Hired ThugRG
Creature - Human Warrior (C)
Extort
3/2 "If there's one thing I respect about those Gruul dirtbags, it's how thoroughly they beat people up."
-Teysa Karlov
Hired ThugRG
Creature - Human Warrior (C)
Extort
3/2 "If there's one thing I respect about those Gruul dirtbags, it's how thoroughly they beat people up."
-Teysa Karlov
IIW: Repeatability
Reminder text doesn't count for color identity.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
I know, but you still have to play extort colors to get the most value out of an extort card. And I refuse to design a common card with a CDEF mana cost.
I know, but you still have to play extort colors to get the most value out of an extort card. And I refuse to design a common card with a CDEF mana cost.
I will admit that this is the best attempt so far.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
Hakobyan CortegeBRGW
Creature - Boar Warrior (C)
When ~ enters the battlefield, it fights target creature. "Let loose each swine;
for blood they pine.
The death of Vyet
they can't forget."
—The Edicts of Astvastuhi, No. 37
4/3
Blood-Letter Nephilim : 2GWUB
Creature- [C]
When Blood-Letter Nephilim enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 2 life. You gain life and draw a number cards equal to the total life lost this way.
Morph 5
6/6
IIW: Cards you would expect to see in a Time Spiral-like block.
Frontline BiologistRGWU
Creature — Human Soldier Wizard [C] Batallion — Whenever Frontline Biologist and at least two other creatures attack, put a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with graft 1 onto the battlefield.
4/5
^Props for somehow making a four color common without cheating or being straight vanilla (assuming the token is frequently used in the set). You too Chrono.
If WotC ever prints a 4-color common I'll quit Magic.
Tribal EnvoyRGWU
Creature - Human Scout (C)
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Ferocious - Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may tap Tribal Envoy. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/3
Ichorid SPD: 1 CUN: 8
I like the CUNNING here. Unlike that other guy's blue card, this one actually has utility on both sides of the battlefield. It is remarkably more efficient at zeroing out your opponent's guys than at doing anything relevant with yours. Still, You get some points for the versatility.
I THINK you are talking about my card here. The name is Icarii.
Sharding Elemental1RWBG
Creature - Elemental (C)
Sharding Elemental Attacks each turn if able
Sharding Elemental Blocks each turn if Able
6/5
IIW: A Hero and Villain (or otherwise a pair of rival) creatures.
Domori, Herald of BolasUBRG
Planeswalker - Domori (C)
+1: Exile the top 5 cards of target player's library. You may play creatures cards exiled this way this turn.
+1: Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains flying until end of turn.
-4: For each creature your opponents control, you may have that creature fight another target creature.
(3)
IIW: Four Color Commons4
Legendary Enchantment (C)
Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. T: Draw a card.
While searching your library, you may cast spells from it. (Spells you cast go on the stack after you finish searching your library.
3/2
IIW: Constructed playable Tibalt
Helminth Infestation 1B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature
When enchanted creature dies, put X 0/1 Tapeworm creature tokens onto the battlefield that have "When this creature blocks another creature, exile it. If you do, return a card called Helminth Infestation to the battlefield, enchanting the blocked creature" where X is the number of -1/-1 counters on enchanted creature.
Before Eyes Go Dark5BBUU
Sorcery (M)
Target opponent searches their library for a card and reveals it. That player puts their library into their graveyard and the revealed card on top. Any last words?
IIW:A Hero and Villain (or otherwise a pair of rival) creatures.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
Creature - Human Warrior (C)
Extort
3/2
"If there's one thing I respect about those Gruul dirtbags, it's how thoroughly they beat people up."
-Teysa Karlov
IIW: Repeatability
I know, but you still have to play extort colors to get the most value out of an extort card. And I refuse to design a common card with a CDEF mana cost.
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
j/k that's not really fair, though SNL should strongly consider giving us an alternate IIW.
Anyways...
Etherium Thoctar WRGU
Artifact Creature - Beast
2: Target artifact creature with power 5 or greater gains trample until the end of turn.
It traveled from Naya to Esper one day after it saw something shinny retreat just beyond the horizon
5/4
IIW: Top-Down Meso-American (Aztec, Maya, Inca, etc.)
"There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'." -Terrance Fletcher, Whiplash (2014)
Creature - Boar Warrior (C)
When ~ enters the battlefield, it fights target creature.
"Let loose each swine;
for blood they pine.
The death of Vyet
they can't forget."
—The Edicts of Astvastuhi, No. 37
4/3
IIW: "Artifact - Book"
Creature- [C]
When Blood-Letter Nephilim enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 2 life. You gain life and draw a number cards equal to the total life lost this way.
Morph 5
6/6
IIW: Cards you would expect to see in a Time Spiral-like block.
Powered BUG Cube BUG (Thread)
Powered WUR Cube RWU
Powered RUG Cube URG
480 Unpowered shenanigans
EDH:
Prossh, Skyraider of Kher
Gahiji, Honored One
Daretti, Scrap Savant
For Autocarding: Æ û (Lim-Dûl's Vault)
get hype.
Dark Woolly Thoctar WBRG
Creature - Thoctar
(U)(C)6/5
Fist of Giants WBGR
Sorcery
(U)(C)Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains first strike, lifelink and haste until end of turn.
IIW: Cross-clan synergy (the more the better)
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Creature - Spider (C)
Forestcycling 2 , Plainscycling 2 , Swampcycling 2 , Mountaincycling 2 .
4/4
IWW: Nonblue Sphinxes or Nonblack Demons
Instant (C)
Choose one -
uh.. this is difficult.. even this looks like uncommon..
Gofungga ChallengerUBRG
Creature - Fungi Warrior (C)
Sacrifice Gofungga Challenger: Put two +1/+1 counter on target fungi or treefolk or plant.
4/4
iiw: futuristic goblin cards
Creature — Human Wizard {C}
Morph 1G
2/2
IIW: pls be in london
Creature — Human Soldier Wizard [C]
Batallion — Whenever Frontline Biologist and at least two other creatures attack, put a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with graft 1 onto the battlefield.
4/5
IIW: Just disgusting
Tribal Envoy RGWU
Creature - Human Scout (C)
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Ferocious - Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may tap Tribal Envoy. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/3
IIW: shake up T2
Creature - Type (C)
Flash
When Glint-Eye Grizzly enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature.
2/2
IIW: Goblin tacticians
this is really gross, but it's all i got
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
I THINK you are talking about my card here. The name is Icarii.
Sharding Elemental 1RWBG
Creature - Elemental (C)
Sharding Elemental Attacks each turn if able
Sharding Elemental Blocks each turn if Able
6/5
IIW: A Hero and Villain (or otherwise a pair of rival) creatures.
Planeswalker - Domori (C)
+1: Exile the top 5 cards of target player's library. You may play creatures cards exiled this way this turn.
+1: Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains flying until end of turn.
-4: For each creature your opponents control, you may have that creature fight another target creature.
(3)
IIW: Non- blue mythic beebles
Legendary Enchantment (C)
Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
T: Draw a card.
Blind Oracle 2WUB
Creature - Human Shaman
While searching your library, you may cast spells from it. (Spells you cast go on the stack after you finish searching your library.
3/2
IIW: Constructed playable TibaltHelminth Infestation 1B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature
When enchanted creature dies, put X 0/1 Tapeworm creature tokens onto the battlefield that have "When this creature blocks another creature, exile it. If you do, return a card called Helminth Infestation to the battlefield, enchanting the blocked creature" where X is the number of -1/-1 counters on enchanted creature.
IIW: Top-Down Egyptian
"There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'." -Terrance Fletcher, Whiplash (2014)
Sorcery (M)
Target opponent searches their library for a card and reveals it. That player puts their library into their graveyard and the revealed card on top.
Any last words?
IIW:A Hero and Villain (or otherwise a pair of rival) creatures.