What a safety hazard, someone should file a complaint for not having guardrails and dangerous areas.
Azorius will make sure it takes 10 year before reaching the repair department, then Orzhov might charge you your soul for adding that rail, Boros will arrest you for "complaint without payment", then you'd have to run to Selesnya for cuddle, only to be pushed off the rail by the said Affectionate Indrik.
Don’t forget that the Izzet who actually make the rails and installs them probably also made them lava pipes thus scalding anyone that touches them.
I suddenly imagined a shockland, except it only produces colorless mana and has "As long as Izzet Guardrail is untapped, whenever a creature would deal damage to another creature, deal 2 damage to it."
Why does this card not produce 3 1/1 Cat tokens along with it? Look at that art!
Best card ever That's one fancy pet to have if you're a Golgari (I mean, hey, if you're down there, there's no risk of falling down a few storeys, right? XD)
"Come on, give me a hug."
"No!"
"Just one!"
"Eww no get away!"
"Don't make me get mad now or I'll beat yo' ass. But not without a hug first."
"Fine."
"Ow you hurt me! *tail swipe*"
"Shoulda had a V8..."
'buster
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'buster
HR Analyst. Gamer. Activist | Fearless, and forthright | Aggro-control is a mindset. Elspeth and Jhoira rock my world.
Did everyone miss the broken flower pot in the back? This is not his first victim! (The only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again!)
MTGS Wikia Article about "New World Order"
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.
PSA to everyone who keeps forgetting about the Reserved List:
You're on a website dedicated to talking about MtG. You're only a few keystrokes away from finding out what cards are on the Reserved List. You're also only a few keystrokes away from finding out why some cards on the Reserved List got foil printings in FtV, as Judge promos, or whatnot, as well as why that won't happen again. Stop doing this.
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Yeah, it's a really solid design. We need more of these Wizards!
Dunes of Zairo
SHANDALAR
Innistrad - The Darkest Night
~THE RAVNICAN CONSORTIUM~
A Community Set
Commander: Allies & Adversaries
Second cutest... Harmless Offering takes the cake... or can of tuna if your a kitten...
I can't tell
They are really making far more flavortext jokes than usual here. Not that it is a bad thing.
Let this great clan rest in peace (2001-2011)
Haha, Ravnica is awesome. ^___^
Even the cats love him!
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Want to play a UW control deck in modern, but don't have jace or snaps?
Please come visit us at the Emeria Titan control thread
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EDH Decks
BG Vicious Varolz | RW Jor Kadeen, the Mean Machine | RG Atarka: Muh_Dragons.dec (WIP) | WU Brago, Blink Eternal (WIP)
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"No!"
"Just one!"
"Eww no get away!"
"Don't make me get mad now or I'll beat yo' ass. But not without a hug first."
"Fine."
"Ow you hurt me! *tail swipe*"
"Shoulda had a V8..."
'buster
HR Analyst. Gamer. Activist | Fearless, and forthright | Aggro-control is a mindset.
Elspeth and Jhoira rock my world.
Nexus MTG News // Nexus - Magic Art Gallery // MTG Dual Land Color Ratios Analyzer // MTG Card Drawing Odds Calculator
Want to play a UW control deck in modern, but don't have jace or snaps?
Please come visit us at the Emeria Titan control thread
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.