1U: Adaptive Octopus becomes a copy of target Island and gains hexproof until the end of turn.
As long as Adaptive Octopus is a land, it cannot tap for mana.
3/3 Sometimes it's best to blend in with your surroundings.
IIW: Non-Creature keywords on creatures OR Planes, Schemes, and Phenomena
Maybe instead of giving it the 'no mana' clause, change the second ability to "...and gains hexproof until end of turn. Tap it."?
Pernatural Awareness2G
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a creature card that shares a type with a creature you control, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. "There are many fish in the sea, and I know every one."
—Zdrac the sea witch
Coastal HydraX(G/U)(G/U)
Creature - Leviathan Hydra
Coastal Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters.
Coastal Hydra can’t be blocked except by X or more creatures, where X is its power
Whenever Coastal Hydra is dealt combat damage, return it to its owner's hand.
0/0
IIW: Do something new with devotion (greatest devotion is to [color], devotion to [color] is zero, ect.)
Vent Creeper2U
Creature - Crab (U)
Vent Creeper can't be blocked except by creatures with islandwalk. 1R: Vent Creeper gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
1/2
iiw: meaningful decisions
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The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
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Due to Tog’s lack of internet, yet strange access to skype, tonight’s judgments will be brought to you via chatlog (scroll to the bottom if you don’t care to read it)
[12:10:39 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: The kraken is ok but not exciting
[12:10:46 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: like a generic core set rare
[12:10:59 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the oyster
[12:11:23 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: oyster rap
[12:11:50 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: don’t like the orca
[12:11:54 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: too complex
[12:12:23 AM] Zdrac: target creature you controls rap battles target creature an opponent controls
[12:12:41 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I would suggest that
[12:12:48 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: to improve on the original
[12:13:20 AM] Zdrac: (each deals damage to the other equal to the number of syllables in their names)
[12:14:59 AM] Zdrac: I actually like Temporal Kraken
[12:15:04 AM] Zdrac: the name is eh
[12:15:22 AM] Zdrac: but slowly grabbing guys to tap them down is kinda neat
[12:15:33 AM] homosexual thunderfun: There's nothing temporal about it.
[12:15:41 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Obviously has a case of the cardz.
[12:15:51 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: rofl
[12:16:19 AM] Zdrac: I think the Oyster has been done?
[12:16:39 AM] Zdrac: it feels like it's been done
[12:17:03 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Next card.
[12:18:16 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: The counter spell is cool
[12:18:33 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like it actually
[12:18:47 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I like the counter.
[12:18:48 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: not the diver
[12:18:52 AM] Zdrac: the counter is good
[12:18:55 AM] homosexual thunderfun: The counter is cutie patootie.
[12:19:06 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Holy Diver actually made me laugh which is nice.
[12:19:14 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Good joke. Take notes, cardz.
[12:19:30 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: yes diver is funny
[12:19:50 AM | Edited 12:20:00 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Ok I’m liking winty’s card
[12:21:35 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: hmm
[12:21:47 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: looks fun to try to build around I guess
[12:22:05 AM] Zdrac: makes hydras silly
[12:22:42 AM] Zdrac: how does this interact with DS?
[12:22:59 AM] Zdrac: x4?
[12/3/14, 3:23:03 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the nintendo DS can’t run custom cards
[12/3/14, 3:23:19 AM] Zdrac: oh, silly me
[12:23:32 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I don’t really know how to evaluate cards like this
[12:23:41 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Some people find cards like this interesting but I don’t really
[12:24:10 AM] Zdrac: next it SelesnyaNewLife with his 4 color general
[12:24:16 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Eugh why
[12:24:17 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: don’t even post it
[12:24:24 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I can judge without seeing it
[12:24:31 AM] homosexual thunderfun: 4 colours are bad at all times.
[12:24:39 AM] Zdrac: but it's a pirate
[12:24:46 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: “This isn’t these colors”
[12:24:54 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: “Way too many effects”
[12:25:00 AM] Zdrac: (I'm not actually condoning the card)
[12:25:05 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: one of those is bound to apply
[12:25:13 AM] homosexual thunderfun: yes
[12:25:50 AM] Zdrac: alrigh
[12:25:55 AM] Zdrac: moving onto IcariiFA
[12:26:36 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Drag is silly but cute.
[12:26:45 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: lots of land counting
[12:26:48 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Belly Home is silly
[12:27:03 AM] homosexual thunderfun: In mono blue it just sucks up all of your mana.
[12:27:35 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: what thunderfun said
[12:27:49 AM] Zdrac: Drag to the Depths might see some decent play
[12:28:10 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Should be unc. though probably.
[12:28:19 AM] Zdrac: tomb of yawgmoth
[12:28:34 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Isn't very blue but it can get a pass for flavour reasons.
[12:29:22 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: why
[12:29:27 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: does it do what it does
[12:29:39 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Because octopuses can hide in your lands of course.
[12:30:11 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: its flavorful but inelegant
[12:30:15 AM] Zdrac: ^
[12:30:18 AM] Zdrac: agree
[12:30:18 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Better in green imho.
[12:30:25 AM] homosexual thunderfun: But even then it isn't good.
[12:30:31 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Also rare hill giant? Queen, please.
[12:32:23 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: needs the card to still do something useful if he wants to dedicate that much rules text to flavor
[12:32:41 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: maybe u/g and let it tap for mana
[12:32:45 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: dunno
[12:32:58 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: also making the island tap does nothing
[12:36:02 AM] homosexual thunderfun: "like geths grimoire but better (which is okay i guess)>
[12:36:33 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: hmm
[12:36:38 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: fun effect to play
[12:36:44 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I think its better multicolor
[12:36:48 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Also kind of like that TRASH 4 TREASURE
[12:36:50 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: than hybrid
[12:36:55 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes, it's a bad monoblue card.
[12:37:05 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Trash. Um, that M15 community card.
[12:37:09 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I forget the name.
[12:37:11 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Waste Not
[12:37:48 AM | Edited 12:38:30 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like how it doesn’t have islandwalk and 50 protections tacked on
[12:37:58 AM] homosexual thunderfun: lol
[12:38:00 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: other entrants take notes
[12:38:23 AM] Zdrac: time for CC's card
[12:38:30 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Oh man you weren't here for the prenatural preternatural debate
[12:38:40 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Basically cardz was dumb and forgot how to words good.
[12:39:06 AM] Zdrac: yeah, I had a card with this name, but I just decided to scrap it
[12:39:15 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I can’t use dictionary.com
[12:39:20 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: what do both of those words mean
[12:39:36 AM] Zdrac: Pernatural isn't a word
[12:39:41 AM] homosexual thunderfun: “[Tuesday, December 2, 2014 9:44 PM] medicinal herbs:
<<< pernatural: “thoroughly natural"”
[12:39:51 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes, not a word.
[12:39:56 AM] Zdrac: preternatural is like supernatural
[12:39:56 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It's a suffix + natural.
[12:40:02 AM] Zdrac: *prefix
[12:40:07 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Cardz got them confused though so I had to pay him out.
[12:40:11 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes, prefix.
[12:40:15 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I didn't pay attention in Ling 101.
[12:40:34 AM] Zdrac: but preternatural is like hypernatural
[12:41:00 AM | Edited 12:41:18 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I wanted it cheaper but meg was like "elves though"
[12:41:05 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Elves break everything.
[12:41:15 AM] Zdrac: changlings too
[12:41:23 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Changelings aren't a real deck.
[12:41:26 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the effect
[12:41:36 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Elves will actually break this in half.
[12:41:37 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I don’t think it’s been done before
[12:41:51 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Good usage of uncommon rarity
[12:42:28 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: It might be able to go lower
[12:42:34 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I don’t play elves though
[12:42:42 AM] Zdrac: it can't go lower
[12:43:01 AM] Zdrac: unless you add 'that isn't an elf'
[12:43:21 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Megs is our foremost elves expert so I'm going to listen to him on this one.
[12:43:47 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: ok, I can accept meg’s judgement
[12:43:38 AM] homosexual thunderfun: it is by cardz again
[12:43:53 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Give him a double entry penalty 8)
[12:44:43 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Note: This thing was basically a collaborative effort between megs + cardz + me
[12:44:53 AM] Zdrac: ^truth
[12:44:54 AM] homosexual thunderfun: So I demand 1/3rd of points.
[12:45:04 AM] Zdrac: ^false
[12:45:51 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: ok hydra
[12:46:44 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the hydra fish
[12:47:49 AM] Zdrac: !
Then some time passed and we realized we had more cards to judge!
[1:19:13 AM] homosexual thunderfun: vent creeper is fine enough but trinket evasion is kind of boring - wizards doesn't like landwalk.
[1:18:44 AM] avatarz: mine does nothing, but it's not "bad"
[1:18:55 AM] Zdrac: Avatarz, don't post yet
[1:19:03 AM] Zdrac: about your card
[1:19:13 AM] homosexual thunderfun: ava we are not up to you yet.
[1:19:43 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I actually think the crab is cute
[1:19:57 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yeah, me too. I just don't think it's particularly interesting?
[1:20:16 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: homosexual thunderfun took the words out of my mouth
[1:20:23 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: er, fingers
[1:20:36 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It's an unanswerable clock that scales fairly well. Mentioning landwalk is a strike against it, too.
[1:20:55 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Well, "fairly well".
[1:21:03 AM] Zdrac: the land walk is what turned me off as well
[1:21:08 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: yes
[1:21:12 AM] Zdrac: well... mentioning landwalk...
[1:21:18 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: this one was judged well I think
[1:21:25 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Good judges.
[1:21:28 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: make sure to call NC “Dingo Chatterly”
[1:22:42 AM] Zdrac: so, avatarz card…
[1:22:45 AM] avatarz: rotfl
[1:22:56 AM] Zdrac: do you want me to post it, or just call him bad?
[1:23:03 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I read it as "alanis morissette" at first.
[1:23:03 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: both would be great
[1:23:04 AM] homosexual thunderfun: So I like it.
[1:23:11 AM] Zdrac: [posted card]
[1:23:39 AM] avatarz: well, at least it cycles!
[1:23:45 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I am a big fan
[1:23:46 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: of alanis morissette
[1:23:53 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the singer
[1:23:59 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: let me read the card
[1:24:04 AM] avatarz: Analis Morissette
[1:24:55 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: hm
[1:24:57 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It seems too narrow for me.
[1:25:08 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the effect being conditional is somewhat balanced by the cycling
[1:25:13 AM] Zdrac: one thing I like is that once you have one in play, playing or cycleing one in your hand is an intersting choice
[1:25:15 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Sure.
[1:25:30 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I just wish it had a usable body so you could play it and then intend to abuse it later.
[1:25:41 AM] homosexual thunderfun: 0/2 is alright though.
[1:25:52 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: 1/3 and making it cost more would be good
[1:25:56 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Is there a deck for this? Limited cycling?
[1:25:57 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes.
[1:26:02 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the interaction with other cycles
[1:26:10 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It could just be blatant and "whenever you cycle a dude, do a thing."
[1:26:16 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: ^^^
[1:26:16 AM] Zdrac: ^
[1:26:27 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: that reads better I think
[1:26:29 AM] avatarz: but then it wouldn't work against black 8)
[1:26:39 AM] Zdrac: hate plant
[1:26:41 AM] avatarz: it's a limited card, I think
[1:26:51 AM] avatarz: if you go cycle
[1:26:52 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: yes
[1:26:56 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: its both limited and limited
[1:27:00 AM] Zdrac: it makes having more than 7 cards weird
[1:27:28 AM] avatarz: well, it feeds on the... leftovers
[1:27:50 AM] avatarz: combo with bazaar
[1:27:50 AM] avatarz: 8D
[1:27:51 AM] Zdrac: why isn't is a sponge?
[1:27:59 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Better option.
[1:29:02 AM] Zdrac: we done?
[1:29:10 PM] homosexual thunderfun: Group high five.
[1:29:17 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: (highfive)
[1:51:22 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: ok then
[1:51:40 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the peenatural thing wins
[1:51:48 PM] homosexual thunderfun: peenatural
[1:51:50 PM] homosexual thunderfun: kinky
[1:52:07 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: windy and cardz get the hms
[1:52:18 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: cardz you can have 1.333 hms
[1:52:25 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: meg and cc get .333 each
[1:52:30 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Next challenge is: recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
This Sword Can be Yours, Edgy Teenager4GW
Sorcery [M]
You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, put a colorless Equipment artifact token named Totally Badass Sword onto the battlefield. It "Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has double strike," and equip 3. "SWORD REWARD FOR COOLEST CAT IN THE EDGY TEENAGER CONTEST!"
—Local poster, unknown origins
The Leader1WW
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Lifelink
As long as you control at least five Teenagers with different names, Teenagers you control have protection from everything. T: Search your library for a Teeanger card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. "I'm nothing without the power of my friends!"
2/3
The Braniac3UU
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Hexproof
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may write down the names of five different cards.
Whenever you draw a card with one of the written names, you may reveal it and exile it. Then, if there's at least one of each card named in exile, you may say "I got it!" and cast each of them without paying their mana costs. "Don't worry guys, I have a plan."
2/2
The Loner2BB
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Deathtouch
You decide what's cool.
~ can only be blocked by cool creatures.
Whenever a player casts an uncool spell, that player loses 2 life. "Lame..."
3/2
The CheerleaderRR
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Haste
~ can't attack or block alone, and not unless you cheer on the other attacking or blocking creatures.
Whenever ~ attacks, attacking creatures you control can't be blocked except by X creatures, where X is the number of attacking creatures you control. "Nothing can stop us if we work together!"
2/2
The Bruiser4GG
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Trample
If you haven't spoken this turn, ~ gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.
If a card asks you to say something, you may use nonverbal gestures instead. "..."
6/6
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
Temporary Draft4RR
Sorcery (R)
Reveal the top eight cards of your library. You may put any number of creature cards from among them onto the battlefield. They gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
Desperate SearchXW
Sorcery U
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards with converted mana cost 1, put them into your hand, then shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.
Donameddo, the Rambunctious2RG
Legendary Creature - Turtle Berserker (R)
Trample, haste
Donameddo, the Rambunctious must attack each turn if able.
Whenever Donameddo attacks, switch its power and toughness until end of turn and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/5
Ven Goff, the Irritable1UB
Legendary Creature - Turtle Wizard (R)
Ven Goff, the Irritable can't be blocked.
Whenever Ven Goff is targeted by a spell or ability an opponent controls, that spell or ability's controller discards a card and puts the top eight cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
3/2
Leprab Depatchio, the FiendishRB
Legendary Creature - Turtle Warrior (R)
Double strike
Whenever Leprab Depatchio, the Fiendish deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library, and exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
1/2
Alvos Prozley, the Great1WU
Legendary Creature - Turtle Spirit (R)
Flying (W/U): Exile Alvos Prozley, the Great, then return it to the battlefield at end of turn.
Auras, counters, and equipment remain on Alvos Prozley as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.
3/3
Mister SplontoGW
Legendary Creature - Rat Advisor (R)
Whenever Mister Splonto becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays 2.
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
1/1
Leonardo, Ninja Turtle2WW
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Bushido 2
Turtle Responsibility (Whenever something bad would happen to another Turtle you control, you may have it happen to this creature instead.) Leonardo leads...
1/4
Donatello, Ninja Turtle2UU
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Prowess
You may cast artifact cards as though they had flash and for 2 less, but only if you explain why using technobabble. (Incomprehensible, sciencey gibberish.) Donatello does machines...
1/4
Raphael, Ninja Turtle2RR
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Unleash, Angst (This creature attacks each turn if able unless another creature tries to calm it down (that creature must ). When this happens, flip a coin. If you win, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If you lose, remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature and it attacks anyway. (More than one creature may try to calm it down per turn.)) Raphael is cool, but rude...
1/4
Michelangelo , Ninja Turtle2GG
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Pizzamplify 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters for each slice of pizza you ate this turn.) 1G, Say a totally righteous catchphrase: Regenerate ~. Michelangelo is a party dude!
1/4
IIW: Uncember!
Private Mod Note
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"In the beginning, MTG Salvation switched to a new forum format.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
cookies: cute, but the ability should only counter things with targets
aa: man i want a cool sword so bad
SNL: lol edh. i wish it just milled 20 or something. alt. entry is max funny.
moons: too many words/10. the bruiser is maximum funny
prophles: basically gg, but i like this a lot
cardzo: this could take a long time to resolve
karn: less funny than moons and with less interesting cards
winterspring: mechanically uninteresting
moons: like karns but funnier. michelangelo is my new general
winterspring: cute flavour but too mechanically literal
'Tis the season! Silver bordered Santa awaits your entries.
(Uncember is the annual tradition of celebrating the last month of the year with silver bordered cards. The challenge is to make un-cards, they don't necessarily have to be holiday themed).
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"In the beginning, MTG Salvation switched to a new forum format.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
cookies: cute, but the ability should only counter things with targets
I actually started with that (at like 3 mana), but I thought it was much funnier if Poochie stopped EVERYTHING that wasn't about him.
AbbreviateR
Sorcery (C)
Abbreviate deals 1 damage to target creature or player for each word in its name. "I, the legendary Crasuo Bellmont Montgemory Rithio..." — Crasuo B.M.R.T.H.Y.F.Z.T.E.N.T.Z.F.Q.Z. Fallath, last words.
Words at WarG
Sorcery (C)
Target creature you control debates target creature you don't control (Each deals damage equal to the number of words in its name to the other) "But words will never hurt me... right?" — Little Timmy, last words.
Goofella1RG
Creature - Ooze (U) T: Target creature's last name becomes Goofella (A creature named Grizzly Bears becomes Grizzly Bears Goofella).
A Goofella can't block anotha' Goofella.
3/3
Auntie Up!
Sorcery (M)
Target opponent chooses one —
• He or she must present you with a gift of food. (baked goods are preferable)
• He or she antes the top card of their library.
Put Auntie Up! into that opponent’s graveyard. This change in ownership is permanent.
Heartburn1R
Enchantment (R)
Whenever mana empties from a player’s mana pool as steps and phases end, Heartburn deals 1 damage to that player for each mana emptied this way. “Suffer the uncomfortable burn of excess!”
Horror Spuzzem5B
Creature - Elemental Horror (R)
Intimidate
Whenever Horror Spuzzem attacks and isn't blocked, Horror Spuzzem may choose up to one other creature on the battlefield. Horror Spuzzem destroys that creature. 3B: You make all decisions for Horror Spuzzem until end of turn.
4/4
Manapoly 2UU
Enchantment (M)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may discard a card with converted mana cost X. If he or she does, he or she chooses effects totaling up to X:
2: Gain control of target land without a hotel counter.
2: Put a hotel counter on a land you control.
1: Remove a hotel counter from target land.
4: If a player controls all lands, that player wins the game.
IIW: internet card
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I'll bet you wish you had a non-unglued/unhinged card that shared your first name.
Vorthos, Story Teller2WW
Legendary Creature-Human Cleric (R)
4: Search your library for a card whose flavor text references part of a Magic storyline, reveal it, explain how it fits within the story it references, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
1/1
"Just wait until I tell you all about how Elspeth got killed by Heliod!"
IIW: Non creature keywords on creatures OR Planechase and Archenemy cards (Planes, Schemes, and Phenomena)
PC Wizard1UW
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
As ~ enters the battlefield, declare a word.
Cards with the declared word in their name can't be cast. "You can't say that!"
2/2
Golgothian Cracker1R
Sorcery (Special)
You and target opponent play a game of tug of war using Golgothian Cracker. Golgothian Cracker deals 5 damage to the loser. Urza and Mishra would fight over anything.
Maybe instead of giving it the 'no mana' clause, change the second ability to "...and gains hexproof until end of turn. Tap it."?
Creature - Merfolk Wizard
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may draw two cards.
2/4
IIW: Things that go to 11
I also had to do some coding myself to get the new watermarks on the KTK cards.
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a creature card that shares a type with a creature you control, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
"There are many fish in the sea, and I know every one."
—Zdrac the sea witch
IIW: Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
Creature - Leviathan Hydra
Coastal Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters.
Coastal Hydra can’t be blocked except by X or more creatures, where X is its power
Whenever Coastal Hydra is dealt combat damage, return it to its owner's hand.
0/0
IIW: Do something new with devotion (greatest devotion is to [color], devotion to [color] is zero, ect.)
Creature - Crab (U)
Vent Creeper can't be blocked except by creatures with islandwalk.
1R: Vent Creeper gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
1/2
iiw: meaningful decisions
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
[12:10:46 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: like a generic core set rare
[12:10:59 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the oyster
[12:11:23 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: oyster rap
[12:11:50 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: don’t like the orca
[12:11:54 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: too complex
[12:12:23 AM] Zdrac: target creature you controls rap battles target creature an opponent controls
[12:12:41 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I would suggest that
[12:12:48 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: to improve on the original
[12:13:20 AM] Zdrac: (each deals damage to the other equal to the number of syllables in their names)
[12:14:59 AM] Zdrac: I actually like Temporal Kraken
[12:15:04 AM] Zdrac: the name is eh
[12:15:22 AM] Zdrac: but slowly grabbing guys to tap them down is kinda neat
[12:15:33 AM] homosexual thunderfun: There's nothing temporal about it.
[12:15:41 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Obviously has a case of the cardz.
[12:15:51 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: rofl
[12:16:19 AM] Zdrac: I think the Oyster has been done?
[12:16:39 AM] Zdrac: it feels like it's been done
[12:17:03 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Next card.
[12:18:33 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like it actually
[12:18:47 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I like the counter.
[12:18:48 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: not the diver
[12:18:52 AM] Zdrac: the counter is good
[12:18:55 AM] homosexual thunderfun: The counter is cutie patootie.
[12:19:06 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Holy Diver actually made me laugh which is nice.
[12:19:14 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Good joke. Take notes, cardz.
[12:19:30 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: yes diver is funny
[12:19:50 AM | Edited 12:20:00 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Ok I’m liking winty’s card
[12:21:47 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: looks fun to try to build around I guess
[12:22:05 AM] Zdrac: makes hydras silly
[12:22:42 AM] Zdrac: how does this interact with DS?
[12:22:59 AM] Zdrac: x4?
[12/3/14, 3:23:03 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the nintendo DS can’t run custom cards
[12/3/14, 3:23:19 AM] Zdrac: oh, silly me
[12:23:32 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I don’t really know how to evaluate cards like this
[12:23:41 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Some people find cards like this interesting but I don’t really
[12:24:16 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Eugh why
[12:24:17 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: don’t even post it
[12:24:24 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I can judge without seeing it
[12:24:31 AM] homosexual thunderfun: 4 colours are bad at all times.
[12:24:39 AM] Zdrac: but it's a pirate
[12:24:46 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: “This isn’t these colors”
[12:24:54 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: “Way too many effects”
[12:25:00 AM] Zdrac: (I'm not actually condoning the card)
[12:25:05 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: one of those is bound to apply
[12:25:13 AM] homosexual thunderfun: yes
[12:25:50 AM] Zdrac: alrigh
[12:25:55 AM] Zdrac: moving onto IcariiFA
[12:26:36 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Drag is silly but cute.
[12:26:45 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: lots of land counting
[12:26:48 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Belly Home is silly
[12:27:03 AM] homosexual thunderfun: In mono blue it just sucks up all of your mana.
[12:27:35 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: what thunderfun said
[12:27:49 AM] Zdrac: Drag to the Depths might see some decent play
[12:28:10 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Should be unc. though probably.
[12:28:19 AM] Zdrac: tomb of yawgmoth
[12:28:34 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Isn't very blue but it can get a pass for flavour reasons.
[12:29:27 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: does it do what it does
[12:29:39 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Because octopuses can hide in your lands of course.
[12:30:11 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: its flavorful but inelegant
[12:30:15 AM] Zdrac: ^
[12:30:18 AM] Zdrac: agree
[12:30:18 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Better in green imho.
[12:30:25 AM] homosexual thunderfun: But even then it isn't good.
[12:30:31 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Also rare hill giant? Queen, please.
[12:32:23 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: needs the card to still do something useful if he wants to dedicate that much rules text to flavor
[12:32:41 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: maybe u/g and let it tap for mana
[12:32:45 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: dunno
[12:32:58 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: also making the island tap does nothing
[12:36:02 AM] homosexual thunderfun: "like geths grimoire but better (which is okay i guess)>
[12:36:33 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: hmm
[12:36:38 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: fun effect to play
[12:36:44 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I think its better multicolor
[12:36:48 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Also kind of like that TRASH 4 TREASURE
[12:36:50 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: than hybrid
[12:36:55 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes, it's a bad monoblue card.
[12:37:05 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Trash. Um, that M15 community card.
[12:37:09 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I forget the name.
[12:37:11 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Waste Not
[12:37:48 AM | Edited 12:38:30 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like how it doesn’t have islandwalk and 50 protections tacked on
[12:37:58 AM] homosexual thunderfun: lol
[12:38:00 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: other entrants take notes
[12:38:23 AM] Zdrac: time for CC's card
[12:38:30 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Oh man you weren't here for the prenatural preternatural debate
[12:38:40 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Basically cardz was dumb and forgot how to words good.
[12:39:06 AM] Zdrac: yeah, I had a card with this name, but I just decided to scrap it
[12:39:15 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I can’t use dictionary.com
[12:39:20 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: what do both of those words mean
[12:39:36 AM] Zdrac: Pernatural isn't a word
[12:39:41 AM] homosexual thunderfun: “[Tuesday, December 2, 2014 9:44 PM] medicinal herbs:
<<< pernatural: “thoroughly natural"”
[12:39:51 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes, not a word.
[12:39:56 AM] Zdrac: preternatural is like supernatural
[12:39:56 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It's a suffix + natural.
[12:40:02 AM] Zdrac: *prefix
[12:40:07 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Cardz got them confused though so I had to pay him out.
[12:40:11 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes, prefix.
[12:40:15 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I didn't pay attention in Ling 101.
[12:40:34 AM] Zdrac: but preternatural is like hypernatural
[12:41:00 AM | Edited 12:41:18 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I wanted it cheaper but meg was like "elves though"
[12:41:05 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Elves break everything.
[12:41:15 AM] Zdrac: changlings too
[12:41:23 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Changelings aren't a real deck.
[12:41:26 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the effect
[12:41:36 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Elves will actually break this in half.
[12:41:37 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I don’t think it’s been done before
[12:41:51 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Good usage of uncommon rarity
[12:42:28 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: It might be able to go lower
[12:42:34 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I don’t play elves though
[12:42:42 AM] Zdrac: it can't go lower
[12:43:01 AM] Zdrac: unless you add 'that isn't an elf'
[12:43:21 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Megs is our foremost elves expert so I'm going to listen to him on this one.
[12:43:47 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: ok, I can accept meg’s judgement
[12:43:38 AM] homosexual thunderfun: it is by cardz again
[12:43:53 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Give him a double entry penalty 8)
[12:44:43 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Note: This thing was basically a collaborative effort between megs + cardz + me
[12:44:53 AM] Zdrac: ^truth
[12:44:54 AM] homosexual thunderfun: So I demand 1/3rd of points.
[12:45:04 AM] Zdrac: ^false
[12:45:51 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: ok hydra
[12:46:44 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the hydra fish
[12:47:49 AM] Zdrac: !
[1:19:13 AM] homosexual thunderfun: vent creeper is fine enough but trinket evasion is kind of boring - wizards doesn't like landwalk.
[1:18:44 AM] avatarz: mine does nothing, but it's not "bad"
[1:18:55 AM] Zdrac: Avatarz, don't post yet
[1:19:03 AM] Zdrac: about your card
[1:19:13 AM] homosexual thunderfun: ava we are not up to you yet.
[1:19:43 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I actually think the crab is cute
[1:19:57 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yeah, me too. I just don't think it's particularly interesting?
[1:20:16 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: homosexual thunderfun took the words out of my mouth
[1:20:23 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: er, fingers
[1:20:36 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It's an unanswerable clock that scales fairly well. Mentioning landwalk is a strike against it, too.
[1:20:55 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Well, "fairly well".
[1:21:03 AM] Zdrac: the land walk is what turned me off as well
[1:21:08 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: yes
[1:21:12 AM] Zdrac: well... mentioning landwalk...
[1:21:18 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: this one was judged well I think
[1:21:25 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Good judges.
[1:21:28 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: make sure to call NC “Dingo Chatterly”
[1:22:42 AM] Zdrac: so, avatarz card…
[1:22:45 AM] avatarz: rotfl
[1:22:56 AM] Zdrac: do you want me to post it, or just call him bad?
[1:23:03 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I read it as "alanis morissette" at first.
[1:23:03 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: both would be great
[1:23:04 AM] homosexual thunderfun: So I like it.
[1:23:11 AM] Zdrac: [posted card]
[1:23:39 AM] avatarz: well, at least it cycles!
[1:23:45 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I am a big fan
[1:23:46 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: of alanis morissette
[1:23:53 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the singer
[1:23:59 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: let me read the card
[1:24:04 AM] avatarz: Analis Morissette
[1:24:55 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: hm
[1:24:57 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It seems too narrow for me.
[1:25:08 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the effect being conditional is somewhat balanced by the cycling
[1:25:13 AM] Zdrac: one thing I like is that once you have one in play, playing or cycleing one in your hand is an intersting choice
[1:25:15 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Sure.
[1:25:30 AM] homosexual thunderfun: I just wish it had a usable body so you could play it and then intend to abuse it later.
[1:25:41 AM] homosexual thunderfun: 0/2 is alright though.
[1:25:52 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: 1/3 and making it cost more would be good
[1:25:56 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Is there a deck for this? Limited cycling?
[1:25:57 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Yes.
[1:26:02 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: I like the interaction with other cycles
[1:26:10 AM] homosexual thunderfun: It could just be blatant and "whenever you cycle a dude, do a thing."
[1:26:16 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: ^^^
[1:26:16 AM] Zdrac: ^
[1:26:27 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: that reads better I think
[1:26:29 AM] avatarz: but then it wouldn't work against black 8)
[1:26:39 AM] Zdrac: hate plant
[1:26:41 AM] avatarz: it's a limited card, I think
[1:26:51 AM] avatarz: if you go cycle
[1:26:52 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: yes
[1:26:56 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: its both limited and limited
[1:27:00 AM] Zdrac: it makes having more than 7 cards weird
[1:27:28 AM] avatarz: well, it feeds on the... leftovers
[1:27:50 AM] avatarz: combo with bazaar
[1:27:50 AM] avatarz: 8D
[1:27:51 AM] Zdrac: why isn't is a sponge?
[1:27:59 AM] homosexual thunderfun: Better option.
[1:29:02 AM] Zdrac: we done?
[1:29:10 PM] homosexual thunderfun: Group high five.
[1:29:17 AM] The Notorious T.O.G.: (highfive)
[1:51:40 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: the peenatural thing wins
[1:51:48 PM] homosexual thunderfun: peenatural
[1:51:50 PM] homosexual thunderfun: kinky
[1:52:07 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: windy and cardz get the hms
[1:52:18 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: cardz you can have 1.333 hms
[1:52:25 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: meg and cc get .333 each
[1:52:30 PM] The Notorious T.O.G.: Next challenge is: recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
Legendary Creature - Hound (R)
Whenever a player casts a spell, counter it if it doesn't target Poochie.
"He's totally in my face!"
5/5
Sorcery [M]
You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, put a colorless Equipment artifact token named Totally Badass Sword onto the battlefield. It "Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has double strike," and equip 3.
"SWORD REWARD FOR COOLEST CAT IN THE EDGY TEENAGER CONTEST!"
—Local poster, unknown origins
IIW: doubt yourself
Here's Five Man Band
The Leader 1WW
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Lifelink
As long as you control at least five Teenagers with different names, Teenagers you control have protection from everything.
T: Search your library for a Teeanger card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
"I'm nothing without the power of my friends!"
2/3
The Braniac 3UU
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Hexproof
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may write down the names of five different cards.
Whenever you draw a card with one of the written names, you may reveal it and exile it. Then, if there's at least one of each card named in exile, you may say "I got it!" and cast each of them without paying their mana costs.
"Don't worry guys, I have a plan."
2/2
The Loner 2BB
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Deathtouch
You decide what's cool.
~ can only be blocked by cool creatures.
Whenever a player casts an uncool spell, that player loses 2 life.
"Lame..."
3/2
The Cheerleader RR
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Haste
~ can't attack or block alone, and not unless you cheer on the other attacking or blocking creatures.
Whenever ~ attacks, attacking creatures you control can't be blocked except by X creatures, where X is the number of attacking creatures you control.
"Nothing can stop us if we work together!"
2/2
The Bruiser 4GG
Legendary Creature - Human Teenager (R)
Trample
If you haven't spoken this turn, ~ gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.
If a card asks you to say something, you may use nonverbal gestures instead.
"..."
6/6
IIW: Uncember!
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
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A Good Place to Start Designing
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Curse PremiumSorcery (R)
Reveal the top eight cards of your library. You may put any number of creature cards from among them onto the battlefield. They gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
IIW: Cardz will judge and pick his own IIW.
Sorcery U
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards with converted mana cost 1, put them into your hand, then shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.
IIW: Innovative uses of devotion.
Legendary Creature - Turtle Berserker (R)
Trample, haste
Donameddo, the Rambunctious must attack each turn if able.
Whenever Donameddo attacks, switch its power and toughness until end of turn and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/5
Ven Goff, the Irritable 1UB
Legendary Creature - Turtle Wizard (R)
Ven Goff, the Irritable can't be blocked.
Whenever Ven Goff is targeted by a spell or ability an opponent controls, that spell or ability's controller discards a card and puts the top eight cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
3/2
Leprab Depatchio, the Fiendish RB
Legendary Creature - Turtle Warrior (R)
Double strike
Whenever Leprab Depatchio, the Fiendish deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library, and exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
1/2
Alvos Prozley, the Great 1WU
Legendary Creature - Turtle Spirit (R)
Flying
(W/U): Exile Alvos Prozley, the Great, then return it to the battlefield at end of turn.
Auras, counters, and equipment remain on Alvos Prozley as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.
3/3
Mister Splonto GW
Legendary Creature - Rat Advisor (R)
Whenever Mister Splonto becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays 2.
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
1/1
IIW: *****ters
Leonardo, Ninja Turtle 2WW
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Bushido 2
Turtle Responsibility (Whenever something bad would happen to another Turtle you control, you may have it happen to this creature instead.)
Leonardo leads...
1/4
Donatello, Ninja Turtle 2UU
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Prowess
You may cast artifact cards as though they had flash and for 2 less, but only if you explain why using technobabble. (Incomprehensible, sciencey gibberish.)
Donatello does machines...
1/4
Raphael, Ninja Turtle 2RR
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Unleash, Angst (This creature attacks each turn if able unless another creature tries to calm it down (that creature must
Raphael is cool, but rude...
1/4
Michelangelo , Ninja Turtle 2GG
Legendary Creature - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (R)
Pizzamplify 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters for each slice of pizza you ate this turn.)
1G, Say a totally righteous catchphrase: Regenerate ~.
Michelangelo is a party dude!
1/4
IIW: Uncember!
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
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A Good Place to Start Designing
aa: man i want a cool sword so bad
SNL: lol edh. i wish it just milled 20 or something. alt. entry is max funny.
moons: too many words/10. the bruiser is maximum funny
prophles: basically gg, but i like this a lot
cardzo: this could take a long time to resolve
karn: less funny than moons and with less interesting cards
winterspring: mechanically uninteresting
moons: like karns but funnier. michelangelo is my new general
winterspring: cute flavour but too mechanically literal
winner: moons
next: uncember
(Uncember is the annual tradition of celebrating the last month of the year with silver bordered cards. The challenge is to make un-cards, they don't necessarily have to be holiday themed).
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Comic Book Set
Archester: Frontier of Steam (A steampunk set!)
A Good Place to Start Designing
I actually started with that (at like 3 mana), but I thought it was much funnier if Poochie stopped EVERYTHING that wasn't about him.
Abbreviate R
Sorcery (C)
Abbreviate deals 1 damage to target creature or player for each word in its name.
"I, the legendary Crasuo Bellmont Montgemory Rithio..." — Crasuo B.M.R.T.H.Y.F.Z.T.E.N.T.Z.F.Q.Z. Fallath, last words.
Words at War G
Sorcery (C)
Target creature you control debates target creature you don't control (Each deals damage equal to the number of words in its name to the other)
"But words will never hurt me... right?" — Little Timmy, last words.
Goofella 1RG
Creature - Ooze (U)
T: Target creature's last name becomes Goofella (A creature named Grizzly Bears becomes Grizzly Bears Goofella).
A Goofella can't block anotha' Goofella.
3/3
Sorcery (M)
Target opponent chooses one —
• He or she must present you with a gift of food. (baked goods are preferable)
• He or she antes the top card of their library.
Put Auntie Up! into that opponent’s graveyard. This change in ownership is permanent.
IIW: Innovative uses of Devotion.
Enchantment (R)
Whenever mana empties from a player’s mana pool as steps and phases end, Heartburn deals 1 damage to that player for each mana emptied this way.
“Suffer the uncomfortable burn of excess!”
IIW: Bees.
Creature - Elemental Horror (R)
Intimidate
Whenever Horror Spuzzem attacks and isn't blocked, Horror Spuzzem may choose up to one other creature on the battlefield. Horror Spuzzem destroys that creature.
3B: You make all decisions for Horror Spuzzem until end of turn.
4/4
IIW: Extort
Enchantment (M)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may discard a card with converted mana cost X. If he or she does, he or she chooses effects totaling up to X:
IIW: internet card
Legendary Creature-Human Cleric (R)
4: Search your library for a card whose flavor text references part of a Magic storyline, reveal it, explain how it fits within the story it references, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
1/1
"Just wait until I tell you all about how Elspeth got killed by Heliod!"
IIW: Non creature keywords on creatures OR Planechase and Archenemy cards (Planes, Schemes, and Phenomena)
"There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'." -Terrance Fletcher, Whiplash (2014)
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
As ~ enters the battlefield, declare a word.
Cards with the declared word in their name can't be cast.
"You can't say that!"
2/2
IIW: Cards that HATE something.
Golgothian Cracker 1R
Sorcery (Special)
You and target opponent play a game of tug of war using Golgothian Cracker. Golgothian Cracker deals 5 damage to the loser.
Urza and Mishra would fight over anything.
IIW: Two mana noncreature rares.
Creature - Human Shark Rogue (R)
Value Artisan has protection from cards with two or more sleeves.
3/1
iiw: meaningful decisions
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots