Idiomatic translations FTW. There's no good way to convey the expression "Showstopper" in Portuguese in one word, so they went with something a bit more descriptive.
Wow. That's only good in limited. Not a "showstopper" at all. But you probably play this in Sealed and it makes the cut as a fairly okay combat trick in Draft. Not a legit kill spell though because it can be dead if the creature that is beating you is unblockable or your opponent knows you have it so they don't make the block you need to kill the guy that is beating you. Decent on the block though.
And please could we have less headless female torsos in magic (and commercial art in general) it's not funny or sexy it's sexist and disgusting. Please don't try to titillate me with dead bodies magic cards.
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Wow. That's only good in limited. Not a "showstopper" at all. But you probably play this in Sealed and it makes the cut as a fairly okay combat trick in Draft. Not a legit kill spell though because it can be dead if the creature that is beating you is unblockable or your opponent knows you have it so they don't make the block you need to kill the guy that is beating you. Decent on the block though.
And please could we have less headless female torsos in magic (and commercial art in general) it's not funny or sexy it's sexist and disgusting. Please don't try to titillate me with dead bodies magic cards.
Rakdos is the Carnival of Horrors theme. What did you expect?
I don't think it's even good in Limited, since it is so conditional, but maybe.
It will probably end up with the same fate as Aetherize. Initially, people when not play around Showstopper, but as the Limited format develops people will not overcommit into Showstopper.
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The effect could prove so discombobulating to combo players, in particularly, they may fizzle and run away screaming. "From that day the Curse of the Plateau was upon me, and I found every hand I ever pull from a combo deck is a mulligan."
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Rakdos is the Carnival of Horrors theme. What did you expect?
Less T&A on mutilated body parts seems a reasonable request. Espeshally for a so-called PG-13 game. By no means a prude but if you want sell your product with images of mutilated women, GTFO of my Magic The Gathering. There's chicks in night gowns strung up upside down bleeding to death in Blood Artist, and that's bad enough. No decapitated females with tits hanging out seems like a fine standard in my book.
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Famliy Guy Emperor Says,
"Something, something something, DARK SIDE!
Something, something, something COMPLETE!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiUitciuJ8
:symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw: SPIKE GAYMER: not just a beatdown, a beatdown sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"!
Less T&A on mutilated body parts seems a reasonable request. Espeshally for a so-called PG-13 game. By no means a prude but if you want sell your product with images of mutilated women, GTFO of my Magic The Gathering. There's chicks in night gowns strung up upside down bleeding to death in Blood Artist, and that's bad enough. No decapitated females with tits hanging out seems like a fine standard in my book.
Less T&A? She's wearing a dress for Christ's sake. Seriously, if it works for the macabre theme, it works. This piece of art...well it works! Also, how is it sexist? The dress she's wearing is tasteful, and it's not like she's the only one who dies in the picture. Newsflash, ALL 3 OF THEM DO!
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Less T&A on mutilated body parts seems a reasonable request. Espeshally for a so-called PG-13 game. By no means a prude but if you want sell your product with images of mutilated women, GTFO of my Magic The Gathering. There's chicks in night gowns strung up upside down bleeding to death in Blood Artist, and that's bad enough. No decapitated females with tits hanging out seems like a fine standard in my book.
Okay, you're really going out of your way to try to get offended at this. Your entire position here is ridiculous. There's nothing offensive or sexist or titillating about the card art whatsoever.
If the store owner says that I can't trade in the premises, I'll just go outside. If he says that I can't trade within 10m of his premises, I'll go to 11 meters. If he says that he doesn't want to see me trading, I will put a basket over his head and continue trading.
Yes, he's a local legend. He's only known to take his clothes off before he goes into the Ladies' Lockerroom. Nobody knows what he does in there because he's invisible, but it's almost certainly tons of masturbating.
Less T&A on mutilated body parts seems a reasonable request. Espeshally for a so-called PG-13 game. By no means a prude but if you want sell your product with images of mutilated women, GTFO of my Magic The Gathering. There's chicks in night gowns strung up upside down bleeding to death in Blood Artist, and that's bad enough. No decapitated females with tits hanging out seems like a fine standard in my book.
Erm, so is it OK to decapitate males, but not females? Am I missing something?
I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume thats a troll post
And please could we have less headless female torsos in magic (and commercial art in general) it's not funny or sexy it's sexist and disgusting. Please don't try to titillate me with dead bodies magic cards.
And please could we have less torsoless male heads in Magic it's not funny or sexy it's sexist and disgusting.
Moving on, I won't be unhappy to have this in limited. This has a lot of potential to turn into a blowout and after it's revealed, combat in the other games becomes tricky to maneuver for the opponent.
If it hit players, I'd play it in Modern in a heart beat, but that kind of obvious power is probably why it doesn't.
Seriously.
I'd put it in in Aristocrats... I mean, I heard that wiping opposing teams at instant speed is preeeeeeetty good, you know?
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Idiomatic translations FTW. There's no good way to convey the expression "Showstopper" in Portuguese in one word, so they went with something a bit more descriptive.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
And please could we have less headless female torsos in magic (and commercial art in general) it's not funny or sexy it's sexist and disgusting. Please don't try to titillate me with dead bodies magic cards.
Famliy Guy Emperor Says,
"Something, something something, DARK SIDE!
Something, something, something COMPLETE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiUitciuJ8
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SPIKE GAYMER: not just a beatdown, a beatdown sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"!
Rakdos is the Carnival of Horrors theme. What did you expect?
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It will probably end up with the same fate as Aetherize. Initially, people when not play around Showstopper, but as the Limited format develops people will not overcommit into Showstopper.
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Less T&A on mutilated body parts seems a reasonable request. Espeshally for a so-called PG-13 game. By no means a prude but if you want sell your product with images of mutilated women, GTFO of my Magic The Gathering. There's chicks in night gowns strung up upside down bleeding to death in Blood Artist, and that's bad enough. No decapitated females with tits hanging out seems like a fine standard in my book.
Famliy Guy Emperor Says,
"Something, something something, DARK SIDE!
Something, something, something COMPLETE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiUitciuJ8
:symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw:
SPIKE GAYMER: not just a beatdown, a beatdown sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"!
Is your combo Stuffy Doll + Donate lol
Less T&A? She's wearing a dress for Christ's sake. Seriously, if it works for the macabre theme, it works. This piece of art...well it works! Also, how is it sexist? The dress she's wearing is tasteful, and it's not like she's the only one who dies in the picture. Newsflash, ALL 3 OF THEM DO!
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Okay, you're really going out of your way to try to get offended at this. Your entire position here is ridiculous. There's nothing offensive or sexist or titillating about the card art whatsoever.
Lolz, Shawn Michaels is here? The heartbreak kid card
Luckily it's not a creature card.:rolleyes:
Erm, so is it OK to decapitate males, but not females? Am I missing something?
I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume thats a troll post
Or Boros Reckoner.
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And please could we have less torsoless male heads in Magic it's not funny or sexy it's sexist and disgusting.
Moving on, I won't be unhappy to have this in limited. This has a lot of potential to turn into a blowout and after it's revealed, combat in the other games becomes tricky to maneuver for the opponent.
If it hit players, I'd play it in Modern in a heart beat, but that kind of obvious power is probably why it doesn't.
Unless an opponent starts dropping creatures after the Supreme Verdict, then at least it's a slap in the face.