Rana, Suq'Ata Market Fool3RR
Legendary Creature – Human 1RR, t: Remove the top card of your library and place in front of you face down. Target opponent must guess what card type is face down. If the opponent’s guess is incorrect, ~ deal 2 damage to that player. If the opponent’s guess is correct, deal 2 damage to ~.
3/3
"Truly, this will be my greatest feat!" -Strong Bad
Shushanik Kurghinian :2mana::symw::symg:
Creature - Human Poet
Put a -1/-1 counter on ~: Regenerate target creature with power less than ~'s power.
4/4
Next: Burning Aether
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In the stark light of insanity, all things are shown in perfect clarity.
Burning Æther 1RR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant zone
Whenever a creature card is put into the enchanted zone from play, Burning Æther deals 1 damage to that card's owner.
Linda, Empress of All Vice6B
Legendary Creature- Sin Incarnation
Tap two non-black creatures you control: put a 3/3 black horror token into play. Creatures tapped this way become black. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Other black creatures get +1/+1.
2/5
The Unforgiven 1BB
Creature - Human Horror
Fear, poisonous 3
Sacrifice a permanent: Remove a poison counter from yourself. Any player may play this ability if The Unforgiven is in play or in your graveyard.
1/2
Juggernaut Factory
Land - Factory X,:symtap:: Put into play an X/3 colorless artifact creature named "Juggernaut" that must attack each turn and cannot be blocked by walls.
Use only colorless mana to activate this ability, X cannot be 0. "A long lost factory of Mishra, dedicated to the creation of monstrous artifacts"
Next: Eradicate the Shadows
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Vicious Mob2WB
Creature - Human Berserkers
Haste
When ~ is blocked, it gains trample until end of turn.
~ power and toughness is are each equal to 2 plus the number of creature cards in each graveyard.
2+*/2+*
Next:
Rip to Shreds
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Angelic Shapeshifter1WWU
Tribal Enchantment - Angel
Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from play, you may have Angelic Shapeshifter become a copy of that creature, except that it's white and an Angel in addition to its colors and types and it has Flying. If you do, it gains this ability.
Next: Golf
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Drunken Stupor1R
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Instead of its controller choosing, he or she flips a coin to choose whether enchanted creature attacks or blocks.
If enchanted creature blocks, instead of its controller choosing which creatures it blocks, it blocks a creature chosen at random from among the creatures it can block.
Next: Cantankerous Codger
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Drunken Stupor2RR
Enchantment
Creatures can attack their controllers.
Creatures cannot block.
If a creature would attack, choose a player at random. That creature attacks that player.
Next: Slinking Ignus
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This space dedicated to Duane Allman. Wail on Skydog!
Slinking Ignus 2BB
Creature - Horror
When ~ comes into play, each player loses 2 life.
When ~ attacks, each player loses 2 life.
When ~ blocks, each player loses 2 life.
When ~ goes to the graveyard from play, each player loses 2 life.
5/5 Death always follows where ever it goes!
Next:
Amazon Foliage Giant
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Scorchspore Fungus :1mana::symg::symr:
Creature- Fungus 0/2
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Spore counter on ~.
Remove three Spore counters: ~ deals 4 damage to target creature, and 1 damage to you.
"Ever inhaled a flame?"
Noxium Thornwhip
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Noxium Thornwhip 2GG
Creature - Plant
Defender
First strike
Deathtouch
Pay 4 life: ~ can't block this turn. Any player may play this ability. G: Regenerate ~.
1/4
Crookbranch Slasher 2RG
Creature - Viashino Warrior
First strike, haste
Whenever ~ becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
4/1
Next: Blastblade Infantry
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Blastblade Infantry1RW
Creature - Human Soldier
Haste
Whenever Blastblade Infantry deals combat damage to a player, put a blast counter on it.
When Blastblade Infantry is put into a graveyard from play, each player sacrifices a land for each blast counter on it.
2/1
Next: Sword of Rebirth
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Legendary Creature – Human
1RR, t: Remove the top card of your library and place in front of you face down. Target opponent must guess what card type is face down. If the opponent’s guess is incorrect, ~ deal 2 damage to that player. If the opponent’s guess is correct, deal 2 damage to ~.
3/3
Next:
Shushanik Kurghinian
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Shushanik Kurghinian :2mana::symw::symg:
Creature - Human Poet
Put a -1/-1 counter on ~: Regenerate target creature with power less than ~'s power.
4/4
Next: Burning Aether
Burning Æther 1RR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant zone
Whenever a creature card is put into the enchanted zone from play, Burning Æther deals 1 damage to that card's owner.
Next: Prophet of Intolerance
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Human Cleric
Creatures get +3/+3 as long as they share a creature type.
2/3
Next: Ancestor's Intervention
Instant
Split second.
Counter target spell.
Next: Linda, Empress of All Vice
Legendary Creature- Sin Incarnation
Tap two non-black creatures you control: put a 3/3 black horror token into play. Creatures tapped this way become black. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Other black creatures get +1/+1.
2/5
next: Sacred Ooze
Creature - Ooze
Whenever you or another creature you control is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on ~.
1/1
Next: The Unforgiven
Creature - Human Horror
Fear, poisonous 3
Sacrifice a permanent: Remove a poison counter from yourself. Any player may play this ability if The Unforgiven is in play or in your graveyard.
1/2
Next: Juggernaut Factory
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Land - Factory
X,:symtap:: Put into play an X/3 colorless artifact creature named "Juggernaut" that must attack each turn and cannot be blocked by walls.
Use only colorless mana to activate this ability, X cannot be 0.
"A long lost factory of Mishra, dedicated to the creation of monstrous artifacts"
Next: Eradicate the Shadows
Sorcery
Destroy all black creatures you don't control.
Next: Destructive Punch
Instant
~ deals 3 damage to target creature. If an artifact creature was damaged this way, destroy it.
Next: Vicious Mob
Creature - Human Berserkers
Haste
When ~ is blocked, it gains trample until end of turn.
~ power and toughness is are each equal to 2 plus the number of creature cards in each graveyard.
2+*/2+*
Next:
Rip to Shreds
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Destroy target permanent. Draw a card.
Next: Stymie
Instant
Choose one – Target opponent skips their next untap step; or Target opponent skips their next combat step.
Next:
Angelic Shapeshifter
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Tribal Enchantment - Angel
Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from play, you may have Angelic Shapeshifter become a copy of that creature, except that it's white and an Angel in addition to its colors and types and it has Flying. If you do, it gains this ability.
Next: Golf
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Golf R
Instant
As an additional cost, tap an untapped creature you control.
~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
"Way off course."
Next: Drunken Stupor
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Instead of its controller choosing, he or she flips a coin to choose whether enchanted creature attacks or blocks.
If enchanted creature blocks, instead of its controller choosing which creatures it blocks, it blocks a creature chosen at random from among the creatures it can block.
Next: Cantankerous Codger
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Enchantment
Creatures can attack their controllers.
Creatures cannot block.
If a creature would attack, choose a player at random. That creature attacks that player.
Next: Slinking Ignus
Creature - Horror
When ~ comes into play, each player loses 2 life.
When ~ attacks, each player loses 2 life.
When ~ blocks, each player loses 2 life.
When ~ goes to the graveyard from play, each player loses 2 life.
5/5
Death always follows where ever it goes!
Next:
Amazon Foliage Giant
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Giant
Trample
~ gets +1/+1 for each untapped Forest you control.
2/2
Next: Tragic Disaster
Enchantment
All creatures get -4/-4.
Helbent - All creatures get -7/-7 instead.
Next: Scorchspore Fungus
Creature- Fungus 0/2
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Spore counter on ~.
Remove three Spore counters: ~ deals 4 damage to target creature, and 1 damage to you.
"Ever inhaled a flame?"
Noxium Thornwhip
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Plant
Defender
First strike
Deathtouch
Pay 4 life: ~ can't block this turn. Any player may play this ability.
G: Regenerate ~.
1/4
Next: Crookbranch Slasher
Creature - Viashino Warrior
First strike, haste
Whenever ~ becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
4/1
Next: Blastblade Infantry
Creature - Human Soldier
Haste
Whenever Blastblade Infantry deals combat damage to a player, put a blast counter on it.
When Blastblade Infantry is put into a graveyard from play, each player sacrifices a land for each blast counter on it.
2/1
Next: Sword of Rebirth
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx: