Soulless Vessel
Artifact Creature- Homonculus 1/2
:2mana:, sacrifice ~: Counter target spell that targets a creature you control.
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Cryptic Crypt
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Inner Ocean U
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature is put into the graveyard from play, creatures you control gain islandwalk until the end of turn.
Next: Snake Eyes
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Snake Eyes2U
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
Whenever ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to it's owner's hand.
Next: Quest for Inner Peace
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Quest for Inner Peace 2W
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, if no creatures you control attacked, you may put a quest counter on Quest for Inner Peace. W, Remove two quest counters from Quest for Inner Peace: Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn.
Bend the Rules 1UB
Instant Draw 2 cards. Then you may draw X cards. If you do, pay X life.
Skip your discard step this turn. "I guess we can work something out, but its gonna cost ya."
Little Schemer B
Creature - Imp
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
1/1
Next: Lurking Minotaur
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Eros Noble 3RR
Creature - Human
Creatures you control have provoke.
2/2
Next: Weeping Waif
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Weeping WaifR
Creature - Human
~ can't attack if another creature is attacking.
~ can't block if another creature is blocking.
2/2 "No one want to play with me."
Next: Good Luck Charm
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Vehement Ultimatum RRWWWBB
Sorcery
Choose one: Destroy all creatures target player controls, or destroy all lands target player controls.
Next: Gooey Ultimatum
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Gooey UltimatumBBBGGG
Sorcery
Put an X/X black and green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield, where X is the number of cards in all graveyards as the token enters the battlefield.
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Next: Lord of the Mountain
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Lord of the Mountain RRR
Creature - Giant Shaman Mountainfall - Whenever a Mountain land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have it become a 3/3 creature with haste. It's still a land.
3/3
Chaotic Ultimatum :symu::symu::symr::symr::symr::symg::symg:
Instant
Flip a coin. If you win the flip, copy target instant or sorcery spell three times. You may choose new targets for the copies. If you lose the flip, put a 13/13 Mutant creature onto the battlefield.
Gooey Menace 3BG
Creature - Ooze Horror
When Gooey Menace enters the battlefield, destroy target creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on Gooey Menace, where X is that creature's power.
1/2
Journey to Everywhere :sym2g::sym2g::sym2g:
Sorcery
Search your library for three land cards and reveal them. Put one of them into play tapped under your control and the rest in your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Next: Burn the Land//Boil the Sea
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Burn the Land2R
Sorcery
Choose one - Destroy target Plains; or ~ deals 3 damage to target white creature. Damage dealt this way can't be regenerated.
// Boil the Sea1RR
Sorcery
~ can't be countered.
Choose one - Deatroy target Island; or ~ deals 3 damage to target blue creature.
Next: Malice Machine
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Malice Machine 4
Artifact
Vanishing 1
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature.
Whenever a creature is sacrificed in this way, put a time counter on Malice Machine.
Next: Lulz Mox
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Lulz Mox
Artifact
When ~ enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of it.
:symtap:: Add one mana of any color to it's controller's mana pool. This mana can't be used to play spells or abilities. Any player may tap ~.
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Explosive Diarrhea
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Explosive Diarrhea BB
Instant
Target creature gets -2/-2 until the end of turn. Each player loses 2 life. "Eeeeeaaaaaaagh! Eeeew!"
Next: Jar o' Bees
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Jar o' Bees5
Artifact
When Jar o' Bees is put into graveyard from the battlefield, put a 1/1 green Insect creature with flying onto the battlefield for each card in your hand. A sting contained can unleash a hundred stingers.
Sorcery
Return target sorcery or instant from your graveyard to your hand.
Next: Soulless Vessel
Artifact Creature- Homonculus 1/2
:2mana:, sacrifice ~: Counter target spell that targets a creature you control.
"Your purpose is to die so that I can live. Don't question your purpose!"
Cryptic Crypt
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature is put into the graveyard from play, creatures you control gain islandwalk until the end of turn.
Next: Snake Eyes
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
Whenever ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to it's owner's hand.
Next: Quest for Inner Peace
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, if no creatures you control attacked, you may put a quest counter on Quest for Inner Peace.
W, Remove two quest counters from Quest for Inner Peace: Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn.
Next: Bend the Rules
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Instant
Draw 2 cards. Then you may draw X cards. If you do, pay X life.
Skip your discard step this turn.
"I guess we can work something out, but its gonna cost ya."
Next: Stardust Crusaders
Sasky for the Sig.
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Artifact
:symtap:: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
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Icicle Cavern
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Instant
Destroy each creature that dealt damage to you this turn.
Next: Relentless Crusade
Creature - Imp
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
1/1
Next: Lurking Minotaur
Sorcery
Destroy target tapped creature. Draw a card.
Next: Mental Barricade
Instant (U)
Counter target spell unless its controller discards a card.
Next: Eros Noble
GWU Rafiq
RWB Zurgo
WBG Ghave
WUB Oloro
WBR Kaalia (Archived)
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Creature - Human
Creatures you control have provoke.
2/2
Next: Weeping Waif
Creature - Human
~ can't attack if another creature is attacking.
~ can't block if another creature is blocking.
2/2
"No one want to play with me."
Next: Good Luck Charm
Sorcery
Choose one: Destroy all creatures target player controls, or destroy all lands target player controls.
Next: Gooey Ultimatum
Sorcery
Put an X/X black and green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield, where X is the number of cards in all graveyards as the token enters the battlefield.
Retrace
Next: Lord of the Mountain
Lord of the Mountain RRR
Creature - Giant Shaman
Mountainfall - Whenever a Mountain land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have it become a 3/3 creature with haste. It's still a land.
3/3
Next: Chaotic Ultimatum
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Instant
Flip a coin. If you win the flip, copy target instant or sorcery spell three times. You may choose new targets for the copies. If you lose the flip, put a 13/13 Mutant creature onto the battlefield.
Next: Whispers in the Dark
Sorcery
Draw 3 cards. Do this only if you have 3 or more ninjas on the battlefield.
Next: Benevolence
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Ooze Horror
When Gooey Menace enters the battlefield, destroy target creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on Gooey Menace, where X is that creature's power.
1/2
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Journey to Everywhere
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Sorcery
Search your library for three land cards and reveal them. Put one of them into play tapped under your control and the rest in your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Next: Burn the Land//Boil the Sea
Sorcery
Choose one - Destroy target Plains; or ~ deals 3 damage to target white creature. Damage dealt this way can't be regenerated.
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Boil the Sea 1RR
Sorcery
~ can't be countered.
Choose one - Deatroy target Island; or ~ deals 3 damage to target blue creature.
Next: Malice Machine
Artifact
Vanishing 1
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature.
Whenever a creature is sacrificed in this way, put a time counter on Malice Machine.
Next: Lulz Mox
Artifact
When ~ enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of it.
:symtap:: Add one mana of any color to it's controller's mana pool. This mana can't be used to play spells or abilities. Any player may tap ~.
"Here, you can haz this. Lulz." -burgerkitteh
Explosive Diarrhea
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Target creature gets -2/-2 until the end of turn. Each player loses 2 life.
"Eeeeeaaaaaaagh! Eeeew!"
Next: Jar o' Bees
Artifact
When Jar o' Bees is put into graveyard from the battlefield, put a 1/1 green Insect creature with flying onto the battlefield for each card in your hand.
A sting contained can unleash a hundred stingers.
Next: Angelbane Slayer