Toxic Wish2BG Sorcery {R}
You may choose an enchantment card you own from outside the game, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost. Exile ~.
If an enchantment entered the battlefield under your control this turn, rather than reveal that card and put it into your hand, you may put that card onto the battlefield.* (You still lose life.)
* This is the constellation ability word. I'm a big fan of it, which is why I'm using it liberally right now.
Next: Stellar Guide Silence of the Stars Lunar Shadow Lunar Wisp
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[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Stellar Guide1WG
Creature - Human Druid
When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target enchantment. Gain life equal to its mana cost.
When ~ dies, destroy target enchantment. Gain life equal to its mana cost.
2/2 In life or death, follow your path to greatness.
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Paw Print
Star Point
Lava Bucket
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Paw Print2G
Artifact 2G, Sacrifice Paw Print, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equals to X, where X is sacrificed creature converted mana cost plus one. Put that creature onto the battlefield under your control then shuffle your library. This frequent small prints of paws we find in the deep forest of Dominaria almost always followed by larger and scarier ones.
next: Flight of the Bumblebee
Insure
Deliberate Choking
Deliberate Choking1WB Instant {C, pre-errata}
Target player must discard a card from his or her hand. Ignore this effect if player has no cards in hand. That player loses 1 life. Then you draw a card, and you gain 1 life. As opposed to "accidental choking."
Deliberate Choking1WB Instant {U}
Target player discards a card and loses 1 life. You draw a card and gain 1 life. "You 'accidentally deliberately choked' the poor elf girl to death? Yeah, tell that to the judge." --One of Gideon's lawkeepers
Next: Sonic Thorn Seraphic Thunder Crimson Squall
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[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
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@Thought Criminal: big LoL at both deliberate choking version and their flavor text!!!!!!!
Sonic Thorn1GG
Instant
Regenerate target creature. Until end of turn, whenever that creature is dealt combat damage, it deals that much damage to the damage source. It is just so scary how all those thorns suddenly come out of its carapace, the harder we hit the bigger the spike becomes.
Insure1WU
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Permanent
Whenever Enchant permanent is sent to the graveyard, draw two cards. 4UW: Return ~ to your hand. Do this if ~ is in your graveyard and anytime you could play a sorcery.
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Heart of Blossoms
Disciple of Gems
Seal the Vaults
Disciple of Gems -- 1G
Creature -- Human Druid T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Other creatures you control have "T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
1/1
Next:
Seal the Vaults
Jittery Image
Denial of the Obvious
Mindveil
MindveilUU
Enchantment
Hexproof
When Mindveil enters the battlefield, exile your hand facedown. You may see card exiled face-down this way anytime.
Whenever you draw a card, exile the top card of your library instead.
You may play cards exiled face-down with Mindveil as though they were in your hand. Suddenly his mind is empty and even the scariest method the Cabal Patriarch used can't gain access to it.
ReprintUU
Instant
Copy target token-making ability on the stack. You choose under whose control the copy or copies enter the battlefield under.
Seal the Vaults
Refuse Aid
Ink Blotter
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The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Seal the VaultsUBG
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile all graveyards.
Whenever a card is put into a graveyard, unless it's controller pays **, exile that card.
Whenever ~ leaves the battlefield, each player puts all cards exiled back into thier graveyard, then may pay x. If they do, they shuffle X random cards in their graveyard back into their library.
(** is suppose to be two colorless Phyrexian mana- but the tags don't work.)
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Time-Honored Traditions1(G/W)(G/W)
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you have two or more creature cards in your graveyard that shares a creature type with it put two +1/+1 counters on it. "I am a Knight of the Silent Dawn, as was my father, and was his father, and was his father." - Arctus Gale IV
Next Time Reave
Spacial Implosion
Reality Fracture
How to use card tags (please use them for everybody's sanity)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Swollen Zombie1B
Creature - Zombie
You cannot play ~ if you have no creatures in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile a creature card in your graveyard and put a +1/+1. If you can't, ~ deals two damage plus 1 damage for each +1/+1 counter on it to you.
2/2
Next:
Victorious Helm
Dagger of Affliction
Blades of Slaughter
Blades of Slaughter 2
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever a creature blocks equipped creature, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Equip - Sacrifice a creature
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Taste the Secret
Psychotic Reversal
Goblin Fry-Cook
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Taste the Secret2UB Sorcery {R}
Draw a card and reveal it. Each opponent loses life equal to the converted mana cost of that card. "Here's some food for you. I don't guarantee you'll enjoy it, though."
Next: Bronze Basilisk Silver Lining Gold Finger
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[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
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Spelldozer9UUU
Creature - Leviathan, Spellshaper
Flying, Trample
Whenever a spell becomes countered, put a +1/+1 counter on Spelldozer and it can't be blocked until end of turn.
Discard a card, U1: Counter target spell unless its controller pay 3.
7/7
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Refuse Aid
Monetary Grant
Declare Bankruptcy
Declare BankruptcyWWWBBB Sorcery {M}
Reveal the cards in your library. If your library contains no land cards, you win the game. "A bold move for such a young entrepreneur, I'll give you that."
Next: Miasmic Lumeid Gnome Gnat Interpreter of Maladies (an excellent short story, by the way)
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Corrupted Heartwood
Blessings of Horror
Days Yet to Come
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Corrupted Heartwood -- 3BG
Creature -- Treefolk Horror
Indestructible
Forests you control are 2/5 black and green Treefolk Horror creatures with indestructible that are still lands. T: Add G to your mana pool.
2/5
Genesis Cleanse2GGWW Sorcery {R}
Remove all counters from creatures you control. For each counter removed this way, put a 2/2 white Lumeid enchantment creature token onto the battlefield. Strength manifests itself in many different ways.
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[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
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Blood-Born BeastBRG Creature - Beast {C}
If an opponent hasn't lost life this turn, pay 3 life as an additional cost to cast ~.
Trample "My name is Fido, and I am your pet dog. But if I don't get my food when I want it, I will eat your soul. And it will be yummy.
4/4
Next: Forks and Knives Carrot Cake Cheese Pizza Rotisserie
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Forks and Knives4
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has deathtouch and "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to target creature defending player controls."
Equip 3
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Cryptic Mentor
Deranged Bureaucrat
Absolute Control
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
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Sorcery {R}
You may choose an enchantment card you own from outside the game, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost. Exile ~.
If an enchantment entered the battlefield under your control this turn, rather than reveal that card and put it into your hand, you may put that card onto the battlefield.* (You still lose life.)
Next:
Stellar Guide
Silence of the Stars
Lunar Shadow
Lunar Wisp
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Creature - Human Druid
When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target enchantment. Gain life equal to its mana cost.
When ~ dies, destroy target enchantment. Gain life equal to its mana cost.
2/2
In life or death, follow your path to greatness.
Next:
Paw Print
Star Point
Lava Bucket
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact
2G, Sacrifice Paw Print, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equals to X, where X is sacrificed creature converted mana cost plus one. Put that creature onto the battlefield under your control then shuffle your library.
This frequent small prints of paws we find in the deep forest of Dominaria almost always followed by larger and scarier ones.
next:
Flight of the Bumblebee
Insure
Deliberate Choking
Instant {C, pre-errata}
Target player must discard a card from his or her hand. Ignore this effect if player has no cards in hand. That player loses 1 life. Then you draw a card, and you gain 1 life.
As opposed to "accidental choking."
Deliberate Choking 1WB
Instant {U}
Target player discards a card and loses 1 life. You draw a card and gain 1 life.
"You 'accidentally deliberately choked' the poor elf girl to death? Yeah, tell that to the judge." --One of Gideon's lawkeepers
Next:
Sonic Thorn
Seraphic Thunder
Crimson Squall
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Sonic Thorn1GG
Instant
Regenerate target creature. Until end of turn, whenever that creature is dealt combat damage, it deals that much damage to the damage source.
It is just so scary how all those thorns suddenly come out of its carapace, the harder we hit the bigger the spike becomes.
next:
Jittery Image
Mutant Armoddon
Insure
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Permanent
Whenever Enchant permanent is sent to the graveyard, draw two cards.
4UW: Return ~ to your hand. Do this if ~ is in your graveyard and anytime you could play a sorcery.
Next:
Heart of Blossoms
Disciple of Gems
Seal the Vaults
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature -- Human Druid
T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Other creatures you control have "T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."
1/1
Next:
Seal the Vaults
Jittery Image
Denial of the Obvious
Mindveil
Enchantment
Hexproof
When Mindveil enters the battlefield, exile your hand facedown. You may see card exiled face-down this way anytime.
Whenever you draw a card, exile the top card of your library instead.
You may play cards exiled face-down with Mindveil as though they were in your hand.
Suddenly his mind is empty and even the scariest method the Cabal Patriarch used can't gain access to it.
Next:
Jittery Image
Proof Print
Refuse Aid
Instant
Copy target spell. You may choose a new target for the copy.
Copy and Paste
Next:
Reprint
Correction Fluid
Ink Blotter
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Instant
Copy target token-making ability on the stack. You choose under whose control the copy or copies enter the battlefield under.
Seal the Vaults
Refuse Aid
Ink Blotter
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile all graveyards.
Whenever a card is put into a graveyard, unless it's controller pays **, exile that card.
Whenever ~ leaves the battlefield, each player puts all cards exiled back into thier graveyard, then may pay x. If they do, they shuffle X random cards in their graveyard back into their library.
(** is suppose to be two colorless Phyrexian mana- but the tags don't work.)
Time-Honored Traditions
Ruined Holiday
Frenzied Festivities
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you have two or more creature cards in your graveyard that shares a creature type with it put two +1/+1 counters on it.
"I am a Knight of the Silent Dawn, as was my father, and was his father, and was his father." - Arctus Gale IV
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Time Reave
Spacial Implosion
Reality Fracture
Sorcery {R}
Target player skips his or her next turn, then discards two cards.
Next:
Lunar Fungus
Galvanic Shock
Whistlewind Scarf
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Creature - Zombie
You cannot play ~ if you have no creatures in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile a creature card in your graveyard and put a +1/+1. If you can't, ~ deals two damage plus 1 damage for each +1/+1 counter on it to you.
2/2
Next:
Victorious Helm
Dagger of Affliction
Blades of Slaughter
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever a creature blocks equipped creature, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Equip - Sacrifice a creature
Next:
Taste the Secret
Psychotic Reversal
Goblin Fry-Cook
Sorcery {R}
Draw a card and reveal it. Each opponent loses life equal to the converted mana cost of that card.
"Here's some food for you. I don't guarantee you'll enjoy it, though."
Next:
Bronze Basilisk
Silver Lining
Gold Finger
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Enchantment
Whenever you lose 2 or more life, gain 1 life.
Next:
Blooming Bandits
Razorface
Spelldozer
Creature - Leviathan, Spellshaper
Flying, Trample
Whenever a spell becomes countered, put a +1/+1 counter on Spelldozer and it can't be blocked until end of turn.
Discard a card, U1: Counter target spell unless its controller pay 3.
7/7
next:
Refuse Aid
Monetary Grant
Declare Bankruptcy
Sorcery {M}
Reveal the cards in your library. If your library contains no land cards, you win the game.
"A bold move for such a young entrepreneur, I'll give you that."
Next:
Miasmic Lumeid
Gnome Gnat
Interpreter of Maladies (an excellent short story, by the way)
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Enchantment Creature- Lumeid
Bestow 2BB
Deathtouch
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has Deathtouch.
Pay 2 life: Unattach ~.
1/1
Corrupted Heartwood
Blessings of Horror
Days Yet to Come
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature -- Treefolk Horror
Indestructible
Forests you control are 2/5 black and green Treefolk Horror creatures with indestructible that are still lands.
T: Add G to your mana pool.
2/5
Next:
Death's Edge
Genesis Cleanse
Pancity Tutor
Sorcery {R}
Remove all counters from creatures you control. For each counter removed this way, put a 2/2 white Lumeid enchantment creature token onto the battlefield.
Strength manifests itself in many different ways.
Next:
Riverbed Lumeid
Mistborn Hounds
Llanowar Shelves
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Creature - Elemental Hound
As an additional cost to cast ~ return an island you control to its owner's hand.
3/3
Next
Gravel-Storm
Suppress Thought
Blood-Born Beast
Creature - Beast {C}
If an opponent hasn't lost life this turn, pay 3 life as an additional cost to cast ~.
Trample
"My name is Fido, and I am your pet dog. But if I don't get my food when I want it, I will eat your soul. And it will be yummy.
4/4
Next:
Forks and Knives
Carrot Cake
Cheese Pizza Rotisserie
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has deathtouch and "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to target creature defending player controls."
Equip 3
Next:
Cryptic Mentor
Deranged Bureaucrat
Absolute Control