Vis-Hoarder Gargantuan4BRG
Creature - Zombie Beast
Trample BRG,T: Vis-Hoarder Gargantuan deals damage equal to it's power to target creature. If a creature dies this way, you gain life equal to that creatures toughness.
"Better than a knife in the gut at least." - Erech, knight of New Alara
5/4
Good to see our friend Erech back again
Next: An eternity of suffering in the blink of an eye.
or "Quit your whimpering! We're fine, the mother isn't even back yet." - Ianthe, Setessan hunter
Demolok Cub1GG
Creature - Beast
Trample 3GG: Monstrosity 1.
When Demolok Cub becomes monstrous, you may put a Beast card from your hand onto the battlefield. "Quit your whimpering! We're fine, the mother isn't even back yet." - Ianthe, Setessan hunter
2/2
Next: My mistress's world is sacred, not that you would respect such a concept." - Radiant, to Urza
"I believe in the beauty of all creatures and hesitate to issue an unqualified warning. Nevertheless: Avoid at all costs." - Jiang Yanggu’s travelogue
Sanctimonious Pronouncement2WW
Enchantment
White creatures get +1/+1. Nonwhite creatures get -2/-0.
When you lose life, sacrifice Sanctimonious Pronouncement. "My mistress's world is sacred, not that you would respect such a concept." - Radiant, to Urza
Next: "Dear, devoted Veldrane. He went wherever I willed it. One night, he came to die." - Baron Sengir
Eiganjo Credo2WW
Enchantment
Artifacts you control have "Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or an ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays 2."
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped. "Purity. Obedience. Respect." - Lord Konda
Next: "I wasn't prepared for this. Why would I prepare for this?" - Erech, knight of New Alara
"We live in a world of dissatisfaction and flux, and its end will come at the expense of another." - Oracle en-Vec
Beeble Ambush2UU
Instant
Cast Beeble Ambush only when one or more creatures are attacking you.
Attacking creatures get -3/-0 until end of turn.
You may put a blue creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield.
"I wasn't prepared for this. Why would I be prepared for this?" - Erech, Knight of New Alara
Next: "I believe in the beauty of all creatures and hesitate to issue an unqualified warning. Nevertheless: Avoid at all costs." - Jiang Yanggu’s travelogue
OR
"And this is why I hate oozes." - Martin, novice adventurer
Disgusting FateBBGG
Instant
Destroy target attacking creature, then put a X/X Green ooze creature token into play where X was the destroyed creatures converted mana cost.
"And this is why I hate oozes." - Martin, novice adventurer
Next: "Don't just stand there! Attack!" - Vercingor, Sanguine Tribune
or "Welcome my friend, what might you be looking for? A cloak, a camel? Or maybe something... rare?" - Ibn Al-Farabi
Creature - Zombie Beast
Trample
BRG,T: Vis-Hoarder Gargantuan deals damage equal to it's power to target creature. If a creature dies this way, you gain life equal to that creatures toughness.
"Better than a knife in the gut at least." - Erech, knight of New Alara
5/4
Good to see our friend Erech back again
Next:
An eternity of suffering in the blink of an eye.
or
"Quit your whimpering! We're fine, the mother isn't even back yet." - Ianthe, Setessan hunter
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Beast
Trample
3GG: Monstrosity 1.
When Demolok Cub becomes monstrous, you may put a Beast card from your hand onto the battlefield.
"Quit your whimpering! We're fine, the mother isn't even back yet." - Ianthe, Setessan hunter
2/2
Next:
My mistress's world is sacred, not that you would respect such a concept." - Radiant, to Urza
"I believe in the beauty of all creatures and hesitate to issue an unqualified warning. Nevertheless: Avoid at all costs." - Jiang Yanggu’s travelogue
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment
White creatures get +1/+1. Nonwhite creatures get -2/-0.
When you lose life, sacrifice Sanctimonious Pronouncement.
"My mistress's world is sacred, not that you would respect such a concept." - Radiant, to Urza
Next:
"Dear, devoted Veldrane. He went wherever I willed it. One night, he came to die." - Baron Sengir
"Purity. Obedience. Respect." - Lord Konda
Enchantment
Artifacts you control have "Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or an ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays 2."
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
"Purity. Obedience. Respect." - Lord Konda
Next:
"I wasn't prepared for this. Why would I prepare for this?" - Erech, knight of New Alara
"We live in a world of dissatisfaction and flux, and its end will come at the expense of another." - Oracle en-Vec
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
Cast Beeble Ambush only when one or more creatures are attacking you.
Attacking creatures get -3/-0 until end of turn.
You may put a blue creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield.
"I wasn't prepared for this. Why would I be prepared for this?" - Erech, Knight of New Alara
Next:
"I believe in the beauty of all creatures and hesitate to issue an unqualified warning. Nevertheless: Avoid at all costs." - Jiang Yanggu’s travelogue
OR
"And this is why I hate oozes." - Martin, novice adventurer
Instant
Destroy target attacking creature, then put a X/X Green ooze creature token into play where X was the destroyed creatures converted mana cost.
"And this is why I hate oozes." - Martin, novice adventurer
Next:
"Don't just stand there! Attack!" - Vercingor, Sanguine Tribune
or
"Welcome my friend, what might you be looking for? A cloak, a camel? Or maybe something... rare?" - Ibn Al-Farabi
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock