Rewind UUU Sorcery Return two target creatures to owner’s hand. Flashback - UUU //// Fast Forward RR Instant Target creature gets +1/+1 and haste until end of turn. Flashback - RR
Next:
Bullet Seed
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Azorius Censor :2mana::symwu:
Creature - Vedalken Advisor
Defender
As Azorius Censor comes into play, each player names a card. The named cards can't be played.
1/4
Next: Communist Zombie
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Communist Zombie2BW Creature – Zombie Bureaucrat 1BW, t: Target creature with power 3 or greater does not deal combat damage this turn. 1BW, t: Target creature cannot attack or block. 1/4
Next:
Rock Cracking
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Put AwayG
Instant
Put target artifact on the bottom of its owner's library.
Next: Piranha Trainer
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Piranha Trainer1UU
Creature - Merfolk Spellshaper U,Discard a card,:symtap:: Put two 1/1 blue fish token with Islandwalk name Pirahna into play.
2/2 "Some schools are harder to train than others"
Next: Detailed Report
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Detailed Report U
Enchantment--Aura
Enchant creature or you
When Detailed Report comes into play, name a card. Enchanted creature or player has protection from the named card. According to The Rise and Fall of Salön, the reason for Salön's defeat was that his opponent had a copy of that book.
Toxic ShockBR
Instant
Toxic Shock deals 2 damage to target creature or player. That player or that creature's controller gets a poison counter.
Next: Lava Troll
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Lava Troll :symr::symr:
Creature- Troll 4/4
When ~ comes into play, ~ deals 4 damage to you unless you sacrifice two Mountains.
Madness
If you would play ~ via it's Madness cost, instead sacrifice it and it deals 4 damage to target player.
Happy Hour
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Tipler Cylinder4UU
Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, put a time counter on each nonland permanent.
Whenever a permanent with a time counter on it leaves play, its controller may pay X, where X is its converted mana cost. If that player does, return that permanent to play under its owner's control at end of turn.
Next: Chronotwister
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Chronotwister :4mana::symu::symu::symu:
Instant
Remove all permanents from the game with "Suspend 1." Then for each other permanent of the same type that player controls removed this way, put another Time counter on that card.
make sense?
Outlander
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Outlander4UU
Sorcery
Search target player's library for a creature card and put it in play under your control.
That player then shuffles his or her library.
Acid TestBUG
Instant
Destroy target artifact. That artifact's controller may search his or her library for up to two artifacts with the same name as that artifact and put them into play, then shuffle his or her library.
Glass Elemental7
Legendary Creature - Elemental
~ is all colors (Even when it's not in play.)
Flying
When ~ is the target of a spell or effect, sacrifice it and deal X damage to each creature and player. X is equal to ~'s Power.
4/4 You break it , you bought it, with your life.
Next:
Slegab Warrior
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Slegab Warrior2R
Creature - Viashino Barbarian Shaman
Double Strike
Whenever Slegab Warrior deals combat damage, put a blood counter on it.
Sacrifice Slegab Warrior: Add R to your mana pool for each blood counter on it. The Slegab Warriors' cooking is exquisite, as long as you don't ask what's in it.
1/1
Next: Ouphe Chieftain
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Ouphe Chieftain 2GG
Creature - Ouphe Shaman
:1mana:, :symtap:: Put a 1/1 green Ouphe creature token into play.
:4mana:, :symtap:: Put an Ouphe tribal artifact token named Ouphe Idol with "Activated abilities of artifacts can't be played." into play.
Tap six untapped Ouphes you control: Destroy all artifacts.
2/2
(A little liberty with the name, for flavor reasons...)
Stolic, Martinet Advisor 1WR
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Each creature can only be blocked by exactly one creature.
All spells cost 2 more during combat.
2/2
I'll forgive that, because if it were nonlegendary it would work with just the name "Martinet".
Dark Riposte 1B
Instant
Choose one - Target attacking creature gets -X/-X until end of turn; or that creature's controller loses X life. X is equal to the number of attacking creatures. Meet ill will with blood; meet pain with shadow.
Syok the Shattered6
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem Construct
When ~ comes into play, put 4 +1/+1 counters on it.
When ~ is the target of a spell or effect, it gains Modular X. X is equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter: Put a 1/1 colorless Golem creature token into play.
Sacrifice a Golem: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
0/0
Y2K Bug
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
Sig and avatar by the fine people at
[High~Light Studios]
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Self proclaimed (Draconic) Leader of the one-man goblin mob.
Necromancer: Prices are reasonable (Only an arm and a leg, or two.)
Sorcery
Return two target creatures to owner’s hand.
Flashback - UUU
////
Fast Forward RR
Instant
Target creature gets +1/+1 and haste until end of turn.
Flashback - RR
Next:
Bullet Seed
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
~ deals X damage to target creature or player, then put X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens into play.
Next: Azorius Censor
Creature - Vedalken Advisor
Defender
As Azorius Censor comes into play, each player names a card. The named cards can't be played.
1/4
Next: Communist Zombie
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Creature – Zombie Bureaucrat
1BW, t: Target creature with power 3 or greater does not deal combat damage this turn.
1BW, t: Target creature cannot attack or block.
1/4
Next:
Rock Cracking
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Destroy target Mountain
Next: Put Away
Instant
Put target artifact on the bottom of its owner's library.
Next: Piranha Trainer
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Creature - Merfolk Spellshaper
U,Discard a card,:symtap:: Put two 1/1 blue fish token with Islandwalk name Pirahna into play.
2/2
"Some schools are harder to train than others"
Next: Detailed Report
U
Enchantment--Aura
Enchant creature or you
When Detailed Report comes into play, name a card. Enchanted creature or player has protection from the named card.
According to The Rise and Fall of Salön, the reason for Salön's defeat was that his opponent had a copy of that book.
Next: Eternal Ascent
Make a card called Long For This World.
Enchantment
Creatures you control have flying and vigilance
Next: Toxic Shock
Instant
Toxic Shock deals 2 damage to target creature or player. That player or that creature's controller gets a poison counter.
Next: Lava Troll
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Creature- Troll 4/4
When ~ comes into play, ~ deals 4 damage to you unless you sacrifice two Mountains.
Madness
If you would play ~ via it's Madness cost, instead sacrifice it and it deals 4 damage to target player.
Happy Hour
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Each player skips his or her next combat step. Draw a card.
Next: Lazy Bureaucrat
Creature- Human Advisor
T: Tap target creature. Lazy Bureaucrat doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step.
0/2
Next card (look it up on wikipedia):
Tipler Cylinder
There is an imposter among us...
Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, put a time counter on each nonland permanent.
Whenever a permanent with a time counter on it leaves play, its controller may pay X, where X is its converted mana cost. If that player does, return that permanent to play under its owner's control at end of turn.
Next: Chronotwister
Instant
Remove all permanents from the game with "Suspend 1." Then for each other permanent of the same type that player controls removed this way, put another Time counter on that card.
make sense?
Outlander
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Search target player's library for a creature card and put it in play under your control.
That player then shuffles his or her library.
Financial Advisor
Creature-Human Advisor
You may use any color of mana to pay for spells
0/2
Next: Acid Test
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Instant
Destroy target artifact. That artifact's controller may search his or her library for up to two artifacts with the same name as that artifact and put them into play, then shuffle his or her library.
Next: Glass Elemental
Legendary Creature - Elemental
~ is all colors (Even when it's not in play.)
Flying
When ~ is the target of a spell or effect, sacrifice it and deal X damage to each creature and player. X is equal to ~'s Power.
4/4
You break it , you bought it, with your life.
Next:
Slegab Warrior
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Viashino Barbarian Shaman
Double Strike
Whenever Slegab Warrior deals combat damage, put a blood counter on it.
Sacrifice Slegab Warrior: Add R to your mana pool for each blood counter on it.
The Slegab Warriors' cooking is exquisite, as long as you don't ask what's in it.
1/1
Next: Ouphe Chieftain
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Creature - Ouphe Shaman
:1mana:, :symtap:: Put a 1/1 green Ouphe creature token into play.
:4mana:, :symtap:: Put an Ouphe tribal artifact token named Ouphe Idol with "Activated abilities of artifacts can't be played." into play.
Tap six untapped Ouphes you control: Destroy all artifacts.
2/2
Next: Martinet
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Stolic, Martinet Advisor 1WR
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Each creature can only be blocked by exactly one creature.
All spells cost 2 more during combat.
2/2
Next: Dark Riposte
Dark Riposte 1B
Instant
Choose one - Target attacking creature gets -X/-X until end of turn; or that creature's controller loses X life. X is equal to the number of attacking creatures.
Meet ill will with blood; meet pain with shadow.
Next: Syok the Shattered
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem Construct
When ~ comes into play, put 4 +1/+1 counters on it.
When ~ is the target of a spell or effect, it gains Modular X. X is equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter: Put a 1/1 colorless Golem creature token into play.
Sacrifice a Golem: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
0/0
Y2K Bug
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay