the irony is Club Flamingo used to move so fast i couldn't follow it, because i didn't check often enough, and if i won there'd be folks mad i hadn't judged yet by the time i did check
which is why i stopped playing in the Club and switched to the DCC
Make a spell that returns something from the graveyard to the battlefield. In doing so, you may just return Club Flamingo from the graveyard to the battlefield.
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Reassemble the SoulWB
Sorcery (R)
Until end of turn, you may cast creature cards from your graveyard.
If a creature card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
IIW: Make a card named after a planeswalker. (e.g. Jace's Erasure, Chandra's Outrage.) Bonus points if you do one that doesn't have any signature spells yet.
Mishra's BiddingUBR
Instant (R)
Put target artifact card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Arrogant as always, Mishra only trafficked with Phyrexia because he thought he could control it.
Shattered Boundaries5WUBRG
Sorcery (M)
Each player may return any number of permanent cards from his or her graveyard to the battlefield, then each player may cast any number of instant and/or sorcery cards from his or her graveyard without paying their mana cost.
Reassemble the SoulWB
Sorcery (R)
Until end of turn, you may cast creature cards from your graveyard.
If a creature card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
IIW: Make a card named after a planeswalker. (e.g. Jace's Erasure, Chandra's Outrage.) Bonus points if you do one that doesn't have any signature spells yet.
Interesting! It seems breakable but I like the concept. It would need play testing. I give it 4/5 mandibles.
Mishra's BiddingUBR
Instant (R)
Put target artifact card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Arrogant as always, Mishra only trafficked with Phyrexia because he thought he could control it.
IIW: A Crab or Homarid.
Seems prohibitively narrow to me. Maybe if it milled your opponent first? 2/5 femurs.
Shattered Boundaries5WUBRG
Sorcery (M)
Each player may return any number of permanent cards from his or her graveyard to the battlefield, then each player may cast any number of instant and/or sorcery cards from his or her graveyard without paying their mana cost.
IIW: WUBRG
This would take HOURS to resolve in most Commander games, which I suppose is kind of the point. Either way, I am salivating. 4.5/5 craniums.
NEXT THEME: WUBRG
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Beacon of the Suns6
Artifact [R]
Beacon of the Suns enters the battlefield tapped. t: Add WUBRG to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells that are five colors.
Boon of Dominaria's RebirthWUBRG
Sorcery {M}
Put up to three target creature cards in your graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Draw 3 cards. Put three black Rune artifact tokens onto the battlefield with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add B to your mana pool." Boon of Dominaria's Rebirth deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, then you may have it fight another target creature.
IIW: A card that would make you everyone's target in a multiplayer game.
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Maelstrom of Five Suns5WUBRG
Sorcery (M)
Target player loses 5 life, puts the top 25 cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, and sacrifices all but five permanents he or she controls. You return up to five cards from your graveyard to your hand and draw five cards.
IIW: Make Clue-related cards in Black or red.
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Spawn of ProgenitusXGG
Legendary Creature — Hydra (M)
Spawn of Progenitus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each mana spent to cast it.
When you cast Spawn of Progenitus, if WWUUBBRRGG was spent to cast it, destroy all permanents.
0/0
Beacon of the Suns6
Artifact [R]
Beacon of the Suns enters the battlefield tapped. t: Add WUBRG to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells that are five colors.
IIW: Uneven/weird looking mana costs
Nifty. Seems balanced, if a little unwieldy. Maybe could be cheaper? (dangerous though that may be)
Boon of Dominaria's RebirthWUBRG
Sorcery {M}
Put up to three target creature cards in your graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Draw 3 cards. Put three black Rune artifact tokens onto the battlefield with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add B to your mana pool." Boon of Dominaria's Rebirth deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, then you may have it fight another target creature.
IIW: A card that would make you everyone's target in a multiplayer game.
Last Stand is almost crying in a corner. Too good methinks.
Sliver BattlemasterWUBRG
Legendary Creature - Sliver (M)
Slivers you control have haste, lifelink, deathtouch, menace, and prowess.
5/5
IIW: Slivers out the wazoo.
A lot of overlap with other slivers, but prowess is new... unfortunately a sliver deck would be mostly creatures usually I believe. Still... this might encourage a slightly more noncreature variant.
Maelstrom of Five Suns5WUBRG
Sorcery (M)
Target player loses 5 life, puts the top 25 cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, and sacrifices all but five permanents he or she controls. You return up to five cards from your graveyard to your hand and draw five cards.
IIW: Make Clue-related cards in Black or red.
The "loses 5 life part" feels underwhelming, compared to the tremendous (or splashy, in the mills case) power of the other effects.
Spawn of ProgenitusXGG
Legendary Creature — Hydra (M)
Spawn of Progenitus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each mana spent to cast it.
When you cast Spawn of Progenitus, if WWUUBBRRGG was spent to cast it, destroy all permanents.
0/0
IIW: "Destroy all..."
Destroy all other you mean? Still neat.
Winner: admirableadmiral
Next challenge: uneven/weird looking mana costs
Sunborn Reiterant 1WWU
Creature - Shapeshifter Angel (R)
Flash
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield except it gains flying and lifelink.
0/0
Hequedi's Anthem1GGW
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Creatures you control get +1/+1. "Go into battle with praise for me on your lips, and you will leave with bodies whole and with blood on your blades." - Hequedi, Praetor of Chareen
Tezzeret's Augmented2UBB
Artifact Creature - Zombie Horror (R)
Whenever Tezzeret's Augmented or another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, draw up to three cards, then discard that many cards.
Whenever Tezzeret's Augmented or another zombie creature enters the battlefield under your control, target opponent discards a card. "He's turned our creations into inventions, Geralf!"
-Ghoulcaller Gisa
5/4
IIW: Make Clue-related cards in black or red.
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Valeron Clocktower2WWU
Artifact
Tick-tock (At the beginning of your untap step, if this artifact is untapped, tap it. It doesn't untap during this untap step.)
If Valeron Clocktower is untapped, attacking creatures get -2/-0 and lose flying.
At the beginning of your attack step, if Valeron Clocktower is tapped, target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains flying, and you gain 3 life. In its bells can be heard the warcries of hundreds of generations of heroes.
IIW: Traps.
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Ragaxus: This is probably pushing it too much. This should be at least five mana, I think.
void_nothing: 1GWW makes a little more sense to me, I think. Other than that I appreciate the combination of abilities here.
Necarg: The flavor on this is pretty awful. Mechanically the mana cost doesn't make much sense other than balancing purposes; it's equally blue and black. This also seems very pushed; for a five drop that might be okay, but even a five mana 5/4 "draw 3 discard 3, each opponent discards a card" is probably too strong, especially once you factor in re-triggering it.
Mergatroid_Jones: Well this is certainly an uneven mana cost. I'm not sure if the abilities justify it; 4R for 4 damage and a cantrip is very strong, especially at instant speed. I like the idea, but the mana cost is simply too complex, even for this challenge.
Phyrexian Editor: I hate this ability. It seems very messy to keep track of and very easy to forget when it untapped. Also, the fact that it goes untapped-tapped-tapped-repeat is very inelegant. Lastly, abilities can't trigger during your untap step; they would happen in your upkeep.
Winner: void_nothing
Next: Whatever set this is from:
Hequedi's Anthem1GGW
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Creatures you control get +1/+1. "Go into battle with praise for me on your lips, and you will leave with bodies whole and with blood on your blades." - Hequedi, Praetor of Chareen
Walking Messa R Land Creature - Mountain Giant
(~ isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "T: Add R to your mana pool.")
Defender, reach
1/1
IIW: Top down real life location, object, or person
Joyful Obedience2WW
Enchantment- Aura (U)
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature. That creature loses all abilities, and has base power and toughness 1/1. "Free me for loyal servitude!"
So there seems to be one dude named Hequedi who rules the masses in a religious manner?
One of Us1WWUU
Enchantment (U)
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if it shares a creature type with any other creature you control, draw a card and gain 2 life. Welcome to the fold. Membership has benefits.
which is why i stopped playing in the Club and switched to the DCC
Good night sweet prince
Can we revive it?
Make a spell that returns something from the graveyard to the battlefield. In doing so, you may just return Club Flamingo from the graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery (R)
Until end of turn, you may cast creature cards from your graveyard.
If a creature card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
IIW: Make a card named after a planeswalker. (e.g. Jace's Erasure, Chandra's Outrage.) Bonus points if you do one that doesn't have any signature spells yet.
Instant (R)
Put target artifact card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Arrogant as always, Mishra only trafficked with Phyrexia because he thought he could control it.
IIW: A Crab or Homarid.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant (R)
Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature gains Vanishing 3.
IIW: Make a blue Collective spell or a green Collective spell (or both!) to complete the "Collective" cycle from Eldritch Moon (Collective Brutality Collective Defiance Collective Effort)
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sorcery (M)
Each player may return any number of permanent cards from his or her graveyard to the battlefield, then each player may cast any number of instant and/or sorcery cards from his or her graveyard without paying their mana cost.
IIW: WUBRG
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
Interesting! It seems breakable but I like the concept. It would need play testing. I give it 4/5 mandibles.
Seems prohibitively narrow to me. Maybe if it milled your opponent first? 2/5 femurs.
Fun! I think it could use some flavor text and extra top-down flavor (like making the creature a Spirit in addition to its other types). 3/5 ulnas.
This would take HOURS to resolve in most Commander games, which I suppose is kind of the point. Either way, I am salivating. 4.5/5 craniums.
NEXT THEME: WUBRG
Artifact [R]
Beacon of the Suns enters the battlefield tapped.
t: Add WUBRG to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells that are five colors.
IIW: Uneven/weird looking mana costs
Sorcery {M}
Put up to three target creature cards in your graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Draw 3 cards. Put three black Rune artifact tokens onto the battlefield with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add B to your mana pool." Boon of Dominaria's Rebirth deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, then you may have it fight another target creature.
IIW: A card that would make you everyone's target in a multiplayer game.
Legendary Creature - Sliver (M)
Slivers you control have haste, lifelink, deathtouch, menace, and prowess.
5/5
IIW: Slivers out the wazoo.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sorcery (M)
Target player loses 5 life, puts the top 25 cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, and sacrifices all but five permanents he or she controls. You return up to five cards from your graveyard to your hand and draw five cards.
IIW: Make Clue-related cards in Black or red.
Check out my Newborder Peasant Cube here! http://www.cubetutor.com/draft/37467
True Name Mafia (Win),Clan Contest IX Mafia (Win), Bravely Default Mafia (Loss), BOTAS (loss), BfV (Loss), Ace Attourney (loss)
Rules Advisor before they were eradicated
Legendary Creature — Hydra (M)
Spawn of Progenitus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each mana spent to cast it.
When you cast Spawn of Progenitus, if WWUUBBRRGG was spent to cast it, destroy all permanents.
0/0
IIW: "Destroy all..."
Nifty. Seems balanced, if a little unwieldy. Maybe could be cheaper? (dangerous though that may be)
Last Stand is almost crying in a corner. Too good methinks.
A lot of overlap with other slivers, but prowess is new... unfortunately a sliver deck would be mostly creatures usually I believe. Still... this might encourage a slightly more noncreature variant.
The "loses 5 life part" feels underwhelming, compared to the tremendous (or splashy, in the mills case) power of the other effects.
Destroy all other you mean? Still neat.
Winner: admirableadmiral
Next challenge: uneven/weird looking mana costs
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
Creature - Shapeshifter Angel (R)
Flash
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield except it gains flying and lifelink.
0/0
IIW: A modern weapon
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
"Go into battle with praise for me on your lips, and you will leave with bodies whole and with blood on your blades." - Hequedi, Praetor of Chareen
IIW: Whatever set this is from.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Artifact Creature - Zombie Horror (R)
Whenever Tezzeret's Augmented or another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, draw up to three cards, then discard that many cards.
Whenever Tezzeret's Augmented or another zombie creature enters the battlefield under your control, target opponent discards a card.
"He's turned our creations into inventions, Geralf!"
-Ghoulcaller Gisa
5/4
IIW: Make Clue-related cards in black or red.
Check out my Newborder Peasant Cube here! http://www.cubetutor.com/draft/37467
True Name Mafia (Win),Clan Contest IX Mafia (Win), Bravely Default Mafia (Loss), BOTAS (loss), BfV (Loss), Ace Attourney (loss)
Rules Advisor before they were eradicated
Instant (U)
Zaeren's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. Draw a card.
"Zap!" - Zaeren, Fugitive Archmage
IIW: Common lands
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Artifact
Tick-tock (At the beginning of your untap step, if this artifact is untapped, tap it. It doesn't untap during this untap step.)
If Valeron Clocktower is untapped, attacking creatures get -2/-0 and lose flying.
At the beginning of your attack step, if Valeron Clocktower is tapped, target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains flying, and you gain 3 life.
In its bells can be heard the warcries of hundreds of generations of heroes.
IIW: Traps.
Ragaxus: This is probably pushing it too much. This should be at least five mana, I think.
void_nothing: 1GWW makes a little more sense to me, I think. Other than that I appreciate the combination of abilities here.
Necarg: The flavor on this is pretty awful. Mechanically the mana cost doesn't make much sense other than balancing purposes; it's equally blue and black. This also seems very pushed; for a five drop that might be okay, but even a five mana 5/4 "draw 3 discard 3, each opponent discards a card" is probably too strong, especially once you factor in re-triggering it.
Mergatroid_Jones: Well this is certainly an uneven mana cost. I'm not sure if the abilities justify it; 4R for 4 damage and a cantrip is very strong, especially at instant speed. I like the idea, but the mana cost is simply too complex, even for this challenge.
Phyrexian Editor: I hate this ability. It seems very messy to keep track of and very easy to forget when it untapped. Also, the fact that it goes untapped-tapped-tapped-repeat is very inelegant. Lastly, abilities can't trigger during your untap step; they would happen in your upkeep.
Winner: void_nothing
Next: Whatever set this is from:
Hequedi's Anthem 1GGW
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.
"Go into battle with praise for me on your lips, and you will leave with bodies whole and with blood on your blades." - Hequedi, Praetor of Chareen
R Land Creature - Mountain Giant
(~ isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "T: Add R to your mana pool.")
Defender, reach
1/1
IIW: Top down real life location, object, or person
Enchantment- Aura (U)
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature. That creature loses all abilities, and has base power and toughness 1/1.
"Free me for loyal servitude!"
IIW: Red control cards
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
One of Us 1WWUU
Enchantment (U)
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if it shares a creature type with any other creature you control, draw a card and gain 2 life.
Welcome to the fold. Membership has benefits.
IIW: Make a blue Collective spell or a green Collective spell (or both!) to complete the "Collective" cycle from Eldritch Moon (Collective Brutality Collective Defiance Collective Effort)
Legacy: Strawberry Shortcake, Aggro Loam, DnT+b
Modern: Devoted Karn
Vintage: Survival