Do you mean it that way, or "Furious"? i'll play it that way...
Fast & Furryous :symr::symg:
Sorcery
Put a 2/1 red/green Cat creature token with Haste into play.
Madness
Cycling :1mana::symr::symg:
Wedgie
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Flawed Plans WU
Enchantment
Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, put a quest counter on ~.
Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell, remove a quest counter from ~.
Remove 4 quest counters from ~: Draw two cards and gain 3 life.
Abandoned Citadel
Land
When Abandoned Citadel enters the battlefield a player may pay 3 life. If they do put Abandoned Citadel into your graveyard. t, Add B to your mana pool.
Unearth 0
If Abandoned Citadel was brought from your graveyard to the battlefield you may sacrifice it to add BBB to your mana pool.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Sloob the Filty
Legendary Creature- Human Hermit Coward 0/2
As long as ~ is untapped, creatures you control get -1/-1, and all activated abilities on those creatures cost an additional to play.
You can't gain more than 1 life each turn.
"We would throw buckets of water on him while he sleeps, but the stench is so strong- even the water doesn't want to leave the bucket!" -Norin the Wary
Donate bait!
Devious Charity
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Devious Charity2UB
Sorcery
Target player gains control of target permanent you control. That permanent gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this permanent.
Draw a card.
Next: Disgusting Slime
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Disgusting Slime :symu::symb::symg:
Creature - Ooze
:symu::symu:: Move a counter from one permanent to another permanent.
:1mana::symb::symb::symb:: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
:4mana::symg::symg:: For each -1/-1 counter on each creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Disgusting Slime.
2/2
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Carnival of Lights :3mana::symr::symr::symr:
Enchantment
You may sacrifice a permanent of each color instead of playing Carnival of Lights' mana cost.
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player reveals cards from the top of his or her library equal to that spell's mana cost. That player chooses one nonland card and puts it into his or her hand. Then, that player discards a card at random. If it is the card that player drew this turn, that player discards it and each opponent draws cards equal to that spell's mana cost. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of their owners library in any order.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Mincemeat Zombie :1mana::symb::symb:
Creature- Zombie 3/3
Persist
All damage dealt to ~ is instead dealt in -1/-1 counters.
:symb:, pay 1 life, exile a creature in your graveyard: Remove X -1/-1 counters from ~, where X is the exiled creature's power.
"Hey, is that my bologna sandwich?!" -Norin the Wary
Blissful Fate
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Cunning Satyr 3GG
Legendary creature- Saytr Rouge 5G,t: Gain control of all Legendary creatures while ~ is tapped. You may choose not to untap ~ during your upkeep.
1/4
Grotesque Undead :3mana::symb::symb:
Creature- Zombie Mutant 5/4
Pay 2 life: Regenerate ~.
~ can't be blocked by creature with power 2 or less.
Blasphemy
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Power Of Sire1RG
Enchantment
Whenever an ability of a creature you control puts a creature token onto the battlefield, put an additional copy of that token onto the battlefield.
Tokens you control gain haste.
Wisdom
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Wisdom 2UUU
Creature - Elemental Incarnation Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may draw cards equal to the number of elementals you control.
As long as ~ is in the graveyard, at the beginning of your upkeep, you may draw a card.
5/4
Mad Fantasy:1mana::symb::symb::symb:
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Mad Fantasy, discard X cards from your hand.
Return X cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Eerie Spectacle :symu::symb:
Sorcery
Look at the top five cards of your library and choose a card. Put that card into your hand and put the rest back on top in any order.
Overwhelming Stupidity
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Creature - Ogre Bard
t, Target creature and Bardic Toothgrinder get -2/-2 until end of turn.
"How Grok get noise from box!"
4/3
Next: Fast and Furryous
Fast & Furryous :symr::symg:
Sorcery
Put a 2/1 red/green Cat creature token with Haste into play.
Madness
Cycling :1mana::symr::symg:
Wedgie
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Tap target equipped creature. Draw a card.
Next: Flawed Plans
Enchantment
Whenever you cast an artifact or enchantment spell, put a quest counter on ~.
Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell, remove a quest counter from ~.
Remove 4 quest counters from ~: Draw two cards and gain 3 life.
Next: Flawed Diamond
Artifact
:symtap:: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add one mana of any colour to your mana pool. Otherwise, add 1 to your mana pool.
Next: Abandoned Citadel
I lol'd.
Land
When Abandoned Citadel enters the battlefield a player may pay 3 life. If they do put Abandoned Citadel into your graveyard.
t, Add B to your mana pool.
Unearth 0
If Abandoned Citadel was brought from your graveyard to the battlefield you may sacrifice it to add BBB to your mana pool.
Next: Death on Request
Instant
Sacrifice a creature.
Next: Reattach
Some people just love Jace a little too much
Instant
Attach target equipment that was attached to target creature this turn to that creature.
Draw a card.
Next: Flow of Gore
Sorcery
Destroy two target lands.
Next: Sloob the Filthy
Legendary Creature- Human Hermit Coward 0/2
As long as ~ is untapped, creatures you control get -1/-1, and all activated abilities on those creatures cost an additional to play.
You can't gain more than 1 life each turn.
"We would throw buckets of water on him while he sleeps, but the stench is so strong- even the water doesn't want to leave the bucket!" -Norin the Wary
Donate bait!
Devious Charity
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Target player gains control of target permanent you control. That permanent gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this permanent.
Draw a card.
Next: Disgusting Slime
Creature - Ooze
:symu::symu:: Move a counter from one permanent to another permanent.
:1mana::symb::symb::symb:: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
:4mana::symg::symg:: For each -1/-1 counter on each creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Disgusting Slime.
2/2
Next: Gliding Griffin
Creature - Griffin
Flying
:symwu::Return Gliding Griffin to your hand.
2/3
Next: Carnival of Lights
Enchantment
You may sacrifice a permanent of each color instead of playing Carnival of Lights' mana cost.
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player reveals cards from the top of his or her library equal to that spell's mana cost. That player chooses one nonland card and puts it into his or her hand. Then, that player discards a card at random. If it is the card that player drew this turn, that player discards it and each opponent draws cards equal to that spell's mana cost. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of their owners library in any order.
Next: Mincemeat Zombie
Creature- Zombie 3/3
Persist
All damage dealt to ~ is instead dealt in -1/-1 counters.
:symb:, pay 1 life, exile a creature in your graveyard: Remove X -1/-1 counters from ~, where X is the exiled creature's power.
"Hey, is that my bologna sandwich?!" -Norin the Wary
Blissful Fate
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Exile target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to that creature's toughness. Draw a card.
Next: Cunning Satyr
Legendary creature- Saytr Rouge
5G,t: Gain control of all Legendary creatures while ~ is tapped. You may choose not to untap ~ during your upkeep.
1/4
Next: Grotesque Undead
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Creature- Zombie Mutant 5/4
Pay 2 life: Regenerate ~.
~ can't be blocked by creature with power 2 or less.
Blasphemy
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +2/-2 and gains haste until end of turn.
Next: Fierce Windstorm
Enchantment
Whenever an ability of a creature you control puts a creature token onto the battlefield, put an additional copy of that token onto the battlefield.
Tokens you control gain haste.
Wisdom
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Creature - Elemental Incarnation
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may draw cards equal to the number of elementals you control.
As long as ~ is in the graveyard, at the beginning of your upkeep, you may draw a card.
5/4
Next: Mad Fantasy
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Mad Fantasy, discard X cards from your hand.
Return X cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Next: Eerie spectacle
Sorcery
Look at the top five cards of your library and choose a card. Put that card into your hand and put the rest back on top in any order.
Overwhelming Stupidity
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
~ deals 3 damage to each creature you control. Draw a card.
"What do you expect from goblins?"
Next: Striped Cheetah