I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Obok Meatgod, Giantslayer2RR
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Berserker
Protection from spells with converted mana cost 3 or higher
When Obok Meatgod, Giantslayer enters the battlefield, destroy another target creature with power 4 or greater.
Obok Meatgod, Giantslayer gets +2/+2 for each creature in all graveyards with power 4 or greater.
3/4
Next: Belief Structure
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Belief Structure2(G/W)(G/W)(G/W) Enchantment
You and all creatures you control have shroud as long as you
control no tapped creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may choose a creature on
the battlefield. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
next: Return of the Dragons
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Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Cacame Awemedinade, the Immortal Onslaught4GG
Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior Lord
Elves you control are indestructible.
If you control six or more Elves, Cacame Awemedinade, the Immortal Onslaught gets +4/+4 and trample. 3GG: Put two green 2/2 Elf Warrior creature tokens onto the battlefield.
4/4
Next: Undeniable
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Undeniable 3WUB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is indestructible and can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Damage enchanted creature would deal can't be prevented.
-minrar: rare
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Sanguinator5
Artifact Creature - Golem
As long as ~'s power is 3 or less, it has Haste and First strike.
~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each B or R spent to cast it.
1/1
Revenge of the Hatred 1BB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Pay X life: Enchanted Creature gets +X/+0 until the end of turn.
Whenever enchanted creature is put into a graveyard from play, return Revenge of the Hatred to your hand.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Tholtig Cryptbrain, The Last Queen of Circletower4W
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Warrior
Double strike
You and permanents you control have protection from green.
2/5
Prismatic Shield X
Artifact - Equipment
Sunburst
When Prismatic Shield comes into play, draw a card.
Equip 1
Equipped creature gets +0/+X, where X is the number of charge counters on Prismatic Shield.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Interrupted by Carp 4UU
Instant
End the turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put a 2/2
blue Fish creature token with Islandwalk onto the battlefield.
next: Hateful Gigant (no I don't mean giant)
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If I could "like" or "upvote" you right now, I would.
Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Apprentice of the Veil 1U
Creature - Human Wizard
When Apprentice of the Veil enters the battlefield, target creature becomes unblockable until the end of turn.
1/1
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Fillet EvildoerRW Instant
Fillet Evildoer deals 5 damage to target black or red
creature and you gain 5 life. When a creature dealt
damage this way would be put into a graveyard this
turn, exile it instead.
next: Jailbreak
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If I could "like" or "upvote" you right now, I would.
Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Goblin Bureaucrat1RR Creature - Human Advisor
When ~ comes into play, it deals 1 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way is put into a graveyard, repeat this process. I'm sorry, you'll have to fill out the form again...
Set The SceneGGGX Sorcery
Destroy all permanents. Each player searches their library for X lands and a creature with converted mana cost X or less and puts them onto the battlefield.
Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player loses 1 life.
Next: Obok Meatgod
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Berserker
Protection from spells with converted mana cost 3 or higher
When Obok Meatgod, Giantslayer enters the battlefield, destroy another target creature with power 4 or greater.
Obok Meatgod, Giantslayer gets +2/+2 for each creature in all graveyards with power 4 or greater.
3/4
Next: Belief Structure
Some people just love Jace a little too much
Enchantment
You and all creatures you control have shroud as long as you
control no tapped creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may choose a creature on
the battlefield. It gains vigilance until end of turn.
next: Return of the Dragons
Sorcery
Return all dragons in all graveyards to the battlefield under your control.
Next: Yellow Marine
Artifact Creature - Soldier
2: Choose a basic land type. ~ gains landwalk of the chosen type until the end of that turn.
2/2
Next: Voidgift
Instant
All players lose the game.
Seriously, how total can you get?
Next: Cacame Awemedinade, the Immortal Onslaught
Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior Lord
Elves you control are indestructible.
If you control six or more Elves, Cacame Awemedinade, the Immortal Onslaught gets +4/+4 and trample.
3GG: Put two green 2/2 Elf Warrior creature tokens onto the battlefield.
4/4
Next: Undeniable
Some people just love Jace a little too much
3WUB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is indestructible and can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Damage enchanted creature would deal can't be prevented.
-minrar: rare
Next: Varnalcan Merchant and/or Cuttlefish Sneak
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Artifact Creature - Golem
As long as ~'s power is 3 or less, it has Haste and First strike.
~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each B or R spent to cast it.
1/1
Next: Revenge of the Hatred
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Pay X life: Enchanted Creature gets +X/+0 until the end of turn.
Whenever enchanted creature is put into a graveyard from play, return Revenge of the Hatred to your hand.
Next: Tholtig Cryptbrain, The Last Queen of Circletower (Seriously, read the story. It's awesome.)
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Warrior
Double strike
You and permanents you control have protection from green.
2/5
Next: Mwonvuli Bloom
Creature - Plant
Cumulative upkeep 1
~ gets +1/+1 for each age counter on it.
t: Add one mana of any colour to your mana pool.
1/1
Next: Prismatic Shield
Artifact - Equipment
Sunburst
When Prismatic Shield comes into play, draw a card.
Equip 1
Equipped creature gets +0/+X, where X is the number of charge counters on Prismatic Shield.
Next: Interrupted by Carp
Instant
End the turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put a 2/2
blue Fish creature token with Islandwalk onto the battlefield.
next: Hateful Gigant (no I don't mean giant)
Creature - Giant Ant
Rampage 1
4/4
Next: Bad Horse
Creature - Horse Zombie
Deathtouch
1B: Regenerate ~.
2/1
Next: Compromise
Instant
Target opponent gains 5 life. Draw 2 cards.
Next: Brainthirster
Creature - Horror
Intimidate
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
3/2
Next: Lifethirster
Instant
Tap target creature.
Next: Shivvax Disembowler
Creature - Horror
First StrikeWhenever a creature is dealt damage by ~, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
3/1
Next: Apprentice of the Veil
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Human Wizard
When Apprentice of the Veil enters the battlefield, target creature becomes unblockable until the end of turn.
1/1
Next: Fillet Evildoer
Instant
Fillet Evildoer deals 5 damage to target black or red
creature and you gain 5 life. When a creature dealt
damage this way would be put into a graveyard this
turn, exile it instead.
next: Jailbreak
Instant
Put target face-up exiled creature card onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
Next: Goblin Bureaucrat
Creature - Human Advisor
When ~ comes into play, it deals 1 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way is put into a graveyard, repeat this process.
I'm sorry, you'll have to fill out the form again...
Next: Set the Scene
Sorcery
Destroy all permanents. Each player searches their library for X lands and a creature with converted mana cost X or less and puts them onto the battlefield.
Next: Natural Splendor
Standard
:symu::symwr:Blasphemous Flash:symwr::symu:
Legacy
RUG Tempo (Foiled out :dance:)
EDH (I refuse to call it commander :/)
Iname Death Aspect