Because I'm pretty sure I can do a better job than whomever is writing these terrible things. It is almost as if they're generating random words from a software and having a human put them together.
In the age of neural networks and AI-powered content, you don't even have to be creative anymore, just press the "generate flavor text" button and claim you're a flavor text designer
If I open enough dinosaur support at the prerelease I *might* put one of the brontodons in, especially if I have some of those cost-reducing creatures, but if I see an Altisaur I will definitely use that--a toughness of 7 makes your opponent work to remove it.
On the other hand, if I can get one onto the battlefield with +1/+1 counters and Rishkar then Rishkar's Expertise will have found a new best friend.
Ah, I almost forgot: Reason // Believe. Now we can put it on the battlefield for only 5 mana.
He may be boring, but between the two cost reducers and all the treasures, I don't think it's going to be that hard to reach 8 mana in limited, and a 9/9 is a seriousaurus threat in limited.
Please, mill me. Mill my important cards. Mill my lands. Mill it all. Because I will still deal 20 damage before you can mill 45 cards most every time.
I actually realized it today that it's the biggest common creature ever and it's only one power short of Artisan of Kozilek, the biggest uncommon. Of course, the previous 2 record holders, Ulamog's Crusher and Eldrazi Devastator do have abilities.
IMO Eldrazi Devastator looks like it should be bigger than any dinosaur; same with Ulamog's Crusher. Look at the size of its hands compared to the trees!
Well, we do know that Emrakul is about 200 feet tall and 600 feet wide while the largest dinosaur is only about 200 feet long, but emrakul and Kozilek are supposed to be far larger than the other eldrazi. Of course, the most rediculously big dinosaurs walk on 4 legs, so that makes size comparisons a little weird with eldrazi who don't even have legs. It's not like a dinosaur can walk on the tip of it's tail or anything.
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In the age of neural networks and AI-powered content, you don't even have to be creative anymore, just press the "generate flavor text" button and claim you're a flavor text designer
On the other hand, if I can get one onto the battlefield with +1/+1 counters and Rishkar then Rishkar's Expertise will have found a new best friend.
Ah, I almost forgot: Reason // Believe. Now we can put it on the battlefield for only 5 mana.
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