Etali, Primal Storm4RR Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur (Rare)
Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of nonland cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. The storm rages and the earth breaks.
6/6
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Would it have killed Wizards to drop this to 5/5 but given it Haste and Prowess. It even looks like it is charging up via its dorsal fin, ala Godzilla. Who designs these things, chimps?
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I guess the White Elder Dino took all the Keywords for itself. This should've had Prowess or Menace the more I look at this. It's a spellslinging dinosaur. I wish I could design cards for MTG sometimes.
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"The essence of every world, every spell and every thought is power. Nothing else matters, because nothing else exists."
Not what I was expecting, but kinda cool. "Each player" will include you so with some top deck manipulation you can stack this pretty nicely. Since most dino decks, especially in EDH will be multicolor, Sensei's Divining Top, Worldly Tutor, Brainstorm, and Vampiric Tutor all make solid cheap options.
It isn't everyday they print something that could end up in Legacy Sneak Attack. But when they do, you know something is on the verge of going horribly wrong.
If you all want haste, Regisaur Alpha is already a powerhouse as is. I agree its odd to not have a keyword but anything else would just have made it too powerful.
“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
http://www.commanderinmtg.com/2018/01/02/e121-rivals-of-ixalan-preview-card.html
Sweet Merciful Crap is this a card
Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur (Rare)
Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of nonland cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
The storm rages and the earth breaks.
6/6
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Feel free to tell me yours!
STOP using "dude/bro" as a pejorative or insult. Grow up.
Margaret Thatcher: “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.”
Benjamin Franklin: "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
Martin Luther King Jr.: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."
That's some great EDH material right there
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"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
This is great in Commander though, I do enjoy cards that take other cards.