The best way to teach them how to play is to give them a How to Play guide, a full set of the rules, and a knife. Then you should send them out into the wilderness and wish them good luck. That's how my parents taught me how to play.
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
The best way to teach them how to play is to give them a How to Play guide, a full set of the rules, and a knife. Then you should send them out into the wilderness and wish them good luck. That's how my parents taught me how to play.
Hollowhenge Scavenger
5GG
Creature - Elemental
4/5 Morbid - When Hollowhenge Scavenger enters the battlefield, if a creature died this turn, you gain 5 life.
Woodland Cemetery (Rare)
Land
Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest.
T: Add B or G to your mana pool.
Screeching Bat (Uncommon/Day)
2B
Creature - Bat
2/2
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 2BB. If you do, transform Screeching Bat.
> 5/5
Mayor of Avabruck (Rare/Day)
1G
1/1
Creature - Human Advisor Werewolf
Other Human creatures you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Mayor of Avabruck.
> 3/3
Ludevig's Test Subject (Rare/Day)
1U
Creature - Lizard
0/3
Defender
1U: Put a hatchling counter on Ludevig's Test Subject. Then, if there are five or more hatchling counters on it, remove all of them and transform it.
> 13/13
Boneyard Wurm (Uncommon)
1G
Creature - Wurm
*/*
Boneyard Wurm's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Elite Inquisitor (Rare)
WW
Creature - Human Soldier
2/2
First strike, vigilance
Protection from Vampires, from Werewolves, and from Zombies.
Olivia Voldaren (Mythic)
2BR
Legendary Creature - Vampire
3/3
Flying
1R: Olivia Voldaren deals 1 damage to another target creature. That creature becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on Olivia Voldaren.
3BB: Gain control of target Vampire for as long as you control Olivia Voldaren.
Devil's Play (Rare)
XR
Sorcery
Devil's Play deals X damage to target creature or player.
Flashback XRRR
Diregraf Ghoul (Uncommon)
B
Creature - Zombie
2/2
Diregraf Ghoul enters the battlefield tapped.
Curse of the Bloody Tome (Common)
2U
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player puts the top two cards from his or her library into his or her graveyard. After seeing his life's work drip away, the mage decided it was a good time to go crazy.
Curse type huh? lol @ flavor text
Bloodcrazed Neonate (Common)
1R
Creature - Vampire
2/1
Bloodcrazed Neonate attacks each turn if able.
Whenever Bloodcrazed Neonate deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Wooden Stake (Common)
2
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a Vampire, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Equip 1
Stitched Drake (Common)
1UU
Creature - Zombie Drake
3/4
As an additional cost to cast Stitched Drake, exile a creature card from your graveyard.
Flying
Stalking Vampire (Uncommon/Night)
Creature - Vampire
5/5
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 2BB. If you do, transform Stalking Vampire.
Howlpack Alpha (Rare/Night)
Creature - Werewolf
Other Werewolf and Wolf creatures you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your end step, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player casted two or more spells last turn, transform Howlpack Alpha.
I once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
I wish I could like comments on here lol.
Wow. People must be looking forward to this set.
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Proliferation (Daggson) UUU
Sheoldred's Stax BBB
Toshiro BBB
Mikaeus BBB
Zirilan RRR
Grand Arbiter WUW
Sygg Breaks The Game UBU
Epic Experiment (Melek) URU
Edric's Golems UGU
Rakdos, Lord of Riots RBR
Infect (Radha) RGR
Sharuum Flicker WUB
Ruhan's Hammer WUR
Tariel GoodStuff WBR
BEAST WARS! (Mayael) WRG
Whore.Dec (Gwendolyn di Corci) URB
Dream Halls (Child of Alara) :symwu::symbr::symgw:
Or, you know, they're letting in the line that is three blocks wrong.
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Kemba Equips WWW
Proliferation (Daggson) UUU
Sheoldred's Stax BBB
Toshiro BBB
Mikaeus BBB
Zirilan RRR
Grand Arbiter WUW
Sygg Breaks The Game UBU
Epic Experiment (Melek) URU
Edric's Golems UGU
Rakdos, Lord of Riots RBR
Infect (Radha) RGR
Sharuum Flicker WUB
Ruhan's Hammer WUR
Tariel GoodStuff WBR
BEAST WARS! (Mayael) WRG
Whore.Dec (Gwendolyn di Corci) URB
Dream Halls (Child of Alara) :symwu::symbr::symgw:
What's the keyword on Hollowhenge Scavenger?
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"Mortality".
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Hollowhenge Scavenger
5GG
Creature - Elemental
4/5
Morbid - When Hollowhenge Scavenger enters the battlefield, if a creature died this turn, you gain 5 life.
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- Avacyn Restored
- Theros
- Return to Ravnica
- Tarkir
Also there is a human tribe.
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Kemba Equips WWW
Proliferation (Daggson) UUU
Sheoldred's Stax BBB
Toshiro BBB
Mikaeus BBB
Zirilan RRR
Grand Arbiter WUW
Sygg Breaks The Game UBU
Epic Experiment (Melek) URU
Edric's Golems UGU
Rakdos, Lord of Riots RBR
Infect (Radha) RGR
Sharuum Flicker WUB
Ruhan's Hammer WUR
Tariel GoodStuff WBR
BEAST WARS! (Mayael) WRG
Whore.Dec (Gwendolyn di Corci) URB
Dream Halls (Child of Alara) :symwu::symbr::symgw:
looks like Morbid to me, which would make more sense too...
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Modern:
xAffinityx (starting)
Standard:
Ha! That's a good one.
Woodland Cemetery
Land
CARDNAME enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest.
Morbid - If a creature died this turn....blah blah blah.
Modern SkRed
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Card text for spoilerz:
Woodland Cemetery (Rare)
Land
Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest.
T: Add B or G to your mana pool.
Screeching Bat (Uncommon/Day)
2B
Creature - Bat
2/2
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 2BB. If you do, transform Screeching Bat.
> 5/5
Mayor of Avabruck (Rare/Day)
1G
1/1
Creature - Human Advisor Werewolf
Other Human creatures you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Mayor of Avabruck.
> 3/3
Ludevig's Test Subject (Rare/Day)
1U
Creature - Lizard
0/3
Defender
1U: Put a hatchling counter on Ludevig's Test Subject. Then, if there are five or more hatchling counters on it, remove all of them and transform it.
> 13/13
Boneyard Wurm (Uncommon)
1G
Creature - Wurm
*/*
Boneyard Wurm's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Elite Inquisitor (Rare)
WW
Creature - Human Soldier
2/2
First strike, vigilance
Protection from Vampires, from Werewolves, and from Zombies.
Olivia Voldaren (Mythic)
2BR
Legendary Creature - Vampire
3/3
Flying
1R: Olivia Voldaren deals 1 damage to another target creature. That creature becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on Olivia Voldaren.
3BB: Gain control of target Vampire for as long as you control Olivia Voldaren.
Devil's Play (Rare)
XR
Sorcery
Devil's Play deals X damage to target creature or player.
Flashback XRRR
Diregraf Ghoul (Uncommon)
B
Creature - Zombie
2/2
Diregraf Ghoul enters the battlefield tapped.
Curse of the Bloody Tome (Common)
2U
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player puts the top two cards from his or her library into his or her graveyard.
After seeing his life's work drip away, the mage decided it was a good time to go crazy.
Curse type huh? lol @ flavor text
Bloodcrazed Neonate (Common)
1R
Creature - Vampire
2/1
Bloodcrazed Neonate attacks each turn if able.
Whenever Bloodcrazed Neonate deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Wooden Stake (Common)
2
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a Vampire, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Equip 1
Stitched Drake (Common)
1UU
Creature - Zombie Drake
3/4
As an additional cost to cast Stitched Drake, exile a creature card from your graveyard.
Flying
Blazing Torch - Reprinted at 216/264.
Stalking Vampire (Uncommon/Night)
Creature - Vampire
5/5
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 2BB. If you do, transform Stalking Vampire.
Howlpack Alpha (Rare/Night)
Creature - Werewolf
Other Werewolf and Wolf creatures you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your end step, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player casted two or more spells last turn, transform Howlpack Alpha.
Ludevic's Abomination (Rare/Night)
Creature - Lizard Horror
13/13
Trample
Past Ruminations
Links are broken, will fix in near future.
- Kaladesh
- Zendikar
- Rise of the Eldrazi
- Alara Reborn
- Innistrad <- Personal Favorite
- Dark Ascension
- Avacyn Restored
- Theros
- Return to Ravnica
- Tarkir
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Kemba Equips WWW
Proliferation (Daggson) UUU
Sheoldred's Stax BBB
Toshiro BBB
Mikaeus BBB
Zirilan RRR
Grand Arbiter WUW
Sygg Breaks The Game UBU
Epic Experiment (Melek) URU
Edric's Golems UGU
Rakdos, Lord of Riots RBR
Infect (Radha) RGR
Sharuum Flicker WUB
Ruhan's Hammer WUR
Tariel GoodStuff WBR
BEAST WARS! (Mayael) WRG
Whore.Dec (Gwendolyn di Corci) URB
Dream Halls (Child of Alara) :symwu::symbr::symgw:
No, it's an 'ability word' named Morbid.
Likely it's a shorthand ability word for "if a creature died this turn".