Wash the Soul :2mana::symw:
Instant
Choose one- Remove target black permanent from the game; or remove all Auras from target creature from the game. You gain 1 life for each Aura removed this way.
"I've never seen anything so filthy..."
Gerrymander
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the light that you see. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
But the rainbow is an image of hope for many reasons, as it is a brilliant sight coming out of oftimes dismal weather.
Sangfroid Adept 2WU
Creature – Human Wizard
When ~ comes into play, search your library for a card with CMC 3 or less and place it in your hand. Shuffle your library. 1WU, t: Return ~ to owner’s hand.
Next:
Let’s get Festive Again
Holiday Wreath
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Twisted Creation2BB
Creature - Horror
When ~ comes into play, sacrifice three creatures or sacrifice ~.
Fear
At the begining of your upkeep sacrifice a creature other than ~. If you do not, tap ~ and it deal 3 damage to you.
6/6
Next:
Jingle Bells
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Vanishing 3
When Santa Claus is put into a graveyard from play, remove it from the game with three time counters on it and it gains suspend, then search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
"Wintermass is a time to reflect on desires fulfilled and unfulfilled, on what has been and what is yet to be, and what will never be. But I don't have time for that, so I bought myself a new dress." -- Chandra Nalaar
Tribal Instant - Spartan
Until end of turn, whenever a Spartan you control attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn for each creature your opponents control.
Recover -
Winterhaven
Legendary Snow Land
As long as ~ is untapped, Snow-permanents you control have Shroud.
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool. ~ deals 1 damage to you if you didn't use that mana for snow spells.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
This is Madness3BB
Sorcery
Put a Legendary 3/3 Black Demon token named Madness into play. It has flying, deathtouch and madness 10BB. The madness cost is only there coz Wizards insists that if a creature has the keyword in its name it must have it as well.
The Little Boy3
Legendary Artifact
Prevent all damage that would be dealt. 1: Gain control of The Little Boy. Any play may play this ability. 1, Sacrifice The Little Boy: You lose 8 life.
"The tiny corpse, bronzed and enshrined, inspired ages of peace, and woe to them that would break it's innocence." -Pilosis, Head Magister
Glen Elandra
Legendary Land
You may only put Glen Elandra into play during an opponent's main phase.
Return a Faerie you control to its owner's hand, T: Add X to your mana, where X is the returned creature's converted mana cost.
Next: Santa Claus
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Looking to start a clan for Zork fans, PM if interested.
Atrius' Posts1W
Instant
You win target thread. If you aren't Atrius, Atrius wins that thread instead. "Wait, can you actually win a thread?" - Atrius.
Santa Claus3RWW
Legendary Creature - Human
Defender
When Santa Claus comes into play, if you played it from your hand, other creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. "Ho Ho Ho."
3/3
(abbreviated title) pWN3DWUBRG
Tribal Sorcery- Geek
You win the game. You are forever banned from sanctioned play.
You can only play this if you are fluent in L33t.
Humiliate
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes blocked by a creature, enchanted creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
When Purple Haze is put into a graveyard from play, return it to its owner's hand.
Undying Misery
Sorcery (R)
Undying Misery is black.
All creatures get -2/-2. Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. Remove Undying Misery from the game with two time counters on it.
Suspend 2 - BB
Pay 3 life: Add a time counter to Undying Misery. Any player may pay this ability.
"The passing of time may wither us all. But you shall now pass with it." - Volrath
Love :2mana::symr:
Instant
Target creature you control gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn. Creatures of that color gain protection from your creature.
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Hate :xmana::ymana::symb:
Instant
Target creature gets +X/-Y until end of turn. Y can't be less than 2.
Nathan Explosion :6mana::symb:
Legendary Creature- Human Beast
:1mana::symb::symb:: Destroy target creature.
:3mana::symb::symb:: Gain control of target creature.
6/5 Wow...That's brutal...
William Murderface Murderface Murderface :3mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature- Human Bassist
:1mana::symb:: ~ deals 1 damage to target Human creature.
2/4 Notice he's angry and I'm not. That's called being a D*ck.
Pickles :3mana::symb::symr:
Legendary Creature- Human Drummer
Protection from Drugs
If you control creatures named, Nathan Explosion, Skwisgar Sgwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles, they each get +5/+5.
3/3 Skwisgar, your tuning it the wrong way! Hey...lemme in there! Let me get in there!
Instant
Choose one- Remove target black permanent from the game; or remove all Auras from target creature from the game. You gain 1 life for each Aura removed this way.
"I've never seen anything so filthy..."
Gerrymander
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Gerrymander deals 3 damage to each creature that isn't of the most common color among permanents you control.
Next: Sangfroid Adept
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
Gaymers | Magic Coffeehouse | Little Jar of Mamelon | Natural 20
Creature – Human Wizard
When ~ comes into play, search your library for a card with CMC 3 or less and place it in your hand. Shuffle your library.
1WU, t: Return ~ to owner’s hand.
Next:
Let’s get Festive Again
Holiday Wreath
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Horror
When ~ comes into play, sacrifice three creatures or sacrifice ~.
Fear
At the begining of your upkeep sacrifice a creature other than ~. If you do not, tap ~ and it deal 3 damage to you.
6/6
Next:
Jingle Bells
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Vanishing 3
When Santa Claus is put into a graveyard from play, remove it from the game with three time counters on it and it gains suspend, then search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
"Wintermass is a time to reflect on desires fulfilled and unfulfilled, on what has been and what is yet to be, and what will never be. But I don't have time for that, so I bought myself a new dress." -- Chandra Nalaar
3/3
Next: Lost in Time
Instant
As an additional cost to play Vampiric Vision, pay X life.
Fateseal X.
Next card: When The Cows Come Home (Make this an Unhinged card please)
BTW, is my card broken?
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
THIS IS SPAR-TA!!!
Tribal Instant - Spartan
Until end of turn, whenever a Spartan you control attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn for each creature your opponents control.
Recover -
Next:
Pulp (kind of a gross word, really. -_-)
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Alters for sale
Instant
Until end of turn, whenever you tap a land for mana, you may add one mana of any colour to your mana pool.
Next: Air of Fear
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever a player draws a card, that player discards a card.
When a player has no cards in hand, sacrifice Air of Fear.
Next: Winterhaven
Legendary Snow Land
As long as ~ is untapped, Snow-permanents you control have Shroud.
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool. ~ deals 1 damage to you if you didn't use that mana for snow spells.
Snowball Fight
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Put a Legendary 3/3 Black Demon token named Madness into play. It has flying, deathtouch and madness 10BB.
The madness cost is only there coz Wizards insists that if a creature has the keyword in its name it must have it as well.
Next: Mark Rosewater
I fully expect a UBER planeswalker.
Enchantment
Whenever a spell or ability would change a land's types, it doesn't instead.
Next: El Nino (you know, the climate phenomanon thingy)
Atrius' Posts 1W
Instant
You win target thread. If you aren't Atrius, Atrius wins that thread instead.
"Wait, can you actually win a thread?" - Atrius.
Legendary Artifact
Prevent all damage that would be dealt.
1: Gain control of The Little Boy. Any play may play this ability.
1, Sacrifice The Little Boy: You lose 8 life.
"The tiny corpse, bronzed and enshrined, inspired ages of peace, and woe to them that would break it's innocence."
-Pilosis, Head Magister
Next: Glen Elandra
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Legendary Land
You may only put Glen Elandra into play during an opponent's main phase.
Return a Faerie you control to its owner's hand, T: Add X to your mana, where X is the returned creature's converted mana cost.
Next: Santa Claus
Atrius' Posts 1W
Instant
You win target thread. If you aren't Atrius, Atrius wins that thread instead.
"Wait, can you actually win a thread?" - Atrius.
Legendary Creature - Human
Defender
When Santa Claus comes into play, if you played it from your hand, other creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
"Ho Ho Ho."
3/3
Next: u h4v b33n pwn3d. pWN3D!!!!!!!!
(abbreviated title)
pWN3D WUBRG
Tribal Sorcery- Geek
You win the game. You are forever banned from sanctioned play.
You can only play this if you are fluent in L33t.
Humiliate
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Destroy all creatures who have been dealt damage this turn.
Next: Purple Haze
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes blocked by a creature, enchanted creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
When Purple Haze is put into a graveyard from play, return it to its owner's hand.
Next: Undying Misery
Sorcery (R)
Undying Misery is black.
All creatures get -2/-2. Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. Remove Undying Misery from the game with two time counters on it.
Suspend 2 - BB
Pay 3 life: Add a time counter to Undying Misery. Any player may pay this ability.
"The passing of time may wither us all. But you shall now pass with it." - Volrath
Next: Quicksilver Ophidian
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Alters for sale
Artifact- Equipment
Equipped creature's power is 0.
Equip 0
Next:
Solve//Coagula
There is an imposter among us...
Instant
Target creature you control gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn. Creatures of that color gain protection from your creature.
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Hate :xmana::ymana::symb:
Instant
Target creature gets +X/-Y until end of turn. Y can't be less than 2.
Next: Dr. Rockso, The Rock and Roll Clown
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Nathan Explosion :6mana::symb:
Legendary Creature- Human Beast
:1mana::symb::symb:: Destroy target creature.
:3mana::symb::symb:: Gain control of target creature.
6/5
Wow...That's brutal...
Next: Skwisgar Skwigelf
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Legendary Creature- Human Bassist
:1mana::symb:: ~ deals 1 damage to target Human creature.
2/4
Notice he's angry and I'm not. That's called being a D*ck.
Next: Toki Wartooth (Oh, Wowee!)
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Legendary Creature- Human Drummer
Protection from Drugs
If you control creatures named, Nathan Explosion, Skwisgar Sgwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles, they each get +5/+5.
3/3
Skwisgar, your tuning it the wrong way! Hey...lemme in there! Let me get in there!
Next: Crybaby Monkey
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"