This contest is a hybrid of the DCC and IIW/winner is judge games like Club Flamingo. If you are unfamiliar with either of those the rules for this contest will be explained below, but if you have any questions feel free to ask in the discussion thread.
Anyone can enter each day.
.::To Enter::.
In a single post:
Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or less entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one)
Make a card that fits the current challenge.
Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win
Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points.
.::Scoring::.
Votes you receive each day go to your points for the duration of the contest (currently planned to end on Sat. 3/30). The top overall scorer(s) at the end of this period will be the winner(s).
Planar Overlay3
Sorcery
Planar Overlay's casting cost must be paid with three different colors of mana.
Each player either sacrifices a nonland permanent that they control or discards a card.
Each player may reveal a card from outside the game and put it into their hand, If that player sacrificed a permanent, put that card on the battlefield instead.
Time Rift (Rare) 5U
Enchantment
When Time Rift enters the battlefield, choose a planeswalker type.
At the beginning of your upkeep, search your library for a planeswalker of the chosen type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
The Great Bakkeia4RG
Sorcery (Rare)
Create a number of 2/2 red and green Satyr creature tokens with haste equal to your devotion to red and to green. If that number is seven or greater, search your library for a Xenagos planeswalker card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library. Xenagos went from fame to worship, and from worship to godhood.
Konda's FateWW
Enchantment (R)
When Konda's Fate enters the battlefield, exile target legendary permanent until Konda's Fate leaves the battlefield.
When Konda's Fate leaves the battlefield, non-Spirit creatures get +2/+2 and gain protection from Spirits until end of turn.
Kara’s TrespassXU
Sorcery {R}
This spell can’t be countered.
Look at the top X cards of target player’s library. You may put any number of those cards into that player’s graveyard and the rest on top of their library in any order.
Snapbarge Boatswine2GG
Creature - Boar Pirate (U)
Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. 1: Snapbarge Boatswine gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't attack this turn. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
2/4
Carrion Luggage (Common) B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1.
Whenever a creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.
IIW: graveyard order matters
(All such cards for reference.)
Time FliesU
Creature - Insect {R}
Flying
Time Flies gets +4/+4 during extra turns. “Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
- Groucho Marx
1/1
One Knight Stand1RW
Instant (U)
Tap all creatures you control. Then create a 7/7 red and white Knight creature token with trample and haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step. "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
-Groucho Marx
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Vegetable Plot2GG
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Plant creature token and you gain 1 life. 2G, Sacrifice Vegetable Plot: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's a Plant, a Fungus or a Saproling. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to target creature. "The cabbages are revolting!"
-Farmer Barik, last words.
IIW: An old mechanic in new colors. (Like Delve in white, or Addendum in red)
Lumbering Giant3G
Creature - Giant (U)
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a forest and put it in your hand.
4/4 "Get it? LUMBERing Giant..." - Urza's Dad
Sol Survivor1RW
Creature - Avatar (R)
Vigilance
Sol Survivor has indestructible and trample as long as a player has cast an instant or sorcery spell that didn't target Sol Survivor this turn.
Sol Survivor gets +1/+0 for each other permanent that left the battlefield this turn. She appears at the doom of cities and continents, ushering the ghosts of whole cultures into a greater battle among the ruins.
2/2
Today's Challenge:
Name Puns
Anyone can enter each day.
Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points.
graffd02 - 18
Cardz5000 - 16 (2)
Subject16 - 15
*Legend - 13
Raptorchan - 12 (2)
kwanyeegor - 5 (1)
BrainPo - 1 (1)
RileyMcAwesome - 1
Story Spotlights
.:Yesterday's Entries::.
Snapbarge Boatswine 2GG
Creature - Boar Pirate (U)
Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
1: Snapbarge Boatswine gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't attack this turn. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
2/4
IIW: Nonblack Aetherborn
Carrion Luggage (Common)
B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1.
Whenever a creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.
IIW: graveyard order matters
(All such cards for reference.)
Votes: Subject16, void_nothing
Time Flies U
Creature - Insect {R}
Flying
Time Flies gets +4/+4 during extra turns.
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
- Groucho Marx
1/1
IIW: 1-mana Legends
One Knight Stand 1RW
Instant (U)
Tap all creatures you control. Then create a 7/7 red and white Knight creature token with trample and haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step.
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
-Groucho Marx
IIW: A madness enabler with madness.
void_nothing, Cardz5000
Vegetable Plot 2GG
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Plant creature token and you gain 1 life.
2G, Sacrifice Vegetable Plot: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's a Plant, a Fungus or a Saproling. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to target creature.
"The cabbages are revolting!"
-Farmer Barik, last words.
IIW: An old mechanic in new colors. (Like Delve in white, or Addendum in red)
Lumbering Giant 3G
Creature - Giant (U)
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a forest and put it in your hand.
4/4
"Get it? LUMBERing Giant..." - Urza's Dad
IIW: Coin Flipping
Sol Survivor 1RW
Creature - Avatar (R)
Vigilance
Sol Survivor has indestructible and trample as long as a player has cast an instant or sorcery spell that didn't target Sol Survivor this turn.
Sol Survivor gets +1/+0 for each other permanent that left the battlefield this turn.
She appears at the doom of cities and continents, ushering the ghosts of whole cultures into a greater battle among the ruins.
2/2
IIW: Unprecedented tokens
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