Is it just me, or is there something amusing about Vexing Shusher? This guy can't be countered, and can make other spells uncounterable as well. All of this is due to:
"The stench of bloodcap mushrooms on the breath is enough to ward off even the most potent magics, especially when combined with a special chant: Hushhh."
^ That always reminds me of the Doctor Who episode ‘The Lodger’, where Matt Smith’s Doctor explains about the powers of hushing creatures with limited brain capacity.
I see a lot of "I can't believe X hasn't come up..." in this thread, but i really can't believe no steamflogger boss yet. Simply because he has an effect that has no impact on the game.
And his first effect only effects things with all creature types and Moriok Rigger. (Who, since he was errated into a rigger, seems like his ability would actually go really nicely with whatever assembling a contraption is, or losing a contraption. I have no idea, i just want to see him happen. My dream is a rigger deck.)
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Whats the big deal about black lotus you ask? Well you see, there is no big deal about it. It IS the big deal.
Thanks for that, Duchess. Now I can't ever see Spiteful Blow without that image in my head!
Take a gander at Cabal Trainee. Notice that its effect activates after you sacrifice the Trainee. With that in mind, read the flavour text. Hahahahaha!
Twiddle
bone flute
BEEEES!
Rabble Red
Modern
Burn
Infect
Speaking of more Goblin humor, Goblin Offensive. The flavor text reads, "They certainly are"
That Goblin Offensive did make me chuckle。There are so many、it’s like they’re the comedy relief of MTG。
Orcish Librarian
I just...I have no words.
Ekundu Cyclops
So many phallic symbols...and is he about to get it on?
Goblin Chirurgeon
Always made me chuckle how happy that goblin looks getting his leg sawed off.
—Karn, silver golem
"The stench of bloodcap mushrooms on the breath is enough to ward off even the most potent magics, especially when combined with a special chant: Hushhh."
And his first effect only effects things with all creature types and Moriok Rigger. (Who, since he was errated into a rigger, seems like his ability would actually go really nicely with whatever assembling a contraption is, or losing a contraption. I have no idea, i just want to see him happen. My dream is a rigger deck.)
I think there's really a tendency for the flavor texts in Goblin-themed cards to be funny.
Goblin War Strike , Raging Goblin , Lightmine Field and Fodder Cannon are some examples I can remember.
I also always liked the flavor text on Hunted Dragon and the Xth version of Manabarbs
Also Root Greevil anyone?
Fodder Cannon - Sometimes I want to shoot my family out of cannons.
Furnace Whelp
Lightmine Field
Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician
Goblin Offensive
Skirk Prospector
Goblin Arsonist
Goblin Battle Jester
Every time I glance at this card I just see a butt.
Goblin Test Pilot
Just makes me lol
The only net decking I do involves the Home Depot
Take a gander at Cabal Trainee. Notice that its effect activates after you sacrifice the Trainee. With that in mind, read the flavour text. Hahahahaha!
Legacy: dragon stompy
Pauper: UG madness
MTGO: big_hat
"Yes, I think 'toast' is an appropriate description."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage
Pauper: Burn
Modern: Burn
Legacy: Burn
EDH: Marath, Will of the Wild - Ramp/Combo | Anafenza the Foremost - French | Uril, the Miststalker - Voltron | Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury - Goodstuff
Ghost Council of Orzhov - Tokens | Lazav, Dimir Mastermind - Control | Isamaru, Hound of Konda - Tiny Leaders
Speaking of more Jaya Ballard, I present to you the 8th Edition of Sizzle.
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
but one of my favorites is slaughter games when you consider it from the perspective of a cake.
Modern:
RUGScapeshift[RUG...Occasionally with goyfs
RUGTarmotwinRUG(RIP)
Legacy:
UWxuwr miracles and stonebladeUWx
Commander:
UWRShu Yun/Ruhan SmashUWR
"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage