Rakdos Mortician 3B
Creature - Zombie Wizard
You may sacrifice a creature any time you could play an instant. Hellbent - 3R, Remove a creature card in a graveyard from the game: Put a 3/1 red and black Graveborn creature token with haste into play.
2/2
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
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Vorosh's Charm 1
Instant
Choose One - Target creature with power 2 or less is unblockable; Search target player's library for a basic land card and place it in their library; Target player loses 2 life.
Next:
Tyzath's Infection
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Anticipate XUU
Instant
Look at the top X card of target player's library. You may place those cards on the bottom or top of their library in any order.
Next:
Xabycz
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Xabycz :symrg::symbg::symwg::symgu:
Legendary Creature- Nephilim 4/4
If you spent only to play ~, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains Trample.
If you didn't spend any to play ~, put two +1/+1 counters on ~ and it gains Protection from Green.
Crankshaft Snag
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Crankshaft Snag 5 Artifact When ~ comes into play, shuffle your library Reveal the top card of your library: If its a creature card, all creatures you control becomes the creature type of the revealed card until end of turn.
Next:
Medallion Of the Ages
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Medallion of the Agesxx
Artifact
Medallion of the Ages comes into play with X age counters on it. t: Move an age counter from Medallion of the Ages onto target creature.
Creatures get +1/+1 for each age counter on them. "It is only the old who truly grown strong" -medallion inscription
Solidify WWBB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block and loses all abilities.
Creature's controller may pay 4 life to return ~ to owner's hand.
Next:
Sear to the Bone
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Central Meaning2UU
Sorcery
Name a card, then reveal the cards in your library. If that card is exactly in the middle of your library, you win the game. Otherwise, shuffle your library and draw a card.
Next: Untalent
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Never ever create a card without taking the extra minute to double check it.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Skillbind
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature's activated abilities can't be played.
Whenever a source you don't control would unattach Skillbind from a creature it enchants, Skillbind deals 1 damage to that source's controller.
Goblin Brain Surgeon
Creature - Goblin Surgeon
Whenever a Goblin you control is dealt damage, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, destroy that Goblin.
2/3
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Mox Opal0
Artifact
Mox Opal comes into play tapped with a charge counter on it. 1, T: add one mana of any color to your mana pool. T, Remove a charge counter from Mox Opal: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. T, Sacrifice Mox Opal: add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Next: Mox Shard
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All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the light that you see. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
But the rainbow is an image of hope for many reasons, as it is a brilliant sight coming out of oftimes dismal weather.
Mox Shard
Artifact
As long as you control four or more copies of ~, ~ has ":symtap:: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
If all copies of ~ you control are tapped for mana in a single turn, sacrifice all copies of ~.
Cloak of Eyes :2mana::symu::symu:
Enchantment
:xmana::symu:, discard a card: Counter target spell with converted mana cost equal to X targetting a creature you control.
"We see everything."
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Medal of Valour
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature and all creatures with the same name as it are legendary.
:symw::symw:: Return ~ from your graveyard to your hand.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Clerk of Courts WU
Creature - Human
When ~ comes into play, shuffle target players library.
During your upkeep, you may shuffle target players library, if you do, sacrifice ~ and draw a card.
2/2
Next
Electric Waterfall
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Electric Waterfall
Land T: add 1 to your mana pool. 2, T: Electric Waterfall deals 1 damage to target creature.
Next: Geomantic Burgeoning
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All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the light that you see. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
But the rainbow is an image of hope for many reasons, as it is a brilliant sight coming out of oftimes dismal weather.
Creature- Squirrel Spirit
Sacrifice Squirrel Spirit: Put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play.
1/1
next; [choose an adjective] Mortician
Type 2
GW Populate
EDH
WB Teysa
WU Isperia
3B
Creature - Zombie Wizard
You may sacrifice a creature any time you could play an instant.
Hellbent - 3R, Remove a creature card in a graveyard from the game: Put a 3/1 red and black Graveborn creature token with haste into play.
2/2
Next: Vorosh's Charm
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Instant
Choose One - Target creature with power 2 or less is unblockable; Search target player's library for a basic land card and place it in their library; Target player loses 2 life.
Next:
Tyzath's Infection
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
When ~ comes into play, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2
Next: Anticipate
Instant
Look at the top X card of target player's library. You may place those cards on the bottom or top of their library in any order.
Next:
Xabycz
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Legendary Creature- Nephilim 4/4
If you spent only to play ~, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains Trample.
If you didn't spend any to play ~, put two +1/+1 counters on ~ and it gains Protection from Green.
Crankshaft Snag
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact
When ~ comes into play, shuffle your library
Reveal the top card of your library: If its a creature card, all creatures you control becomes the creature type of the revealed card until end of turn.
Next:
Medallion Of the Ages
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact
Medallion of the Ages comes into play with X age counters on it.
t: Move an age counter from Medallion of the Ages onto target creature.
Creatures get +1/+1 for each age counter on them.
"It is only the old who truly grown strong" -medallion inscription
nifty interactions with cumulative upkeep
next; Solidify
Type 2
GW Populate
EDH
WB Teysa
WU Isperia
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block and loses all abilities.
Creature's controller may pay 4 life to return ~ to owner's hand.
Next:
Sear to the Bone
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Name a card, then reveal the cards in your library. If that card is exactly in the middle of your library, you win the game. Otherwise, shuffle your library and draw a card.
Next: Untalent
Untalent :2mana::symu:
Instant
Split Second
Target creature loses all activated abilities until end of turn.
Next: Prototype Mox
Artifact
~ comes into play tapped
:symtap:: Add one mana of any colour to your mana pool. Remove ~ from the game.
Next: White Lotus
Artifact
:3mana:: Return ~ from your graveyard to play.
When ~ comes into play, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Next: Skillbind
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Dylan Moran, Black Books
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature's activated abilities can't be played.
Whenever a source you don't control would unattach Skillbind from a creature it enchants, Skillbind deals 1 damage to that source's controller.
Next: Mercurian Devil
Creature- Devil Shapeshifter
First Strike
2UU: ~ becomes a copy of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Next: Goblin Brain Surgeon
Creature - Goblin Surgeon
Whenever a Goblin you control is dealt damage, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, destroy that Goblin.
2/3
Next: Mox Opal
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Artifact
Mox Opal comes into play tapped with a charge counter on it.
1, T: add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
T, Remove a charge counter from Mox Opal: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
T, Sacrifice Mox Opal: add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Next: Mox Shard
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
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Artifact
As long as you control four or more copies of ~, ~ has ":symtap:: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
If all copies of ~ you control are tapped for mana in a single turn, sacrifice all copies of ~.
Cloak of Eyes :2mana::symu::symu:
Enchantment
:xmana::symu:, discard a card: Counter target spell with converted mana cost equal to X targetting a creature you control.
"We see everything."
Timeless Reclusion
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature and all creatures with the same name as it are legendary.
:symw::symw:: Return ~ from your graveyard to your hand.
Next: Counterblast
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Instant
Counter target spell. ~ deals damage to that spell's controller equal to the CMC of the countered spell.
Next: Forgotten Dead
Land
:symtap:: Add B to your mana pool.
:symtap:, Sacrifice ~: Target creature without flying get -1/-2 until end of turn.
Next: Tolarian Think Tank
Legendary Artifact
Skip your next draw phase: Put a counter on ~
2, T, Sacrifice ~: Draw a card for each counter on ~.
Next:
Solarian Wave
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Players lose life equal to the number of nonred permanents they control.
NEXT:
Clerk of Courts
Creature - Human
When ~ comes into play, shuffle target players library.
During your upkeep, you may shuffle target players library, if you do, sacrifice ~ and draw a card.
2/2
Next
Electric Waterfall
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Land
T: add 1 to your mana pool.
2, T: Electric Waterfall deals 1 damage to target creature.
Next: Geomantic Burgeoning
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
Gaymers | Magic Coffeehouse | Little Jar of Mamelon | Natural 20