Glare of PainWBR instant {U}
Exile target creature. ~ deals 1 damage to its controller and you gain 1 life.
Next: Cudgel of White Flames Staff of Feral Illusions
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[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Staff of Feral Illusions4
Artifact ,t: Put 3/3 green and blue Illusion Beast creature token onto the battlefield. It has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
Next:
Desperate Search
Zendikar Atlas
Save the Day
Flesh Golem
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About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Invasion Upon UsRW
Instant Join Forces - Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. ~ deals X damage to each creature and each player, then each player puts X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
Next:
Uneasy Alliance
Mana Collector
Collapsing Spell
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Spell Collapse1U Instant {U}
Counter target instant, sorcery, or artifact spell. If an artifact spell was countered this way, that spell deals 2 damage to its controller.
Next: Bits // Pieces Delirium Watch
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[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Bits3U
Sorcery
Search your library for an artifact card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Fuse
Pieces3W
Sorcery
Put target artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. If it's an equipment card, you may have it enter the battlefield attached to target creature you control.
Next: Long live the King
Waterfall Puca
Wickerworker
Waterfall Puca5(G/U)(U/R)
Creature - Shapeshifter
Haste
You may have Waterfall Puca enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature you control except it has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may copy target instant card in your graveyard with converted mana cost equal to this creature's power and cast the copy without paying its mana cost."
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Waterfall Puca unless you cast two or more spells this turn.
0/0
Unimpeded PathUU Instant {R}
Cast ~ only during your declare attackers step.
Creatures you control can't be blocked this turn. For each attacking creature you control, the player or controller of the planeswalker it's attacking may search his or her library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into his or her hand, then shuffle his or her library.
Next: Ghostly Timepiece Hourglass of Spirits Watch of Illusions
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Vowels-Only Format Minimum deck size: 60 Maximum number of identical cards: 4 Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Hourglass of Spirits4
Artifact ,t: Put a 1/1 colourless Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, sacrifice all tokens created by ~.
Next:
Mana Collector
Twilight Unicorn
Blunderbuss
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Twilight Unicorn2UU
Creature (U)
As long as you have cast fewer than two spells this turn, Twilit Unicorn can’t be blocked.
As long as you have cast at least two spells this turn, Twilit Unicorn gets +2/+2.
2/2
Yadlei, Smuggler Captain :1mana::symu::symu::symb:
Legendary Creature- Human Pirate
Hexproof, Plunder (Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may gain control of target non-land permanent with cmc less than ~'s power.)
Your hand can't be target of an opponent's spells or abilities.
4/4
Dreaming of Blood Screaming Incoherency Waffles and Oil
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Oracle of Bacon3G
Creature - Human Wizard 3GG, :symtap:: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller puts a 2/2 green Boar creature token onto the battlefield with "Sacrifice this creature: Gain 3 life."
2/4 When we first found out that these creatures can be cooked, eveyone tried to locate and find each one to claim as their own. Bacon is everything!
Next:
Working Stiff Pile Driver Cake Golem
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Returned Satyr 2BB
Creature - Satyr Zombie If your devotion to red or green is equal to or higher than four, ~ has haste.
If your devotion to black is equal to or higher than five, ~ has "B: Regenerate."
2/2 Even in unlife, Satyrs still love to party.
Next:
Angel of the Moon//Moonveil Valkyrie
Compassionate Chaplain//Archbishop of the Congregate
Deepwood Hunter//Midnight Howler
Deepwood Hunter3G
Creature - Human Werewolf
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform ~.
2/3 Midnight Howler
(G) Creature - Werewolf
When this creature transform into ~, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform ~.
4/5
Next:
Tormenting Imp
Group Therapy
Twisted Verdict
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Tormenting Imp 1BR
Creature - Imp
Flying, haste
When ~ enters the battleifeld, target opponent shuffle his or her library.
When ~ attacks or blocks, target opponent shuffle his or her library.
When ~ dies, target opponent shuffle his or her library.
2/2 Annoying little buggers.
Next:
Proof of Purchase Returned Gift Stolen Goods
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
instant {U}
Exile target creature. ~ deals 1 damage to its controller and you gain 1 life.
Next:
Cudgel of White Flames
Staff of Feral Illusions
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Artifact
,t: Put 3/3 green and blue Illusion Beast creature token onto the battlefield. It has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
Next:
Desperate Search
Zendikar Atlas
Save the Day
Flesh Golem
(U/R)
Basic Instant
Draw a card.
-minrar: common
Next: Invasion Upon Us
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Instant
Join Forces - Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. ~ deals X damage to each creature and each player, then each player puts X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
Next:
Uneasy Alliance
Mana Collector
Collapsing Spell
(U) Enchantment (R)
Flash
Players can’t win or lose the game.
Cumulative upkeep
Next:
Paladin Burglar
Orchard Workhorse
Twilit Unicorn
Creature - Horse
Vigilance
t: Add one mana of any colour to your mana pool.
2/2
Next:
Mana Collector
Spell Collapse
Twilight Unicorn
Instant {U}
Counter target instant, sorcery, or artifact spell. If an artifact spell was countered this way, that spell deals 2 damage to its controller.
Next:
Bits // Pieces
Delirium Watch
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Sorcery
Search your library for an artifact card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Sorcery
Put target artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. If it's an equipment card, you may have it enter the battlefield attached to target creature you control.
Long live the King
Waterfall Puca
Wickerworker
Creature - Shapeshifter
Haste
You may have Waterfall Puca enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature you control except it has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may copy target instant card in your graveyard with converted mana cost equal to this creature's power and cast the copy without paying its mana cost."
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Waterfall Puca unless you cast two or more spells this turn.
0/0
Next:
Faithlock Dragoons
Unimpeded Path
Wickerworker
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant {R}
Cast ~ only during your declare attackers step.
Creatures you control can't be blocked this turn. For each attacking creature you control, the player or controller of the planeswalker it's attacking may search his or her library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into his or her hand, then shuffle his or her library.
Next:
Ghostly Timepiece
Hourglass of Spirits
Watch of Illusions
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] -> Lightning Bolt
[c=Lightning Bolt]Apple Pie[/c] -> Apple Pie
Vowels-Only Format
Minimum deck size: 60
Maximum number of identical cards: 4
Ban list: Cards whose English names begin with a consonant, Unglued and Unhinged cards, cards involving ante, Ancestral Recall
Artifact
,t: Put a 1/1 colourless Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
When ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, sacrifice all tokens created by ~.
Next:
Mana Collector
Twilight Unicorn
Blunderbuss
Creature (U)
As long as you have cast fewer than two spells this turn, Twilit Unicorn can’t be blocked.
As long as you have cast at least two spells this turn, Twilit Unicorn gets +2/+2.
2/2
Next:
Dublin, Paladin Burglar
Yadlei, Smuggler Captain
Lang, Repair Savant
Legendary Creature- Human Pirate
Hexproof, Plunder (Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may gain control of target non-land permanent with cmc less than ~'s power.)
Your hand can't be target of an opponent's spells or abilities.
4/4
Dreaming of Blood
Screaming Incoherency
Waffles and Oil
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
You may only cast ¬ if a creature died this turn.
Destroy all non-demon creatures you dont control.
Next
Moonsilver blade
Blacksilver zweihander
Sword of Immortality and Death
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has protection from Werewolf and Vampire creatures.
Equip 1
Next:
Noob Tube
Oracle of Bacon
Creature - Human Wizard
3GG, :symtap:: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller puts a 2/2 green Boar creature token onto the battlefield with "Sacrifice this creature: Gain 3 life."
2/4
When we first found out that these creatures can be cooked, eveyone tried to locate and find each one to claim as their own. Bacon is everything!
Next:
Working Stiff
Pile Driver
Cake Golem
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Zombie
At the beginning of your end step, if ~ didn't attack or come under your control this turn, sacrifice it.
3/3
Next:
Tormenting Imp
Group Therapy
Revenge of the Gods
Instant
Revenge of the Gods costs 4 less to cast if an enchantment was put into the graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
Exile target creature.
Next:
Anticipate
Returned Satyr
Jealousy
Creature - Satyr Zombie
If your devotion to red or green is equal to or higher than four, ~ has haste.
If your devotion to black is equal to or higher than five, ~ has "B: Regenerate."
2/2
Even in unlife, Satyrs still love to party.
Next:
Angel of the Moon//Moonveil Valkyrie
Compassionate Chaplain//Archbishop of the Congregate
Deepwood Hunter//Midnight Howler
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Human Werewolf
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform ~.
2/3
Midnight Howler
(G) Creature - Werewolf
When this creature transform into ~, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform ~.
4/5
Next:
Tormenting Imp
Group Therapy
Twisted Verdict
Creature - Imp
Flying, haste
When ~ enters the battleifeld, target opponent shuffle his or her library.
When ~ attacks or blocks, target opponent shuffle his or her library.
When ~ dies, target opponent shuffle his or her library.
2/2
Annoying little buggers.
Next:
Proof of Purchase
Returned Gift
Stolen Goods
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Gain control of target artifact, target creature, target enchantment and target land.
Next:
Group Therapy
Twisted Verdict
Benthic Kraken
Sorcery
Each player draw two cards, gains 4 life and gains Shroud until end of turn.
Now, don't you feel better?
Next:
Pact of Unknown
Treasure Cameo
Bark Orders
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Instant
Untap all creatures you control. Those creatures get +2/+2 until end of turn and attack this turn if able.
Next:
Twisted Verdict
Benthic Kraken
Search the Undercity
Sorcery
Return up to two Artifacts or Creatures from your graveyard to your hand.
Dredge 4
Next:
Howling Geist
Emissary of the Shards
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.