Record Breaker2G
Creature - Shapeshifter
Changeling
At the beginning of your upkeep, if ~ has power 20 or greater and toughness 20 or greater, you win the game.
1/1
Next: Desperate Plans
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Chandra's Kamikaze4R
Instant
Sacrifice a creature. Chandra's Kamikaze deals damage to target player and each creature that player controls equal to that creature's power.
un-card: Darksteel Undergarments
Artifact- Equipment
(You are equipped this when you play it.)
You gain "Protection from Wedgies."
:2mana:, :symtap:, discard a card at random: Give target opponent a wedgie. You gain 4 life for each foot you manage to lift that opponent off the ground until you can't lift him any higher, the underwear tears, or you manage to lift the underwear over their head. If you manage to pull the underwear over that opponent's head, you instead gain 10 life. Ignore this ability if target player is wearing a thong or has skidmarked grungies.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Time of Day3U
Instant
Remove target permanent from the game with x time counters on it where X is equal to the time roundest down to the nearest hour (use the 12 hour system), that card gains suspend if it doesn't already have it.
Puppy Matrix
Puppy Matrix 4
Tribal Artifact - Hound
Tap two Hounds you control: put X 0/1 green Hound creature tokens in your removed from the game zone with three time counters on each of them, where X is equal to the combined converted mana cost of the Hounds tapped this way. These removed creature tokens gain suspend.
Howling Canines
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
You Lose The Game.BBBBB
Legendary Enchantment (M)
Draw a card: You lose the game.
If ~ would leave play, you lose the game and target opponent gains control of you lose the game. (Yes, ~ stays in play if you lose)
Squee's Memory :symu::symb::symr:
Sorcery
Draw a card for each Goblin creature in all graveyards, then discard half your hand.
Replicate- Sacrifice a creature named Squee, Goblin Nabob
Dead of Night
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Dead of NightBB
Tribal Sorcery - Rogue
If exactly one creature you control dealt combat damage to a player this turn, and no creatures were dealt damage this turn, target player loses 5 life.
Break Of Dawn
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Impromptu Festival 1(W/G)(W/G)(W/G)
Instant
Each player may put up to all green and/or Human creatures from their hand into play, then return them to their hand. All players gain life equal to the number of creatures that entered and left play this way.
Festival's Demise
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Festival's DemiseWBG
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed its controller gains 3 life and deals 3 damage to target player.
Prosperity's Compensation :xmana::symu::symu:
Instant
Split Second
You draw X cards.
Then each opponent returns four cards in their graveyard to their hand.
Scarlet Thorn
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Scarlet Thorn :1mana::symg::symr:
Creature - Plant
If Scarlet Thorn would be dealt damage, put that many -1/-1 counters on it instead.
:1mana::symr:, :symtap:: Scarlet Thorn deals X damage to target creature without flying, where X is equal to the number of -1/-1 counters on it.
0/3
Sudden Forethought(2/U)(2/U)U
Instant
Play ~ only during combat, after blockers have been declared.
Return target creature to its owner's hand.
That creature's controller draws cards equal to that creature's converted mana cost, then discards that many cards.
Sudden Hindsight
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Sudden Hindsight :symg::symu::symu:
Instant
Precendence (This spell is first to resolve off the stack regardless of placement. If this is the first spell with Precedence on the stack, all others lose that ability.)
Remove target spell or ability you control from the stack.
"Okay, maybe that was a bad idea. Good thing I can fix it!"
Mock//Jest
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Mock :2mana::symu:
Instant
Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2 or less. "Calling you an idiot would be an insult to idiots."
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Jest
Sorcery
Tap target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its converted mana cost. "Ain't you a pretty one?"
Creature - Shapeshifter
Changeling
At the beginning of your upkeep, if ~ has power 20 or greater and toughness 20 or greater, you win the game.
1/1
Next: Desperate Plans
Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one. At the end of that turn, you lose the game.
Next: Chandra's Kamikaze
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Instant
Sacrifice a creature. Chandra's Kamikaze deals damage to target player and each creature that player controls equal to that creature's power.
Next: Mindleech Master
U Twinsanity
WUBRG Reaper King
UBG Dredge
UR Howling Owl
GBU Thief of Time
Creature - Wizard
T: Target player discards a card and you draw a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on Mindleech Master.
2/2
Next: Darksteel Undergarments
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
un-card:
Darksteel Undergarments
Artifact- Equipment
(You are equipped this when you play it.)
You gain "Protection from Wedgies."
:2mana:, :symtap:, discard a card at random: Give target opponent a wedgie. You gain 4 life for each foot you manage to lift that opponent off the ground until you can't lift him any higher, the underwear tears, or you manage to lift the underwear over their head. If you manage to pull the underwear over that opponent's head, you instead gain 10 life. Ignore this ability if target player is wearing a thong or has skidmarked grungies.
Time of Day
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Remove target permanent from the game with x time counters on it where X is equal to the time roundest down to the nearest hour (use the 12 hour system), that card gains suspend if it doesn't already have it.
Puppy Matrix
Tribal Artifact - Hound
Tap two Hounds you control: put X 0/1 green Hound creature tokens in your removed from the game zone with three time counters on each of them, where X is equal to the combined converted mana cost of the Hounds tapped this way. These removed creature tokens gain suspend.
Howling Canines
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
B: Howling Canines gains fear until end of turn.
2/2
Next: You lose the game. (with the period)
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Legendary Enchantment (M)
Draw a card: You lose the game.
If ~ would leave play, you lose the game and target opponent gains control of you lose the game. (Yes, ~ stays in play if you lose)
Next: Equatorial Kraken
Creature - Kraken
Vigilance
~ can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
7/7
Next: Blasphemous Idea
Instant
Choose 1 - Counter target white spell or Destroy target white permanent.
Entwine - BB
Next: Squee's Memory
Sorcery
Draw a card for each Goblin creature in all graveyards, then discard half your hand.
Replicate- Sacrifice a creature named Squee, Goblin Nabob
Dead of Night
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Tribal Sorcery - Rogue
If exactly one creature you control dealt combat damage to a player this turn, and no creatures were dealt damage this turn, target player loses 5 life.
Break Of Dawn
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Sorcery
Destroy all black creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Next: Impromptu Festival
Instant
Each player may put up to all green and/or Human creatures from their hand into play, then return them to their hand. All players gain life equal to the number of creatures that entered and left play this way.
Festival's Demise
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed its controller gains 3 life and deals 3 damage to target player.
Prosperity's Compensation
Instant
Split Second
You draw X cards.
Then each opponent returns four cards in their graveyard to their hand.
Scarlet Thorn
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Plant
If Scarlet Thorn would be dealt damage, put that many -1/-1 counters on it instead.
:1mana::symr:, :symtap:: Scarlet Thorn deals X damage to target creature without flying, where X is equal to the number of -1/-1 counters on it.
0/3
Next: Destiny // Hope
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
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Hope 2W
Instant
Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
Next: Undiscovered Path
Sorcery
You my put up to two land cards from your hand into play tapped. Draw a card.
Hidden Intention
Sorcery
Wither
~ deals 3 damage to each creature.
Next: Sudden Forethought
Instant
Play ~ only during combat, after blockers have been declared.
Return target creature to its owner's hand.
That creature's controller draws cards equal to that creature's converted mana cost, then discards that many cards.
Sudden Hindsight
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Instant
Precendence (This spell is first to resolve off the stack regardless of placement. If this is the first spell with Precedence on the stack, all others lose that ability.)
Remove target spell or ability you control from the stack.
"Okay, maybe that was a bad idea. Good thing I can fix it!"
Mock//Jest
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2 or less.
"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to idiots."
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Jest
Sorcery
Tap target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its converted mana cost.
"Ain't you a pretty one?"
Woo-hoo, 500! :toot::jam::hifive:
Next: Fatal Attraction
Instant
Target creature you control gets +8/+0 and must be blocked if able this turn. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
Next: Ruby Cobra