Search your library for a non-legendary creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. It has haste, must attack alone and can't be blocked this turn. Exile it at the beginning of the end step.
Next: Spooky Scary Skeletons
Life Remembered
Child Savant
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Never Give Up4WW
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, if your life total is less than 7, your life total becomes 7.
As long as you have 7 or more life, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 7 reduces it to 7 instead.
Next:
Angel of Faith
Demon of Doubt
Mirror of Mysteries
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
You may skip your draw step, each turn. If you do, Angel of Faith gets +3/+0 and gains Vigilance, Lifelink and Protection from Instants and Sorceries until your next turn.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Filigree HydraX1U
Artifact Creature - Hydra
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. 1, discard an artifact card: Put a +1/+1 counter on ~. 1, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: ~ can't be blocked this turn. 0/0
Cursed Vessel BBBB
Enchantment - Curse Aura
Enchant Creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature and creature's controller gets a poison counter. Watch who you keep and keep who you have!
Next;
Time Traveler's Watch Flux Capacitor Working Tardis
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Flux Capacitor
Artifact
:4mana:, , Sacrifice ~: Remove all counters from target permanent. For each counter removed this way, proliferate.
NICE!
Guardian of Kher Keep 3RR
Creature - Kobold
At the beginning of your upkeep, Put a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice three creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep: Prevent all combat damage dealt to creatures you control.
3/3 Why do we work for him? Because, that's why!
Next:
Squid Ink Shark Tooth Razor Piranha
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Demon of Misfortune 4BB
Creature - Demon
Flying
When Demon of Misfortune enters the battlefield, each player loses 2 life. BB, Exile a card with miracle from your hand: Gain control of target spell if its miracle cost was paid. You may choose new targets for it.
Miracle BB
4/4
-minrar: rare
Desperate Offering 1R
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Desperate Offering, sacrifice an artifact, creature or land.
Destroy target random permanent that isn't an enchantment or land.
-minrar: uncommon
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Mazzerdrox5GG
Creature - Rabbit Beast
Hexproof
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no other creatures, choose one - Put three 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens onto the battlefield; or look at the top five cards of your library and you may put a Rabbit permanent card from among them onto the battlefield, then put the rest back in any order. An inquisitive wizard once created a mazzerdrox by giving a bunny the capability to reproduce by budding. It was the greatest mistake he ever made.
5/5
Next: Hand of Everywhere, Aerial Cannonade, or Mule-Tough Goblin
Aerial Cannonade2RW
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, you may tap any number of untapped creatures with flying you control.
~ deals 3 damage to target creature without flying plus an additional 2 damage to target creature without flying for each creture that was tapped to cast ~.
Next: Derevi's Ploy
Misled Expectations
Avatar of Deceit
Avatar of Deceit4UUU
Creature - Avatar
Flying 2U,t, Return a creature you control to its owner's hand: Put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
5/5
Next:
Manipulator of Secrets
Temporal Chaos
Corrupt Advisors
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Temporal Chaos1UR
Sorcery
Each player chooses A or B at random. Each player who chose A takes an extra turn after this one. Each player who chose B skips his or her next turn.
Next: Arm to the Teeth
Get a Grip
Jimmies Unrustled
Rubefleecer
Arm to the Teeth 3WW
Sorcery
Search your library for up to three equipment cards with mana cost 3 or less and reveal them. Shuffle your library and place the equipment cards onto the battlefield equipped to target creature. Blook had a sword in one hand, shield in another, dagger on one foot, mace in the other. Still to this day, no one knows how he was holding the Pike!
Next:
Bleeding Gums Break a Leg Charlie Horse
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Scarline Tracker3G
Creature - Human Warrior (U)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if Scarline Tracker is untapped you may choose target creature that player controls. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Scarline Tracker and Scarline Tracker must block that creature this turn if able.
2/3
Wondrous Fish3U
Creature - Fish
~ can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. 1U: Until end of turn, ~ loses "~ can't attack unless defending player controls an Island" and gains flying.
3/3
Ghastly Skaab3U
Creature - Zombie
As an additional cost to cast ~, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard. B: ~ gains intimidate until end of turn.
3/3
Next:
Manipulator of Secrets
Rain of Junk
Bed of Nails
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Flamechanneler2RR
Creature - Human Wizard t: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature. This ability can target creatures or players with hexproof as though they didn't have hexproof.
2/2
Next:
Manipulator of Secrets
Rain of Junk
Fugitive Spy
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Sorcery
Search your library for a non-legendary creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. It has haste, must attack alone and can't be blocked this turn. Exile it at the beginning of the end step.
Next:
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Life Remembered
Child Savant
Instant
Exile a card from target graveyard.
Regenerate target black creature.
Next:
Infected Centaur
Skunk Totem Shaman
Myrkridian Hunter
Creature - Zombie Centaur
Infect
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on ~.
4/4
Next:
Big Shoes to Fill
Never Give Up
Never Surrender
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, if your life total is less than 7, your life total becomes 7.
As long as you have 7 or more life, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 7 reduces it to 7 instead.
Next:
Angel of Faith
Demon of Doubt
Mirror of Mysteries
Creature - Angel
Flying
You may skip your draw step, each turn. If you do, Angel of Faith gets +3/+0 and gains Vigilance, Lifelink and Protection from Instants and Sorceries until your next turn.
Put your faith and her and she will lead the way.
2/2
Next:
New Hire
Self Critique
Chain Dragger
Creature - Thrull
Chain Dragger enters the battlefield tapped.
t: Regenerate target creature named Chain Golem or Kyton Binder.
1/1
-minrar: common
Next: Filigree Hydra
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature - Hydra
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
1, discard an artifact card: Put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
1, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: ~ can't be blocked this turn.
0/0
Numb Mind
Pearl Trident
Stalking Shadowcat
Instant
Target player discards two cards. That player can't draw cards this turn.
Next:
Book of Mysteries
Kobold Infestation
Lose Devotion
Enchantment - Curse Aura
Enchant Creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature and creature's controller gets a poison counter.
Watch who you keep and keep who you have!
Next;
Time Traveler's Watch
Flux Capacitor
Working Tardis
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Artifact
,t, Sacrifice ~: Remove all counters from target permanent. For each counter removed this way, proliferate.
Next:
Guardian of Kher Keep
Cranial Paroxysm
Demon of Misfortune
NICE!
Guardian of Kher Keep 3RR
Creature - Kobold
At the beginning of your upkeep, Put a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice three creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep: Prevent all combat damage dealt to creatures you control.
3/3
Why do we work for him? Because, that's why!
Next:
Squid Ink
Shark Tooth
Razor Piranha
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Fish
Deathtouch
~ gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control named ~.
2/2
Next:
Demon of Misfortune
Cranial Paroxysm
Desperate Offering
For once, hawk and I are in complete agreement.
Demon of Misfortune
4BB
Creature - Demon
Flying
When Demon of Misfortune enters the battlefield, each player loses 2 life.
BB, Exile a card with miracle from your hand: Gain control of target spell if its miracle cost was paid. You may choose new targets for it.
Miracle BB
4/4
-minrar: rare
Desperate Offering
1R
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Desperate Offering, sacrifice an artifact, creature or land.
Destroy target random permanent that isn't an enchantment or land.
-minrar: uncommon
Next: Mazzerdrox
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Rabbit Beast
Hexproof
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no other creatures, choose one - Put three 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens onto the battlefield; or look at the top five cards of your library and you may put a Rabbit permanent card from among them onto the battlefield, then put the rest back in any order.
An inquisitive wizard once created a mazzerdrox by giving a bunny the capability to reproduce by budding. It was the greatest mistake he ever made.
5/5
Next: Hand of Everywhere, Aerial Cannonade, or Mule-Tough Goblin
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, you may tap any number of untapped creatures with flying you control.
~ deals 3 damage to target creature without flying plus an additional 2 damage to target creature without flying for each creture that was tapped to cast ~.
Derevi's Ploy
Misled Expectations
Avatar of Deceit
Creature - Avatar
Flying
2U,t, Return a creature you control to its owner's hand: Put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
5/5
Next:
Manipulator of Secrets
Temporal Chaos
Corrupt Advisors
Sorcery
Each player chooses A or B at random. Each player who chose A takes an extra turn after this one. Each player who chose B skips his or her next turn.
Next:
Arm to the Teeth
Get a Grip
Jimmies Unrustled
Rubefleecer
Sorcery
Search your library for up to three equipment cards with mana cost 3 or less and reveal them. Shuffle your library and place the equipment cards onto the battlefield equipped to target creature.
Blook had a sword in one hand, shield in another, dagger on one foot, mace in the other. Still to this day, no one knows how he was holding the Pike!
Next:
Bleeding Gums
Break a Leg
Charlie Horse
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Instant
~ deals 1 damage to target creature. Tap that creature.
Next:
Manipulator of Secrets
Rugged Woods
Bed of Nails
Land
Rugged Woods enters the battlefield tapped unless you have the highest life total among players.
T: Add R or G to your mana pool.
Next: Wondrous Fish, Scarline Trackers, or Parabolic Beam
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Human Warrior (U)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if Scarline Tracker is untapped you may choose target creature that player controls. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Scarline Tracker and Scarline Tracker must block that creature this turn if able.
2/3
Next: Molehill, Ragged Survivor, or Ghastly Skaab
Creature - Fish
~ can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
1U: Until end of turn, ~ loses "~ can't attack unless defending player controls an Island" and gains flying.
3/3
Ghastly Skaab 3U
Creature - Zombie
As an additional cost to cast ~, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.
B: ~ gains intimidate until end of turn.
3/3
Next:
Manipulator of Secrets
Rain of Junk
Bed of Nails
Enchantment
Whenever a creature becomes tapped, Bed of Nails deals damage to it equal to the number of tapped creatures its controller controls.
Next:
Grasping at the Unknown
Flamechanneler
Manipulator of Secrets
Creature - Human Wizard
t: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature. This ability can target creatures or players with hexproof as though they didn't have hexproof.
2/2
Next:
Manipulator of Secrets
Rain of Junk
Fugitive Spy
Creature - Merfolk Rogue
U: You may look at the top card of each player's library this turn (you may do this at any time.)
3U,T: Target player reveals his or her hand.
1/3
Next:
Dawn of the Gateless
Return to Sender
Flesh Golem