Jaeger Ojanen 5GW
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
First strike, forestwalk, vigilance.
5/5 After falling out with the Robaran Mercenaries, the son of Jedit decided to return to his roots and rejoin the Cat Warriors, eventually becoming their leader and protecting their forest from all threats.
Next: Crimson Armour
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Crimson Armor (1)(R)
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creaturegets +2/+0.
(R): Attach Crimson Armor to target creature you control.
Next card: Robaran Mercenary
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Quotes:
Wary must be he who steps yet closer To this treasury filled with things of fame Enter here and steal just one, And Cursed will be all of your name!
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YOU HEAR THAT, GUFF! THAT WAS THE FOURTH WALL YOU BROKE!THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT WALL OF THEM ALL!
Robaran MercenaryBB
Creature - Mercenary
Lose 3 Life: Gain control of this creature and put a +1/+1 counter on it. Any player may play this ability
1/1 "The mercenary offered its services in exchange of blood instead of gold."
Next: Jugan's Chosen
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Jugan's Chosen 1G
Creature - Human Monk
Sacrifice ~: Search your library for a card named Jugan, the Rising Star, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
1/2
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Whispering Wind 3U
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a permanent he or she controls to his or her hand, then draws a card.
Lightfane Regiment :xmana::symw:
Creature - Soldier
X is the number of permanets you control.
When Lightfane Regiment comes into play put X 2/2 white Soldier tokens into play.
2/2
Last Man Standing 2RR
Instant
Play this spell only before your combat phase.
All creatures you control must attack if able and all creatures target opponent controls must block if able. Remove from the game all creatures that did not attack, block or were not blocked
If more than one creature is in play after combat untap those creatures, there is an additional combat step and copy this spell "There can be only one"
Next: Hidetsugu's Apprentice
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Last Man Standing :8mana::symbw: [EDIT: NICE!!!]
Sorcery
Players sacrifice all creatures, except for target creature. And when the dust cleared, The Benalish Hero went to town.
EDIT: took forever seaching for a way to do the
for black and white.
Hidetsugu's Apprentice :2mana::symr:
Creature -- Orge Wizard
When ~ comes into play deal damage to each creature equal to half that creature's toughness, rounded down.
2/2
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Hell's Renovator3BB
Creature - Horror
:symtap:, Remove a creature card in your graveyard from the game: Search your library for a creature card and put it into your graveyard.
3/3
Next: Abandoned Pyramids
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
When you play a white spell, sacrifice Abandoned Pyramids.
When you control another land, sacrifice Abandoned Pyramids.
:symtap:: add :symw::symw: to your mana pool.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Blaring Strobes :2mana::symr:
Enchantment
:symr:,:symtap:: Deal 1 damage to target creature.
:symr::symr:: Deal 1 damage to target creature.
:symr::symr::symr:: Deal 2 damage to target creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your opponent controls no creatures, pay :2mana::symr: or sacrifice Blaring Strobes.
Sneezing Fit :1mana::symw::symb:
Instant
Tap target creature. Increment: :1mana::symwb: (You may pay the Increment cost as many times as you wish. For each time to paid the Increment cost, put a copy of ~ on the stack.)
w/b = salt & pepper.
Atomic Wedgie
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Atomic Wedgie :xmana::symr:
Sorcery
Deal X damage to target player. Then reveal the top card of your library, if that card is Atomic Wedgie deal an additional X damage to all creatures that player controls. This card is the pants.
Super AdhesiveWWW
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted Creature can't untap, attack, block, use activated abilities, and any equipment attached to it can't be removed "Myphf, mor roturl ruortlwe tyorowr!?"
Twilight Dragon :3mana::symbw::symbw:
Creature -- Dragon
Flying
Gets -4/-4 during the attack phase. Somewhere between night and day, good and evil, lies the Twilight.
8/8
Instant
Counter target spell unless it controller pays 2.
Next: Desert Sand Wurm
Artifact
(2), (T), Return two lands you control to their owner's hand: Change the target of target spell with a single target.
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Jaeger Ojanen
To this treasury filled with things of fame
Enter here and steal just one,
And Cursed will be all of your name!
Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
First strike, forestwalk, vigilance.
5/5
After falling out with the Robaran Mercenaries, the son of Jedit decided to return to his roots and rejoin the Cat Warriors, eventually becoming their leader and protecting their forest from all threats.
Next: Crimson Armour
Crimson Armor (1)(R)
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creaturegets +2/+0.
(R): Attach Crimson Armor to target creature you control.
Next card: Robaran Mercenary
To this treasury filled with things of fame
Enter here and steal just one,
And Cursed will be all of your name!
Creature - Mercenary
Lose 3 Life: Gain control of this creature and put a +1/+1 counter on it. Any player may play this ability
1/1
"The mercenary offered its services in exchange of blood instead of gold."
Next: Jugan's Chosen
Creature - Human Monk
Sacrifice ~: Search your library for a card named Jugan, the Rising Star, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
1/2
Next: Desert Mirage
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Creature - Illusion
~ is unblockable.
3/3
Next: Town Snitch
Creature - Human
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent reveals a card at random from their hand.
0/1
Next: Whispering Wind
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a permanent he or she controls to his or her hand, then draws a card.
Next: Lightfane Regiment
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Soldier
X is the number of permanets you control.
When Lightfane Regiment comes into play put X 2/2 white Soldier tokens into play.
2/2
Refer Madness
Instant
Target creature gets +3/+0 and attacks this turn if able.
Next: Last Man Standing
Instant
Play this spell only before your combat phase.
All creatures you control must attack if able and all creatures target opponent controls must block if able. Remove from the game all creatures that did not attack, block or were not blocked
If more than one creature is in play after combat untap those creatures, there is an additional combat step and copy this spell
"There can be only one"
Next: Hidetsugu's Apprentice
Sorcery
Players sacrifice all creatures, except for target creature.
And when the dust cleared, The Benalish Hero went to town.
EDIT: took forever seaching for a way to do the
for black and white.
Hidetsugu's Apprentice :2mana::symr:
Creature -- Orge Wizard
When ~ comes into play deal damage to each creature equal to half that creature's toughness, rounded down.
2/2
Half of Everything
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices half of the number of each different type of permanent. If that number is odd, sacrifice an additional permanent of that type.
Next: Scarred Lion
Creature - Fraidy Cat
Whenever a player attacks return Scarred Lion to its owners hand.
A rare sight indeed.
5/4
Hell's Renovator
Creature - Horror
:symtap:, Remove a creature card in your graveyard from the game: Search your library for a creature card and put it into your graveyard.
3/3
Next: Abandoned Pyramids
Legendary Land
When you play a white spell, sacrifice Abandoned Pyramids.
When you control another land, sacrifice Abandoned Pyramids.
:symtap:: add :symw::symw: to your mana pool.
EDIT: Blaring Strobes
Enchantment
:symr:,:symtap:: Deal 1 damage to target creature.
:symr::symr:: Deal 1 damage to target creature.
:symr::symr::symr:: Deal 2 damage to target creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your opponent controls no creatures, pay :2mana::symr: or sacrifice Blaring Strobes.
Sneezing Fit
Instant
Tap target creature.
Increment: :1mana::symwb: (You may pay the Increment cost as many times as you wish. For each time to paid the Increment cost, put a copy of ~ on the stack.)
w/b = salt & pepper.
Atomic Wedgie
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Deal X damage to target player. Then reveal the top card of your library, if that card is Atomic Wedgie deal an additional X damage to all creatures that player controls.
This card is the pants.
Ice Giant
Creature- Giant
Echo, Fading 10
Whenever Ice Giant is dealt damage, remove a Fading counter from it.
8/8
Next:
Cheese Pizza
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
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Artifact
Sacrifice ~: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature
Dredge 2
"HOT! HOT! HOT! BURNING THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"
Next: Super Adhesive
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted Creature can't untap, attack, block, use activated abilities, and any equipment attached to it can't be removed
"Myphf, mor roturl ruortlwe tyorowr!?"
Next: Perpetual Motion
Instant
Untap target permanent.
Storm
Next Card: Twilight Dragon
Record: 3-2
Simpsons Mafia (Newbie) - Vanilla Mafia - Win
The Fiasco Corporation - Town Reporter - Loss
Doomsday Mafia - Mafia Roleblocker - Win
Battle Royale Mafia - Serial Daykiller - Loss
Danger City Mafia - Vanilla Town - Win
Creature -- Dragon
Flying
Gets -4/-4 during the attack phase.
Somewhere between night and day, good and evil, lies the Twilight.
8/8
Flame Tsunami