Wild Punch 1(R/G)
Instant
Target creature you control fights a random creature an opponent controls. "Someone misses a punch and now the whole bar goes wild."
- Tin-Street Barkeep
Roar of the Beasts4RR
Tribal Sorcery - Beast
Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample and "This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures."
Next:
Yixlid Prison
Grotesque Hive
Living Archive
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Grotesque Hive 5
Artifact
When you cast a black spell during your turn, put a Hive counter on ~.
Pay 5 life, Sacrifice ~: Choose one -- Target opponent loses 1 life for each hive counter on ~; or Put a 1/1 black Insect Horror creature token with Infect onto the battlefield for each hive counter on ~. Killer Buzz
Next:
Voila's Mistake
Voila's Living Horror
Voila, Soldier of Misfortune.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Voila, Soldier of Misfortune2WU Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Spells must target ~ if able.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to ~. "Voila was destined to see all the multiverse had to offer, whether she wanted to or not."
(4/2)
Next: Where Only Gods Tread
Face the Facts
Flesh Inversion
Voila's Mistake
Voila's Living Horror
Voila, Soldier of Misfortune.
Mods? Seriously? These potshots occur for the gajillionth time and nothing? Really?
Lonesome Wanderer 1W
Creature - Human Soldier
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Lonesome Wanderer is the only creature you control, you gain 4 life.
2/1
-minrar: uncommon
Where Only Gods Tread 4WW
Enchantment
Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield, all nonlegendary creatures phase out.
As long as a legendary creature is on the battlefield, nonlegendary creatures can't phase in.
-minrar: rare
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Saurian Shepherd3RR
Creature - Lizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, put three 0/1 White goat tokens into the battlefield.
Sacrifice a White Creature: Target creature you control gets +3/+0 and trample until end of turn.
2/1
Soulsword3GW
Enchantment Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is its total power and toughness plus its converted mana cost.
Equip 2
Next: Kivrar the Great Weaver
Orb of Change
Wrath-Fire Staff
Orb of Change 3
Tribal Artifact - Shapeshifter
Changeling 3, :symtap:: Target creature gains Changeling until end of turn. This orb would look like an orb and sometimes like a staff, cameo, tome...well you get the idea.
Next:
World Wide Chaos Toe to Toe Break the Bar
FYI Voila - Last time I checked calling someone a "Tool" is also not sportman's like conduct.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Five Suns' Zenith2WUBRG
Sorcery
Choose a color. Destroy all permanents of that color. They can't regenerate.
Spells of that color can't be played until your next turn.
Shuffle ~ back into it's owner's library. Thus the dawn brought forth a light that cleanse the tainted world. A new age had come.
I like that flavour text. I wished Mirrans won the war...
World wide chaos5WRUBG
Sorcery
Put all hydra creatures from all graveyards into the battlefield under your control. Then put x +1/+1 counters on each hydra where x is the number of hydras you control.
Break the bar 2WW
Instant
Choose target creature you dont control. Exile all creatures other creatures you dont control with power less than that creature.
"Shall we, set the bar?"
Viola's Retaliation3RB
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to each creature.
Each player discards a card for each creature that died this way. My hatred for Hawk's lack of respect has forced my hands to destroy all he adores.
Next:
Viola's Symphony Ensoleille, Warrior Rebel Given Compassion
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Soul Pierce3B
Sorcery
Choose a creature target opponent controls and they choose one -- Destroy that creature; or target opponent loses life equal to the creature's power. Every man has his limit.
Next:
Given Apology No Hatred Friends for Life
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Rancid Ooze1BBB
Creature - Ooze
When ~ enters the battlefield, two target creatures gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/2 Foul stench, hideous smell...what could it be?
Next:
Sunrise//////////Sunset Break your Bones Devil's Croaker
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Break Your Bones :symb::symr:
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature that was dealt damage by a creature you control.
Buyback- Pay 2 life
'The snap of bones, followed by a scream of pain. Music of life.'
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sissy Slapfight 3(W/R)
Sorcery You and target opponent engage in a sissy slap fight for fifteen seconds.
For each slap successfully landed on the face of a player, that player takes 1 damage. That damage cannot be prevented.
Menacing Woods
Land - Grove t: Add 1 to your mana pool. 1G: Until end of turn, Menacing Woods is a 1/3 green Treefolk creature with intimidate. It's still a land. 3GG: Put a +1/+1 counter on Menacing Woods. Activate this ability only if Menacing Woods is a creature.
-minrar: uncommon
Stalking Jackal
Creature - Hound
Provoke
Stalking Jackal provokes a creature each combat if able.
2/1
-minrar: uncommon
Wrath of the Titans 4RR
Tribal Sorcery - Giant
Wrath of the Titans deals 2 damage to each opponent for each Giant you control, then deals an additional 2 damage to each opponent for each monstrous Giant you control.
-minrar: uncommon
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Arcwarped Slaver7
Artifact Creature - Volver
Sunburst 4, Remove two +1/+1 counters from ~: Destroy target creature. It cannot be regenerated. 5: Put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/0
Next:
Panic Button Titanium Gnome Snake Egg
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Arcbound Messenger 4
Artifact Creature - Wizard
Whenever Arcbound Messenger or another creature you control modulates a creature, that creature's controller may draw a card for each +1/+1 counter placed on it this turn.
Modular 1
0/0
-minrar: rare
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
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Instant
Tap or untap up to one target artifact.
Tap or untap up to one target creature.
Tap or untap up to one target land.
Next:
Wild Punch
Just for Kicks
Throw Down
Shoulder Bash
Instant
Target creature you control fights a random creature an opponent controls.
"Someone misses a punch and now the whole bar goes wild."
- Tin-Street Barkeep
Next:
Roar of the Beasts
Swiftwing Razors
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Tribal Sorcery - Beast
Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample and "This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures."
Next:
Yixlid Prison
Grotesque Hive
Living Archive
Artifact
When you cast a black spell during your turn, put a Hive counter on ~.
Pay 5 life, Sacrifice ~: Choose one -- Target opponent loses 1 life for each hive counter on ~; or Put a 1/1 black Insect Horror creature token with Infect onto the battlefield for each hive counter on ~.
Killer Buzz
Next:
Voila's Mistake
Voila's Living Horror
Voila, Soldier of Misfortune.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Spells must target ~ if able.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to ~.
"Voila was destined to see all the multiverse had to offer, whether she wanted to or not."
(4/2)
Next:
Where Only Gods Tread
Face the Facts
Flesh Inversion
Instant
Choose one - Target creature gets +X/-X; or target creature gets -X/+X.
Entwine 1B
Next:
Lonesome Wanderer
Where Only Gods Tread
Face the Facts
Mods? Seriously? These potshots occur for the gajillionth time and nothing? Really?
Lonesome Wanderer
1W
Creature - Human Soldier
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Lonesome Wanderer is the only creature you control, you gain 4 life.
2/1
-minrar: uncommon
Where Only Gods Tread
4WW
Enchantment
Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield, all nonlegendary creatures phase out.
As long as a legendary creature is on the battlefield, nonlegendary creatures can't phase in.
-minrar: rare
Next: Saurian Shepherd
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Lizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, put three 0/1 White goat tokens into the battlefield.
Sacrifice a White Creature: Target creature you control gets +3/+0 and trample until end of turn.
2/1
Next:
Midnight Revelry
Sorin's Vanguard
Soulsword
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Enchantment Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is its total power and toughness plus its converted mana cost.
Equip 2
Kivrar the Great Weaver
Orb of Change
Wrath-Fire Staff
Tribal Artifact - Shapeshifter
Changeling
3, :symtap:: Target creature gains Changeling until end of turn.
This orb would look like an orb and sometimes like a staff, cameo, tome...well you get the idea.
Next:
World Wide Chaos
Toe to Toe
Break the Bar
FYI Voila - Last time I checked calling someone a "Tool" is also not sportman's like conduct.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
I like that flavour text. I wished Mirrans won the war...
World wide chaos5WRUBG
Sorcery
Put all hydra creatures from all graveyards into the battlefield under your control. Then put x +1/+1 counters on each hydra where x is the number of hydras you control.
Break the bar 2WW
Instant
Choose target creature you dont control. Exile all creatures other creatures you dont control with power less than that creature.
"Shall we, set the bar?"
Next
Hawk's comeback
Viola's Retaliation
Viola's Retaliation 3RB
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to each creature.
Each player discards a card for each creature that died this way.
My hatred for Hawk's lack of respect has forced my hands to destroy all he adores.
Next:
Viola's Symphony
Ensoleille, Warrior Rebel
Given Compassion
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Given Compassion 3WW
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.
Next:
Minister of Punishment
Menacing Woods
Consult the Past
Instant
Delve
Draw two cards.
One must learn from the past or be doomed to repeat it.
Next
Quantum Rabbit
Soul Pierce
Brain Expulsion
Sorcery
Choose a creature target opponent controls and they choose one -- Destroy that creature; or target opponent loses life equal to the creature's power.
Every man has his limit.
Next:
Given Apology
No Hatred
Friends for Life
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Instant
Counter target black, red, green or white spell.
Next:
Indifference
Minister of Punishment
Menacing Woods
Creature - Human Cleric
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, it deals an equal amount of damage to itself.
1/3
Next:
Set the Agenda
Change of Plans
Rancid Ooze
Creature - Ooze
When ~ enters the battlefield, two target creatures gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/2
Foul stench, hideous smell...what could it be?
Next:
Sunrise//////////Sunset
Break your Bones
Devil's Croaker
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature that was dealt damage by a creature you control.
Buyback- Pay 2 life
'The snap of bones, followed by a scream of pain. Music of life.'
Squabbler's Rebutal
Sissy Slapfight
Evasive Staring Contest
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sissy Slapfight 3(W/R)
Sorcery
You and target opponent engage in a sissy slap fight for fifteen seconds.
For each slap successfully landed on the face of a player, that player takes 1 damage. That damage cannot be prevented.
Next:
Jhessian Seafarer
Waveststalker
Extort Threefold
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Kraken
~ can't be blocked.
3UU: Untap ~.
5/5
Next:
Menacing Woods
Stalking Jackal
Wrath of the Titans
Land - Grove
t: Add 1 to your mana pool.
1G: Until end of turn, Menacing Woods is a 1/3 green Treefolk creature with intimidate. It's still a land.
3GG: Put a +1/+1 counter on Menacing Woods. Activate this ability only if Menacing Woods is a creature.
-minrar: uncommon
Stalking Jackal
Creature - Hound
Provoke
Stalking Jackal provokes a creature each combat if able.
2/1
-minrar: uncommon
Wrath of the Titans
4RR
Tribal Sorcery - Giant
Wrath of the Titans deals 2 damage to each opponent for each Giant you control, then deals an additional 2 damage to each opponent for each monstrous Giant you control.
-minrar: uncommon
Next: Arcwarped Slaver
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature - Volver
Sunburst
4, Remove two +1/+1 counters from ~: Destroy target creature. It cannot be regenerated.
5: Put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/0
Next:
Panic Button
Titanium Gnome
Snake Egg
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact Creature - Gnome
3: Untap ~.
2/2
Next:
Arcbound Messenger
Raw Power
Spell Curve
4
Artifact Creature - Wizard
Whenever Arcbound Messenger or another creature you control modulates a creature, that creature's controller may draw a card for each +1/+1 counter placed on it this turn.
Modular 1
0/0
-minrar: rare
Next: Mana Sluice
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.