(Other Guy) puts Wasteland into play from hand.
(Other Guy) taps Wasteland.
(Other Guy) points from his Wasteland to (Idiot)'s Mystifying Maze.
(Other Guy) puts Wasteland from table into graveyard.
(Idiot) : **** you
(Other Guy): sory
(Idiot) has conceded the game.
(Me):
(Idiot): *******
(Other Guy): well ****
(Other Guy) taps Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary.
(Me): well play on without him
(Other Guy) puts Omnath, Locus of Mana into play from the stack.
(Idiot): You wanna mana screw me, blocked
(Idiot) has left the game.
In game 2, had already won game 1. Opponent only has 5 lands in play, one of which is a Gavony Township. I have a Tarmogoyf at 3/4, and a Liliana I just used to -2 and kill his Baneslayer Angel. He proceeds to wait at my EoT for a moment, then reveals the top card of his deck: a land, and reveals his hand: 2 lands and an Eternal Witness.
"I think I got this game, but I g2g" and then he disconnects.
Playing Pauper con Cockatrice, I was playing some random brew of UB faes and he was playing Weefiends with Delver:
***** reveals Ponder from the top of his Library.
I tap swamp, cast Peppersmoke and target Delver in response to the trigger.
*****: you can't do that
Zephyr Scarlet: Yes I can, the flip goes on the stack, then Peppersmoke goes on top, resolves and kills Delver before it can flip and become a 3/2
*****: ...ok
I tap swamp and cast Peppersmoke targeting Kiln Fiend. Witches ability trigger and I target Fiend with it too.
*****: resp to Witches ability
***** taps a mountain and casts Bolt to witches
Zephyr Scarlet: So what? Bolt resolves, Witches ability resolves, Peppersmokes resolves, Kiln Fiend dies
*****: fiend doesn't die i killed the witches so her ability doesn't resolve it's the same you did to delver
Zephyr Scarlet: ...Do you realize that even if the creature is gone the ability still resolves, right? Delver's one did resolve but since it didn't had a target to flip it didn't flip anything.
*I pass him the mtgs wiki article about the stack and it's rules*
*****: yeah say whatever you want but i still win ^^
I was swinging for lethal with a Kalonian Hydra. He blocked with Typhoid Rats and doesn't take any damage. I pointed out that the Hydra has trample, to which he replies "deathtouch." But here's the good part. Before he quits on me, he posts a link to a thread on the subject, only the thread proves him wrong, meaning he didn't even read it beforehand.
My two best stories about Cockatrice was the guy claiming that I can't fetch a Tropical Island because it's not a forest, and when a man kicked me out for flipping a Kiki Jiki off the top in a edh game, after he Chaos Warped the same Kiki Jiki. ( I admit, one chance on more than 80 is quite high, but it's not enogh to justify kicking me out)
In a Modern game I played, here's what happened around turn two (before which he had dropped a Deathrite Shaman that I had quickly bolted).
C1mpl0c1ty puts Shizo, Death's Storehouse into play from hand.
C1mpl0c1ty taps Blood Crypt.
C1mpl0c1ty taps Shizo, Death's Storehouse.
C1mpl0c1ty puts Bloodghast into play from hand.
It is now the ending phase.
*******: that ****..
C1mpl0c1ty: Yeah.
*******: is so annoying...why..
C1mpl0c1ty: Lol.
It is now *******'s turn.
It is now the untap step.
******* untaps his permanents.
It is now the draw step.
******* draws 1 card(s).
******* puts Marsh Flats into play from hand.
It is now the ending phase.
It is now C1mpl0c1ty's turn.
It is now the untap step.
C1mpl0c1ty untaps his permanents.
It is now the draw step.
C1mpl0c1ty draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
It is now the beginning of combat step.
It is now the declare attackers step.
C1mpl0c1ty taps Bloodghast.
*******: just makes drawing arrows for attacks and blows
so ****ing irritating
******* has left the game.
This is the first time someone has ever just "rage-quit" from a single one of my cards.
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Playing Pauper con Cockatrice, I was playing some random brew of UB faes and he was playing Weefiends with Delver:
***** reveals Ponder from the top of his Library.
I tap swamp, cast Peppersmoke and target Delver in response to the trigger.
*****: you can't do that
Zephyr Scarlet: Yes I can, the flip goes on the stack, then Peppersmoke goes on top, resolves and kills Delver before it can flip and become a 3/2
I know this post is a bit old, but I'd like to clarify that your opponent was correct. You can respond to the trigger, but if you let your opponent reveal the top card, the delver will be transformed. Its trigger is all one ability, the transformation does not go onto the stack as a separate object from the trigger that causes him to reveal in the first place.
Now, if he just flipped without giving you any opportunity to cast anything beforehand, then you have the right to back the game up. As you've posted it though, you are wrong.
@Beusapu Man that is really funny, maybe one of those car black not black car problems you know card bad not bad card :0 (brimstone volly in edh hmmm)
@Gabgabdevo+Kiki Jiki=Soul Mates FOREVAR (aka cannot be sperated)
@C1mpl0c1ty I mean have you ever taken 2 Dmg from a reacurring bear GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
Wow didn't remember that this thread was still here, well glad to read some more funny stories on 'trice
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— TheHandyman
modomongo puts Hypergenesis into play from the top of his library.
modomongo puts Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre into play from hand.
v0lume puts Vendilion Clique into play from hand.
modomongo puts Ashen Rider into play from hand.
v0lume points from his Vendilion Clique to modomongo.
modomongo: hg has not finished resolving cannot go on stack
your turn to place
 v0lume: enters battlefield
 modomongo: and then thet rigger waits to be placed on the stack
v0lume: plz learn to play magic and then get a real deck
u and ur deck r a joke
u piece of ****
v0lume has left the game.
Had a guy try to tell me that an aura doesnt target a creature until it resolves, so him countering it wouldn't trigger heroic. I had to find him after the game and point him to some webpages explaining it all. And he still wouldn't admit he was wrong
So I was playing 8Rack, other guy's playing some RW burn.
It is now Deezeh7's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Deezeh7 sets counter life to 5 (-1).
Deezeh7 sets counter life to 4 (-1).
Deezeh7 sets counter life to 3 (-1).
Deezeh7 sets counter life to 2 (-1).
Deezeh7 draws 1 card(s).
Deezeh7 untaps his permanents.
Deezeh7 taps Restoration Angel.
 Kilroy: i saw you already discarded the path, so it's fine
Deezeh7 points from his Restoration Angel to Kilroy's Liliana of the Veil.
Kilroy puts Liliana of the Veil from table into graveyard.
Deezeh7 moves Wear // Tear from graveyard to hand.
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 Kilroy: i saw that
Deezeh7 puts Lightning Bolt into play from hand.
Deezeh7 points from his Lightning Bolt to Kilroy.
Deezeh7 puts Lightning Bolt from table into graveyard.
It is now the ending phase.
Kilroy sets counter life to 9 (-3).
It is now Kilroy's turn.
It is now the untap step.
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 Kilroy: you can put that wear back in your graveyard
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Deezeh7 puts Lightning Bolt into play from hand.
Deezeh7 creates token: Lightning Bolt.
Deezeh7 creates token: Lightning Bolt.
Deezeh7 creates token: Lightning Bolt.
Deezeh7 points from his Lightning Bolt to Kilroy.
Deezeh7 points from his Lightning Bolt to Kilroy.
Deezeh7 points from his Lightning Bolt to Kilroy.
 Deezeh7: ggs
LOSER
Deezeh7 has left the game.
modomongo puts Hypergenesis into play from the top of his library.
modomongo puts Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre into play from hand.
v0lume puts Vendilion Clique into play from hand.
modomongo puts Ashen Rider into play from hand.
v0lume points from his Vendilion Clique to modomongo.
modomongo: hg has not finished resolving cannot go on stack
your turn to place
 v0lume: enters battlefield
 modomongo: and then thet rigger waits to be placed on the stack
v0lume: plz learn to play magic and then get a real deck
u and ur deck r a joke
u piece of ****
v0lume has left the game.
Installment 2 of Modo Mongo's Hypergenesis Horror Show:
modomongo puts Hypergenesis into play from the top of his library.
modomongo plays Hypergenesis from table.
 modomongo: k?
 Henry's Got Haters: k
modomongo puts Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre into play from hand.
 Henry's Got Haters: k
modomongo puts Griselbrand into play from hand.
 Henry's Got Haters: no
i didnt put anyhting into play
you dont get another
 modomongo: why do so many people do this
Repeat this process until no one puts a card onto the battlefield.
"no one"
 Henry's Got Haters: i put nothing on the battlefield
 modomongo: not "a player"
read the card
it helps
or go to gather
read first ruling
your turn to place
 Henry's Got Haters: go
modomongo puts Shardless Agent into play from hand.
 Henry's Got Haters: not my fault youre running a deck that hasnt been good enough for legacy in two years bro
dont get uppity with me
Henry's Got Haters has left the game.
Well, I see this thread, chuckle, remember that I want to be good at this game, and decide to go back to testing the RW lockdown deck for Modern I'd been testing previously [inspired by this forum too, for bonus points.]
Very first game, this happens:
You have joined game #1452040.
Penniwhistle has loaded a deck (4gotsipt).
[opponent] has joined the game.
[opponent] has loaded a deck (ivo5qn3r).
[opponent] is ready to start the game.
 Penniwhistle: Hey there
Penniwhistle rolls a 7 with a 20-sided die.
[opponent] rolls a 17 with a 20-sided die.
 Penniwhistle: Play or draw?
[opponent]: dude load a deck
play obviously
 Penniwhistle: You see that code next to the locked sideboard?
That's my deck's code, love
Penniwhistle is ready to start the game.
The game has started.
It is now Penniwhistle's turn.
It is now the untap step.
 [opponent]: ...
It is now [opponent's] turn.
It is now the untap step.
Penniwhistle draws his initial hand.
 [opponent]: your a ******
and a virgin
 Penniwhistle: *you're
[opponent] has left the game.
I chuckled.
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It is now the first main phase.
Calavera taps Swamp.
Calavera taps Forest.
Calavera taps Swamp.
Calavera taps Forest.
Calavera puts Nighthowler into play from hand.
Calavera attaches Nighthowler to Calavera's Blood-Toll Harpy.
Calavera sets PT of Blood-Toll Harpy to 3/2.
Calavera sets PT of Blood-Toll Harpy to 4/3.
It is now the declare attackers step.
Calavera taps Blood-Toll Harpy.
desolation points from his Prognostic Sphinx to Calavera's Blood-Toll Harpy.
Calavera points from his Erebos's Emissary to himself.
Calavera plays Reaper of the Wilds from hand.
Calavera puts Reaper of the Wilds from the stack into graveyard.
Calavera sets PT of Blood-Toll Harpy to 5/4.
desolation: weird way to do that and totsll misplay but sure. you can have it. since it was not winnable anyway
desolation has conceded the game.
 Calavera: what would you do?
Calavera has unlocked his sideboard.
 desolation: not discard my beast crerature
but hey what ever bad players win.
 Calavera: haha
okay
Calavera is ready to start the game.
 desolation: sorry man but thats too insulting you obviously have no pride.
ill see you later, no need to waste my time being insulted
desolation has left the game.
kilroy points from his Chandra, Pyromaster to s_pellegrino.
 s_pellegrino: i'm looking for real decks bro
kilroy points from his Chandra, Pyromaster to s_pellegrino's Lord of Atlantis.
s_pellegrino has conceded the game.
 s_pellegrino: no jank
sorry
 kilroy: uh
You have been kicked out of the game.
This one's too prevalent to really post a single screen cap/ log from.
But I love that the people who post "Competitive" in the description are usually the most unprofessional people on there. They whine about decks that win, or what they consider "jank" even when it beats them. They quit at the first sign of trouble (I had to mulligan to 5? Disconnect. I didn't draw the land I wanted on T2? Disconnect. Your jank card was an amazing counter for my cookie-cutter deck? Disconnect.)
The casual folk are way more inclined to enjoy the game AND seem better positioned to play at tournaments. I don't know what gives!
Playing against a Possibility Storm deck using Maze's End Fog. Opponent has 3 lands and an Elvish Mystic in play as well as the Storm. He plays a Sylvan Caryatid, which gets Stormed into a Satyr Hedonist. He then puts the 9 stormed cards back on the bottom of the deck...and proceeds to tap the Caryatid and a land for another Caryatid.
I call him out on it.
He kicks me.
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My Commander decks:
Chandra, Torch of Defiance - Oops! All Chandras.
Prime Speaker Zegana - Draw for Power.
Pir & Toothy - Counterpalooza.
Arcades, the Strategist - Another Brick in the Wall.
Zacama, Primal Calamity - Calamity of Double Mana.
Edgar Markov - Vampires Don't Die.
Child of Alara - Dreamcrusher.
Guy hosts "casual" edh game. Busts out a deck designed around Ashnod's Altar, Academy Rector, Omniscience, Stasis, and Armageddon.
He's saying all kinds of weird **** the entire time, stuff like "dance for me my little puppets!", "I'd *** to that!" in response to people casting stuff...
I was just sticking around for morbid curiosity of his apparently mental illness and not really trying when he went for the Armageddon/Stasis lock
In response, I flash in Sacred Ground off of either leyline or orrery, can't remember.
In response, instead of kicking me, he leaves his own game, stay around in the chat like the ghost at the feast, and watches us play. He literally hurls abuse at me for the entire time, and to be honest I'm feeding the hell out of this troll because I've never seen someone that deranged online before. When I end up losing to some infinite combo, he is ecstatic, "I have been waiting for this moment for so long. I love watching pathetic *explitive*s like you die."
HE then proceeds to stalk me in private messages and in other edh games for an hour, despite getting ignored promptly. He even changes his name repeatedly, hunts EDH games looking for me, and then makes it abundantly clear that it's him by targeting me first, and only me, for the entire game.
Because a Sacred Ground apparently made him lose his mind.
Me puts Breeding Pool into play from hand.
Me sets counter life to 19 (-1).
Me sets counter life to 18 (-1).
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Breeding Pool.
Me taps Breeding Pool.
Me puts Goblin Charbelcher into play from hand.
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Goblin Charbelcher.
Me points from his Goblin Charbelcher to Fatalis.
Opponent: I have
A response to that
Me: k
Opponent taps Overgrown Battlement.
Opponent taps Forest.
Opponent taps Forest.
Opponent taps Plains.
Opponent plays Summoning Trap from hand.
Opponent is looking at the top 7 card(s) of his library.
Opponent: and then I kick you for playing char blecher
Followed by a kick + Ignore. I had gotten out Belcher and all the lands in my deck on T4...
Oh, and if you're wondering why there's only 3 lands tapped for the belcher - I had gotten 1 mana in pool already at that point.
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My Commander decks:
Chandra, Torch of Defiance - Oops! All Chandras.
Prime Speaker Zegana - Draw for Power.
Pir & Toothy - Counterpalooza.
Arcades, the Strategist - Another Brick in the Wall.
Zacama, Primal Calamity - Calamity of Double Mana.
Edgar Markov - Vampires Don't Die.
Child of Alara - Dreamcrusher.
This thread. Well, there are going to be rude people in life, I just accepted that. I've been kicked a lot for getting hands with multiple BTE, or winning with mono-red in standard, but I really thought this thread was gonna be about actually funny stuff. Not "the time some guy rage-kicked me", oh well.
All things considered after reading this, I think that if someone says: Tier 1 only... then it's actually okay for them to kick you if you're playing something NOT considered tier 1. Like in standard right now, if someone says Tier 1, they're most likely talking about Popularity of play more than how good a deck is.
So to me in standard for example it means like: Mono-Black, Mono-Blue, G/R Monsters, and maybe R/W devotion, or U/W control those are the most likely decks you're going to have to face right now A LOT, so If someone's actually trying to get some testing out of their room I'm not going to bother them if I'm practicing Grixis control, or even G/W Andrew Shrout (unless I ask them before hand if they mind if I test that). Some of it is about respect for what the other person is trying to accomplish with their time.
You might have developed a serious and terrifying Mono-G devotion deck (for example) but the guy asking for Tier 1 or Serious Decks only is gonna look at that and think "Omg, he's trolling me" and kick you, and to some extent he's not wrong.
I try to stay caviler about, generally when someone does the whole "Mull to 4" I'll say HEY!
"Draw to 6" because most of them quit at that point anyway, and they might be reasonable if I show compassion for mana screw, and also... because I need indulgence myself because a lot of the times I'm TESTING a deck to see if its worth putting together, beating up on a totally mana screwed opponent doesn't help me test. I'm glad for cockatrice personally, I think overall the people are like any other people reasonable and rational, yeah there are some rude ones out there for no reason, but... such is life.
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(Other Guy) puts Wasteland into play from hand.
(Other Guy) taps Wasteland.
(Other Guy) points from his Wasteland to (Idiot)'s Mystifying Maze.
(Other Guy) puts Wasteland from table into graveyard.
(Idiot) : **** you
(Other Guy): sory
(Idiot) has conceded the game.
(Me):
(Idiot): *******
(Other Guy): well ****
(Other Guy) taps Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary.
(Me): well play on without him
(Other Guy) puts Omnath, Locus of Mana into play from the stack.
(Idiot): You wanna mana screw me, blocked
(Idiot) has left the game.
In game 2, had already won game 1. Opponent only has 5 lands in play, one of which is a Gavony Township. I have a Tarmogoyf at 3/4, and a Liliana I just used to -2 and kill his Baneslayer Angel. He proceeds to wait at my EoT for a moment, then reveals the top card of his deck: a land, and reveals his hand: 2 lands and an Eternal Witness.
"I think I got this game, but I g2g" and then he disconnects.
In my hand are Lightning Bolt, Abrupt Decay, Olivia Voldaren, and the top card is another lightning bolt, with 6 lands in play.
***** reveals Ponder from the top of his Library.
I tap swamp, cast Peppersmoke and target Delver in response to the trigger.
*****: you can't do that
Zephyr Scarlet: Yes I can, the flip goes on the stack, then Peppersmoke goes on top, resolves and kills Delver before it can flip and become a 3/2
*****: ...ok
*Later in the same game*
***** has a Kiln Fiend on the battlefield, and I have Dreamspoiler Witches, Cloud of Faeries and a Spellstutter Sprite. He casts Assault Strobe and Shadow Rift and swings for lethal before I can even respond
Zephyr Scarlet: Resp to Strobe
I tap swamp and cast Peppersmoke targeting Kiln Fiend. Witches ability trigger and I target Fiend with it too.
*****: resp to Witches ability
***** taps a mountain and casts Bolt to witches
Zephyr Scarlet: So what? Bolt resolves, Witches ability resolves, Peppersmokes resolves, Kiln Fiend dies
*****: fiend doesn't die i killed the witches so her ability doesn't resolve it's the same you did to delver
Zephyr Scarlet: ...Do you realize that even if the creature is gone the ability still resolves, right? Delver's one did resolve but since it didn't had a target to flip it didn't flip anything.
*I pass him the mtgs wiki article about the stack and it's rules*
*****: yeah say whatever you want but i still win ^^
*Kicks me from the room*
Thanks to DNC from Heroes of the Plane Studios for the sig
Check my Pauper Cube!
C1mpl0c1ty puts Shizo, Death's Storehouse into play from hand.
C1mpl0c1ty taps Blood Crypt.
C1mpl0c1ty taps Shizo, Death's Storehouse.
C1mpl0c1ty puts Bloodghast into play from hand.
It is now the ending phase.
*******: that ****..
C1mpl0c1ty: Yeah.
*******: is so annoying...why..
C1mpl0c1ty: Lol.
It is now *******'s turn.
It is now the untap step.
******* untaps his permanents.
It is now the draw step.
******* draws 1 card(s).
******* puts Marsh Flats into play from hand.
It is now the ending phase.
It is now C1mpl0c1ty's turn.
It is now the untap step.
C1mpl0c1ty untaps his permanents.
It is now the draw step.
C1mpl0c1ty draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
It is now the beginning of combat step.
It is now the declare attackers step.
C1mpl0c1ty taps Bloodghast.
*******: just makes drawing arrows for attacks and blows
so ****ing irritating
******* has left the game.
I know this post is a bit old, but I'd like to clarify that your opponent was correct. You can respond to the trigger, but if you let your opponent reveal the top card, the delver will be transformed. Its trigger is all one ability, the transformation does not go onto the stack as a separate object from the trigger that causes him to reveal in the first place.
Now, if he just flipped without giving you any opportunity to cast anything beforehand, then you have the right to back the game up. As you've posted it though, you are wrong.
Legacy
WW Death and Taxes WW
Modern
WBMartyr-Proc BW
@Gabgabdevo+Kiki Jiki=Soul Mates FOREVAR (aka cannot be sperated)
@C1mpl0c1ty I mean have you ever taken 2 Dmg from a reacurring bear GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
Wow didn't remember that this thread was still here, well glad to read some more funny stories on 'trice
"Choose your next words carefully. They will be your last."
—Phage the Untouchable
"Last words huh? I choose to recite War and Peace from memory..."
— TheHandyman
modomongo puts Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre into play from hand.
v0lume puts Vendilion Clique into play from hand.
modomongo puts Ashen Rider into play from hand.
v0lume points from his Vendilion Clique to modomongo.
modomongo: hg has not finished resolving cannot go on stack
your turn to place
 v0lume: enters battlefield
 modomongo: and then thet rigger waits to be placed on the stack
v0lume: plz learn to play magic and then get a real deck
u and ur deck r a joke
u piece of ****
v0lume has left the game.
Mine: swamp, bloodchief acension
Their t2: land
Mine: island
ES: they play harrow, right into my countersquall
They quit
Grammar is the difference between knowing your ****, and knowing you're ****.
It is now Deezeh7's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Deezeh7 sets counter life to 5 (-1).
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Deezeh7 draws 1 card(s).
Deezeh7 untaps his permanents.
Deezeh7 taps Restoration Angel.
 Kilroy: i saw you already discarded the path, so it's fine
Deezeh7 points from his Restoration Angel to Kilroy's Liliana of the Veil.
Kilroy puts Liliana of the Veil from table into graveyard.
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 Kilroy: i saw that
Deezeh7 puts Lightning Bolt into play from hand.
Deezeh7 points from his Lightning Bolt to Kilroy.
Deezeh7 puts Lightning Bolt from table into graveyard.
It is now the ending phase.
Kilroy sets counter life to 9 (-3).
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Deezeh7 puts Lightning Bolt into play from hand.
Deezeh7 creates token: Lightning Bolt.
Deezeh7 creates token: Lightning Bolt.
Deezeh7 creates token: Lightning Bolt.
Deezeh7 points from his Lightning Bolt to Kilroy.
Deezeh7 points from his Lightning Bolt to Kilroy.
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 Deezeh7: ggs
LOSER
Deezeh7 has left the game.
Installment 2 of Modo Mongo's Hypergenesis Horror Show:
~DD
Very first game, this happens:
You have joined game #1452040.
Penniwhistle has loaded a deck (4gotsipt).
[opponent] has joined the game.
[opponent] has loaded a deck (ivo5qn3r).
[opponent] is ready to start the game.
 Penniwhistle: Hey there
Penniwhistle rolls a 7 with a 20-sided die.
[opponent] rolls a 17 with a 20-sided die.
 Penniwhistle: Play or draw?
[opponent]: dude load a deck
play obviously
 Penniwhistle: You see that code next to the locked sideboard?
That's my deck's code, love
Penniwhistle is ready to start the game.
The game has started.
It is now Penniwhistle's turn.
It is now the untap step.
 [opponent]: ...
It is now [opponent's] turn.
It is now the untap step.
Penniwhistle draws his initial hand.
 [opponent]: your a ******
and a virgin
 Penniwhistle: *you're
[opponent] has left the game.
I chuckled.
"Forgive me, Master Kami, but in the interest of my people I must halt your advance." - Hold the Line.
It is now the first main phase.
Calavera taps Swamp.
Calavera taps Forest.
Calavera taps Swamp.
Calavera taps Forest.
Calavera puts Nighthowler into play from hand.
Calavera attaches Nighthowler to Calavera's Blood-Toll Harpy.
Calavera sets PT of Blood-Toll Harpy to 3/2.
Calavera sets PT of Blood-Toll Harpy to 4/3.
It is now the declare attackers step.
Calavera taps Blood-Toll Harpy.
desolation points from his Prognostic Sphinx to Calavera's Blood-Toll Harpy.
Calavera points from his Erebos's Emissary to himself.
Calavera plays Reaper of the Wilds from hand.
Calavera puts Reaper of the Wilds from the stack into graveyard.
Calavera sets PT of Blood-Toll Harpy to 5/4.
Hilarious.
 s_pellegrino: i'm looking for real decks bro
kilroy points from his Chandra, Pyromaster to s_pellegrino's Lord of Atlantis.
s_pellegrino has conceded the game.
 s_pellegrino: no jank
sorry
 kilroy: uh
You have been kicked out of the game.
Random kicks are always good for a laugh.
But I love that the people who post "Competitive" in the description are usually the most unprofessional people on there. They whine about decks that win, or what they consider "jank" even when it beats them. They quit at the first sign of trouble (I had to mulligan to 5? Disconnect. I didn't draw the land I wanted on T2? Disconnect. Your jank card was an amazing counter for my cookie-cutter deck? Disconnect.)
The casual folk are way more inclined to enjoy the game AND seem better positioned to play at tournaments. I don't know what gives!
~DD
I call him out on it.
He kicks me.
Chandra, Torch of Defiance - Oops! All Chandras.
Prime Speaker Zegana - Draw for Power.
Pir & Toothy - Counterpalooza.
Arcades, the Strategist - Another Brick in the Wall.
Zacama, Primal Calamity - Calamity of Double Mana.
Edgar Markov - Vampires Don't Die.
Child of Alara - Dreamcrusher.
Me: Turn 1: Plains - play Serra Ascendant
Opponent - that card should be banned.
Then they leave.
I buy HP and Damaged cards!
Only EDH:
Sigarda, Host of Herons: Enchantress' Enchantments
Jenara, Asura of War: ETB Value Town
Purphoros, God of the Forge: Global Punishment
Xenagos, God of Revels: Ramp, Sneak, & Heavy Hitters
Ghave, Guru of Spores: Dies_to_Doom_Blade's stax list
Edric, Spymaster of Trest: Donald's list
Guy hosts "casual" edh game. Busts out a deck designed around Ashnod's Altar, Academy Rector, Omniscience, Stasis, and Armageddon.
He's saying all kinds of weird **** the entire time, stuff like "dance for me my little puppets!", "I'd *** to that!" in response to people casting stuff...
I was just sticking around for morbid curiosity of his apparently mental illness and not really trying when he went for the Armageddon/Stasis lock
In response, I flash in Sacred Ground off of either leyline or orrery, can't remember.
In response, instead of kicking me, he leaves his own game, stay around in the chat like the ghost at the feast, and watches us play. He literally hurls abuse at me for the entire time, and to be honest I'm feeding the hell out of this troll because I've never seen someone that deranged online before. When I end up losing to some infinite combo, he is ecstatic, "I have been waiting for this moment for so long. I love watching pathetic *explitive*s like you die."
HE then proceeds to stalk me in private messages and in other edh games for an hour, despite getting ignored promptly. He even changes his name repeatedly, hunts EDH games looking for me, and then makes it abundantly clear that it's him by targeting me first, and only me, for the entire game.
Because a Sacred Ground apparently made him lose his mind.
Me puts Breeding Pool into play from hand.
Me sets counter life to 19 (-1).
Me sets counter life to 18 (-1).
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Breeding Pool.
Me taps Breeding Pool.
Me puts Goblin Charbelcher into play from hand.
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Snow-Covered Forest.
Me taps Goblin Charbelcher.
Me points from his Goblin Charbelcher to Fatalis.
Opponent: I have
A response to that
Me: k
Opponent taps Overgrown Battlement.
Opponent taps Forest.
Opponent taps Forest.
Opponent taps Plains.
Opponent plays Summoning Trap from hand.
Opponent is looking at the top 7 card(s) of his library.
Opponent: and then I kick you for playing char blecher
Followed by a kick + Ignore. I had gotten out Belcher and all the lands in my deck on T4...
Oh, and if you're wondering why there's only 3 lands tapped for the belcher - I had gotten 1 mana in pool already at that point.
Chandra, Torch of Defiance - Oops! All Chandras.
Prime Speaker Zegana - Draw for Power.
Pir & Toothy - Counterpalooza.
Arcades, the Strategist - Another Brick in the Wall.
Zacama, Primal Calamity - Calamity of Double Mana.
Edgar Markov - Vampires Don't Die.
Child of Alara - Dreamcrusher.
All things considered after reading this, I think that if someone says: Tier 1 only... then it's actually okay for them to kick you if you're playing something NOT considered tier 1. Like in standard right now, if someone says Tier 1, they're most likely talking about Popularity of play more than how good a deck is.
So to me in standard for example it means like: Mono-Black, Mono-Blue, G/R Monsters, and maybe R/W devotion, or U/W control those are the most likely decks you're going to have to face right now A LOT, so If someone's actually trying to get some testing out of their room I'm not going to bother them if I'm practicing Grixis control, or even G/W Andrew Shrout (unless I ask them before hand if they mind if I test that). Some of it is about respect for what the other person is trying to accomplish with their time.
You might have developed a serious and terrifying Mono-G devotion deck (for example) but the guy asking for Tier 1 or Serious Decks only is gonna look at that and think "Omg, he's trolling me" and kick you, and to some extent he's not wrong.
I try to stay caviler about, generally when someone does the whole "Mull to 4" I'll say HEY!
"Draw to 6" because most of them quit at that point anyway, and they might be reasonable if I show compassion for mana screw, and also... because I need indulgence myself because a lot of the times I'm TESTING a deck to see if its worth putting together, beating up on a totally mana screwed opponent doesn't help me test. I'm glad for cockatrice personally, I think overall the people are like any other people reasonable and rational, yeah there are some rude ones out there for no reason, but... such is life.