Y2K Bug - 2000
Creature - Insect
Players can't do anything. (Players may not play land, play spells, play abilities, draw cards, discard cards and skip all phases except for combat.)
Whenever a creature you control attacks, sacrifice ~.
When ~ goes to a graveyard, each player loses 7 life for each computer within sight of all players. I'll be the Queen of Pen and Paper when all the computers die! ~My Mom
1/1
Next: Instinctive Fuel
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Draft my cube!!
(450 unpowered, MMA-style archetypes in each color pair)
Instinctive Fuel2RG
Instant
Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. X is equal to it’s CMC. Sometimes you need yourself to kick in order for you to get back on track!
Next:
Mystic Oaf
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Mystic Oaf1UR
Creature - Ogre Mystic
When ~ comes into play, search your library for three cards and remove them from the game. Then shuffle your library.
3/3
Next: Mystic Allergy
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Carnivorous Plant2RG
Creature - Plant
Defender
Whenever ~ blocks a creature with toughness equal to or less than ~'s power, destroy that creature R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
0/7
Next: Paradigm Nexus
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Paradigm Nexus 3U
Enchantment
Players can't play spells named Paradigm Nexus.
When Paradigm Nexus comes into play, seperate your library into three piles. Remove two of those piles from the game, then put the third pile on top of your library, then shuffle your library. 3U: Remove your library from the game. Put target pile that's removed from the game by Paradigm Nexus on top of your library. All thoughts begin at the center of the mind, diverge wildly, then overlap here.
Roorbuk's Razor
Artifact
When a creature comes into play, if it doesnt have a come into play ability, it deals 2 damage to its controller.
When there are no creatures in play, sacrifice Roorbuk's Razor.
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Thundersnap Python1RG
Creature - Snake
Haste
Sacrifice Thundersnap Python: Thundersnap Python deals 4 damage to target creature with flying.
3/1
Next: Icy Throne
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Sea of Madness
Legendary Land
If you control no Islands, sacrifice ~. BBB,T: Destroy target nonblack creature, ~ deals 3 damage to you. RR,T: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature or player and 3 damage to you.
If ~ would be put into a graveyard from play, you may pay 3 life, if you do, instead return it into play under your control. "Nobody knows what its next drop will do with you. Will it burn, dehydrate or poison you..."
Inner Armor2G
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage, draw a card.
Enchanted creature is an Insect in addition to its types and has "Discard a card: Regenerate this creature."
Next: Elevate
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Elevate 1U
Enchantment--Aura
Enchanted creature has flying, can't block creatures without flying, and can't deal combat damage to players. Help! I've risen and I can't get down!
Twisted Reality3U
Enchantment 0: Target creature becomes the color of your choice and the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
Next: Leviathan Hatchling
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Leviathan Hatchling 1U
Creature - Leviathan
Islandwalk
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on Leviathan Hatchling for each Island in play.
Remove twelve growth counters from Leviathan Hatchling: Flip Leviathan Hatchling. Born in a puddle...
1/1
/// Ooronok of the Deep
Legendary Creature - Leviathan
Islandwalk, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, pay UU or sacrifice Ooronok of the Deep. ..To rule an ocean!
5/8
Mongoose Den :3mana::symg::symg:
Enchantment
:symg::symg:, sacrifice a land:: Put a 2/2 green Mongoose creature token with Shroud into play.
Threshold- All Mongeese get +1/+1.
Valkyrie Spirit
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Valkyrie Spirit 3WR
Creature - Spirit Warrior
Flying WR: Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. Destroy that creature at end of turn. It cannot regenerate.
3/3
Next:
Seed of Knowledge
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Life DeniedUB
Instant
Counter target creature spell. That spell's controller discards a card.
Next: Ghoulish Ferocity
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Ghoulish Ferocity BBBR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature is an Abomination and has Fear.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a creature.
Deadly Gluttony :symb::symb:
Enchant Creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than enchanted creature and put a +1/+1 counter on ~. If you can't, remove enchanted creature from the game and you lose X life, where X is half the number of +1/+1 counters on ~.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
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Y2K Bug - 2000
Creature - Insect
Players can't do anything. (Players may not play land, play spells, play abilities, draw cards, discard cards and skip all phases except for combat.)
Whenever a creature you control attacks, sacrifice ~.
When ~ goes to a graveyard, each player loses 7 life for each computer within sight of all players.
I'll be the Queen of Pen and Paper when all the computers die! ~My Mom
1/1
Next: Instinctive Fuel
(450 unpowered, MMA-style archetypes in each color pair)
Commander:
Far too many to count...
Instant
Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. X is equal to it’s CMC.
Sometimes you need yourself to kick in order for you to get back on track!
Next:
Mystic Oaf
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Ogre Mystic
When ~ comes into play, search your library for three cards and remove them from the game. Then shuffle your library.
3/3
Next: Mystic Allergy
Looks like Accelerated Mutation but not really is:)
Mystc Allergy BB
Enchantment
~ is colorless.
Creatures with protection lose all abilities.
Next: Predatory Plant
Creature - Plant
Defender
Whenever ~ blocks a creature with toughness equal to or less than ~'s power, destroy that creature
R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
0/7
Next: Paradigm Nexus
Enchantment
Players can't play spells named Paradigm Nexus.
When Paradigm Nexus comes into play, seperate your library into three piles. Remove two of those piles from the game, then put the third pile on top of your library, then shuffle your library.
3U: Remove your library from the game. Put target pile that's removed from the game by Paradigm Nexus on top of your library.
All thoughts begin at the center of the mind, diverge wildly, then overlap here.
Next: Roorbuk's Razor
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Artifact
When a creature comes into play, if it doesnt have a come into play ability, it deals 2 damage to its controller.
When there are no creatures in play, sacrifice Roorbuk's Razor.
Next: Thundersnap Python
Creature - Snake
Haste
Sacrifice Thundersnap Python: Thundersnap Python deals 4 damage to target creature with flying.
3/1
Next: Icy Throne
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Artifact
2,t: Tap target creature. That creature does not untap during it's next untap step.
Next:
Midnight Golem
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact Creature - Golem
Fear
~ gets +1/+1 for each black creature you control.
2/2
Next: Sea of Madness
Legendary Land
If you control no Islands, sacrifice ~.
BBB,T: Destroy target nonblack creature, ~ deals 3 damage to you.
RR,T: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature or player and 3 damage to you.
If ~ would be put into a graveyard from play, you may pay 3 life, if you do, instead return it into play under your control.
"Nobody knows what its next drop will do with you. Will it burn, dehydrate or poison you..."
Next: Inner Armor
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage, draw a card.
Enchanted creature is an Insect in addition to its types and has "Discard a card: Regenerate this creature."
Next: Elevate
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
1U
Enchantment--Aura
Enchanted creature has flying, can't block creatures without flying, and can't deal combat damage to players.
Help! I've risen and I can't get down!
Next: Alleviate
Make a card called Long For This World.
Instant
Split Second
Prevent all damage done to you this turn. No spells can be played this turn.
Next:
Gem Clip
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact
0: Sacrifice ~.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from play, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Next: Twisted Reality
Enchantment
0: Target creature becomes the color of your choice and the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
Next: Leviathan Hatchling
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Creature - Leviathan
Islandwalk
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a growth counter on Leviathan Hatchling for each Island in play.
Remove twelve growth counters from Leviathan Hatchling: Flip Leviathan Hatchling.
Born in a puddle...
1/1
///
Ooronok of the Deep
Legendary Creature - Leviathan
Islandwalk, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, pay UU or sacrifice Ooronok of the Deep.
..To rule an ocean!
5/8
Next: Mongoose Den
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment
:symg::symg:, sacrifice a land:: Put a 2/2 green Mongoose creature token with Shroud into play.
Threshold- All Mongeese get +1/+1.
Valkyrie Spirit
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Spirit Warrior
Flying
WR: Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. Destroy that creature at end of turn. It cannot regenerate.
3/3
Next:
Seed of Knowledge
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Put three 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens into play. Then draw a card for each creature token you control.
Next: Dark Oceans
Enchantment
All Islands are Swamps instead.
Cumulative upkeep - B
Next: Crooksting Mosquitos
Creature - Insect
Flying, poisonous 1.
1/1
Next: Life Denied
Instant
Counter target creature spell. That spell's controller discards a card.
Next: Ghoulish Ferocity
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature is an Abomination and has Fear.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a creature.
Next: Deadly Gluttony
Enchant Creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than enchanted creature and put a +1/+1 counter on ~. If you can't, remove enchanted creature from the game and you lose X life, where X is half the number of +1/+1 counters on ~.
Pellucidar
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.