Good news, bad news (or vice versa)

#1 Aug 4, 2010
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Here's a new game. Someone posts a good news and the next person gives the bad news. It could be bad news, then the next person posts the good news.

Here's an example:

Poster #1: The good news is the operation was a success and you look like a celebrity.

Poster #2: The bad news is you look like Lassie.

Or it can be like this:

Poster #1: The bad news is your dog ate your phone.

Poster #2: The good news is it still works and you have a unique cellphone.

In both cases, poster #2 posts a new good new or bad news.

Here goes:

The good news is you live in your own home...

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#2 Aug 4, 2010
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...but the bad news is that there's a zombie in the house.

The good news is that you have this ax to kill the zombie with...

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#3 Aug 4, 2010
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The bad news is the ax is made of rubber

The good news is you found a million dollars

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#4 Aug 5, 2010
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The bad news is that all the bills were ripped in half.

The good news is you won't ever be paying full price on your groceries again...
(This doesn't all have to connect, right?)

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#5 Aug 5, 2010
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No, it doesn't have to...

The bad news is the groceries are not fit for human consumption

The good news is you made it through flu season without catching it.

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#6 Aug 5, 2010
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The bad news is that you ended up catching it one second after it ended.

Let's try a "bad news first" one:
The bad news is that you failed your exam...

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#7 Aug 6, 2010
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The good news is it was an AIDS test

The bad news is you need an operation

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#8 Aug 6, 2010
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The good new is that it's virtual.

Tha bad news is that the cat hang herself with her tail from a tree.

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#9 Aug 6, 2010
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The good news is that the branch is only about 1 m from the ground.

The good news is that you made it to the next round...

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#10 Aug 6, 2010
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The bad news is it'll cost you an arm and a leg, literally.

The Good news is you got an Alpha Black Lotus

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#11 Aug 6, 2010
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The bad news is that it's folded in half. Every part of the card, except for the crease, is near mint condition.

The bad news is that you've been banned from MTGS...

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#12 Aug 7, 2010
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The good news is you're finally talking to your loved ones.

The good news is you've been invited to Magic World Championships

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#13 Aug 8, 2010
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The bad news is that all your planeswalker cards have been confiscated before you get in.

The good news is that you won $0.50.

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Bad news is 50 Cent wants it back and is not afraid to gun you down.

Bad news is we need to cut off one of your testicles/ovaries.

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#15 Aug 9, 2010
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The good news is transplants are possible

The bad news is vampires are everywhere

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Good news is they killed Edward and Bella and eradicated Twitardation.

Bad news is your in-laws are visiting this weekend.

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Thanks to Alien Misprint for the Avvie.

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#17 Aug 9, 2010
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The good news is your in-laws are outlaws and we caught by the fuzz before making it to you.

The bad news is you just got fired from your job.

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The good news is you were a professional organ donor.

The bad news is you just found out you have a flesh-eating disease.

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#19 Aug 9, 2010
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The good news is it's all bottled up and on your desk, ready for your world domination.

The good news is you just recieved superpowers...

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but the bad news is that these superpowers are limited to thing like becoming invisible only when nobody (including yourself) is looking.

The good news is that you made a good deal.

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The bad news is you have no money to back that deal up with.

The bad news is you are covered in flames. Ouch!

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The great news is that you're easier for the lifeboats to see, and you'll be rescued from the island sooner!

The good news is that you just got 100%.

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The bad news is 100% bankruptcy.

The good news is you just got a pink slip.

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Thanks to Alien Misprint for the Avvie.

Sasky for the Sig.

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#24 Aug 10, 2010
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The good news is it's your girlfriend's favourite colour.

The good news is you're going to be on TV.

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#25 Aug 10, 2010
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The bad news is you're a criminal on COPS.

The good news was there was no bad news in the last turn with Moss.

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Thanks to SGT_Chubbz and Kracked Graphics for the Avvy and Banner!

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