Bunker Array 4
Artifact - Fortification
Fortify 3
As long as enchanted land is tapped, untapped creatures you control have defender, first strike, and get +1/+1.
Next: Entrench
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Soul Extraction 2B
Instant
Destroy target nonblack, nonartifact creature. You gain 3 life.
Next: Impale
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Soul Extraction2B
Sorcery
You may get two poison counters rather than pay ~'s mana cost.
Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. I can't be regenerated.
ImpaleBR
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice an equipment.
Destroy target creature with toughness less than or equal to that sacrificed equipment's CMC.
Next: Gorgon Eyes
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Goblin Scrap Dealer
Creature- Goblin 1/1
Sacrifice a goblin, :symtap:: Return an artifact in your graveyard to your hand.
:symr::symr:, :symtap:, exile ~: Until end of turn, you may play artifacts in your graveyard as thought they were in your hand.
Smother in Chipmunks
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Smother in Chipmunks G
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep - G
Whenever you pay Smother in Chipmunks' Cumulative Upkeep, you may put a 1/1 green chipmunk token into play. 4GG: Each attacking Chipmunk you control gets +1/+1 for each other attacking chipmunk and gains trample until the end of turn. Use this ability only once per turn.
Next: Swarming Lobsters
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Swarming Lobsters :2mana::symu:
Creature - Lobster
Islandwalk
Whenever ~ is put into the graveyard from the battlefield, target creature gains islandwalk.
1/1
Passage Into Light :symw::symw::symw::symw:
Sorcery
Penetrate (~ ignores Shroud and Protection abilities when targetting.)
Exile target creature.
Rebound
Fractured Colossus
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Shark-Fin Helm 3
Artifact - Equipment
Equip (2/U)
Equipped creature has islandwalk and gets +2/+0
Next: Leonidas' Defiance
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Leonidas's DefianceWW
Instant
Cast ~ only if you control a legendary creature.
You and permanents you control gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. "Tonight, we dine in banks!"
Klystron Relay 3UU
Artifact Enchantment
Artifacts you control have "Reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact, draw a card."
Next: Overlord Malebrache
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Overlord Malebrache3BBB (you're sure it's not "malebranche"?)
Creature - Demon
Flying
Whenever another creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its controller loses life equal to its toughness.
5/5
My primary experience is with the order of demons from Narbonic, which are indeed spelled Malebrache instead of Malebranche, whether by accident or design. I just think it sounds more menacing without the 'n', accuracy aside.
Lord of the Aftertime 3UU
Creature - Avatar
You skip your untap step, main phases and combat phase.
At the beginning of each other player's untap step, untap all permanents you control. UU: Take another turn after this one. You skip the untap step, main phases, and combat phase of that turn.*
5/5
*Just in case you get rid of him before that next turn.
Next: Ikt-Ikt Beetles
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Ikt-Ikt Beetles :symb::symg:
Creature- Insect 3/1
At the beginning of each turn, unless you pay 1 life, sacrifice ~.
As long as you have 5 or less life, ~ gains Infect.
Bored to Tears
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Fearful Compulsion 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, its controller discards a card. R: Enchanted creature attacks this turn if able.
Next: Vlegh's Facetaker
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Vlegh, Ruin Explorer 3UB
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter Rogue
Whenever Vlegh deals combat damage to a player, draw up to that many cards and lose 1 life for each card you drew.
3/5
Next: Spikefist Gletch
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Return to Roots XGG
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices X nonland permanents. Then each player searches their library for up to X lands and puts them into play tapped. Then each player shuffles their library.
Next: All Flesh is Grass (As in, your flesh will be grazed on like grass)
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All Flesh is Grass3BR
Sorcery
Until end of turn, creatures you control gain wither and "t: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."
Next: Dragon Teeth
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Artifact - Fortification
Fortify 3
As long as enchanted land is tapped, untapped creatures you control have defender, first strike, and get +1/+1.
Next: Entrench
Sorcery
Creatures you control are indestructible until end of turn.
Next: Soul Extraction
Instant
Destroy target nonblack, nonartifact creature. You gain 3 life.
Next: Impale
Sorcery
You may get two poison counters rather than pay ~'s mana cost.
Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. I can't be regenerated.
Impale BR
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice an equipment.
Destroy target creature with toughness less than or equal to that sacrificed equipment's CMC.
Next: Gorgon Eyes
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a noncreature artifact with no abilities.
Next: Scrap Bomb
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Enchantment
Sacrifice an artifact and ~: ~ deals damage equal to the sacrificed artifact's CMC to target creature or player.
Next: Goblin Scrap Dealer
Creature- Goblin 1/1
Sacrifice a goblin, :symtap:: Return an artifact in your graveyard to your hand.
:symr::symr:, :symtap:, exile ~: Until end of turn, you may play artifacts in your graveyard as thought they were in your hand.
Smother in Chipmunks
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep - G
Whenever you pay Smother in Chipmunks' Cumulative Upkeep, you may put a 1/1 green chipmunk token into play.
4GG: Each attacking Chipmunk you control gets +1/+1 for each other attacking chipmunk and gains trample until the end of turn. Use this ability only once per turn.
Next: Swarming Lobsters
Creature - Lobster
Islandwalk
Whenever ~ is put into the graveyard from the battlefield, target creature gains islandwalk.
1/1
Next: Passage Into Light
Sorcery
Penetrate (~ ignores Shroud and Protection abilities when targetting.)
Exile target creature.
Rebound
Fractured Colossus
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Golem Giant (C)
Trample
If a source would deal 2 or more damage to ~, sacrifice it.
5/5
Next: Shark-Fin Helm
Artifact - Equipment
Equip (2/U)
Equipped creature has islandwalk and gets +2/+0
Next: Leonidas' Defiance
Instant
Cast ~ only if you control a legendary creature.
You and permanents you control gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
"Tonight, we dine in banks!"
Next: Klystron Relay
Artifact Enchantment
Artifacts you control have "Reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact, draw a card."
Next: Overlord Malebrache
Creature - Demon
Flying
Whenever another creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its controller loses life equal to its toughness.
5/5
Next: Lord of the Aftertime
Lord of the Aftertime 3UU
Creature - Avatar
You skip your untap step, main phases and combat phase.
At the beginning of each other player's untap step, untap all permanents you control.
UU: Take another turn after this one. You skip the untap step, main phases, and combat phase of that turn.*
5/5
*Just in case you get rid of him before that next turn.
Next: Ikt-Ikt Beetles
Creature- Insect 3/1
At the beginning of each turn, unless you pay 1 life, sacrifice ~.
As long as you have 5 or less life, ~ gains Infect.
Bored to Tears
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-0. If it's tapped, it gets -0/-3 instead.
Tar Aberration
Creature – Horror
Whenever Tar Aberration blocks, each attacking creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
3/6
Next: Pirate Cove
Land-Island
(t: add U to your mana pool.)
Pirate creatures you control have islandwalk.
t: Target Pirate or Ship has shroud until end of turn.
Next: Fearful Compulsion
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, its controller discards a card.
R: Enchanted creature attacks this turn if able.
Next: Vlegh's Facetaker
Creature- Shapeshifter Assassin
Flash
When ~ enters play, destroy target creature. ~ becomes a copy of that creature.
1/3
Next: Vlegh, Ruin Explorer
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter Rogue
Whenever Vlegh deals combat damage to a player, draw up to that many cards and lose 1 life for each card you drew.
3/5
Next: Spikefist Gletch
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices X nonland permanents. Then each player searches their library for up to X lands and puts them into play tapped. Then each player shuffles their library.
Next: All Flesh is Grass (As in, your flesh will be grazed on like grass)
Sorcery
Until end of turn, creatures you control gain wither and "t: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."
Next: Dragon Teeth