Mishra, Artificer Telepath
2URB
Legendary Artifact Creature - Human Wizard Artificer
You may pay 10 life and sacrifice three artifacts instead of paying Mishra, Artificer Telepath's mana cost.
Mishra, Artificer Telepath has flying, hexproof, and vigilance as long as you control six or more artifacts.
When Mishra, Artificer Telepath enters the battlefield, search your library for up to three nonlegendary artifact cards, reveal them, shuffle your library, then put those cards back on top of it in any order.
1URB: Reveal the top card of your library, then if it's an artifact, choose one: Return target permanent to its owner's hand and exile the card; Mishra, Artificer Telepath deals damage equal to its converted mana cost but not past three to target player and exile the card; or put the card into your hand. If the card wasn't an artifact, put it on the bottom of your library and you lose 1 life.
4/6
Oh yes he was. The problem was Dracos and Colossi, and yes he's an Artificer. Hilarious.
Sorry, we couldn't resist. It was too huge. THAT's the card, all right? ;-)
"Warning: Um, warning. This is going to be a game state violation. And a taking extra turns and drawing extra cards violation, pretty much, a whole bunch of violations. Look at me, I'm the DCI."
Not only is the amount of text on the card you're describing far too much to fit onto a card, the amount of complexity, incorrect creature type and wording would not be legitimate. This is a clear fake.
None of it's abbilities mash with what Mishra could do. Also, being a wizard and not an artificer is wrong. Almost as wrong as this cards name. Artificer Telepath? Mishra wasn't even an Telepath. What's next Urza, artificer pyromancer?
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“I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them.” —Volrath
You guys smell that??? I do not believe this to be real. Thought I do look forward to the day when I can break out my old microfiche reader to read the text box on a card.
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All your base are belong to us!
RIP Batman guy. I hope somebody picks up the slack now that you are gone. Sick children need their Batman.
2URB
Legendary Artifact Creature - Human Wizard Artificer
You may pay 10 life and sacrifice three artifacts instead of paying Mishra, Artificer Telepath's mana cost.
Mishra, Artificer Telepath has flying, hexproof, and vigilance as long as you control six or more artifacts.
When Mishra, Artificer Telepath enters the battlefield, search your library for up to three nonlegendary artifact cards, reveal them, shuffle your library, then put those cards back on top of it in any order.
1URB: Reveal the top card of your library, then if it's an artifact, choose one: Return target permanent to its owner's hand and exile the card; Mishra, Artificer Telepath deals damage equal to its converted mana cost but not past three to target player and exile the card; or put the card into your hand. If the card wasn't an artifact, put it on the bottom of your library and you lose 1 life.
4/6
Oh yes he was. The problem was Dracos and Colossi, and yes he's an Artificer. Hilarious.
Sorry, we couldn't resist. It was too huge. THAT's the card, all right? ;-)
DracoBall: http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/casual-related-formats/homebrew-variant-formats/598529-dracoball-updated-3-24-15
Fantastic Fours: http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/casual-related-formats/homebrew-variant-formats/603605-fantastic-fours
I doubt its real.
It's all true! Ancient aliens!
Modern: UB Zombie hunt UB - WR Boros tokens WR - BGW Treefolk tribal BGW
Commander: UR Mizzix, a Storm of spells UR (Decklist)
“I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them.”
—Volrath
edit: Also, blue-red-black card with vigilance? I don't think so...
RIP Batman guy. I hope somebody picks up the slack now that you are gone. Sick children need their Batman.
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