I literally made an account on this site just to call out how much of a ***** you are. I'd feel proud if I were you. Seriously, you don't fight the feminist stereotype at all do you?
1: Ignoring the fact that "I'm a feminist and..." Is the perfect way to get everyone to hate you, it's supposed to be a joke set... So take a joke. You think you're some kind of special flower and should ruin everyone's fun and joking just because you're "offended"? By something as simple as "Girls like pink and the mall"? You are the worst type of person.
2: Getting offended over nothing... Again.
3: I was going to ignore the first two, continue to browse, etc. But this... This took the cake. Jesus christ no one is talking down to you except me, because you've succeeded in being a total ***** and I'm saying what's on everyone's mind. I have half a mind to think that you're just a terrible troll to be honest but I looked up some of your other posts and that doesn't seem to be the case, you're just a miserable person that thinks you're better than everyone else because you have ovaries. This was the most *****y and condescending statement I've ever heard in my entire life. There was no reason to respond to that. People like you make the world a worse place. Readjust your attitude or... Die alone with no one loving you.
Warning for flaming. -TK
....That escalated quickly
Anyway, seeing what we have in standard right now it would be fun to see a card like Walletseize which allows you to look into your opponents wallet and discard a bill of your choice.
It's gotta have a reference to mythic hate, right?
Mythic buster G
Creature - Stuntman {R}
Mythic buster has protection from mythics.
Tap: Destroy target mythic permanent or counter target mythic spell. They're the worst thing that happened to the game. I can't believe you play them in your deck, you're just like the rest of them. I remember when rares only cost a dollar. This game is ridiculous now. You guys suck. I...
1/1
Yeah, except you've got the rarity wrong. It should be a mythic...
I would like to see a third "un-set," to complete the "block" of such sets, but, "un-sets" exist purely for comedic value, so they may not be very profitable for WotC, so WotC may be reluctant to print such a set.
However, if such a set were to be made, now that planeswalkers are a card type, WotC could make much humor with them; perhaps they may make yet another incarnation of Jace, one that pokes fun at his reputation for being insanely powerful and unbalanced, or perhaps that is the only way we shall actually have a card of Urza himself, the most famous and badass planeswalker of them all?
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“Those who would trade their freedoms for security will have neither.”-Benjamin Franklin
“When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”-Thomas Jefferson
“A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of its user.”-Theodore Roosevelt
“Patriotism means to stand by one's country; it does not mean to stand by one's president.”-Theodore Roosevelt
The first two un-sets were Un-Glued and Un-Hinged. I think the next un-set should be called "Un-Played" because of the great number of people that think the un-set is useless except for the lands.
The first two un-sets were Un-Glued and Un-Hinged. I think the next un-set should be called "Un-Played" because of the great number of people that think the un-set is useless except for the lands.
I believe that "unplugged" or "unscrewed" would be very appropriate names for a third "un-set," if such a set is ever to be made, since both have the "out-of-control" theme that the first two sets had.
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“Those who would trade their freedoms for security will have neither.”-Benjamin Franklin
“When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”-Thomas Jefferson
“A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of its user.”-Theodore Roosevelt
“Patriotism means to stand by one's country; it does not mean to stand by one's president.”-Theodore Roosevelt
Unjaced- Where every card is Jace. We can have Force of Jaces, Emrakul the Jaces Jaced, Jacecestral Recall, and of course, who could forget Jace Lotus?
Jace the Jace Sculptor please, along with a Jace Hellkite who makes Jace tokens when your Jaces hit.
The first two un-sets were Un-Glued and Un-Hinged. I think the next un-set should be called "Un-Played" because of the great number of people that think the un-set is useless except for the lands.
I just remembered some custom cards I made a while ago, but I don't remember exactly how they worked. They were paradoxical or useless effects. Such as....
"Unshroud" U
Instant
Target creature loses shroud until end of turn.
"Indestroyable" B
Instant
Destroy target indestructible creature.
I don't remember the others, but, I can think of something similar:
"Defensive Rage" R
Instant
Target creature with defender attacks this turn if able. (this might work on rare occasions)
"Tap-Tap" W
Instant
Tap target tapped permanent.
"Ant Strength" G
Instant
Target creature gets +0/+0 until end of turn.
I'm not good at names, but I actually like Ant Strength! (even though ants in Magic can fight)
Unglued had a chicken subtheme, so its expansion symbol was a chicken egg, and unhinged had a donkey subtheme (which allowed WotC to use the word "ass" on numerous cards), so would a third unset have a subtheme that focused on an animal? I myself believe that having a focus on cats would be interesting, as it would allow WotC to use the word "*****" in a humorous manner, but that might actually be too risque to be allowed.
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“Those who would trade their freedoms for security will have neither.”-Benjamin Franklin
“When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”-Thomas Jefferson
“A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of its user.”-Theodore Roosevelt
“Patriotism means to stand by one's country; it does not mean to stand by one's president.”-Theodore Roosevelt
Grand Slam 2RRR
Sorcery - Challenge
(Challenges can’t be countered.)
Each opponent discards his or her hand unless he or she takes a drink for each card in his or her hand. Grand Slam deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or players for each card discarded this way.
Shop of Silence (Pawn Shop) 3
Artifact T, Exile a nonland card from your hand: Add one mana of any of the exiled card’s colors to your mana pool. 0: You may return a card exiled with Shop of Silence to its owner’s hand by paying its mana cost.
(3)(t), sacrifice a creature: master of laziness gets +10/+0 until end of turn
(0/15)
And for flavor text "actually..."
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First come the goblins. Hordes of them. But soon the ramp produced by xenagos attracts monstrous token-producing hydras. Towering over the battlefield, these 12-headed killing machines are protected 2 archetypes of endurance as they crash any resistence left
My brother likes to suggest Beavers for Unset 3. I guess that would make the third symbol a log or dam? Monkeys could also work, with a banana peel symbol.
I've got a planeswalker card to suggest:
Jace, Mental Arts & Crafts Teacher1UU
Planeswalker - Jace
+1: Name a silver-bordered nonland card. Until your next turn, whenever a player casts a card with the chosen name, that player draws a card.
0: Until end of turn, whenever an opponent speaks without first raising his or her hand (it doesn't have to be their hand of cards), that player exiles the top card of his or her library. At the beginning of the next end step, each player shuffles all cards he or she owns that were exiled this way into his or her library.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent casts a spell for the first time this turn, counter it unless you give permission to cast that spell."
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MTGS Wikia Article about "New World Order"
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.
PSA to everyone who keeps forgetting about the Reserved List:
You're on a website dedicated to talking about MtG. You're only a few keystrokes away from finding out what cards are on the Reserved List. You're also only a few keystrokes away from finding out why some cards on the Reserved List got foil printings in FtV, as Judge promos, or whatnot, as well as why that won't happen again. Stop doing this.
That card has an errata, it's an instant.
....That escalated quickly
Anyway, seeing what we have in standard right now it would be fun to see a card like Walletseize which allows you to look into your opponents wallet and discard a bill of your choice.
Yeah, except you've got the rarity wrong. It should be a mythic...
It's a shame, but it is what it is.
However, if such a set were to be made, now that planeswalkers are a card type, WotC could make much humor with them; perhaps they may make yet another incarnation of Jace, one that pokes fun at his reputation for being insanely powerful and unbalanced, or perhaps that is the only way we shall actually have a card of Urza himself, the most famous and badass planeswalker of them all?
“When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”-Thomas Jefferson
“A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of its user.”-Theodore Roosevelt
“Patriotism means to stand by one's country; it does not mean to stand by one's president.”-Theodore Roosevelt
(Thx to Craven of Epic Graphics)
I believe that "unplugged" or "unscrewed" would be very appropriate names for a third "un-set," if such a set is ever to be made, since both have the "out-of-control" theme that the first two sets had.
“When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”-Thomas Jefferson
“A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of its user.”-Theodore Roosevelt
“Patriotism means to stand by one's country; it does not mean to stand by one's president.”-Theodore Roosevelt
Jace the Jace Sculptor please, along with a Jace Hellkite who makes Jace tokens when your Jaces hit.
Quoted for truth; /thread
And First Strike.
BUWGRChilds PlayGRWUB
BUWGR Highlander GRWUB
UBSquee's Shapeshifting PetBU
BW Multiplayer Control WB
RG Changeling GR
UR Mana FlareRU
UMerfolkU
B MBMC B
I just remembered some custom cards I made a while ago, but I don't remember exactly how they worked. They were paradoxical or useless effects. Such as....
"Unshroud" U
Instant
Target creature loses shroud until end of turn.
"Indestroyable" B
Instant
Destroy target indestructible creature.
I don't remember the others, but, I can think of something similar:
"Defensive Rage" R
Instant
Target creature with defender attacks this turn if able. (this might work on rare occasions)
"Tap-Tap" W
Instant
Tap target tapped permanent.
"Ant Strength" G
Instant
Target creature gets +0/+0 until end of turn.
I'm not good at names, but I actually like Ant Strength! (even though ants in Magic can fight)
“When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”-Thomas Jefferson
“A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of its user.”-Theodore Roosevelt
“Patriotism means to stand by one's country; it does not mean to stand by one's president.”-Theodore Roosevelt
Sorcery - Challenge
(Challenges can’t be countered.)
Each opponent discards his or her hand unless he or she takes a drink for each card in his or her hand. Grand Slam deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or players for each card discarded this way.
Shop of Silence (Pawn Shop) 3
Artifact
T, Exile a nonland card from your hand: Add one mana of any of the exiled card’s colors to your mana pool.
0: You may return a card exiled with Shop of Silence to its owner’s hand by paying its mana cost.
Just some ideas from a set i made a while back
Creature-demon
Flying, trample, lifelink, haste, double strike, hexproof, deathtouch, vigilance
(3)(t), sacrifice a creature: master of laziness gets +10/+0 until end of turn
(0/15)
And for flavor text "actually..."
I've got a planeswalker card to suggest:
Jace, Mental Arts & Crafts Teacher 1UU
Planeswalker - Jace
+1: Name a silver-bordered nonland card. Until your next turn, whenever a player casts a card with the chosen name, that player draws a card.
0: Until end of turn, whenever an opponent speaks without first raising his or her hand (it doesn't have to be their hand of cards), that player exiles the top card of his or her library. At the beginning of the next end step, each player shuffles all cards he or she owns that were exiled this way into his or her library.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent casts a spell for the first time this turn, counter it unless you give permission to cast that spell."
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Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.