I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Compounding Absurdity1UUU
Enchantment
Cumulative upkeep - Each player returns a permanent they control to their owner's hand. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Ter'aad, Swash Buckler of the Seven Seas :2mana::symu::symb:
Legendary Creature - Human Pirate
Islandwalk
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, that player discards two cards at random.
4/4
Herald of the Tower GW
Creature - Bird Druid
Flying
Whenever a land you control comes into play tapped, untap that land.
2/2
Next: Mental Breakdown
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Mental Breakdown 2UB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
Spells played by enchanted player cost an additional "discard a card" to play.
Next: Grank the Depraved
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Grank the Depraved :1mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature - Zombie
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 1 life.
Sacrifice a zombie: You gain 2 life.
3/3
Goldscale of the Ur-Dragon
Artifact - Equipment
Sunburst (This comes into play with a charge counter on it for each color of mana used to pay its cost.)
Goldscale of the Ur-Dragon is indestructible if it has five charge counters on it.
Equipped creature is a Dragon in addition to its other types, gets +3/+3, has flying and "If Goldscale of the Ur-Dragon has five charge counters on it, this creature is indestructible."
Equip
Next: Beautiful Torture
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Don't read anything LaPille. Your brain will thank you later. ----> VICTORY!
Beautiful Torture :3mana::symb:
Sorcery
Target opponent may sacrifice two creatures. If he doesn't, put four -1/-1 counters on any amount of creatures divided as you choose.
Wolfbane :symgb::symgb:
Legendary Creature- Plant 0/2
Defender
:symgb::symgb::symgb:, :symtap:, sacrifice ~: ~ becomes an Aura card attached to target creature you control that reads "Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, becomes a Wolf in addition to it's creature type and gains 'At the beginning of your turn, you lose 2 life.'"
Ba'al, Tyrant of Shadows
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Ba'al, Tyrant of Shadows1UBG
Legendary Creature - Demon
Fear
Creatures you control but don't own get +1/-1.
Sacrifice a creature: Gain control of target creature with a converted mana cost equal to the sacrificed creature's as long as Ba'al remains under your control.
4/2
Orphic Thrench 1UG
Instant
Choose one or both: Return target creature to its owner's hand, or target creature gets +3/+3 until the end of turn.
Draw a card. "Original in every way. I approve." - Oqado
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Meat Parade :symb::symb::symb:
Creature- Zombie 0/3
~ gets +1/+0 for each creature in your graveyard.
Sword of Earth & Wind
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sword of Earth and Wind3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from blue.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may put a basic land card from your hand into play tapped and you may untap up to one target permanent.
Equip 2
Next: Wings of Icarus
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Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
Wings of Icarus :2mana::symw:
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature gains flying and +0/+2.
If this were put into a graveyard, shuffle it back into your library.
Dark Magus :symb::symb::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature- Wizard Minion0/5
Black spells and abilities on black permanents you control cost less to play.
Discard two black cards, :symtap:: Add to your mana pool for each card in your hand. Use this ability only to play abilities.
Tombstone Smasher
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Tombstone Smasher :3mana::symb::symr:
Creature - Giant Berserker (C)
Haste
Whenever Tombstone Smasher becomes tapped, remove the top two cards of target player's graveyard from the game. He looks gravely upon the dead.
4/2
Cavern of the Azure Eye
Legendary Land
:symtap:: Add or to your mana pool.
:symub:, :symtap:: Look at the top card of your library. You may put it on the top or bottom of your library.
Tribal Conflict :3mana::symrg:
Tribal Sorcery - All
Creatures you control deal damage to target opponent's creatures equal to their power and vice versa.
Draw a card.
Tribal Command 1GG
Tribal Instant - Shapeshifter
Changeling
Choose a creature type.
Choose two - Untap all creatures you control of the chosen type; or creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 until end of turn; or put two 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature tokens with changeling into play; or add to your mana pool for each creature you control of the chosen type.
Instant
Put a token into play that's a copy of target nonland, nonlegendary permanent. Draw a card.
Next: Dragon Offensive
Sorcery
Put a 4/4 red flying dragon creature token into play with haste into play. sacrifice it at the end of turn.
Storm
Next: Compounding Absurdity
Enchantment
Cumulative upkeep - Each player returns a permanent they control to their owner's hand. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Next: Ter'aad, Swash Buckler of the Seven Seas
Legendary Creature - Human Pirate
Islandwalk
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, that player discards two cards at random.
4/4
Next: Herald of the Tower.
Creature - Bird Druid
Flying
Whenever a land you control comes into play tapped, untap that land.
2/2
Next: Mental Breakdown
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
Spells played by enchanted player cost an additional "discard a card" to play.
Next: Grank the Depraved
Legendary Creature - Zombie
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 1 life.
Sacrifice a zombie: You gain 2 life.
3/3
Next: Angry Bogle.
Artifact - Equipment
Sunburst (This comes into play with a charge counter on it for each color of mana used to pay its cost.)
Goldscale of the Ur-Dragon is indestructible if it has five charge counters on it.
Equipped creature is a Dragon in addition to its other types, gets +3/+3, has flying and "If Goldscale of the Ur-Dragon has five charge counters on it, this creature is indestructible."
Equip
Next: Beautiful Torture
Some people just love Jace a little too much
Sorcery
Target opponent may sacrifice two creatures. If he doesn't, put four -1/-1 counters on any amount of creatures divided as you choose.
Next: Wolfbane.
Legendary Creature- Plant 0/2
Defender
:symgb::symgb::symgb:, :symtap:, sacrifice ~: ~ becomes an Aura card attached to target creature you control that reads "Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, becomes a Wolf in addition to it's creature type and gains 'At the beginning of your turn, you lose 2 life.'"
Ba'al, Tyrant of Shadows
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature - Demon
Fear
Creatures you control but don't own get +1/-1.
Sacrifice a creature: Gain control of target creature with a converted mana cost equal to the sacrificed creature's as long as Ba'al remains under your control.
4/2
Next: Homo-Sapien Business
Tribal Instant - Human
You can't play this spell as an instant unless you control two Humans.
Draw 4 cards.
Next: Orphic Thrench.
Instant
Choose one or both: Return target creature to its owner's hand, or target creature gets +3/+3 until the end of turn.
Draw a card.
"Original in every way. I approve." - Oqado
Next: Vitrify
Instant
Until end of turn, whenever target creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, its controller sacrifices it.
Draw a card.
Next: Meat Parade
Some people just love Jace a little too much
Creature- Zombie 0/3
~ gets +1/+0 for each creature in your graveyard.
Sword of Earth & Wind
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from blue.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may put a basic land card from your hand into play tapped and you may untap up to one target permanent.
Equip 2
Next: Wings of Icarus
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature gains flying and +0/+2.
If this were put into a graveyard, shuffle it back into your library.
Next: Dark Magus.
Legendary Creature- Wizard Minion0/5
Black spells and abilities on black permanents you control cost less to play.
Discard two black cards, :symtap:: Add to your mana pool for each card in your hand. Use this ability only to play abilities.
Tombstone Smasher
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Giant Berserker (C)
Haste
Whenever Tombstone Smasher becomes tapped, remove the top two cards of target player's graveyard from the game.
He looks gravely upon the dead.
4/2
Next: Cavern of the Azure Eye
Legendary Land
:symtap:: Add or to your mana pool.
:symub:, :symtap:: Look at the top card of your library. You may put it on the top or bottom of your library.
Next: Run With the Wolves.
Tribal Sorcery - Elf
Whenever an Elf attacks this turn, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token into play tapped and attacking.
Next: Tribal Conflict
Tribal Sorcery - All
Creatures you control deal damage to target opponent's creatures equal to their power and vice versa.
Draw a card.
Next: Tribal Command.
Tribal Instant - Shapeshifter
Changeling
Choose a creature type.
Choose two - Untap all creatures you control of the chosen type; or creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 until end of turn; or put two 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature tokens with changeling into play; or add to your mana pool for each creature you control of the chosen type.
Next: Wave Refractor
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Creature-Merfolk Wizard
Islandwalk
When ~ comes into play, you may return target island to it's owners hand.
3/2
Next: Platypus Tyrant
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Creature - Platypus
Other Platypus creatures you control get +2/+2
4/4
Next: Noggle Trap