“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Kinda glad its not a human. Humans in Modern don't need a lot more right now imho.
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STOP using "dude/bro" as a pejorative or insult. Grow up.
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Super swingy rare for draft. If you have multiples of something and this gets cast you can get wrecked, but if it doesn't hit multiple cards then it is a bit of an underwhelming rare.
I suppose it would be really stupid at uncommon. Playing against multiple of these would get old, fast.
I love designs like this honesty, it references a card from last time with a similar effect but on a creature its different enough to not just be a reprint.
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“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
You play x. I play Deputy. You play Hostage Taker, exiling my Deputy. I cast another Deputy, exiling your pirate, recovering the first Deputy, exiling x. You Conclave Tribunal the Deputy which took your pirate, using it to take the second Deputy and getting back x. I use Ixalan's Binding on the enchantment, getting back my deputy, taking your pirate, getting back my other deputy, and exiling x. We both get kicked out of the store for going to turns in game 1.
Very nice for Standard as an answer to a lot of counters, tokens, and aggressive decks in general. Beats up on History and blocks the majority of the current Aggro lineup. I like it at least as a sideboard and is broad enough to be a maindeck if needed.
You have officially made me want to develop a Standard deck named "Quasiduplihate" with this and other etb hatebears. Maybe Naban, Dean of Iteration and some Wizards that bounce or tap creatures. Throw in Wizard's Retort and Absorb. Chemister's Insight to draw. The jump start would allow the deck to pitch the hatebears that are useless or duplicates. Thought of another one.. Siren Stormtamer
Not sure how it would win though. Maybe throw in a couple Teferi's and you'd be set
Its tremendously worse than the enchantment as a permanent solution.
But it will see play regardless.
Still dont like this approach of designing cards in this set, as they are almost reprints of existing cards, just "slightly" changed, but still reprints in spirit.
You have officially made me want to develop a Standard deck named "Quasiduplihate" with this and other etb hatebears. Maybe Naban, Dean of Iteration and some Wizards that bounce or tap creatures. Throw in Wizard's Retort and Absorb. Chemister's Insight to draw. The jump start would allow the deck to pitch the hatebears that are useless or duplicates. Thought of another one.. Siren Stormtamer
Not sure how it would win though. Maybe throw in a couple Teferi's and you'd be set
Just dont play all the bad cards, and run Quasiduplicate with Murmuring Mystic, which is already a thing without all the Azorius cards that do absolutely nothing you want or need anyway.
- limited to opponents' stuff.
- can target others with the same name.
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Thanks, added.
Let this great clan rest in peace (2001-2011)
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
STOP using "dude/bro" as a pejorative or insult. Grow up.
Margaret Thatcher: “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.”
Benjamin Franklin: "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
Martin Luther King Jr.: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."
May it exile tokens until rotation.
I suppose it would be really stupid at uncommon. Playing against multiple of these would get old, fast.
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
(yeah, yeah, I know it's not standard)
That means when you kill it you have to say "GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY DEDE"
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You have officially made me want to develop a Standard deck named "Quasiduplihate" with this and other etb hatebears. Maybe Naban, Dean of Iteration and some Wizards that bounce or tap creatures. Throw in Wizard's Retort and Absorb. Chemister's Insight to draw. The jump start would allow the deck to pitch the hatebears that are useless or duplicates. Thought of another one.. Siren Stormtamer
Not sure how it would win though. Maybe throw in a couple Teferi's and you'd be set
But it will see play regardless.
Still dont like this approach of designing cards in this set, as they are almost reprints of existing cards, just "slightly" changed, but still reprints in spirit.
I want NEW cards ... badly ...
Just dont play all the bad cards, and run Quasiduplicate with Murmuring Mystic, which is already a thing without all the Azorius cards that do absolutely nothing you want or need anyway.
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This might come in handy to keep down tokens and slow down other stuff