Twisted Mansion
Land T: Add 1 to your mana pool. 1WB, T: Exile a card from target graveyard.
Next:
Walk the Plank
Arrr!
Chess With Death
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Walk the PlankUB
Sorcery
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Replicate (U/B), tap three untapped Pirates you control.
"How long can you tread water, Noah?"
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sloth BB
Creature - Incarnation
Sloth enters the battlefield tapped.
Sloth can't untap. (Sloth doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. If an effect would cause Sloth to untap, it doesn't untap. If a cost requires Sloth to untap, that cost can't be paid.)
7/7
Whimsy 3UR
Creature - Incarnation
You can't cast spells. 2UR: If you have five or more cards in your hand, reveal your hand, and then copy a random spell revealed this way.
4/3
Indecision 3UBB
Creature - Incarnation
You can't cast spells.
9/8
Next:
Arrr!
Beseech the Reaper
Infected Hoplite
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Beseech the Reaper(2/U)(2/B)(2/R) Sorcery {R}
Search your library for an instant, sorcery, or creature card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
You lose 3 life.
Next: Dolphin Shoals Sherbet Land Donut Plains Bone-Dry Dunes
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Iridium Myr2
Creature - Myr
Protection from red and from green T: Add 1 to your mana pool. 1/1
Ravenwood Alpha4G
Creature - Wolf
Each Wolf you control has deathtouch. 2G: Target creature blocks target wolf you control this turn if able. 4/4
Infested Hoplite1B
Creature - Human Soldier Heroic - Whenever you cast a spell that targets ~, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn. 2/1
Dreamscape U
Enchantment
At the beginning of each upkeep, choose a basic land type. All lands you control become that basic land type until the end of turn.
Next:
Overpowered Mana Artifact
Weather the Assault
Flesh to Glass
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Weather the Assault2WW
Enchantment
At the end of each turn, if a creature attacked you this turn, put a defense counter on ~.
Whenever a creature attacks you, it gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of defense counters on ~.
Flesh to Glass1BB
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller puts a 0/X colorless construct artifact creature token with defender onto the battlefield, where X is the exiled creature's toughness.
Next Pyroconvergence
Nexus of Necromancy
Scalding Blast
Pyroconvergence RR
Enchantment
You can't cast spells other than red sorceries or instants.
Whenever you cast a red sorcery or instant, copy that spell and choose new targets for the copy.
Nexus of Necromancy BB
Enchantment
When Nexus of Necromancy enters the battlefield, you lose the game.
Pay 1 life: Draw a card.
Next:
Telekinetic Storm
Land of Pulse and Haze
Chess with Death
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Chess with Death16 Sorcery {M}
Choose target opponent.
If you and the chosen player each control exactly sixteen creatures, you and that player each designate eight of the creatures you control to be "pawns", two "rooks", two "knights", two "bishops", one "queen", and one "king". When a creature designated "king" dies this way, its controller loses the game.
Draw sixteen cards. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game. (Do this even if you and the chosen player don't control exactly sixteen creatures.)
Next: Bullet in the Brain Economic Surplus Baseball Bat
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[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
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Bullet in the Brain 1B
Instant
Destroy target non-artifact creature.
If that creature was a zombie, draw a card.
Next:
Chaotic Wrath
By Fire, Be Purged!
Obsidian Golem
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By Fire, Be Purged!1RW
Instant
~ deals 3 damage to target creature or player. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost.
Next:
Net of Life
Banish the Unbelievers
Walking City
Net of Life GG
Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent draws a card.
Creatures you control get +3/+3
Next:
Chaos Pulse
Kick Him While He's Down
Mordred's Ruse
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Kick Him While He's Down1BR
Sorcery
Kick Him While He's Down deals X damage to target creature and that creature controller where X is the amount of damage dealt to that creature this turn. Sometimes, unfair advantage is all we need.
next:
Diminishing Pulse
Aura of Happiness
Lactose Intolerance
Diminishing Pulse B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, destroy enchanted creature unless its controller pays 1 life.
Next:
Tripartite Mask
Wanderer's Urumi
Gouge
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Wanderer's Urumi4
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
If the equipped creature is red or white it gets +1/+1 and has double strike instead.
Equip - 2
Next Soul Dynamo
Spite Engine
Cacophonous Cube
Plasma Jet
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One Ton Punch RG
Instant
Target creature gets +4/+4 and damage that creature deals can't be prevented until the end of turn.
Next:
One-Punch Man
Tripartite Visage
Walking Dungeon
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Hopefully the flavor is there with this one, even if it's horrendously complicated.
Walking Dungeon Land {M} T: Add 1 to your mana pool. Imprison - T, Pay 4 for every creature card imprisoned by ~: Exile target creature imprisoned by ~. 4, T: Return target creature card imprisoned by ~ to the battlefield under your control.
Pay 4 for every creature card imprisoned by ~: Until end of turn, ~ becomes an Elemental creature with power and toughness each equal to four times the number of creatures imprisoned by it. It's still a land.
Next: Fluffles, Feline Familiar Fido the Ferocious
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Fluffles, Feline FamiliarWW
Legendary Creature - Cat
Whenever Fluffles attacks, you may choose up to two creatures defending player controls. Those creatures block Fluffles if able this turn.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Fluffles from a creature source. It's so cute that it provides distraction to any opposing force in the whole Dominaria.
2/2
Land
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
1WB, T: Exile a card from target graveyard.
Next:
Walk the Plank
Arrr!
Chess With Death
Sorcery
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Replicate (U/B), tap three untapped Pirates you control.
"How long can you tread water, Noah?"
Whimsy
Sloth
Indecision (think Incarnations)
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Incarnation
Sloth enters the battlefield tapped.
Sloth can't untap. (Sloth doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. If an effect would cause Sloth to untap, it doesn't untap. If a cost requires Sloth to untap, that cost can't be paid.)
7/7
Whimsy 3UR
Creature - Incarnation
You can't cast spells.
2UR: If you have five or more cards in your hand, reveal your hand, and then copy a random spell revealed this way.
4/3
Indecision 3UBB
Creature - Incarnation
You can't cast spells.
9/8
Next:
Arrr!
Beseech the Reaper
Infected Hoplite
Sorcery {R}
Search your library for an instant, sorcery, or creature card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
You lose 3 life.
Next:
Dolphin Shoals
Sherbet Land
Donut Plains
Bone-Dry Dunes
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
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Maximum number of identical cards: 4
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Land
When Donut Plains enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
T: Add W to your mana pool.
Next:
Infested Hoplite
Ravenwood Alpha
Iridium Myr
Creature - Myr
Protection from red and from green
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
1/1
Creature - Wolf
Each Wolf you control has deathtouch.
2G: Target creature blocks target wolf you control this turn if able.
4/4
Creature - Human Soldier
Heroic - Whenever you cast a spell that targets ~, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
2/1
Next:
First Light
Dreamscape
Net of Life
Enchantment
At the beginning of each upkeep, choose a basic land type. All lands you control become that basic land type until the end of turn.
Next:
Overpowered Mana Artifact
Weather the Assault
Flesh to Glass
Enchantment
At the end of each turn, if a creature attacked you this turn, put a defense counter on ~.
Whenever a creature attacks you, it gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of defense counters on ~.
Next:
Flesh to Glass
Glass to Flesh
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller puts a 0/X colorless construct artifact creature token with defender onto the battlefield, where X is the exiled creature's toughness.
Next
Pyroconvergence
Nexus of Necromancy
Scalding Blast
Enchantment
You can't cast spells other than red sorceries or instants.
Whenever you cast a red sorcery or instant, copy that spell and choose new targets for the copy.
Nexus of Necromancy BB
Enchantment
When Nexus of Necromancy enters the battlefield, you lose the game.
Pay 1 life: Draw a card.
Next:
Telekinetic Storm
Land of Pulse and Haze
Chess with Death
Sorcery {M}
Choose target opponent.
If you and the chosen player each control exactly sixteen creatures, you and that player each designate eight of the creatures you control to be "pawns", two "rooks", two "knights", two "bishops", one "queen", and one "king". When a creature designated "king" dies this way, its controller loses the game.
Draw sixteen cards. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game. (Do this even if you and the chosen player don't control exactly sixteen creatures.)
Next:
Bullet in the Brain
Economic Surplus
Baseball Bat
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
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Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Instant
Destroy target non-artifact creature.
If that creature was a zombie, draw a card.
Next:
Chaotic Wrath
By Fire, Be Purged!
Obsidian Golem
Instant
~ deals 3 damage to target creature or player. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead. You gain life equal to its converted mana cost.
Next:
Net of Life
Banish the Unbelievers
Walking City
Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent draws a card.
Creatures you control get +3/+3
Next:
Chaos Pulse
Kick Him While He's Down
Mordred's Ruse
Sorcery
Kick Him While He's Down deals X damage to target creature and that creature controller where X is the amount of damage dealt to that creature this turn.
Sometimes, unfair advantage is all we need.
next:
Diminishing Pulse
Aura of Happiness
Lactose Intolerance
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, destroy enchanted creature unless its controller pays 1 life.
Next:
Tripartite Mask
Wanderer's Urumi
Gouge
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
If the equipped creature is red or white it gets +1/+1 and has double strike instead.
Equip - 2
Next
Soul Dynamo
Spite Engine
Cacophonous Cube
Plasma Jet
Enchantment
Creature spells you cast cost 1 less.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, you lose 2 life.
Next:
Gouge
Tripartite Visage
Greater Ravening Wurm
Instant
Counter target non-red spell. Its controller is dealt damage equal to the spell's converted mana cost.
Next:
Holy Conflagration
Strength Through Purity
One Ton Punch
Instant
Target creature gets +4/+4 and damage that creature deals can't be prevented until the end of turn.
Next:
One-Punch Man
Tripartite Visage
Walking Dungeon
Walking Dungeon
Land {M}
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
Imprison - T, Pay 4 for every creature card imprisoned by ~: Exile target creature imprisoned by ~.
4, T: Return target creature card imprisoned by ~ to the battlefield under your control.
Pay 4 for every creature card imprisoned by ~: Until end of turn, ~ becomes an Elemental creature with power and toughness each equal to four times the number of creatures imprisoned by it. It's still a land.
Next:
Fluffles, Feline Familiar
Fido the Ferocious
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
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Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Legendary Creature - Cat
Whenever Fluffles attacks, you may choose up to two creatures defending player controls. Those creatures block Fluffles if able this turn.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Fluffles from a creature source.
It's so cute that it provides distraction to any opposing force in the whole Dominaria.
2/2
Next:
Don't Do That
Lice Swarm
Relocate
Instant
Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a creature, Don’t Do That deals 2 damage to that creature.
Next:
Time Consuming
Song of Mourning
Relocate
Instant
You gain 1life for each creature in your graveyard. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn.
Next:
Relocate
Traveler's Map
Walking City
Artifact
3,t, Sacrifice Traveler's Map: Search your library for two land cards and put it onto play tapped.
Next:
Relocate
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