Horrific Suprise 3BB
Instant
Chose one attacking creature, then remove all other attacking creatures from combat. Create a 5/3 Horror creature token. Gork knew he should've been running away, like everyone else. But nonetheless, he couldn't avert his eyes.
Next:
A universe full of gold...
...still isn't enough
OR
"One of us is rich, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who"
OR
"But Mom! I dont want to save the kingdom right now!"
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Some people call me Deuce. I prefer to be called Deuce
GENERATION 11: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation number. It's a social experiment.
Triumph of Avarice 2BBB
Enchantment
Shroud
Sacrifice another non-artifact permanent: Create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
At the beginning of your next upkeep, you lose the game.
A universe full of gold...
...still isn't enough
NEXT:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
Redanmar, the Inescapable Maw 6BR
Legendary Creature-Titan
Whenever Redanmar enters the battlefield or attacks, each opponent sacrifices a creature
Whevever a player sacrifices a creautre, that player sacrifices a land
7/7 As their souls were consumed, so to was the land
NEXT
"One of us is rich, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who"
OR
"But Mom! I don't want to save the kingdom right now!"
Conceited Heir 1BW
Creature - Human
Cumulative Upkeep 1(At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Conceited Heir can't attack or block unless it has three or more age counters on it.
Conceited Heir gets +1/+1 for each age counter on it.
1/1
"But Mom! I don't want to save the kingdom right now!"
Next:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
or
It seeps through the ruins, cold as midnight, black as the abyss.
The Thing 3BBB
Creature - Thing?
When the Thing enters the battlefield, it gains all the abilities of all black permenants in all graveyards It sleeps through the ruins, cold as midnight, black as the abyss.
Next:
"One of us is lucky, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who."
OR
"I leave the circus for a fortnight and this is what happens? And where is the ringleader?"
-Karv, Madcap Trickster
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Some people call me Deuce. I prefer to be called Deuce
GENERATION 11: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation number. It's a social experiment.
Rakdos Circus Ring
Legendary Land
Enters the battlefield tapped. Doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. T: Add B or R.
Sacrifice a creature: untap Rakdos Circus Ring.
"I leave the circus for a fortnight and this is what happens? And where is the ringleader?"
-Karv, Madcap Trickster
Next: “The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.”
Binding Contract5
Artifact
You may have this artifact enter under the control of any player
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on ~. Then you gain life equal to the number of time counters on ~
Whenever a source would deal damage to 's controler, that player takes that much damage + damage equal to the number of time counters on ~ "The big print giveth and the small print taketh away"
Next:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
OR
"One of us is lucky, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who."
Starting with you, each player secretly chooses a number. Then each player reveals their number.
Each player with the highest number or tied for the highest number sacrifices that many permanents and draws that many cards plus one.
"One of us is lucky, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who."
Next:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
Prolonged Torment2UB
Enchantment
Nonland permanents don't untap during their controller's untap step unless their controller pays 2 life for each permanent.
"It's going to be another long day."
Yveria, Bond-Breaker 4WR
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance, Haste
When you cast Yveria, Bond-Breaker each player gains control of all nonland
permanents of the player to their left.
"Chaos is the mother of order."
5/4
Next: "Send them to join their families... IN HELL!!"
Purge The Bloodline1BB
Sorcery
Destroy each creature that shares a creature type with a creature in a graveyard. "Send them to join their families... IN HELL!!"
Next: "And THAT is why it's worth paying for our protection."—Milana, Orzhov prelate
Titan of Debt4WB
Creature - Thrull Giant
Lifelink, Extort
Whenever Titan of Debt enters the battlefield or attacks choose one:
- Lose 1 Life and Draw a card
- Create a 1/1 White and Black Spirit Token with Flying
"And THAT is why it's worth paying for our protection."—Milana, Orzhov prelate
6/6
Next: Once it arrived, morale crumbled and the army broke, fearing for their lives. or "With this power, even gods cannot stand before me!"
Ruby Eye 3
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equip Legendary Creature 4
Equip 7
Equipped creature has, "Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature deals damage to itself equal to it's power and is removed from combat" "With this power, even gods cannot stand before me!"
Next
"Uh, hey! Cut it out Jack! JACK! JAAACCCKKK!!!"
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Some people call me Deuce. I prefer to be called Deuce
GENERATION 11: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation number. It's a social experiment.
Jack, Ambitious Thief2UB
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Skulk
Whenever Jack, Ambitious Thief deals combat damage to an opponent, gain control of target artifact that player controls until end of turn.
Pay 3 Life, sacrifice three artifacts: Transform Jack, Ambitious Thief
T, Sacrifice three creatures: Exile 3 target creature cards from any graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of each creature, except they are 4/4 black Zombies. Activate this ability only once each turn and only when you could cast a sorcery.
4/4
that was a fun one
Next:
Once it arrived, morale crumbled and the army broke, fearing for their lives.
Protection from Red
Beeble Colossus's base power and toughness are equal to the number of artifacts and enchantments on the battlefield. 2UU: Beeble Colossus gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.
Once it arrived, morale crumbled and the army broke, fearing for their lives.
Next: Why did I hit you? Because of your stupid face.
Wanton Spite1R
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~, tap a creature you control.
~ deals damage to an untapped creature you don't control equal to the tapped Creature's power. Tap ths creature that was dealt damage. Why did I hit you? Because of your stupid face.
NEXT:
"The natives called it Elder Water. It comes from the ancient Vents and springs in the jungle."
_ Expedition log, Day 5
Or
"The old water gives life. The new water takes it."
- Tribe Elder
T, Sacrifice an Island: Return target non-creature permanent to its owners hand, then that player discards a card. T, Sacrifice a Swamp: Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. If a creature would die this way, exile it instead.
2/5
"The old water gives life. The new water takes it."
- Tribe Elder
Next: “And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods?" - Lays of Ancient Rome
Hero’s EulogyWW
Enchantment (R)
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each legendary creature in your graveyard with different names. “And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods?" - Lays of Ancient Rome
Alternatively,
Stand Against Ruin2WW
Instant (U)
~ costs 2 less to cast if you control fewer creatures than are attacking you or a planeswalker you control.
Creatures you control get +2/+2, and may each block an additional creature this turn. “And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods?" - Lays of Ancient Rome
Next ”We may be surely outnumbered, but you are sorely outclassed.”
Or There is no knowledge so damning or costly that mortals will not seek it.
Tenacious Captain1WW
Creature - Human Solider (R)
Mentor
At the beginning of your upkeep, for each opponent who controls more creatures than you, choose first strike, vigilance, or lifelink. Creatures you control gain those abilities until end of turn. ”We may be surely outnumbered, but you are sorely outclassed.” 2/3
Hermit's Gift2WG
Sorcery
Search your library for an equipment or Aura card. Reveal it and attach it to a creature you control. Shuffle your library. Exile ~. "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
Next:
"Witheld information is punishable by death."
Or
The moon shuddered, the stars danced, And Emrakul plotted.
Queen's Secret Police1WBR
Creature - Human Advisor BR,T: Put a -1-1 counter on target creature. 2W,T: Destroy target creature with two or more -1/-1 counters on it.
"Witheld information is punishable by death."
1/4
Next: "When near the relic, a strange sensation causes one to shiver and start breathing heavily.
However, I feel the need to keep it close. I must study it further. Alone."
- Byses, 3rd Expedition Researcher
Ancient Idol3
Artifact
: Add one mana of any color. If you control only one creature, also add . That creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn "When near the relic, a strange sensation causes one to shiver and start breathing heavily.
However, I feel the need to keep it close. I must study it further. Alone."
- Byses, 3rd Expedition Researcher
Brain GorgeB
Sorcery
Target player reveals his or her hand, then choose a Creature or Enchantment Card. That player discards that card./ "I want to eat your brains!"
Next: "Empires rise and fall. Mine will be eternal."
or Directive 40: Lockdown and purge only if Experiment 6 has escaped.
Goblin Birdcatcher3RR
Creature - Goblin Archer
Haste, reach
When Goblin Birdcatcher enters the battlefield, choose one -
• Create a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.
• Flip a coin. If you win the flip, create two 2/2 blue Bird creature tokens with flying. "One in the hand is worth two in the... you know what? Never mind..."
2/1
Next:
"Better than a knife in the gut at least." - Erech, knight of New Alara
"We will return to the days before the Guildpact then, in that moment when the fool Planeswalker derelicts his duties for the last time and my comrades and I will swim in plunder and gore." - Sviatovasil, Ravnican excruciator
Instant
Chose one attacking creature, then remove all other attacking creatures from combat. Create a 5/3 Horror creature token.
Gork knew he should've been running away, like everyone else. But nonetheless, he couldn't avert his eyes.
Next:
A universe full of gold...
...still isn't enough
OR
"One of us is rich, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who"
OR
"But Mom! I dont want to save the kingdom right now!"
Enchantment
Shroud
Sacrifice another non-artifact permanent: Create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
At the beginning of your next upkeep, you lose the game.
A universe full of gold...
...still isn't enough
NEXT:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
OR
As their souls were consumed, so to was the land.
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Legendary Creature-Titan
Whenever Redanmar enters the battlefield or attacks, each opponent sacrifices a creature
Whevever a player sacrifices a creautre, that player sacrifices a land
7/7
As their souls were consumed, so to was the land
NEXT
"One of us is rich, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who"
OR
"But Mom! I don't want to save the kingdom right now!"
Creature - Human
Cumulative Upkeep 1(At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Conceited Heir can't attack or block unless it has three or more age counters on it.
Conceited Heir gets +1/+1 for each age counter on it.
1/1
"But Mom! I don't want to save the kingdom right now!"
Next:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
or
It seeps through the ruins, cold as midnight, black as the abyss.
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Thing?
When the Thing enters the battlefield, it gains all the abilities of all black permenants in all graveyards
It sleeps through the ruins, cold as midnight, black as the abyss.
Next:
"One of us is lucky, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who."
OR
"I leave the circus for a fortnight and this is what happens? And where is the ringleader?"
-Karv, Madcap Trickster
Legendary Land
Enters the battlefield tapped. Doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
T: Add B or R.
Sacrifice a creature: untap Rakdos Circus Ring.
"I leave the circus for a fortnight and this is what happens? And where is the ringleader?"
-Karv, Madcap Trickster
Next: “The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.”
WB Ayli, Eternal Recursion WB - GUPir and Toothy GU - WBR Mathas, Fiend SeekerWBR
Artifact
You may have this artifact enter under the control of any player
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on ~. Then you gain life equal to the number of time counters on ~
Whenever a source would deal damage to 's controler, that player takes that much damage + damage equal to the number of time counters on ~
"The big print giveth and the small print taketh away"
Next:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
OR
"One of us is lucky, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who."
Instant
Starting with you, each player secretly chooses a number. Then each player reveals their number.
Each player with the highest number or tied for the highest number sacrifices that many permanents and draws that many cards plus one.
"One of us is lucky, and one of us is broke. Let us find out who is who."
Next:
"It's going to be another long day"
- Erech, Knight of New Alara
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Enchantment
Nonland permanents don't untap during their controller's untap step unless their controller pays 2 life for each permanent.
"It's going to be another long day."
Next:
"Chaos is the mother of order."
OR
"You are under arrest!"
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance, Haste
When you cast Yveria, Bond-Breaker each player gains control of all nonland
permanents of the player to their left.
"Chaos is the mother of order."
5/4
Next:
"Send them to join their families... IN HELL!!"
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Sorcery
Destroy each creature that shares a creature type with a creature in a graveyard.
"Send them to join their families... IN HELL!!"
Next:
"And THAT is why it's worth paying for our protection."—Milana, Orzhov prelate
Creature - Thrull Giant
Lifelink, Extort
Whenever Titan of Debt enters the battlefield or attacks choose one:
- Lose 1 Life and Draw a card
- Create a 1/1 White and Black Spirit Token with Flying
"And THAT is why it's worth paying for our protection."—Milana, Orzhov prelate
6/6
Next:
Once it arrived, morale crumbled and the army broke, fearing for their lives.
or
"With this power, even gods cannot stand before me!"
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equip Legendary Creature 4
Equip 7
Equipped creature has, "Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature deals damage to itself equal to it's power and is removed from combat"
"With this power, even gods cannot stand before me!"
Next
"Uh, hey! Cut it out Jack! JACK! JAAACCCKKK!!!"
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Skulk
Whenever Jack, Ambitious Thief deals combat damage to an opponent, gain control of target artifact that player controls until end of turn.
Pay 3 Life, sacrifice three artifacts: Transform Jack, Ambitious Thief
"Uh, hey! Cut it out Jack! JACK! JAAACCCKKK!!!"
1/3
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Jackurbanipal, Ascended Lich
Legendary Creature - Zombie Wizard
Menace
T, Sacrifice three creatures: Exile 3 target creature cards from any graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of each creature, except they are 4/4 black Zombies. Activate this ability only once each turn and only when you could cast a sorcery.
4/4
that was a fun one
Next:
Once it arrived, morale crumbled and the army broke, fearing for their lives.
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Giant Beeble
Protection from Red
Beeble Colossus's base power and toughness are equal to the number of artifacts and enchantments on the battlefield.
2UU: Beeble Colossus gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.
Once it arrived, morale crumbled and the army broke, fearing for their lives.
Next:
Why did I hit you? Because of your stupid face.
WB Ayli, Eternal Recursion WB - GUPir and Toothy GU - WBR Mathas, Fiend SeekerWBR
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~, tap a creature you control.
~ deals damage to an untapped creature you don't control equal to the tapped Creature's power. Tap ths creature that was dealt damage.
Why did I hit you? Because of your stupid face.
NEXT:
"The natives called it Elder Water. It comes from the ancient Vents and springs in the jungle."
_ Expedition log, Day 5
Or
"The old water gives life. The new water takes it."
- Tribe Elder
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Eldrazi
Devoid
T, Sacrifice an Island: Return target non-creature permanent to its owners hand, then that player discards a card.
T, Sacrifice a Swamp: Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. If a creature would die this way, exile it instead.
2/5
"The old water gives life. The new water takes it."
- Tribe Elder
Next:
“And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods?" - Lays of Ancient Rome
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Enchantment (R)
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each legendary creature in your graveyard with different names.
“And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods?" - Lays of Ancient Rome
Alternatively,
Stand Against Ruin 2WW
Instant (U)
~ costs 2 less to cast if you control fewer creatures than are attacking you or a planeswalker you control.
Creatures you control get +2/+2, and may each block an additional creature this turn.
“And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods?" - Lays of Ancient Rome
Next
”We may be surely outnumbered, but you are sorely outclassed.”
Or
There is no knowledge so damning or costly that mortals will not seek it.
Creature - Human Solider (R)
Mentor
At the beginning of your upkeep, for each opponent who controls more creatures than you, choose first strike, vigilance, or lifelink. Creatures you control gain those abilities until end of turn.
”We may be surely outnumbered, but you are sorely outclassed.”
2/3
Next:
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
Sorcery
Search your library for an equipment or Aura card. Reveal it and attach it to a creature you control. Shuffle your library. Exile ~.
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
Next:
"Witheld information is punishable by death."
Or
The moon shuddered, the stars danced, And Emrakul plotted.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Human Advisor
BR,T: Put a -1-1 counter on target creature.
2W,T: Destroy target creature with two or more -1/-1 counters on it.
"Witheld information is punishable by death."
1/4
Next:
"When near the relic, a strange sensation causes one to shiver and start breathing heavily.
However, I feel the need to keep it close. I must study it further. Alone."
- Byses, 3rd Expedition Researcher
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Artifact
: Add one mana of any color. If you control only one creature, also add . That creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn
"When near the relic, a strange sensation causes one to shiver and start breathing heavily.
However, I feel the need to keep it close. I must study it further. Alone."
- Byses, 3rd Expedition Researcher
Next:
"I want to eat your brains!"
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
Sorcery
Target player reveals his or her hand, then choose a Creature or Enchantment Card. That player discards that card./
"I want to eat your brains!"
Next:
"Empires rise and fall. Mine will be eternal."
or
Directive 40: Lockdown and purge only if Experiment 6 has escaped.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact - Fortification
Indestructible
Fortified land has Indestructible
2T, Exert fortified land: Gain control of target land.
"Empires rise and fall. Mine will be eternal."
Next:
"One in the hand is worth two in the... you know what? Never mind..."
BGGRock
Modern
BRGJund
BBGRock
Creature - Goblin Archer
Haste, reach
When Goblin Birdcatcher enters the battlefield, choose one -
• Create a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.
• Flip a coin. If you win the flip, create two 2/2 blue Bird creature tokens with flying.
"One in the hand is worth two in the... you know what? Never mind..."
2/1
Next:
"Better than a knife in the gut at least." - Erech, knight of New Alara
"We will return to the days before the Guildpact then, in that moment when the fool Planeswalker derelicts his duties for the last time and my comrades and I will swim in plunder and gore." - Sviatovasil, Ravnican excruciator
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝