Hobgoblin's Pitchfork2 Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike.
Unattach Hobgoblin's Pitchfork: Hobgoblin's Pitchfork deals 1 damage to target Kithkin creature. Tap that creature.
Equip 2
Next: Cone of Cold
Mana Shield
Familiar's Collar
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2UURRniv mizzet, the firemind endless fiery mind wheels of death 3WRjor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever 3RRzirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers 4:SymRG::SymRG:wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable 2WUkangee, aerie keeper birds 1UBRjeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
Poisoned Arrowsx
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with X arrowhead counters on it.
When there are no arrowhead counters on ~, sacrifice it. ,t Remove an arrowhead counter from ~: Destroy target creature.
Psychic Block (B/U)
Instant
Choose one - Target player cannot draw cards until end of turn, or target player cannot search his/her library until end of turn.
Virulent Stinger 1B
Creature - Insect Carrier
Flying
Whenever Virulent Stinger attacks, if defending player is poisoned, proliferate. 4B: Virulent Stinger gets +1/+0 and gains infect until end of turn.
0/1
-minrar: uncommon
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Whenever a creature becomes detained, draw a card.
0/4
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Whisperer of LiesUB
Creature - Spirit
Whisperer of Lies is unblockable and can't block.
When whisperer of lies deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library. You may put that card into that player's graveyard.
1/1
Next: Fool's Ale
Father's Scorn
Traitor's Punishment
Traitor's Punishment2
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card or sacrifice ~.
If ~ goes to the graveyard from the battlefield, enchanted creature's controller discard a card.
Next:
Foul Ball Mogg's Festival Soldier's Welcome
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Vedalken King2UU
Creature - Vedalken
All other Vedalken creatures you control get +1/+1 1U: All other Vedalken creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
2/2
Next:
Blunt Object
Sword Share
Rusting Leech
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Archangel of Purity4WW Creature - Angel
Flying
When Archangel of Purity blocks or is blocked by a creature, if that creature is blue, black, red or green, destroy that creature. 5/5
Next: Sunflash Mace
Mogg Festival
Red Wine // White Wine
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2UURRniv mizzet, the firemind endless fiery mind wheels of death 3WRjor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever 3RRzirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers 4:SymRG::SymRG:wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable 2WUkangee, aerie keeper birds 1UBRjeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
Broken Spirit1B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchahted creature gets -3/-0
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, lose 1 life. All I wanted to do was be a hero!.
Next:
Broken Bond Broken Wing Broken Leg
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Broken Wing1G Sorcery
Broken Wing deals 1 damage to target creature with flying. Tap that creature. It loses flying until end of turn.
Next:
Red Wine // White Wine
Sunflash Mace
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2UURRniv mizzet, the firemind endless fiery mind wheels of death 3WRjor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever 3RRzirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers 4:SymRG::SymRG:wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable 2WUkangee, aerie keeper birds 1UBRjeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
Cabal Conquest4BB
Sorcery
Search target opponent library for four cards. Exile them and shuffle their library.
If three of those exiled cards were lands, repeat this process one more time.
NExt:
Squirrel Armor
Above Warning
Error Tome
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Squirrel Armor3GG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Once per turn, if a source would destroy enchanted creature, it doesn't. Instead, put X 1/1 green Squirrel Troll creature tokens with "If this creature would be destroyed, regenerate it." where X is the converted mana cost of that source.
Next: The Man in Your Closet
Squirrelamorphic Expanse
The Unpaid Prostitute Bill
Squirrelamorphic Expanse
Land
:symtap:, exile ~: Search your library for a basic Forest land card, reveal it, and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token onto the battlefield.
Blindside
Wrap-Around
Snuggle
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
The Archenemy7 Permanent
Spend at least 5 colored mana on the Archenemy.
When the Archenemy enters the battlefield, each player exiles 2 cards from the top of his or her library and adds it to the Archenemy's hand face down.
Treat the Archenemy as a player with 15 life that takes a turn after you.
At the beginning of the Archenemy's turn, each player exiles a card from the top of his or her library and adds it to the Archenemy's hand face down.
During the Archenemy's main phase, for each of its opponents, it plays a card from its hand at random without paying that card's mana cost for which all player targets of all activated abilities will be that opponent, and for which all permanent targets will be targets of that opponent's choice.
During the Archenemy's declare attackers step, for each creature it controls, flip a coin. If heads, that creature attacks a random opponent this turn.
Next:
Otarian Pirates
Mutinous Grumblings
Secession
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2UURRniv mizzet, the firemind endless fiery mind wheels of death 3WRjor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever 3RRzirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers 4:SymRG::SymRG:wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable 2WUkangee, aerie keeper birds 1UBRjeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike.
Unattach Hobgoblin's Pitchfork: Hobgoblin's Pitchfork deals 1 damage to target Kithkin creature. Tap that creature.
Equip 2
Next:
Cone of Cold
Mana Shield
Familiar's Collar
3WR jor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever
3RR zirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers
4:SymRG::SymRG: wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable
2WU kangee, aerie keeper birds
1UBR jeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
3UWR numot, the devastator of [the spirit of edh]
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with X arrowhead counters on it.
When there are no arrowhead counters on ~, sacrifice it.
,t Remove an arrowhead counter from ~: Destroy target creature.
Next:
Restraining Collar
Psychic Block
Increasing Dementia
Instant
Choose one - Target player cannot draw cards until end of turn, or target player cannot search his/her library until end of turn.
Next:
Bloodfeather Crow
Immaterial Swarm
Virulent Stinger
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
1B
Creature - Insect Carrier
Flying
Whenever Virulent Stinger attacks, if defending player is poisoned, proliferate.
4B: Virulent Stinger gets +1/+0 and gains infect until end of turn.
0/1
-minrar: uncommon
Next: Cytoplast Doppelganger and/or Razia, Archangel Magewright
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature – Drone
Sacrifice ~: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
1/1
Next:
Heavy Freight
Soldier’s Promise
Frost Club
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchant Creature has First Strike
When enchant creature dies, exile target creature.
Next:
Princely Advisor
Fabricated Accounts
Whisperer of Lies
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever a creature becomes detained, draw a card.
0/4
[Oops, didn't see there was another page]
Whisperer of Lies UB
Creature - Spirit
Whisperer of Lies is unblockable and can't block.
When whisperer of lies deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library. You may put that card into that player's graveyard.
1/1
Next:
Fool's Ale
Father's Scorn
Traitor's Punishment
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card or sacrifice ~.
If ~ goes to the graveyard from the battlefield, enchanted creature's controller discard a card.
Next:
Foul Ball
Mogg's Festival
Soldier's Welcome
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Vedalken
All other Vedalken creatures you control get +1/+1
1U: All other Vedalken creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
2/2
Next:
Blunt Object
Sword Share
Rusting Leech
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Angel
Archangel of Progress costs 1 less to cast for each nonbasic land you control.
Flying, Vigilance
5/5
Next:
Archangel of Vindication
Archangel of Legions
Archangel of Lifeforce
Creature - Angel
Archangel of Progress costs 1 less to cast for each creature with power 2 or less that you control.
Flying, Vigilance
5/5
Next:
Archangel of Vindication
Archangel of Purity
Archangel of Lifeforce
Creature - Angel
~ cost 1 less to cast for each card in target opponent's hand.
Flying, Vigilance
5/5
Next:
Archangel of Purity
Archangel of Lifeforce
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Angel
Flying
When Archangel of Purity blocks or is blocked by a creature, if that creature is blue, black, red or green, destroy that creature.
5/5
Next:
Sunflash Mace
Mogg Festival
Red Wine // White Wine
3WR jor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever
3RR zirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers
4:SymRG::SymRG: wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable
2WU kangee, aerie keeper birds
1UBR jeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
3UWR numot, the devastator of [the spirit of edh]
Sorcery
Goblins you controls get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn and attack this turn if able.
Next:
Broken Wing
Broken Spirit
Broken Bond
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchahted creature gets -3/-0
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, lose 1 life.
All I wanted to do was be a hero!.
Next:
Broken Bond
Broken Wing
Broken Leg
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Broken Wing deals 1 damage to target creature with flying. Tap that creature. It loses flying until end of turn.
Next:
Red Wine // White Wine
Sunflash Mace
3WR jor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever
3RR zirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers
4:SymRG::SymRG: wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable
2WU kangee, aerie keeper birds
1UBR jeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
3UWR numot, the devastator of [the spirit of edh]
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, target creature can't block this turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, that creature can't attack during its controller's next turn.
Equip 2
Next:
Earthshock
Soldevi Assassin
Tin Golem
Instant
Deal 2 damage to target opponent. If you control more untapped lands than target opponent, deal 4 damage instead.
Next:
Foliage Army
Sidekick
Mirror Difference
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Sorcery
Search target opponent library for four cards. Exile them and shuffle their library.
If three of those exiled cards were lands, repeat this process one more time.
NExt:
Squirrel Armor
Above Warning
Error Tome
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Once per turn, if a source would destroy enchanted creature, it doesn't. Instead, put X 1/1 green Squirrel Troll creature tokens with "If this creature would be destroyed, regenerate it." where X is the converted mana cost of that source.
Next:
The Man in Your Closet
Squirrelamorphic Expanse
The Unpaid Prostitute Bill
Land
:symtap:, exile ~: Search your library for a basic Forest land card, reveal it, and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token onto the battlefield.
Blindside
Wrap-Around
Snuggle
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Tap two target creatures.
Next:
Strife
Antidote
Transplanar Transgression
Permanent
Spend at least 5 colored mana on the Archenemy.
When the Archenemy enters the battlefield, each player exiles 2 cards from the top of his or her library and adds it to the Archenemy's hand face down.
Treat the Archenemy as a player with 15 life that takes a turn after you.
At the beginning of the Archenemy's turn, each player exiles a card from the top of his or her library and adds it to the Archenemy's hand face down.
During the Archenemy's main phase, for each of its opponents, it plays a card from its hand at random without paying that card's mana cost for which all player targets of all activated abilities will be that opponent, and for which all permanent targets will be targets of that opponent's choice.
During the Archenemy's declare attackers step, for each creature it controls, flip a coin. If heads, that creature attacks a random opponent this turn.
Next:
Otarian Pirates
Mutinous Grumblings
Secession
3WR jor kadeen, the prevailer weenies and extra combat forever
3RR zirilan of the claw dragons and damage doublers
4:SymRG::SymRG: wort, the raidmother burn is now EDH viable
2WU kangee, aerie keeper birds
1UBR jeleva, nephalia's scourge spellslinger/storm
here are the mana costs of generals i no longer play: 2BR3BB3UBG4UB:SymUB::SymUB:2URRG3WWU2UU2GGUUBGG
3UWR numot, the devastator of [the spirit of edh]
Creature - Minotaur Warrior
Haste, Trample
Whenever a creature with haste attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
4/4
Next:
Night Warrior
Street Fighter
Fatality
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Instant
Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
Draw a card.
Next:
Shady Dealings
River of Dreams
Grotesque Mutilation