Azorius Proclamation :1mana::symuw::symuw:
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, remove a card at random from the game.
Until your next turn, spells with converted mana cost equal to or less than the removed card's can't be played. "Tax for speech. That'll quell the protestors, or make me rich in the process."
Null Moon
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Clatterbat 3
Artifact Creature- Bat Construct
Flying
Whenever Clatterbat deals combat damage to a creature with flying, Clatterbat and that creature lose flying. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Twice as blind as its natural cousins.
1/3
Moss: I think it needs to be worded "Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn." or "Attacking creatures you control get +2/+0."
Memories of Pain 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, put a Pain counter on ~.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 for each Pain counter on ~.
When enchanted creature is put into a graveyard from play, its controller returns ~ to play attached to target creature.
Moss: I think it needs to be worded "Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn." or "Attacking creatures you control get +2/+0."
Pause 1W // Reflect 3UR
Instant // Instant
Target attacking creature and each creature blocking it deal no combat damage this turn. // Change the target of target spell with a single target. Then put a copy of it on the stack targeting the same target.
LockR
Instant
Untap up to three target artifacts.
// LoadU
Until end of turn, whenever an artifact is tapped for mana, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Artificial Aureole3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains Vigilance and "1W: This creature gains +1/+2 until the end of turn"
Equip:WW "Even when its not the real thing, its wearer feels the holyness needed to do the job"
Next: Goblin Genius
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Final Frontier2GGG
Sorcery
Search your library for any number of land cards and put them in your hand. For each card put into your hand this way discard a card "For to meet with the final frontier is a dangerous business, think of it what would happen to all explorers then?"
Next: Guiding light
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Rightly Rigor 1WW
Instant
Prevent all damage dealt to target creature you control, If you used U to pay for this spell it cannot be the target of further spells until the end of turn. "The gods are merciful and will watch for us"
Next: Ultimate Victory
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Ultimate Victory2WWRR Sorcery
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player this turn, that player sacrifices a permanent. "Raze it all to the ground, leave no man alive or structure standing!"
Weaver of Words
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
[16:23] Alacar Leoricar: maybe if you do it'll make the porn more meaningful
Astral Remora 2UU
Creature- Spirit Fish
Aura spells target Astral Remora if able.
Astral Remora has protection from auras as long as it's enchanted. This effect doesn't remove auras on Astral Remora. Its sucker attaches not to sharks, but to magic.
2/3
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Chain Reaction :3mana::symr:
Instant
Destroy target permanent. Then that permanent's controller may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Waterfall Guardian3U Creature- Spirit
Whenever you would draw a card, you may pay U instead. If you do, return target creature to it's owner's hand.
1/4
Next: Covetous Libra
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
[16:23] Alacar Leoricar: maybe if you do it'll make the porn more meaningful
Covetous Libra4
Legendary Artifact
Whenever a creature enters play, if a player controls less creatures than any other, he or she puts a colorless 1/1 Counterweight artifact creature into play .
Astral Hideout3W
Enchantment 2W: Remove target creature you control from the game.
When ~ leaves play, return all creatures removed this way to play under their owners' control.
Next: Halls of the Mountain King
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Halls of the Mountain King Legendary Land T: Add R to your mana pool RT:If target opponent controls a island, deal 1 damage to that player. Play this ability only anytime you could play a sorcery.
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play ~, remove a card at random from the game.
Until your next turn, spells with converted mana cost equal to or less than the removed card's can't be played.
"Tax for speech. That'll quell the protestors, or make me rich in the process."
Null Moon
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures with Haunt. Return all creatures Haunting other creatures to play.
Next: Clatterbat
Artifact Creature- Bat Construct
Flying
Whenever Clatterbat deals combat damage to a creature with flying, Clatterbat and that creature lose flying. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Twice as blind as its natural cousins.
1/3
Next: Icon of Savagery
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary Creature - Beast
Trample, haste
Attacking creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
4/3
Next: Memories of Pain
Memories of Pain 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, put a Pain counter on ~.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 for each Pain counter on ~.
When enchanted creature is put into a graveyard from play, its controller returns ~ to play attached to target creature.
Next: Badger Baiting
Take a look at this.
Badger Baiting G
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Badgers able to block enchanted creature must do so.
Next: Pause // Reflect
Instant // Instant
Target attacking creature and each creature blocking it deal no combat damage this turn. // Change the target of target spell with a single target. Then put a copy of it on the stack targeting the same target.
Next: Lock // Load
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Um....I'm pretty sure that just proves my point...doesn't it?
Next person do Lock // Load, as I just posted.
Instant
Untap up to three target artifacts.
//
Load U
Until end of turn, whenever an artifact is tapped for mana, add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Next: Artificial Aureole
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains Vigilance and "1W: This creature gains +1/+2 until the end of turn"
Equip:WW
"Even when its not the real thing, its wearer feels the holyness needed to do the job"
Next: Goblin Genius
Creature - Goblin Wizard
Sacrifice ~: ~ deals damage to target creature equal to ~'s power. Draw cards equal to ~'s toughness.
1/1
Next: Fragile Thought
Instant
Until end of turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay 1 life. If you do, that player discards a card.
Next: Final Frontier
Sorcery
Search your library for any number of land cards and put them in your hand. For each card put into your hand this way discard a card
"For to meet with the final frontier is a dangerous business, think of it what would happen to all explorers then?"
Next: Guiding light
Instant
When target creature is put into your graveyard from play this turn, return it to play at end of turn.
Next: Theft of Ideas
Instant
Prevent all damage dealt to target creature you control, If you used U to pay for this spell it cannot be the target of further spells until the end of turn.
"The gods are merciful and will watch for us"
Next: Ultimate Victory
Sorcery
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player this turn, that player sacrifices a permanent.
"Raze it all to the ground, leave no man alive or structure standing!"
Weaver of Words
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you play a spell, you may pay 1. If you do, draw a card.
2/2
Next: Destruction of Unity
Creature- Horror
Fear
During your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do not, you lose 2 life.
3/3
Astral Remora
Creature- Spirit Fish
Aura spells target Astral Remora if able.
Astral Remora has protection from auras as long as it's enchanted. This effect doesn't remove auras on Astral Remora.
Its sucker attaches not to sharks, but to magic.
2/3
Next: Heartroil
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sorcery
Target creature deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Next: Chain Reaction
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Instant
Destroy target permanent. Then that permanent's controller may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Next: Waterfall Guardian
Creature- Spirit
Whenever you would draw a card, you may pay U instead. If you do, return target creature to it's owner's hand.
1/4
Next: Covetous Libra
Legendary Artifact
Whenever a creature enters play, if a player controls less creatures than any other, he or she puts a colorless 1/1 Counterweight artifact creature into play .
Next: Astral Hideout
Enchantment
2W: Remove target creature you control from the game.
When ~ leaves play, return all creatures removed this way to play under their owners' control.
Next: Halls of the Mountain King
Legendary Land
T: Add R to your mana pool
RT:If target opponent controls a island, deal 1 damage to that player. Play this ability only anytime you could play a sorcery.
Next: Healing-venom cobra
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