Abandoned Slaughterhouse
Legendary Land
When ~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater or sacrifice ~.
:symtap:: Add BB to your mana pool. BB, :symtap:, Sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater: Add BBBBB to your mana pool. Return ~ to owner's hand. As we walked around, hands were all over us....so were feet, arms, eyes, and spleens.
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Holiday Present Feast of the Bird Exploding Cornucopia
Private Mod Note
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Exploding Cornucopia 2GG
Enchantment Players can play an additional land during their turns
Whenever a land is tapped for mana, it adds one additional mana of any color it could produce.
Moonstone Golem
Artifact Creature- Golem
Protection from Artifacts and Enchantments.
Cycling
3/4
Rhino Tamer
Jackal-Skull Cameo
Ogre's-Nose Cameo
Private Mod Note
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Rhino Tamer 2GGG
Creature - Human Soldier
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a X/X green Rhino creature token onto the battlefield with trample. X is equal to your devotion to green.
3/2 If you keep this up, I will show you what other tricks he can do.
Next:
Chef Hat Thirsty Sponge Crusty Golem
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Mark of the Wolf GGG
Tribal Enchantment - Wolf Aura
Enchant Creature
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
Enchanted creature becomes a Wolf in addition to its types and gets +1/+1 for each Wolf on the battlefield. Grrrrrrr...I mean Hello!
Next:
Symphony of Blood War Wolf Gravity Twist
Private Mod Note
():
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
War Wolf 1RG
Creature - Wolf Double Strike
Bloodrush — RG, Discard ~: Target attacking creature gets +3/+1 and gains Double Strike until end of turn.
3/1
Crypt Stalker 1:symbu::symbu:
Creature - Shapeshifter (U)
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield you may have Crypt Stalker become a copy of that creature and retain this ability.
1/1 "It searches the graveyard for the better pieces"
Simic Sentinel
Creature- Ooze Mutant
Defender, Hexproof, Evolve
As long as ~ has four or more +1/+1 counters on ~, ~ loses Defender.
0/2
Twice a Day
Phyrexian Dragonaut
Mirran Sapper
New Dawn on the Horizon
Private Mod Note
():
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Mirran Sapper1UU
Creature - Human rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield you tap target artifact or a creature with infect. That permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control ~.
2/2
Lustful Jin-ji
Sorcery
Tap target creature with power 3 or less. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Show no weakness when approaching the Jin-ji.
Snarling Tiger 1RG
Creature - Cat
Haste
When ~ is blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+0 and first strike until end of turn.
1/3 Teeth and tail raised, beware the snarling tiger!
Next:
Whale Armor Goblin Advior Bird's Feast
Private Mod Note
():
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Goblin Advisor1R
Creature - Goblin Advisor t, Discard a card at random: Draw a card.
2/1 "I don't know why we keep asking him. The only answer he keeps giving is 'kill them'."
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Meletis Think Tank
Dimir Charlatan
Consult the Oracle
Private Mod Note
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Meletis Think Tank 5
Artifact
Whenever an opponent discards a card from anywhere, draw a card. 4B, :symtap:: Target opponent discards a card. Hmmmm...should I give you a piece of my mind or you give it to me?
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Consult the Oracle Snapping Lobster Selesnya Paladin
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Consult the OracleU
Sorcery
Scry 1, then draw a card.
Scry 1.
Is this card better than Preordain? Is it too good? I was aiming for something better than Serum Visions but probably not quite as good as Ponder of Preordain.
Conspiracy Draftifact 3
Artifact Creature - Construct
Draft Conspiracy Draftifact face up.
Immediately after the draft, you may notice how freakin' screwed you are, as someone just used Lore Seeker to get a pack of Zendikar with a power nine inside.
2/3
Dimir Charlatan :symub::symub::symub:
Creature - Human Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield, flip two coins. If both are in your favor, target opponent takes the top ten cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd.
If one of them is in your favor, each player takes the top five cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd.
If both are not in your favor, target opponent draws two cards and discards a card. 3UB:Flip two coins. If both are in your favor, target opponent takes the top ten cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd. If one of them is in your favor, each player takes the top five cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd. If both are not in your favor, target opponent draws two cards. Use this ability once per turn.
2/3 Want to play a game?
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Wizard's Warrior Samus's Armor Air Borne Turtle
Private Mod Note
():
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Wizard's Warrior R
Creature - Human Warrior
Spells that target Wizard's Warrior cost 1WU less to cast.
1/1
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Man or Machine
Pestershriek Massa di Requiem Per Shuggay
Private Mod Note
():
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Pestershriek1BB
Creature - Imp
Flying
Whenever ~ or another black creature you control dies target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/1 Annoying to let live, annoying to kill.
Next Quasar Saber
Sudden Betrayal
Mental Splintering
Babbling Bubbler3BB
Creature - Ooze
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, that player discards a card.
4/4 The noise it makes sounds like a voice just clear enough to drive the listener mad wondering what it's saying.
Next:
Satyr Outcast
Raging Dragon
Starlit Spirit
Private Mod Note
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Raging Dragon :2mana::symr::symr::symr:
Creature- Dragon
Flying, haste, ~ must attack each turn, if able.
:symr::symr:: ~ deals 3 damage to target creature, and 1 damage to itself. This damage can't be prevented or redirected.
6/5
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Land
When ~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater or sacrifice ~.
:symtap:: Add BB to your mana pool.
BB, :symtap:, Sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater: Add BBBBB to your mana pool. Return ~ to owner's hand.
As we walked around, hands were all over us....so were feet, arms, eyes, and spleens.
Next:
Holiday Present
Feast of the Bird
Exploding Cornucopia
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment
Players can play an additional land during their turns
Whenever a land is tapped for mana, it adds one additional mana of any color it could produce.
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Ravenmark
Voldaren's Manor
Moonstone Golem
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Artifact Creature- Golem
Protection from Artifacts and Enchantments.
Cycling
3/4
Rhino Tamer
Jackal-Skull Cameo
Ogre's-Nose Cameo
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Human Soldier
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a X/X green Rhino creature token onto the battlefield with trample. X is equal to your devotion to green.
3/2
If you keep this up, I will show you what other tricks he can do.
Next:
Chef Hat
Thirsty Sponge
Crusty Golem
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact Creature - Golem
When ~ attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.
4/4
Next:
Mark of the Wolf
Gravity Twist
Avatar of Triumph
Tribal Enchantment - Wolf Aura
Enchant Creature
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
Enchanted creature becomes a Wolf in addition to its types and gets +1/+1 for each Wolf on the battlefield.
Grrrrrrr...I mean Hello!
Next:
Symphony of Blood
War Wolf
Gravity Twist
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Wolf
Double Strike
Bloodrush — RG, Discard ~: Target attacking creature gets +3/+1 and gains Double Strike until end of turn.
3/1
Next:
Phyrexian Dragonaut
Selesnya Paladin
Crypt Stalker
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Shapeshifter (U)
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield you may have Crypt Stalker become a copy of that creature and retain this ability.
1/1
"It searches the graveyard for the better pieces"
Next:
Phyrexian Dragonaut
Selesnya Paladin
Simic Sentinel
Creature- Ooze Mutant
Defender, Hexproof, Evolve
As long as ~ has four or more +1/+1 counters on ~, ~ loses Defender.
0/2
Twice a Day
Phyrexian Dragonaut
Mirran Sapper
New Dawn on the Horizon
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Human rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield you tap target artifact or a creature with infect. That permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control ~.
2/2
Next
Giga Bolt
Quasar Saber
3Demon
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Next:
Lustful Jin-ji
Jin-jinese Dragon
Jig-ganese Dragon
Pirovo, Shaman of Jig-ga
Bonus for making two.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Sorcery
Tap target creature with power 3 or less. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Show no weakness when approaching the Jin-ji.
Next:
Hissing Lizard
Snarling Tiger
Snapping Lobster
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Creature - Cat
Haste
When ~ is blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+0 and first strike until end of turn.
1/3
Teeth and tail raised, beware the snarling tiger!
Next:
Whale Armor
Goblin Advior
Bird's Feast
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Goblin Advisor
t, Discard a card at random: Draw a card.
2/1
"I don't know why we keep asking him. The only answer he keeps giving is 'kill them'."
Next:
Meletis Think Tank
Dimir Charlatan
Consult the Oracle
Artifact
Whenever an opponent discards a card from anywhere, draw a card.
4B, :symtap:: Target opponent discards a card.
Hmmmm...should I give you a piece of my mind or you give it to me?
Next:
Consult the Oracle
Snapping Lobster
Selesnya Paladin
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Scry 1, then draw a card.
Scry 1.
Is this card better than Preordain? Is it too good? I was aiming for something better than Serum Visions but probably not quite as good as Ponder of Preordain.
Next:
Snapping Lobster
Selesnya Paladin
Dimir Charlatan
I don't always post about Rafiq of the Many, but when I do, I cardlink to the original artwork, and not the supplementary product version.
"I trust myself to do my duty, even unto death. It's what comes after that I'm afraid of."
"Just fight without fear. Your soul is protected by the hand of Avacyn and will never submit to evil."
Creature - Human Knight
Whenever ~ attacks, populate.
2/2
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Infected Mox
Lotus Lands
Reality Twister
Artifact Creature - Construct
Draft Conspiracy Draftifact face up.
Immediately after the draft, you may notice how freakin' screwed you are, as someone just used Lore Seeker to get a pack of Zendikar with a power nine inside.
2/3
Artifact
When ~ becomes tapped, you get a poison counter.
t: Add one mana of any colour to your mana pool.
Next:
Lotus Lands
Dimir Charlatan
Snapping Lobster
Creature - Human Rogue
When ~ enters the battlefield, flip two coins. If both are in your favor, target opponent takes the top ten cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd.
If one of them is in your favor, each player takes the top five cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd.
If both are not in your favor, target opponent draws two cards and discards a card.
3UB:Flip two coins. If both are in your favor, target opponent takes the top ten cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd. If one of them is in your favor, each player takes the top five cards of his or her library and place them into their graveayrd. If both are not in your favor, target opponent draws two cards. Use this ability once per turn.
2/3
Want to play a game?
Next:
Wizard's Warrior
Samus's Armor
Air Borne Turtle
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Human Warrior
Spells that target Wizard's Warrior cost 1WU less to cast.
1/1
Next:
Man or Machine
Pestershriek
Massa di Requiem Per Shuggay
Creature - Imp
Flying
Whenever ~ or another black creature you control dies target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/1
Annoying to let live, annoying to kill.
Next
Quasar Saber
Sudden Betrayal
Mental Splintering
Creature - Ooze
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, that player discards a card.
4/4
The noise it makes sounds like a voice just clear enough to drive the listener mad wondering what it's saying.
Next:
Satyr Outcast
Raging Dragon
Starlit Spirit
Creature- Dragon
Flying, haste, ~ must attack each turn, if able.
:symr::symr:: ~ deals 3 damage to target creature, and 1 damage to itself. This damage can't be prevented or redirected.
6/5
Exalted Manticore
Flailing Bramblelurk
Countdown
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Suspend 1 - 10
THIS can't be put on the stack except due to removing a time counter from it while suspended.
Target player loses the game.
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Ancestral Demise
Ghastly Coatl
Winged Vanquisher
Creature - Angel
Flying, first strike, deathtouch
When ~ enters the battlefield you may have it fight target creature.
5/5
Next
Sudden Reversal
Fate Rejected
Essence Eater