My worst memory..... figuring out i've been cheated on for the past 2 years. Yeah. That sucked pretty badly.
Dark EpiphanyBBB
Instant M
As an additional cost to cast Dark Epiphany, pay X Life
Reveal the top X cards of your library, you may cast any number of instant or sorcery cards with converted mana cost X or less without paying their mana costs. Exile all other cards revealed this way. A betrayal of the heart is one thought best left unrealized.
IIW: Take a color associated creature, and drop it one (or both) of it's enemy colors (i.e. a white or blue goblin, a black or red angel, a blue or black wurm, etc.,)
Flamingo Dreams1W
Instant {R}
Choose one—Put a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield; or put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Epic "Dreams are often less exciting than reality."
IIW: Choose a format. Design a card to break it wide open (see: mental misstep, snapcaster mage)
Grasp of Love2B
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack you or block creatures you control.
While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, if your opponents could choose you or enchanted creature, your opponents must choose enchanted creature.
It's black for the lulz, not because I want it to eat the colour pie for breakfast.
IIW: Puns! PUNS! PUNS! (ie. make a play on a name of an existing card)
Crap Your Pants :symu::symu:
Instant (U)
Split Second
Crap Your Pants can't be countered.
Tap target creature and it craps its pants. It can't untap until another creature craps its pants. Only embarrassing until it happens to someone else. Then it's only embarrassing.
I don't think I need to explain this one.
But really, it could be translated into a neat card. (ie: give it a serious name and use counters or whatever).
Someday, somebody will come in here and report all of the posts like this.
Someday.
"But it won't be today, and it won't be you."
My entry represents the day when my baby was born.
First Touch1W
Instant (U)
Target creature gains protection from everything until end of turn. Inspired, motivated, empowered... those are words that can't describe what Kooleezhee citizens feel about their offspring.
Apathetic Epiphany1WB
Sorcery {r}
Exile target creature. At the end of the turn, that creature's controller may have it return to the battlefield under its owner's control. If they do they lose life equal to its converted mana cost. You gain that much life.
My first/probably worst memory was being strapped into a stroller and seeing a teddy bear in a toy store window as I helplessly passed by. I clearly remember thinking thus as these events transpired: Life is useless
University Acceptance3UU
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for an instant card, a sorcery card, and a Wizard card and reveal them. Shuffle your library and put them on top of your library in any order.
Flashing Lights 2W Enchantment
Creatures enter the battlefield tapped. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" "Not fast enough."
"Wrong answer."
IIW: Gambling cards.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." --Mark Twain
If I win a Winner is Judge-type game and forget an IIW:
1. A creature that will be destroyed by spot removal, but not mass removal.
2. Stockholm Syndrome
So your opponent can just bounce your 6/6? I don't want that - I want to win. C+
My card was templated the same as Aura Shards, the difference being a (unnecessary, in my opinion) 'you may,' which just lets the owner of aura shards know, "You control this ability because you control me," which is completely redundant.
Of course the controller of the guy i designed controls the ability. It's not rocket science.
Immaculate MisconceptionWW
[U]Instant [/U][u]
Remove target blocked creature from combat. Return each creature blocking it to its owner's hand. The Aquilanons, a race of flightless, winged men, strike fear into the hearts of their foes for resembling angels when attacking from above. This may describe their evolutionary anomaly.
iiw: FLAMINGO MAN ... IT'S JUST A JOB ... FIVE DAYS A WEEK ... AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO RAISE 'EM ... IF YOU DID ...
Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
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Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
This actually seems a bit weak. You are attacking with a 5-mana Demigod! You are supposed to win the game! Not here - this will probably endure a chump or two, and it might actually grow weaker. Also, I think it would be better if it's power was 0 and it has a power boost ability, as I don't think it was formatted correctly. C
Well, it's a card to either be built around, or to be used as a sideboard option. In a well designed goblins or white weenie deck, it will reliably swing for upwards of 12 damage (6 first strike, 6 normal) the turn after you've played it. That taken into account, it totally wins the game when it swings, as it either connects for game, or just puts pressure on your opponent. Even a 4/5 double striker for five is amazing. Don't forget, it counts itself as well. At the same time, it's also a good sideboard option against white weenie, goblins, and even RDW, as, against the creature based decks, it becomes a formidable wall that eats up even your opponent's largest creatures once a turn, and that 5 toughness keeps it outside the range of almost all of RDW's hottest burn spells.
Also, it is formatted correctly. I don't screw that up.
Wow.... I cant believe I won with that card. Both of the wins ive gotten I thought were with my worst entries. Whatever I've got some stuff going on and my friend Umbrella Merc might judge for me if curcumstances wont permit me too. Good stuff so far guys keep it up
My card was templated the same as Aura Shards, the difference being a (unnecessary, in my opinion) 'you may,' which just lets the owner of aura shards know, "You control this ability because you control me," which is completely redundant.
Of course the controller of the guy i designed controls the ability. It's not rocket science.
Also, doesn't the 'another' word mean he can't actually be bounced by that ability anyway?
Flamingo Dreams1W
Instant {R}
Choose one—Put a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield; or put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Epic "Dreams are often less exciting than reality."
Brutal! Cast it at the end of your second turn. Next turn I start attacking with a 4/4... and gets better every time! And it will come back if you kill it! Me loves power card.
Remember the good old days, where you typed up an entire paper and your computer shut down?
Good times.
Progress Cancelled4UB
Instant (R)
Exile all spells and all permanents that entered the battlefield this turn.
Each player cannot cast spells this turn. "System file corrupted. Shutdown imminent."
Dark Epiphany BBB
Instant M
As an additional cost to cast Dark Epiphany, pay X Life
Reveal the top X cards of your library, you may cast any number of instant or sorcery cards with converted mana cost X or less without paying their mana costs. Exile all other cards revealed this way.
A betrayal of the heart is one thought best left unrealized.
IIW: Take a color associated creature, and drop it one (or both) of it's enemy colors (i.e. a white or blue goblin, a black or red angel, a blue or black wurm, etc.,)
WUB Esper Control
Legacy
WU Miracles
Edh
WUBErtai, the corrupted
Modern
GR Welcome to the Jungle
Instant {R}
Choose one—Put a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield; or put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Epic
"Dreams are often less exciting than reality."
IIW: Choose a format. Design a card to break it wide open (see: mental misstep, snapcaster mage)
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack you or block creatures you control.
While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, if your opponents could choose you or enchanted creature, your opponents must choose enchanted creature.
It's black for the lulz, not because I want it to eat the colour pie for breakfast.
IIW: Puns! PUNS! PUNS! (ie. make a play on a name of an existing card)
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Diefi00 earns himself a place in Tier I.
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Someday.
System Crash UUU
Instant (R)
Tap six target permanents controlled by a single player.
"Awh man . . ."
It is about when Pokemon Stadium II wiped my save data. :'(
IIW: Cards that combo with multiples of themselves.
Instant C
Regenerate target creature and gain 2 life.
"In my case, it didn't work" -- pstmdrn
[Clan Flamingo]
Instant (U)
Split Second
Crap Your Pants can't be countered.
Tap target creature and it craps its pants. It can't untap until another creature craps its pants.
Only embarrassing until it happens to someone else. Then it's only embarrassing.
I don't think I need to explain this one.
But really, it could be translated into a neat card. (ie: give it a serious name and use counters or whatever).
IIW: Green vampires.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Enchantment {U}
As long as there is exactly one creature on your side of the battlefield, that creature gets +2/+2 and gains fear.
"Mommy?"
My name is Luke. I'm a casual MTG player.
My entry represents the day when my baby was born.
First Touch 1W
Instant (U)
Target creature gains protection from everything until end of turn.
Inspired, motivated, empowered... those are words that can't describe what Kooleezhee citizens feel about their offspring.
IIW: A cup of coffee, please!
The clan for custom card creators!
Sorcery {r}
Exile target creature. At the end of the turn, that creature's controller may have it return to the battlefield under its owner's control. If they do they lose life equal to its converted mana cost. You gain that much life.
My first/probably worst memory was being strapped into a stroller and seeing a teddy bear in a toy store window as I helplessly passed by. I clearly remember thinking thus as these events transpired: Life is useless
IIW: Alara+Ravnica
This awesome signature is tbe work of DNC at Heroes of the Plane Studio!
Magic Wars: DaesseclusMagic Wars Reboot Race:Emesmaa
Orammis Bhasir
Asirri Rokhane
Ursinus Koliel
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for an instant card, a sorcery card, and a Wizard card and reveal them. Shuffle your library and put them on top of your library in any order.
IIW: Nonblack Demons.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
-- R.I.P. 10/16/11-2/29/12
Enchantment
Creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
"Not fast enough."
"Wrong answer."
IIW: Gambling cards.
If I win a Winner is Judge-type game and forget an IIW:
2. Stockholm Syndrome
My card was templated the same as Aura Shards, the difference being a (unnecessary, in my opinion) 'you may,' which just lets the owner of aura shards know, "You control this ability because you control me," which is completely redundant.
Of course the controller of the guy i designed controls the ability. It's not rocket science.
Immaculate Misconception WW
[U]Instant [/U][u]
Remove target blocked creature from combat. Return each creature blocking it to its owner's hand.
The Aquilanons, a race of flightless, winged men, strike fear into the hearts of their foes for resembling angels when attacking from above. This may describe their evolutionary anomaly.
iiw: FLAMINGO MAN ... IT'S JUST A JOB ... FIVE DAYS A WEEK ... AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO RAISE 'EM ... IF YOU DID ...
somebody set us up the bomb.
Well, it's a card to either be built around, or to be used as a sideboard option. In a well designed goblins or white weenie deck, it will reliably swing for upwards of 12 damage (6 first strike, 6 normal) the turn after you've played it. That taken into account, it totally wins the game when it swings, as it either connects for game, or just puts pressure on your opponent. Even a 4/5 double striker for five is amazing. Don't forget, it counts itself as well. At the same time, it's also a good sideboard option against white weenie, goblins, and even RDW, as, against the creature based decks, it becomes a formidable wall that eats up even your opponent's largest creatures once a turn, and that 5 toughness keeps it outside the range of almost all of RDW's hottest burn spells.
Also, it is formatted correctly. I don't screw that up.
There is no chance of survive, make your time.
[Clan Flamingo]
Long live CLAN FLAMINGO
Make wall support cards or a legendary wall
Winner is also Judge = 2
Club Flamingo/Megiddo's Magic Pimp Shack = 4
Domestic Violence BR
Instant C
Target player chooses two creatures he or she controls. They both get +1/+0 until end of turn and fight each other.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Losing the Trust of One You Love
Scheme
When you set this scheme in motion, target player's teammates become his or her opponents.
iiw: make haste
should be an archenemy scheme.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Also, doesn't the 'another' word mean he can't actually be bounced by that ability anyway?
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
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Progress Cancelled 4UB
Instant (R)
Exile all spells and all permanents that entered the battlefield this turn.
Each player cannot cast spells this turn.
"System file corrupted. Shutdown imminent."
IIW: Think Armageddon
WUB Esper Control
Legacy
WU Miracles
Edh
WUBErtai, the corrupted
Modern
GR Welcome to the Jungle