There's a web page somewhere that does that... the results are almost always absolutely terrible and/or broken, but if you're persistent you can occasionally salvage an interesting idea from the mashed-up nonsense.
Edit: Here it is! Reload the page to get new cards.
Enchantment (green)
If you would be dealt damage, instead add 1 to your mana pool for each artifact an opponent controls --Nature can defeat the flamekin – Nemesis
Creature - Human Wizard (1/3, blue, red and black)
6UUUU: put four 2/2 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying onto the battlefield
Sacrifice four Faeries: target legendary land is blue until end of turn
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, you may pay 3. If you do, return target permanent to its owner's hand
1: return target land to its owner's hand
If ~this~ would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand instead
T: put a time counter on target land
Each permanent with a time counter on it gains ''When ~this~ leaves the battlefield, destroy target nonbasic land''
At the beginning of your upkeep, target player may pay U. If that player does, destroy all artifacts an opponent controls. They can't be regenerated.
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, target creature with both power and toughness 3 gets -1/-0 until end of turn
T: put a speed counter on target permanent
Discard a card, Discard a card: put a speed counter on target permanent
When ~this~ leaves the battlefield, put a speed counter on target land
Each creature with a speed counter on it is black
Sacrifice a Wizard: ~this~ deals 2 damage to target creature with a speed counter on it
Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a permanent: ~this~ gains ''When ~this~ leaves the battlefield, target player may Sacrifice a permanent. If that player doesn't, clash with an opponent. If you win, any number of target permanents are black (This effect doesn't end)'' until end of turn
--Humanity envies a single universe and writes more effectively than the wisest forest
– Uorych Ilakreth, Shaman of the Villages, Lead King of the Order of the Forgotten Wilderness
Converted mana cost: 3
Quite a printable card, don't you think?
jsyk, there's so much text on this card that MSE can't shrink it any more and it overflows into the art and p/t boxes.
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If you're having creature problems I feel bad for you son
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
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FLABORT IT TOTALLY LOCKS THEM DOWN AGAIN. You can stack the abilities on Vant so it taps all their lands, and it leaves all yours untapped this time!
Tap: Tap Land A
Tap Land Z, Untap: Untap Z and transform triggers on stack.
Tap: Tap Land B
Tap Land Y, Untap: Untap Y, untap Z and two transform triggers on stack.
Let triggers resolve; untap Z, Y, transform twice, back to Vant.
Rinse and repeat.
Obviously you have to transform it this time (and it costs 4 mana) but still. :|
Heheh. I did not think of adding more abilities to the stack without letting them resolve.
*checks*
****, it's to late to move transforming into the mana cost.
Well, the text-file version will still be fixed, with "once per turn" on the tap ability. And the rare, hopefully, won't be so... "Durp, Duh, Doh'"-worthy.
Thanks for the heads up again.
Edit: With Dat Generator:
Creature - Merfolk Wizard (2/2, blue)
Whenever ~this~ leaves the battlefield, return target permanent to its owner's hand
All permanents are green
Converted mana cost: 3
All permanents.... are green? On a blue card?
With a bit of fixing, though, this would make a great card. Interesting, at least.
Instant (blue)
you may tap or untap target library --Even the hugest gate flees a single prayer and speaks more daintily than the greatest lion
For Her nature enlightens more destructively than even the awesome tree – Theeye, Harsh Wizard
Converted mana cost: 5
What exactly do the rules say about attempting to draw from a tapped library?
Finally, it doesn't do anything you didn't want it to.
Except now it's terrible and really overcosted and weak.
Instant (green)
add 1G to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on instant spells.
Converted mana cost: 3
This is a card that does something.
also i love it when I find cards that have cool ideas, but fall apart when you look at them hard enough. like that thing with affinity for cards in hand, except it was a tribal artifact creature - human bird.
Ethosheni Moro
Planeswalker - Ethosheni (artifact, Loyalty 2)
+2: ~this~ deals 1 damage to target creature with both power and toughness 5 and target red enchantment is a 2/2 creature in addition to its other types until end of turn and that permanent gains protection from black until end of turn
-4: draw a card
-4: draw three cards, then discard two cards
Creature - Elemental Warrior (1/1, red)
first strike
When ~this~ is exiled, you may Discard a card. If you do, add 1 to your mana pool
All Warriors can't be blocked by more than one creature
Discard a card: put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token onto the battlefield
Discard a instant card: put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying and trample onto the battlefield
Pay 5 life: put a 1/1 black Goblin creature token onto the battlefield
Discard a instant card, sacrifice any number of Goblins: put that many 4/4 green Beast creature tokens onto the battlefield
--The hugest bird sings faster than even the most aspirational gate ever would
– Oneisho Deftheart
Converted mana cost: 1
Can someone explain the flavor text?
Interesting, if you have 7 cards, including 1 mountain, this, and 2 instants, you can cast this to get... (This is your opening hand, you use 15 life)
a 5/5 Fly/Tra dragon and 6 4/4 Beasts. Ouch. Turn 1 win? Not quite, summoning sickness. Turn 2 win? Hells ya.
i love the randomly generated flavortext on these, they're so zen-esque
You're telling me.
Land
T: add B to your mana pool
Whenever ~this~ becomes tapped, ~this~ is a Plains land in addition to its other types until end of turn
--The most beautiful sword can kill
– Nemesis, the elder
Total disconnect from the card itself, but totally relaxing.
Plus, I actually see such a card as this one being balanced. The trouble with this is: How do you untap it to get the W? No, seriously, that's a BRILLIANT idea, since there ARE untap target land effects.
Edit: Whoah...
Instant (green)
add WUBRG to your mana pool
Converted mana cost: 4
Edit 2:
Artifact - Equipment
Equip U Equipped creature can't be blocked except by creatures
Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked by a creature, ~this~ deals 7 damage to target player
Equipped creature gets +1/+1
There's a web page somewhere that does that... the results are almost always absolutely terrible and/or broken, but if you're persistent you can occasionally salvage an interesting idea from the mashed-up nonsense.
Edit: Here it is! Reload the page to get new cards.
And HERE is where you can play a game with them. As generated.
@V: Nice....
@VV: Sounds fun. I was thinking of something similar. Wanna get it up? I'll play. It's up.
We should probably stop posting these in this thread. Maybe it would make for a good game thread of its own. Post a randomly-generated card, the next poster has to try and salvage it into a reasonable design.
We should probably stop posting these in this thread. Maybe it would make for a good game thread of its own. Post a randomly-generated card, the next poster has to try and salvage it into a reasonable design.
Edit: I'll start that game for you Luminum, if you haven't yet
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
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There's a web page somewhere that does that... the results are almost always absolutely terrible and/or broken, but if you're persistent you can occasionally salvage an interesting idea from the mashed-up nonsense.
Edit: Here it is! Reload the page to get new cards.
R Citizen Cane (Feldon of the Third Path)
Making random cards is like the highlight of falling to sleep. I just sit in bed and mess with card names.
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Looks good to me.
R Citizen Cane (Feldon of the Third Path)
Yeah, that seems legit.
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Quite a printable card, don't you think?
jsyk, there's so much text on this card that MSE can't shrink it any more and it overflows into the art and p/t boxes.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
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Heheh. I did not think of adding more abilities to the stack without letting them resolve.
*checks*
****, it's to late to move transforming into the mana cost.
Well, the text-file version will still be fixed, with "once per turn" on the tap ability. And the rare, hopefully, won't be so... "Durp, Duh, Doh'"-worthy.
Thanks for the heads up again.
Edit: With Dat Generator:
All permanents.... are green? On a blue card?
With a bit of fixing, though, this would make a great card. Interesting, at least.
Ashamed of posts from years ago.
What exactly do the rules say about attempting to draw from a tapped library?
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Except now it's terrible and really overcosted and weak.
This is a card that does something.
also i love it when I find cards that have cool ideas, but fall apart when you look at them hard enough. like that thing with affinity for cards in hand, except it was a tribal artifact creature - human bird.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
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But this is funny
edit: no votes? =\
Thought of the Month:
I gave up from trying to require the 'i' on my name: SolesticIo
Can someone explain the flavor text?
Interesting, if you have 7 cards, including 1 mountain, this, and 2 instants, you can cast this to get... (This is your opening hand, you use 15 life)
a 5/5 Fly/Tra dragon and 6 4/4 Beasts. Ouch. Turn 1 win? Not quite, summoning sickness. Turn 2 win? Hells ya.
Ashamed of posts from years ago.
Human Bird
...
... el... oh... el??
You're telling me.
Total disconnect from the card itself, but totally relaxing.
Plus, I actually see such a card as this one being balanced. The trouble with this is: How do you untap it to get the W? No, seriously, that's a BRILLIANT idea, since there ARE untap target land effects.
Edit: Whoah...
Edit 2:
Ashamed of posts from years ago.
Edit: Wait, nevermind, he did not.
Why is this thread filling up slowly with random designs.
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And HERE is where you can play a game with them. As generated.
@V: Nice....
@VV: Sounds fun. I was thinking of something similar.
Wanna get it up?I'll play. It's up.Ashamed of posts from years ago.
Land
T: add B to your mana pool
T: add B to your mana pool
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We should probably stop posting these in this thread. Maybe it would make for a good game thread of its own. Post a randomly-generated card, the next poster has to try and salvage it into a reasonable design.
R Citizen Cane (Feldon of the Third Path)
I love some of the wacky stuff it produces: "Affinity for untapped libraries"
Edit: I'll start that game for you Luminum, if you haven't yet
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=8273742#post8273742
I made it.
Ashamed of posts from years ago.
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Thought of the Month:
I gave up from trying to require the 'i' on my name: SolesticIo
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
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