ahhhh so mean having it to fight something. So cruel.
It’s not so much that it’s being forced to fight as it just wants to love on something but doesn’t understand that it’s huge. Basically it accidentally pushes whatever thing it “fights” over the edge of an unrailed catwalk.
What a safety hazard, someone should file a complaint for not having guardrails and dangerous areas.
Azorius will make sure it takes 10 year before reaching the repair department, then Orzhov might charge you your soul for adding that rail, Boros will arrest you for "complaint without payment", then you'd have to run to Selesnya for cuddle, only to be pushed off the rail by the said Affectionate Indrik.
Not a great card, but should be quite solid in Limited--it comes in, removes a smaller problem, then stays behind as a pretty good wall.
It does a good job of hitting pesky fliers that you can't immediately deal with, which I enjoy.
Honestly, fight could just replace plummets at this point, and I'd be happy. This guy can trade with Serra Angel or Vampire Nighthawk, to use two classic "pushed for their time" fliers. It can straight up kill any smaller threat. And it scales to anthems and such.
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Card advantage is not the same thing as card draw. Something for 2B cannot be strictly worse than something for BBB or 3BB. If you're taking out Swords to Plowshares for Plummet, you're a fool. Stop doing these things!
What a safety hazard, someone should file a complaint for not having guardrails and dangerous areas.
Azorius will make sure it takes 10 year before reaching the repair department, then Orzhov might charge you your soul for adding that rail, Boros will arrest you for "complaint without payment", then you'd have to run to Selesnya for cuddle, only to be pushed off the rail by the said Affectionate Indrik.
And then the Golgari use your body as mulch to feed the Indrik.
What a safety hazard, someone should file a complaint for not having guardrails and dangerous areas.
Azorius will make sure it takes 10 year before reaching the repair department, then Orzhov might charge you your soul for adding that rail, Boros will arrest you for "complaint without payment", then you'd have to run to Selesnya for cuddle, only to be pushed off the rail by the said Affectionate Indrik.
And then the Golgari use your body as mulch to feed the Indrik.
What a safety hazard, someone should file a complaint for not having guardrails and dangerous areas.
Azorius will make sure it takes 10 year before reaching the repair department, then Orzhov might charge you your soul for adding that rail, Boros will arrest you for "complaint without payment", then you'd have to run to Selesnya for cuddle, only to be pushed off the rail by the said Affectionate Indrik.
Callin it right now: Next set we'll be gettin an Azorius enchantment called "Bureaucratic Impediment." It'll probably tap creatures at the cost of bouncing your own, or some similar checks and balances tempo flavor.
Don’t forget that the Izzet who actually make the rails and installs them probably also made them lava pipes thus scalding anyone that touches them.
I suddenly imagined a shockland, except it only produces colorless mana and has "As long as Izzet Guardrail is untapped, whenever a creature would deal damage to another creature, deal 2 damage to it."
Why does this card not produce 3 1/1 Cat tokens along with it? Look at that art!
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Not a great card, but should be quite solid in Limited--it comes in, removes a smaller problem, then stays behind as a pretty good wall.
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WCDeath and Taxes(sold)It does a good job of hitting pesky fliers that you can't immediately deal with, which I enjoy.
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Innistrad - The Darkest Night
~THE RAVNICAN CONSORTIUM~
A Community Set
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“I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them.”
—Volrath
I love this card. It's adorable. It cuddles too hard!
It’s not so much that it’s being forced to fight as it just wants to love on something but doesn’t understand that it’s huge. Basically it accidentally pushes whatever thing it “fights” over the edge of an unrailed catwalk.
Stay reasonable, be mindful of your expectations and don't feed the trolls.
Doomsdayin'
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Azorius will make sure it takes 10 year before reaching the repair department, then Orzhov might charge you your soul for adding that rail, Boros will arrest you for "complaint without payment", then you'd have to run to Selesnya for cuddle, only to be pushed off the rail by the said Affectionate Indrik.
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Rona, Disciple of Gix
Tiana the Auror
Hallar
Ulrich the Politician
Zur the Rebel
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O-Kagachi, Mathas, Mairsil
"Non-Tribal" Tribal Generals, Eggs
Honestly, fight could just replace plummets at this point, and I'd be happy. This guy can trade with Serra Angel or Vampire Nighthawk, to use two classic "pushed for their time" fliers. It can straight up kill any smaller threat. And it scales to anthems and such.
On phasing:
And then the Golgari use your body as mulch to feed the Indrik.
Dunes of Zairo
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Innistrad - The Darkest Night
~THE RAVNICAN CONSORTIUM~
A Community Set
Commander: Allies & Adversaries
No rest for the Ravnicans.
Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest WUR Voltron Control
Temmet, Vizier of Naktamun WU Unblockable Mirror Trickery
Ra's al Ghul (Sidar Kondo) and Face-Down Ninjas
Brudiclad, Token Engineer
Vaevictis (VV2) the Dire Lantern
Rona, Disciple of Gix
Tiana the Auror
Hallar
Ulrich the Politician
Zur the Rebel
Scorpion, Locust, Scarab, Egyptian Gods
O-Kagachi, Mathas, Mairsil
"Non-Tribal" Tribal Generals, Eggs
People who jump rails in zoos would love this Indrik. Just kidding OK.
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Callin it right now: Next set we'll be gettin an Azorius enchantment called "Bureaucratic Impediment." It'll probably tap creatures at the cost of bouncing your own, or some similar checks and balances tempo flavor.
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I suddenly imagined a shockland, except it only produces colorless mana and has "As long as Izzet Guardrail is untapped, whenever a creature would deal damage to another creature, deal 2 damage to it."
Why does this card not produce 3 1/1 Cat tokens along with it? Look at that art!