Master of Night's Thunder4RR
Creature - Elemental Shaman
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1+1 counter on ~. Then ~ deals X damage to up to one target creature or player, where X is ~'s power.
2/7
Illuminated NobleWU
Creature - Human Advisor (U)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. You may reveal it. If an enchantment card is revealed this way, draw a card.
2/2
Pull Through 2W
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature gets +0/+4.
When Pull Through enters the battlefield, regenerate enchanted creature.
Next:
Ring of Favor and Protection
Primal Qliphoth
Ladder to Hell
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Ladder to Hell 2(B/R)
Enchantment
Sacrifice a black creature, add RR to your mana pool.
Sacrifice a white creature, add BB to your mana pool.
(there's got to be an apropos ladder quote out there somewhere, ala Little Finger from GoT)
Next:
Questing Demigod
Sadistic Dragon
Remember the Future
Questing Demigod WWBB
Creature - God
Indestructible
You may sacrifice four white or black creatures rather than pay Questing Demigod's mana cost.
4/4
Next:
Havel the Rock
Schrodinger's Revenge
End of the Longest Day
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Wrath of the Ancients3WW
Sorcery
Kicker 5
Destroy all creatures.
Then, if ~ was kicked, put an 8/8 colorless Construct artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
Next:
Truth // Reconciliation
False Alarm
Giant Suplex
Giant Suplex RR
Sorcery
Giant Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature.
If you control a giant, Giant Suplex instead deals 6 damage. "WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHERRRRR!?"
Next:
Schrodinger's Revenge
Kingseeker Frampt
Knight Lautrec of Carim
Private Mod Note
():
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Knight Lautrec of Carim2UW
Legendary Creature - Human Knight (M)
When you cast Knight Lautrec of Carim, put a 2/2 white Horse creature token onto the battlefield.
Knight Lautrec of Carim gets +3/+3 and has hexproof as long as you control a Horse. UW: Return Knight Lautrec of Carim to its owner's hand.
2/2
Royal Rumble1RG
Sorcery
Multikicker - RG
Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. Then repeat this process for each time ~ was kicked.
Next Reject Death
Rite of 1000 Candles
Tangled Thoughts
Look Into My Eyes
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, your opponents choose one player among themselves. You control that player's next turn.
Next:
Hunter's Mark
Dreadbane
Goblin Valet
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Hunter's MarkG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature must be blocked if able. 2: Return ~ to your hand. Do this if ~ is in your graveyard. Once marked, a hunter never loses sight of his prey.
Deafening Sonar U
Enchantment
Opponents cannot scry. 1U: Scry 2. Use this ability only once per turn, and only as a sorcery.
Next:
Dreadbane
Infested Mogg
Cogsprite Wrangler
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Infested MoggBR
Creature - Goblin
When ~ dies choose one -
• Put a 1/1 black insect creature token onto the battlefield.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/2 The Moggs themselves perfer to think of them as pets.
Next Strands of Midnight
Dawnfire
Midday Respite
Duskweave Cloak
Splice and Merge2(G/U)B
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. You may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the power of the creature destroyed this way.
Next: Crystal of Chaos
Wizards' Marketplace
Nevinyrral's Sphere
Rotting Sludge 4BB
Creature - Zombie Ooze
Deathtouch
Whenever a creature damaged in combat by ~ dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
When ~ dies, put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield, tapped, for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
4/4
Next:
Waste Spectre
Faberge Egg
Giant Laughing Head
Waste Spectre 1WW
Creature - Spectre
Protection from Black
Whenever Waste Spectre attacks and is unblocked, you may pay B. If you do, the defending player discards a card.
3/2
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Goblin Intern 1R
Creature - Goblin
When ~ dies return a card from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card at random.
(typical wizard's goblin flavor text)
0/3
Cogsprite Wrangler 2WU
Artifact Creature - Faerie Rogue
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of target artifact until end of turn. Untap that artifact. It gains haste until end of turn.
2/2
Resplendent Spirit 2GWU
Enchantment Creature - Spirit
If a creature you control would add mana to your mana pool, add one additional mana of any color to your mana pool.
3/4
Creature - Elemental Shaman
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1+1 counter on ~. Then ~ deals X damage to up to one target creature or player, where X is ~'s power.
2/7
Next:
Pull Apart
Ethereal Fire
Illuminated Noble
Creature - Human Advisor (U)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. You may reveal it. If an enchantment card is revealed this way, draw a card.
2/2
Next:
Cease // Desist
Labyrinthine Puzzle
Soul Crush
Creature -- Human Shaman
R, t: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of Mountains you control.
2/3
Next:
Crystal Sabre
Hallows of the Deathlords
Dragonfury Shaman
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
When equipped creature is dealt damage, sacrifice ~.
Equip 1
Next:
Sylvan Wisdom
Pull Through
Ratcatcher's Flute
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature gets +0/+4.
When Pull Through enters the battlefield, regenerate enchanted creature.
Next:
Ring of Favor and Protection
Primal Qliphoth
Ladder to Hell
Enchantment
Sacrifice a black creature, add RR to your mana pool.
Sacrifice a white creature, add BB to your mana pool.
(there's got to be an apropos ladder quote out there somewhere, ala Little Finger from GoT)
Next:
Questing Demigod
Sadistic Dragon
Remember the Future
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Creature - God
Indestructible
You may sacrifice four white or black creatures rather than pay Questing Demigod's mana cost.
4/4
Next:
Havel the Rock
Schrodinger's Revenge
End of the Longest Day
Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn's precombat main phase, end the turn.
Next:
Quest for Forbidden Knowledge
Trickster Mentor
Wrath of the Ancients
Sorcery
Kicker 5
Destroy all creatures.
Then, if ~ was kicked, put an 8/8 colorless Construct artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
Next:
Truth // Reconciliation
False Alarm
Giant Suplex
Sorcery
Giant Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature.
If you control a giant, Giant Suplex instead deals 6 damage.
"WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHERRRRR!?"
Next:
Schrodinger's Revenge
Kingseeker Frampt
Knight Lautrec of Carim
Legendary Creature - Human Knight (M)
When you cast Knight Lautrec of Carim, put a 2/2 white Horse creature token onto the battlefield.
Knight Lautrec of Carim gets +3/+3 and has hexproof as long as you control a Horse.
UW: Return Knight Lautrec of Carim to its owner's hand.
2/2
Next:
Fremy Speeddraw
Atomic Bomb
Royal Rumble
Sorcery
Multikicker - RG
Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. Then repeat this process for each time ~ was kicked.
Next
Reject Death
Rite of 1000 Candles
Tangled Thoughts
Sorcery
Add UUU to your mana pool.
Until end of turn, you can't play spells.
Next:
Look Into Eyes
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, your opponents choose one player among themselves. You control that player's next turn.
Next:
Hunter's Mark
Dreadbane
Goblin Valet
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature must be blocked if able.
2: Return ~ to your hand. Do this if ~ is in your graveyard.
Once marked, a hunter never loses sight of his prey.
Next:
Excellent Forgery
Evicting Blow
Deafening Sonar
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment
Opponents cannot scry.
1U: Scry 2. Use this ability only once per turn, and only as a sorcery.
Next:
Dreadbane
Infested Mogg
Cogsprite Wrangler
Creature - Goblin
When ~ dies choose one -
• Put a 1/1 black insect creature token onto the battlefield.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/2
The Moggs themselves perfer to think of them as pets.
Next
Strands of Midnight
Dawnfire
Midday Respite
Duskweave Cloak
Instant
Exile target creature and that creature's owner's graveyard.
Next:
Splice and Merge
Weak and Numb
Tilt
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. You may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the power of the creature destroyed this way.
Next:
Crystal of Chaos
Wizards' Marketplace
Nevinyrral's Sphere
Land
t: Add 1 to your mana pool.
2, t, Tap an untapped Wizard creature you control: Draw a card.
Next:
Cloak of Night
Resplendent Spirit
Rotting Sludge
Creature - Zombie Ooze
Deathtouch
Whenever a creature damaged in combat by ~ dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
When ~ dies, put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield, tapped, for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
4/4
Next:
Waste Spectre
Faberge Egg
Giant Laughing Head
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Creature - Spectre
Protection from Black
Whenever Waste Spectre attacks and is unblocked, you may pay B. If you do, the defending player discards a card.
3/2
Next:
Cogsprite Wrangler
Goblin Intern
Goblin Face-Eater
Creature - Goblin
When ~ dies return a card from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card at random.
(typical wizard's goblin flavor text)
0/3
Cogsprite Wrangler 2WU
Artifact Creature - Faerie Rogue
Flying
When ~ enters the battlefield, gain control of target artifact until end of turn. Untap that artifact. It gains haste until end of turn.
2/2
Goblin Face-Eater BR
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Lifelink
Unleash
1/1
Next:
Faberge Egg
Sinister Laughing Head
Eerie Spell
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."
Creature - Horror
xBB, t: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Tap that creature.
5/4
Next:
Cloak of Night
Resplendent Spirit
Blessing of the Moon
Enchantment Creature - Spirit
If a creature you control would add mana to your mana pool, add one additional mana of any color to your mana pool.
3/4
Next:
Emperor's Blade
Black Mage Mien
Steal Youth
"Personally I love high-riak, low-reqars gambles. Life's best with a decent amount of riak. And f*** reqars."