Pretender of Kher Keep 0 • Creature - Kobold C 3RR: Put a +1/+1 counter on Pretender of Kher Keep for each Kobold you control. Someone always rises above the ranks.
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Next: Show me a custom keyword mechanic, custom keyword action or custom ability word of your own design, on a common card.
If there is a desire to continue here, I see no problem with that. What, does Megiddo snap and we all follow? If the thread peters out, that's okay, but if it continues, that's fine too. Megiddo hasn't submitted a card the whole time I've been playing Club Flamingo, so I don't see why he is the arbiter of all. Maybe there can be two clubs.
If I get enough submissions, I'll judge. If it becomes clear that the thread has withered, so be it.
Kobold Totem 0
Artifact
Whenever you cast a creature spell with converted mana cost 0, Kobold Totem becomes a 0/1 red Kobold creature until end of turn. 2R: Each creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 2 minus its converted mana cost. Activate this ability only if Kobold Totem is a creature. (If X is negative, treat it as 0)
Iiw: low mana permanents that are late game all stars
Today is the ten year anniversary of Club Flamingo. While the thread has well and truly died, I thought I'd come back one last time for the traditional Statistics Update. In the meantime, I left some words over in our new home if you would like to read a bit more.
I don't really anticipate posting here again, unfortunately. RIP to MTGS, my fondest internet home, and certainly the one with the most lasting impact to my life. Maybe if we're all still around in 2030 we can get some scotch and celebrate.
Club Flamingo Statistics Update — November 2020
Thread Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆. It always was and always will be.
Thread Size: Interestingly, we have actually lost posts since the last update: Our total today is 55,484. Two years ago when I left the last update, we had 61,261. I think this has something to do with either the purging of European account data due to GDPR or the various changing hands of ownership. Either way, we still beat the next biggest thread by almost 20k posts, so the crown is retained.
Thread Views: Views, on the other hand, don't seem to have been purged. We are still well in first with 2,540,885 views, up from 2,324,835 views last time!
Posts per Day Lifetime: N/A. Due to the loss of posts, this stat isn't really valid anymore, unfortunately.
Posts per Day since last update: N/A, see above.
Thanks Count: 67. Last time I joked that people might have forgotten about Thanks and reminded them to do it. It actually looks like somebody did go and add a Thank to the OP. One person in two years. Amazing. There is hope, after all.
Top Ten Most Prolific Posters, Lifetime:
Chemtrails – 3496 (-) Megiddo – 3282 (+6)
Cythare – 2848 (-)
admirableadmiral – 2581 (-)
AsianInvasion – 2572 (-)
void_nothing – 1805 (+99)
Oculus – 1675 (-) avatarz – 1476 (+14) (Casualty of the Purge) Winterspring – 1409 (+67) (Casualty of the Purge)
MDenham – 1355 (-)
Cardz5000 - 1350 (-)
pstmdrn - 1242 (-)
avatarz and Winterspring appear to be casualties of the data purge I mentioned above, unfortunately. That means that Cardz5000 and pstmdrn have officially made the list! void_nothing also made a valiant effort once again with 99 posts! Still just a hair out of the top 5, though.
• Creature - Kobold C
3RR: Put a +1/+1 counter on Pretender of Kher Keep for each Kobold you control.
Someone always rises above the ranks.
0/1
Next: Show me a custom keyword mechanic, custom keyword action or custom ability word of your own design, on a common card.
If I get enough submissions, I'll judge. If it becomes clear that the thread has withered, so be it.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Artifact
Whenever you cast a creature spell with converted mana cost 0, Kobold Totem becomes a 0/1 red Kobold creature until end of turn.
2R: Each creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 2 minus its converted mana cost. Activate this ability only if Kobold Totem is a creature. (If X is negative, treat it as 0)
Iiw: low mana permanents that are late game all stars
I don't really anticipate posting here again, unfortunately. RIP to MTGS, my fondest internet home, and certainly the one with the most lasting impact to my life. Maybe if we're all still around in 2030 we can get some scotch and celebrate.
Club Flamingo Statistics Update — November 2020
Thread Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆. It always was and always will be.
Thread Size: Interestingly, we have actually lost posts since the last update: Our total today is 55,484. Two years ago when I left the last update, we had 61,261. I think this has something to do with either the purging of European account data due to GDPR or the various changing hands of ownership. Either way, we still beat the next biggest thread by almost 20k posts, so the crown is retained.
Thread Views: Views, on the other hand, don't seem to have been purged. We are still well in first with 2,540,885 views, up from 2,324,835 views last time!
Posts per Day Lifetime: N/A. Due to the loss of posts, this stat isn't really valid anymore, unfortunately.
Posts per Day since last update: N/A, see above.
Thanks Count: 67. Last time I joked that people might have forgotten about Thanks and reminded them to do it. It actually looks like somebody did go and add a Thank to the OP. One person in two years. Amazing. There is hope, after all.
Top Ten Most Prolific Posters, Lifetime:
Chemtrails – 3496 (-)
Megiddo – 3282 (+6)
Cythare – 2848 (-)
admirableadmiral – 2581 (-)
AsianInvasion – 2572 (-)
void_nothing – 1805 (+99)
Oculus – 1675 (-)
avatarz – 1476 (+14)(Casualty of the Purge)Winterspring – 1409 (+67)(Casualty of the Purge)MDenham – 1355 (-)
Cardz5000 - 1350 (-)
pstmdrn - 1242 (-)
avatarz and Winterspring appear to be casualties of the data purge I mentioned above, unfortunately. That means that Cardz5000 and pstmdrn have officially made the list! void_nothing also made a valiant effort once again with 99 posts! Still just a hair out of the top 5, though.
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heres a kobold card!
shockwind conjuror - ::0:: - kobold wizard - 0/1
::2::::r::t::: ~ deals X damage to target creature, were X is ~'s power.
https://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/magic-fundamentals/other-magic-products/mtg-mmo/820175-the-ashblood-ascendants
GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation number. It's a social experiment.