Banish the LightB
Instant
Destroy target white permanent, or counter target white spell. The absence of any sort of light is the scariest thing in the universe except for those that thrive without it
Scion of Fire :8mana::symr::symr:
Creature- Incarnation 8/8
Haste
Creatures damaged by ~ can't regenerate.
If you have four or more cards named Furnace Denizen in your graveyard, you may remove them from the game. If you do, put ~ into play from your hand.
speaking of which: Furnace Denizen
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Reckless Tutor1BBR
Sorcery
Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Storm
All copies of Reckless Tutor have "You lose 5 life."
Herald of Woe :1mana::symw::symb:
Creature- Cleric 2/2
:symw::symb:, sacrifice ~: Seach your library for a creature card named Avatar of Woe, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Herald of Revolt
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Herald of Revolt1RW
Creature- Cleric RW, sacrifice ~: Seach your library for a creature card named Avatar of Fury, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
2/2
Questionable Actions
Sorcery
When you play Questionable Actions, any player may pay 3 life. If they do, counter Questionable actions.
Untap and take control of target creature. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
You never know what a creature is thinking when it defects, but you always know how it feels when the arrows sink in.
Mmmm... Pictomancy, from the latin Picti meaning painted (according to Dictionary.com)
PictomancyU
Instant
Target permanent becomes the color of your choice. (This effect does not end at the end of the turn.)
Buyback 2 "Even the darkest soul can be painted noble"
Next: Iron Wings
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Iron Wings 1W
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
If enchanted creature has flying, enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Reckless Tutor1BBR
Sorcery
Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Storm
All copies of Reckless Tutor have "You lose 5 life."
next: Currency-Caster
Reckless Tutor can be your death if you opponent casts a brainstorm or two, or three, or four.. :/
Hm-mm. Even if only one copy can be made, you lose 10 life. If two copies are made, you lose 30! Am I right? Fun idea to make storm almost like a disadvantage.
Anywho
Devastating Ordeal3WB
Sorcery
Target player chooses a player.
Reveal your hand. Play all cards that target a player without paying their mana cost. Players that are not the chosen player may not be targeted by these spells.
Rat Race
Enchantment
Whenever a rat comes into play under your control, search your library or graveyard for a card with the same name and put that card into your hand. If you searched your library this way, shuffle it. If you searched your graveyard this way, you lose 1 life.
It takes some pretty despicable practices to keep on top, but the rats are so far down already that they couldn't care less.
Farmer's Market2GG
Enchantment
When Farmer's Market comes into play, search your library for up to four land, enchantment, and/or creature cards and remove them from the game. Then shuffle your library. 3: Choose a card removed from the game with Farmer's Market and put it into play under your control. Any player may play this ability, but only once each turn and only during one of his or her main phases.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the light that you see. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
But the rainbow is an image of hope for many reasons, as it is a brilliant sight coming out of oftimes dismal weather.
Silence Before the Storm2G
Enchantment
Creatures don't untap during their controller's untap step.
Whenever a creature with power 5 or greater comes into play, untap all creatures.
Disciplined Warrior :2mana::symw::symr:
Creature- Soldier 3/3
Vigilance, Haste
At the end of your turn, if ~ didn't attack, tap ~. ~ deals 1 damage to you.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Guardian of Fountains 3UU
Creature - Human Soldier
As long as an Island you control is untapped Guardian of Fountains cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
As long as Guardian of the Fountains is untapped non-creature permanents you control cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
1/3 "Protect the fountain from those who seek oppresion and chaos. Let Order rule and reward us" - Oath of the Guardians of the Fountains
Next: Parody of Life
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"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Parody of Life 4BBB
Creature - Nightmare Elemental B,T:Return target creature in a graveyard to play under its owners control.
6/4 "At first I was happy to see the great creature descend and my loved one rise, but then I looked into her eyes. I saw no soul in them." - Farin, ~
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Farin, ~
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Break, O Earth.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
Farin, the Talonwing :2mana::symw::symw::symw:
Legendary Creature- Griffin 4/3
Flying, First strike
:xmana::xmana::symw::symw:, sacrifice an untapped Plains: All attacking creatures you control get +X/+0 and First strike until end of turn.
"Those who live in her valley use not her feathers as quills on their arrows, but as the arrowhead."
next-
Chime-throat Chimera
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Chime-Throat Chimera 4
Artifact Creature - Chimera (R)
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
Sacrifice ~: Put a +2/+2 counter on target Chimera and that Chimera gains "Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card."
2/2
Although, if it were up to me, I'd Oracle all the Chimeras so that they gave two +1/+1 counters instead.
Home :symu::symw:
Instant
Target creature can't be target of an opponents' spells or ability.
"Safe!"
// Hosed :symr::symb:
Instant
Destroy target creature that was targetted by a spell this turn. It can't regenerate.
"Damn..."
Noxious Psychosis
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Noxious Psychosis 2BB Sorcery Target player take the top 6 cards of thier library and places them on the bottom of their library. Madness BB Flashback - Discard 3 cards
Next:
Limited Nocturnal
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Trap of Gygax 6
Legendary Artifact
~ comes into play tapped.
T, Sacrifice ~: All other players in the current game must generate a d20 system character and participate in a 6-9 month campaign, with you as the game master. All players who do so return to this game with +15,000 experience. All other players lose.
Ok, not really.
Trap of Gygax 5
Artifact
Flash
T, Sacrifice ~: Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. ~ deals damage equal to that card's converted mana cost to target creature. If that creature is put into a graveyard from play this turn, draw a card.
Instant
Destroy target white permanent, or counter target white spell.
The absence of any sort of light is the scariest thing in the universe except for those that thrive without it
Next: Scion of Fire
Thanks to the folks at Aether.
The Devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Creature- Incarnation 8/8
Haste
Creatures damaged by ~ can't regenerate.
If you have four or more cards named Furnace Denizen in your graveyard, you may remove them from the game. If you do, put ~ into play from your hand.
speaking of which:
Furnace Denizen
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Demon
Haste, double strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, ~ deals 4 damage to you. This damage can't be prevented.
4/4
Next: Reckless Tutor
Sorcery
Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Storm
All copies of Reckless Tutor have "You lose 5 life."
next: Currency-Caster
Type 2
GW Populate
EDH
WB Teysa
WU Isperia
Creature- Cleric 2/2
:symw::symb:, sacrifice ~: Seach your library for a creature card named Avatar of Woe, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Herald of Revolt
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature- Cleric
RW, sacrifice ~: Seach your library for a creature card named Avatar of Fury, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
2/2
Next: Questionable Actions
Sorcery
When you play Questionable Actions, any player may pay 3 life. If they do, counter Questionable actions.
Untap and take control of target creature. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
You never know what a creature is thinking when it defects, but you always know how it feels when the arrows sink in.
Next: Pictomancy
Pictomancy U
Instant
Target permanent becomes the color of your choice. (This effect does not end at the end of the turn.)
Buyback 2
"Even the darkest soul can be painted noble"
Next: Iron Wings
1W
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
If enchanted creature has flying, enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
Next: Traumatic Ordeal
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Sorcery
Target player discards three cards, then puts the top three cards of his/her library into his/her graveyard.
Next: Devastating Ordeal
Hm-mm. Even if only one copy can be made, you lose 10 life. If two copies are made, you lose 30! Am I right? Fun idea to make storm almost like a disadvantage.
Anywho
Devastating Ordeal 3WB
Sorcery
Target player chooses a player.
Reveal your hand. Play all cards that target a player without paying their mana cost. Players that are not the chosen player may not be targeted by these spells.
Next: Rat Race
Enchantment
Whenever a rat comes into play under your control, search your library or graveyard for a card with the same name and put that card into your hand. If you searched your library this way, shuffle it. If you searched your graveyard this way, you lose 1 life.
It takes some pretty despicable practices to keep on top, but the rats are so far down already that they couldn't care less.
Next: Farmer's Market
Enchantment
When Farmer's Market comes into play, search your library for up to four land, enchantment, and/or creature cards and remove them from the game. Then shuffle your library.
3: Choose a card removed from the game with Farmer's Market and put it into play under your control. Any player may play this ability, but only once each turn and only during one of his or her main phases.
Next: Joyful Noise
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
Gaymers | Magic Coffeehouse | Little Jar of Mamelon | Natural 20
Instant
Roll a 6-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, return ~this to your hand.
Next: Silence Before The Storm
Enchantment
Creatures don't untap during their controller's untap step.
Whenever a creature with power 5 or greater comes into play, untap all creatures.
green intruder alarm-ish
next; Disciplined Warrior
Type 2
GW Populate
EDH
WB Teysa
WU Isperia
Creature- Soldier 3/3
Vigilance, Haste
At the end of your turn, if ~ didn't attack, tap ~. ~ deals 1 damage to you.
False Bravado
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Human Soldier
As long as an Island you control is untapped Guardian of Fountains cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
As long as Guardian of the Fountains is untapped non-creature permanents you control cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
1/3
"Protect the fountain from those who seek oppresion and chaos. Let Order rule and reward us" - Oath of the Guardians of the Fountains
Next: Parody of Life
Creature - Nightmare Elemental
B,T:Return target creature in a graveyard to play under its owners control.
6/4
"At first I was happy to see the great creature descend and my loved one rise, but then I looked into her eyes. I saw no soul in them." - Farin, ~
-next-
Farin, ~
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
Legendary Creature- Griffin 4/3
Flying, First strike
:xmana::xmana::symw::symw:, sacrifice an untapped Plains: All attacking creatures you control get +X/+0 and First strike until end of turn.
"Those who live in her valley use not her feathers as quills on their arrows, but as the arrowhead."
next-
Chime-throat Chimera
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact Creature - Chimera (R)
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
Sacrifice ~: Put a +2/+2 counter on target Chimera and that Chimera gains "Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card."
2/2
Although, if it were up to me, I'd Oracle all the Chimeras so that they gave two +1/+1 counters instead.
Next: Medic's Orders
Enchantment
2W: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.
Next: Flesh-Eating Mists
Enchantment
Creatures attacking you get -2-2.
Next: Home // Hosed
Instant
Target creature can't be target of an opponents' spells or ability.
"Safe!"
//
Hosed :symr::symb:
Instant
Destroy target creature that was targetted by a spell this turn. It can't regenerate.
"Damn..."
Noxious Psychosis
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Target player take the top 6 cards of thier library and places them on the bottom of their library.
Madness BB
Flashback - Discard 3 cards
Next:
Limited Nocturnal
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Legendary Artifact
~ comes into play tapped.
T, Sacrifice ~: All other players in the current game must generate a d20 system character and participate in a 6-9 month campaign, with you as the game master. All players who do so return to this game with +15,000 experience. All other players lose.
Ok, not really.
Trap of Gygax 5
Artifact
Flash
T, Sacrifice ~: Shuffle your library, then reveal the top card. ~ deals damage equal to that card's converted mana cost to target creature. If that creature is put into a graveyard from play this turn, draw a card.
Next: Trove of Truth