Post the best/worst here. I find they can actually be a form of psychological warfare if they're awful enough.
Some of my faves-
"Is that a Red/Blue deck?"
"I dunno.... Izzet?"
Its okay to beat up Dimir players because they're already black and blue.
Jace was originally going to be a white card, but Wizards blue it.
Inserting "scry" into various songs that have cry/fly/die in them. Personal faves being "Its my party and I'll scry if I want to", and "Live and Let Scry"
Chandra, Torch of Defiance - Oops! All Chandras.
Prime Speaker Zegana - Draw for Power.
Pir & Toothy - Counterpalooza.
Arcades, the Strategist - Another Brick in the Wall.
Zacama, Primal Calamity - Calamity of Double Mana.
Edgar Markov - Vampires Don't Die.
Child of Alara - Dreamcrusher.
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Some of my faves-
"Is that a Red/Blue deck?"
"I dunno.... Izzet?"
Its okay to beat up Dimir players because they're already black and blue.
Jace was originally going to be a white card, but Wizards blue it.
Inserting "scry" into various songs that have cry/fly/die in them. Personal faves being "Its my party and I'll scry if I want to", and "Live and Let Scry"
Anyone else know any?
UBR Sedris
RG Omnath, Locus of Rage
UB The Scarab God
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer
WU Dragonlord Ojutai
Because he only draws lands.
*mic drop*
Chandra, Torch of Defiance - Oops! All Chandras.
Prime Speaker Zegana - Draw for Power.
Pir & Toothy - Counterpalooza.
Arcades, the Strategist - Another Brick in the Wall.
Zacama, Primal Calamity - Calamity of Double Mana.
Edgar Markov - Vampires Don't Die.
Child of Alara - Dreamcrusher.