Ecstacy of Pain :symb::symb:
Sorcery
Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature you control. Gain 1 life for each counter put on creatures this way.
Replicate- :symb:, discard a card.
Premature Detonation
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Deranged Hellraiser B
Creature - Human Wizard T, Sacrifice seven creatures: Search your library for a demon creature card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
1/1
Next:
Earthshaker Hellion
Fail Cannon
Contract With God
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Raven Gull 1U
Instant – Disdain
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 1. If the player does, you may put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.
Flashback 2U
-minrar: uncommon
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Cavewater Worm U
Creature - Worm
Whenever Cavewater Worm blocks, draw a card.
0/1
Next:
Gibbering Orb
Replakia
Summon the Leveler
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Ghost Portal5
Artifact (r) 5, T, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put a 0/0 colorless Spirit creature token onto the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is equal to the exiled creature’s power.
Aspiring Emperor Hope 1WW
Creature - Human Aristocrat
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
2/2
Next:
Ascended Chosen of the Twisted God
Immari Stormbringer
Gigantic Chainsaw-Toting Robot
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Gigantic Chainsaw-Toting Robot
Artifact Creature - Construct
Trample
Sacrifice a land: Add to your mana pool one mana of any type that the sacrificed land could produce.
When Gigantic Chainsaw-Toting Robot deals combat damage to a player, destroy target land that player controls.
7/7
Shankill Butchers 2RRW
Creature - Human Rebel Rogue
Double strike, haste RW,t: Destroy target random creature you don't control. Put a quest counter on Shankill Butchers.
As long as Shankill Butchers has five or more quest counters on it, it doesn't untap during your untap step and creatures you control can't attack unless you pay 2 for each attacking creature.
Whenever a green or blue creature dies, untap Shankill Butchers.
3/2
Lunatic's Advice :symu::symb::symr:
Sorcery Madness- Draw seven cards, then exile three cards from your hand.
Buyback- Exile the top 5 cards of you Library.
Sage's Remorse
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Quell the Chaos 1WW
Enchantment
All instances of X are equal to 4.
Next:
Immanis et Inanis
Vengeful Gaze of God
Dissonance Mote
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Clinging Vines 1G
Instant
Creatures may be blocked as though they had no abilities until the end of turn.
Next:
Rawg Berserker
Rapture of the Machine
Ethereal Abduction
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Corrupted Tutor1BB
Instant
A player may pay 5 life, if they do, counter this card.
Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, shuffle your library then put that card on top of it.
False Tutor 1BB
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand and chooses a card from their hand. Exile all cards with that name from that player's hand, graveyard, and library. Then shuffle that player's library.
Next:
Ironhide Rawg
Thief of Life
Mortem Machina
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Ironhide Rawg :symr::symr::symg:
Creature- Cat Lizard
:symrg:: Until end of turn, switch it's power and toughness. Threshold- First Strike
2/6
The Day The World Wept (Scheme)
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The Day The World Wept
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, destroy all creatures, then each player discards their hand, then each player removes their graveyards from the game. Remove this scheme from your scheme deck.
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wording is close enough. look at Meteor Crater.
Ecstacy of Pain :symb::symb:
Sorcery
Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature you control. Gain 1 life for each counter put on creatures this way.
Replicate- :symb:, discard a card.
Premature Detonation
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Remove all time counters from target suspended instant or sorcery card.
Draw a card.
Next: Deranged Hellraiser
Creature - Human Wizard
T, Sacrifice seven creatures: Search your library for a demon creature card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
1/1
Next:
Earthshaker Hellion
Fail Cannon
Contract With God
Creature - Hellion (r)
When ~ enters or leaves the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to each creature without flying.
3/3
Next: Raven Gull
1U
Instant – Disdain
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 1. If the player does, you may put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.
Flashback 2U
-minrar: uncommon
Next: Reckless Cartographer
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Worm
Whenever Cavewater Worm blocks, draw a card.
0/1
Next:
Gibbering Orb
Replakia
Summon the Leveler
Artifact (r)
2, Pay 2 life: Draw a card, then another target player gains control of ~.
Next: Smoke and Mirrors
Enchantment
2UU: Target creature gains hexproof until end of turn and is unblockable this turn.
Next: Ghost Portal
Artifact (r)
5, T, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put a 0/0 colorless Spirit creature token onto the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is equal to the exiled creature’s power.
Next: Aspiring Emperor Hope
Creature - Human Aristocrat
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
2/2
Next:
Ascended Chosen of the Twisted God
Immari Stormbringer
Gigantic Chainsaw-Toting Robot
Artifact Creature - Construct
Trample
Sacrifice a land: Add to your mana pool one mana of any type that the sacrificed land could produce.
When Gigantic Chainsaw-Toting Robot deals combat damage to a player, destroy target land that player controls.
7/7
Next: Lofty Goal
Enchantment
Sacrifice an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, and a planeswalker: You get an emblem with, "You have absorb 3".
Next: Shankill Butchers
Shankill Butchers 2RRW
Creature - Human Rebel Rogue
Double strike, haste
RW,t: Destroy target random creature you don't control. Put a quest counter on Shankill Butchers.
As long as Shankill Butchers has five or more quest counters on it, it doesn't untap during your untap step and creatures you control can't attack unless you pay 2 for each attacking creature.
Whenever a green or blue creature dies, untap Shankill Butchers.
3/2
Next: Nut Kraken
Creature - Kreaken
Islandwalk
~ attacks each turn if able.
5/4
Next: Lunatic's Advice
Sorcery
Madness- Draw seven cards, then exile three cards from your hand.
Buyback- Exile the top 5 cards of you Library.
Sage's Remorse
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
Each player's maximum hand size is 4.
Next: Follow the Blind
Instant
Each opponent shuffles his/her library.
Draw a card.
Next: Quell the Chaos
Enchantment
All instances of X are equal to 4.
Next:
Immanis et Inanis
Vengeful Gaze of God
Dissonance Mote
Instant
Exile all creatures that dealt damage to you this turn.
Next: Clinging Vines
Instant
Creatures may be blocked as though they had no abilities until the end of turn.
Next:
Rawg Berserker
Rapture of the Machine
Ethereal Abduction
Sorcery
Put target face-up exiled creature card onto the battlefield under your control.
Next: Corrupted Tutor
Instant
A player may pay 5 life, if they do, counter this card.
Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, shuffle your library then put that card on top of it.
Next: False Tutor
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Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand and chooses a card from their hand. Exile all cards with that name from that player's hand, graveyard, and library. Then shuffle that player's library.
Next:
Ironhide Rawg
Thief of Life
Mortem Machina
Creature- Cat Lizard
:symrg:: Until end of turn, switch it's power and toughness.
Threshold- First Strike
2/6
The Day The World Wept (Scheme)
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Oh, every name I post in this thread is the name of whatever random song I pick off of my itunes. Down to business...
The Day The World Wept
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, destroy all creatures, then each player discards their hand, then each player removes their graveyards from the game. Remove this scheme from your scheme deck.
Next: Gridlock