Creepy Neighbor 1U
Creature - Human Horror U
:2mana:: Put a 0/3 Artifact Bird Creature token named Flamingo onto the battlefield, it has defender.
As long as Creepy Neighbor is in your graveyard, Cards named Flamingo you control lose Defender, have +2/+2, and gain flying
2/1
"He rules the tri-state area with an iron fist! A smile and a wave are all you need to see to know the true face of fear"
-Sign outside of Cleveland
IIW: "Destroy all creatures" as creatively as possible
Ring of Fire3RR
Enchantment (R)
When Ring of Fire enters the battlefield, choose a player.
All mana that enters the chosen players mana pool is :symr:.
Get it? Flamingo? *ba dum, psh*
I wonder if that wording works.
@CC: I'm always curious. What does "Reality: The Happening" mean?
IIW: A card that reflects your approach to designing cards.
@CC: I'm always curious. What does "Reality: The Happening" mean?
Magic without the magic. e.g. Lawn Flamingo.
. . . I remember there being a parody website for something called Reality: the Happening, but I can't seem to find it. I'm probably misremembering it or I dreamed it up or something. Who does know these things?
Croquet Mallet1
Artifact - Flamingo Equipment C
Equipped Creature gets +1/+0.
At the end of any turn in which equipped creature did not attack or block, unequip Croquet Mallet and it becomes a 2/2 Bird Creature that is pink.
Equip: 1 "Off with her head!"
IIW:Highly Conceptual (whatever that means to you)
Fuscia Wings1
[U]Artifact - Equipment[/U] [u]
Equiped creature has flying and can't attack alone.
Equip 1 A flock of one.
iiw: WII (or WWII)
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Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
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Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Croquet Mallet1
Artifact - Flamingo Equipment C
Equipped Creature gets +1/+0.
At the end of any turn in which equipped creature did not attack or block, unequip Croquet Mallet and it becomes a 2/2 Bird Creature that is pink.
Equip: 1 "Off with her head!"
IIW:Highly Conceptual (whatever that means to you)
You can all stop now, this entry wins... forever. Thread closed.
You can all stop now, this entry wins... forever. Thread closed.
megiddo is not a man swayed by public opinion...although, just by saying this, he may go the contrary route and decide he IS a man swayed by public opinion.
point is he likes to mix it up. he's basically an egg beater, and there's egg all over your face, and he put it there.
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Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
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Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Club Flamingo4U
Enchantment - Joke (R)
Whenever a player casts a spell from his or her hand, exile that spell with a time counter on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. Everyone is late at Club Flamingo.
I think everyone makes top 8 in an MTGO draft...even Megs...
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Quote from ClockworkSwordfish »
Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
Quote from LandBoySteve »
Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Lawn Flamingo2
Artifact - Placeholder (U)
Lawn Flamingo is red and white. Landfall - Lawn Flamingo becomes a 2/2 artifact Bird creature with flying until end of turn.
IIW: Reality: the Happening.
This is like the Glint Hawk Idol of "reality: the happening." I like Glint Hawk Idol. However, in Reality, lands don't just fall on the ground whenever they want. In Zendikar, yes, but not around here.
You are an American Citizen.
Flock of Flaming Flamingos2UR
Creature - Bird
Haste, Flying 2UR :symtap:: Scry 3 then reveal the top card of your library. Flock of Flaming Flamingos deals damage equal to that card's converted mana cost to target creature or player.
2/3
I'm not sure why this is a flamingo, really. Riddle of Lightning on a stick is quite powerful. I don't think giving it haste is that important, since you need 4UURR to activate it immediately. Attacking for two is ok though.
You are a Republican.
Creepy Neighbor 1U
Creature - Human Horror U
:2mana:: Put a 0/3 Artifact Bird Creature token named Flamingo onto the battlefield, it has defender.
As long as Creepy Neighbor is in your graveyard, Cards named Flamingo you control lose Defender, have +2/+2, and gain flying
2/1
"He rules the tri-state area with an iron fist! A smile and a wave are all you need to see to know the true face of fear"
-Sign outside of Cleveland
IIW: "Destroy all creatures" as creatively as possible
So like... if the owner of the lawn flamingo dies, all of the guys become large and can fly? I see.
This is kind of strange and probably too efficient.
You are a dissenter.
The quality of this challenge is so high that I simply can't express it in words...
IIW: siggy
Why does Club Flamingo have shroud? Anybody can post here!
It's not even hexproof???
I like making everything fight, but really what this says is "I hope you have glorious anthem," or else everything just dies. You could even fight something in response to a fight activation to save a valuable guy. Neat!
You are a patriot.
Ring of Fire3RR
Enchantment (R)
When Ring of Fire enters the battlefield, choose a player.
All mana that enters the chosen players mana pool is :symr:.
Get it? Flamingo? *ba dum, psh*
I wonder if that wording works.
@CC: I'm always curious. What does "Reality: The Happening" mean?
IIW: A card that reflects your approach to designing cards.
This is like Blood Moon, but different. Too expensive to be good, basically is my thought. One can play around blood moon, where playing around this is impossible, but one is a three-drop and the other is a five-drop.
You are a terrorist (for trying to destroy American manabases.)
Curse of the Searing Flamingo2RR
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
~ consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
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Creature - Flamingo
Intimidate, haste
When this creature dies, return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield.
5/2
IIW: destroy target permanent
It's Curse of the Fire Penguin, only better I guess? Different? Etc. I've got some................ ambivalence here.
You are an american citizen.
Flamingo Lake 2UU
Tribal Enchantment - Flamingo (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may tap or untap any number of target Flamingo creatures you control. Everytime a Flamingo is tapped or untapped this way, put a Drama counter on Flamingo Lake.
As long as Flamingo Lake has 5 or more Drama counters on it, creatures your opponents control get -1/-0
As long as Flamingo Lake has 10 or more Drama counters on it, creatures your opponents control can't attack.
As long as Flamingo Lake has 20 or more Drama counters on it, whenever an opponent casts a spell, counter that spell, unless he pays X, where X is the number of Flamingo creatures you control.
As long as Flamingo Lake has 40 or more Drama Counters on it, you win the game. Outstanding and heartbreaking performances pull planeswalker from every plane. The ballet unveil their heart, undress their soul, revealing that tender teddy-self they bring locked inside.
IIW: Egg tribe
0 flamingos exist.
sorry.
your card also has too many words on it.
you are a terrorist.
Croquet Mallet1
Artifact - Flamingo Equipment C
Equipped Creature gets +1/+0.
At the end of any turn in which equipped creature did not attack or block, unequip Croquet Mallet and it becomes a 2/2 Bird Creature that is pink.
Equip: 1 "Off with her head!"
IIW:Highly Conceptual (whatever that means to you)
We had an interesting discussion about this card. It can just be a 2/2 for 2 if you control a creature that hasn't attacked. You could also do the post-combat equip to get a creature during their next end step. (which doesn't play around anything, really.) Or just give a guy +1/+0.
Also, it's a flamingo croquet mallet.
You are a patriot.
Fuscia Wings1
[U]Artifact - Equipment[/U] [u]
Equiped creature has flying and can't attack alone.
Equip 1 A flock of one.
iiw: WII (or WWII)
This is interesting. I have played bladed pinions before. Good card (sort of). The first strike was very relevant. This is not really as good. Quick poll determined that nobody in the room would play this card without the attacking drawback. With the drawback it was right out.
You are an american citizen.
So, Between Brofaux and pstmdrn, I'll give it to pstmdrn.
I guess??
Sorry for taking years.
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Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
Club Flamingo has shroud so that it doesn't get locked by a moderator.
Highly Conceptual.. Ugh... This is a hard challenge.
ConcieveUU
Instant (R)
As an additional cost to cast Concieve, skip your next turn.
Search your library for a card, then shuffle your library and put the card on top of your library.
IIW: Siggy
Borrowed ConceptUUU
Instant (R)
When you cast ~ choose an ability of target permanent on the battlefield. Activate the chosen ability as if you are its controller.
Chain of Fate5
Artifact
:symtap:: Target two permanents. If one would be sent to any zone other than the battlefield before the end of the turn the other is sent to that same zone. If neither leaves the battlefield before the end of the turn sacrifice a creature you control. Those who play with fate find it a force not easily denied.
IIW: A planewalker with three or more colors (more does not mean bonus points)
High Concept - XWU
Sorcery
Put a high counter on X target creatures. Creatures with high counters can't attack. When damage is dealt to creatures with high counters, the controller of the source takes the top three cards off of their library.
Concieve the Impossible 5UU
Enchantment R
Each player skips his or her draw step.
As Concieve the Impossible enters the battlefield, each player may discard any number of cards, then all players draw cards equal to twice the number of cards discarded this way.
If a player discards a card, each player draws two cards Testing to see how the subject can handle 100% of brain activity
- Stitcher Geralf, Research notes
Creature - Human Horror U
:2mana:: Put a 0/3 Artifact Bird Creature token named Flamingo onto the battlefield, it has defender.
As long as Creepy Neighbor is in your graveyard, Cards named Flamingo you control lose Defender, have +2/+2, and gain flying
2/1
"He rules the tri-state area with an iron fist! A smile and a wave are all you need to see to know the true face of fear"
-Sign outside of Cleveland
IIW: "Destroy all creatures" as creatively as possible
WUB Esper Control
Legacy
WU Miracles
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Ring of Fire 3RR
Enchantment (R)
When Ring of Fire enters the battlefield, choose a player.
All mana that enters the chosen players mana pool is :symr:.
Get it? Flamingo? *ba dum, psh*
I wonder if that wording works.
@CC: I'm always curious. What does "Reality: The Happening" mean?
IIW: A card that reflects your approach to designing cards.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Magic without the magic. e.g. Lawn Flamingo.
. . . I remember there being a parody website for something called Reality: the Happening, but I can't seem to find it. I'm probably misremembering it or I dreamed it up or something. Who does know these things?
Artifact - Flamingo Equipment C
Equipped Creature gets +1/+0.
At the end of any turn in which equipped creature did not attack or block, unequip Croquet Mallet and it becomes a 2/2 Bird Creature that is pink.
Equip: 1
"Off with her head!"
IIW:Highly Conceptual (whatever that means to you)
[Clan Flamingo]
[U]Artifact - Equipment[/U] [u]
Equiped creature has flying and can't attack alone.
Equip 1
A flock of one.
iiw: WII (or WWII)
You can all stop now, this entry wins... forever. Thread closed.
megiddo is not a man swayed by public opinion...although, just by saying this, he may go the contrary route and decide he IS a man swayed by public opinion.
point is he likes to mix it up. he's basically an egg beater, and there's egg all over your face, and he put it there.
[Clan Flamingo]
CURRENTLY DRAFTING so I may be delayed.
What I am saying is that there may be 50 minute breaks in my judging
Megiddo, the it.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Megiddo, the mindless force of nature.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
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Curse PremiumCan you write a tournament report on your blog? I just finished reading the other one.
So where is it?
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Enchantment - Joke (R)
Whenever a player casts a spell from his or her hand, exile that spell with a time counter on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Everyone is late at Club Flamingo.
Anything less would be unforgivable.
I think everyone makes top 8 in an MTGO draft...even Megs...
True American Hero
Patriot
Republican
American Citizen
Dissenter
Terrorist
Democrat
This is like the Glint Hawk Idol of "reality: the happening." I like Glint Hawk Idol. However, in Reality, lands don't just fall on the ground whenever they want. In Zendikar, yes, but not around here.
You are an American Citizen.
I'm not sure why this is a flamingo, really.
Riddle of Lightning on a stick is quite powerful. I don't think giving it haste is that important, since you need 4UURR to activate it immediately. Attacking for two is ok though.
You are a Republican.
So like... if the owner of the lawn flamingo dies, all of the guys become large and can fly? I see.
This is kind of strange and probably too efficient.
You are a dissenter.
Why does Club Flamingo have shroud? Anybody can post here!
It's not even hexproof???
I like making everything fight, but really what this says is "I hope you have glorious anthem," or else everything just dies. You could even fight something in response to a fight activation to save a valuable guy. Neat!
You are a patriot.
This is like Blood Moon, but different. Too expensive to be good, basically is my thought. One can play around blood moon, where playing around this is impossible, but one is a three-drop and the other is a five-drop.
You are a terrorist (for trying to destroy American manabases.)
It's Curse of the Fire Penguin, only better I guess? Different? Etc. I've got some................ ambivalence here.
You are an american citizen.
0 flamingos exist.
sorry.
your card also has too many words on it.
you are a terrorist.
We had an interesting discussion about this card. It can just be a 2/2 for 2 if you control a creature that hasn't attacked. You could also do the post-combat equip to get a creature during their next end step. (which doesn't play around anything, really.) Or just give a guy +1/+0.
Also, it's a flamingo croquet mallet.
You are a patriot.
This is interesting. I have played bladed pinions before. Good card (sort of). The first strike was very relevant. This is not really as good. Quick poll determined that nobody in the room would play this card without the attacking drawback. With the drawback it was right out.
You are an american citizen.
So, Between Brofaux and pstmdrn, I'll give it to pstmdrn.
I guess??
Sorry for taking years.
Is this because of:
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
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Curse PremiumHighly Conceptual.. Ugh... This is a hard challenge.
Concieve UU
Instant (R)
As an additional cost to cast Concieve, skip your next turn.
Search your library for a card, then shuffle your library and put the card on top of your library.
IIW: Siggy
Instant (R)
When you cast ~ choose an ability of target permanent on the battlefield. Activate the chosen ability as if you are its controller.
IIW: Equipment for your favorite creature.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Artifact
:symtap:: Target two permanents. If one would be sent to any zone other than the battlefield before the end of the turn the other is sent to that same zone. If neither leaves the battlefield before the end of the turn sacrifice a creature you control.
Those who play with fate find it a force not easily denied.
IIW: A planewalker with three or more colors (more does not mean bonus points)
Many Thanks to Miraculous Recovery Signitures and Rivenor for this magnificence!
Sorcery
Put a high counter on X target creatures. Creatures with high counters can't attack. When damage is dealt to creatures with high counters, the controller of the source takes the top three cards off of their library.
Enchantment R
Each player skips his or her draw step.
As Concieve the Impossible enters the battlefield, each player may discard any number of cards, then all players draw cards equal to twice the number of cards discarded this way.
If a player discards a card, each player draws two cards
Testing to see how the subject can handle 100% of brain activity
- Stitcher Geralf, Research notes
IIW: Broken Cards
WUB Esper Control
Legacy
WU Miracles
Edh
WUBErtai, the corrupted
Modern
GR Welcome to the Jungle