Ok, I know you're all excited about the new set and guilds and everything, but I'm making this thread to formally implore people to stop making terrible Izzet puns. I know, Izzet sounds like "is it", we get it. Please stop. It was maybe funny the first time, but even then it was really just funny in that "so not funny it's funny" kind of way. Now it's just painful to see people make them, and has gotten extremely old.
So once again, I beg you to stop. This has gone far enough.
Izzet really so bad? I think it is funny, and shows just how badly named the guilds of Ravnica are.
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Compared to what? I think compared to chocolate ice cream, women, unicorns, and kung fu, the state pretty much sucks.
Ok, I know you're all excited about the new set and guilds and everything, but I'm making this thread to formally implore people to stop making terrible Izzet puns. I know, Izzet sounds like "is it", we get it. Please stop. It was maybe funny the first time, but even then it was really just funny in that "so not funny it's funny" kind of way. Now it's just painful to see people make them, and has gotten extremely old.
So once again, I beg you to stop. This has gone far enough.
You're going to hate my article next week Cyn
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The thing about things that are so not funny that they're funny is that once they get so overdone that they aren't funny, it starts to get pretty funny. As long as people think it isn't funny, other people will think it's uproarious.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
The thing about things that are so not funny that they're funny is that once they get so overdone that they aren't funny, it starts to get pretty funny. As long as people think it isn't funny, other people will think it's uproarious.
Izzet not so?
The joke has to be funny in the first place. This joke does not fulfill these requirements. Even used ironically, it's not that funny.
Actually, that's the opposite of true. if it were funny in the first place, it would just get tired. If it isn't funny in the first place, then the repitition makes it very funny indeed.
Remember the scene in The Simpsons where Sideshow bob steps on thirteen rakes in a row? The audience got to watch that bit for a full 48 seconds, or something like that, and it wasn't funny at all for most of that, but towards the end it was gut-busting.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
One of the team sealed team names I played against at the prerelease was 'It IZZ Not'. It at least gave some nice conversation for why they chose such a bad joke as a team name.
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Ok, I know you're all excited about the new set and guilds and everything, but I'm making this thread to formally implore people to stop making terrible Izzet puns. I know, Izzet sounds like "is it", we get it. Please stop. It was maybe funny the first time, but even then it was really just funny in that "so not funny it's funny" kind of way. Now it's just painful to see people make them, and has gotten extremely old.
So once again, I beg you to stop. This has gone far enough.
izzet really so bad? izzet really such an annoyance? izzet really yeah, whatever, its marginally annoying, but just ignore it, kiddo and eventually it'll stop amusing most people and they'll stop posting it.
i guarantee you, though, that you won't die from somoeone making a bad izzet pun.
I thought it was funny at my prerelease where some of the judges were going around asking people "Is it Chronic???!!??" to see if they opened any Izzet Chronarchs.
Ya, this 'Izzet' pun is just bad. Its a terrible joke. Its just like Hostel, and mainstream music. Its 'George Bush is our President' bad. Its BAD. Annoying. Not worthy. Retarded. Shows immaturity. Boring. Dull. Insane. Seizure-Inducing. Sickening. Disturbing.
Stop. Like, right now.
I mean, 'IZZERTT A GUUD DEC AMIRITE?' is just sooooooo.....****ty.>.>
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using that in the novel? now that is just too far...he should be punished...send him to northern canada
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So once again, I beg you to stop. This has gone far enough.
I didn't see anybody else...
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You're going to hate my article next week Cyn
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edit:It wasn't meant to be funny... that's the term I use for torture by bad puns...
Izzet not so?
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The joke has to be funny in the first place. This joke does not fulfill these requirements. Even used ironically, it's not that funny.
Remember the scene in The Simpsons where Sideshow bob steps on thirteen rakes in a row? The audience got to watch that bit for a full 48 seconds, or something like that, and it wasn't funny at all for most of that, but towards the end it was gut-busting.
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One of the team sealed team names I played against at the prerelease was 'It IZZ Not'. It at least gave some nice conversation for why they chose such a bad joke as a team name.
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izzet really so bad? izzet really such an annoyance? izzet really yeah, whatever, its marginally annoying, but just ignore it, kiddo and eventually it'll stop amusing most people and they'll stop posting it.
i guarantee you, though, that you won't die from somoeone making a bad izzet pun.
Izzet fatal? doubtful.
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Stop. Like, right now.
I mean, 'IZZERTT A GUUD DEC AMIRITE?' is just sooooooo.....****ty.>.>
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