Captivating Melody2UU
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls would untap, its controller must pay 2 or skip untapping that creature.
Dryad's Allure2GG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature attacks you, it loses first strike, double strike, trample and/or any landwalk abilities it has during the combat phase.
Forge of the Gods3R
Legendary Enchantment Artifact (M)
Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1
While your devotion to red is at least 5, the costs of your artifact spells and equip abilities are reduced 2, to a minimum of 1.
IIW: lands with rare abilities (morph, transform, etc)
Dogged Windrider2WW
Artifact Creature — Human Wizard (R)
Flying
Whenever Dogged Windrider is dealt damage, it gains indestructible until end of turn. The new girl said she was tough, but Tezzeret would have never guessed she had rockets for feet!
4/4
IIW: Teenage girls who use machines equipped to their legs to do aerial combat.
Reduce to Æther2UU
Enchantment [R]
Whenever a creature would leave the battlefield, put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead of putting it anywhere else. "Imagination should be just that."
—Ryvin, Master of Illusions
IIW: Create a new ability, then assign it to a color
This should start with "if".
Sapling's Burgeoning3G
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If a creature card is revealed this way, you gain life equal to that card's toughness and put it into your hand. "A life for a life is such a short-sighted view. Life begets more life, and together we thrive."
-Colfenor, the Last Yew
Reduce to Computronium1UUU
Enchantment (M)
Each other permanent loses all types and abilities and becomes an artifact with "T: This deals 1 damage to target player." and "T: Add 1 to your mana pool." It strips bare the artifice of forms, revealing everything to be interchangeable modules.
IIW: EDH generals whose color identities aren't just the colors in their mana cost.
Romarthon, Joraga Champion3GGG
Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior (M) 3G,T: Put a 2/2 green Elf Warrior creature token named Joraga Chief onto the battlefield. It has “1G,T: Put a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token onto the battlefield.”
3/3
Yeah, I can probably expect Brofaux to report it sometime today.
Also, I'm aware that I judge faster (and with less included content) than most people, but it's been like an hour and a half, and I'm not sure if I should link Judge is Judge for amusement purposes or propose a "while he's judging, enjoy this interim challenge" challenge while we're waiting.
On the writing front: I seem to have reached the part of the boring introduction that's almost physically painful to write. I'm going to have to force myself to write this anyway, though.
Yeah, I can probably expect Brofaux to report it sometime today.
Also, I'm aware that I judge faster (and with less included content) than most people, but it's been like an hour and a half, and I'm not sure if I should link Judge is Judge for amusement purposes or propose a "while he's judging, enjoy this interim challenge" challenge while we're waiting.
On the writing front: I seem to have reached the part of the boring introduction that's almost physically painful to write. I'm going to have to force myself to write this anyway, though.
Yeah, sorry about the judging thing. I got caught up in something and now this is taking way longer than I anticipated. You can start whatever you want to fill the void. Sorry again.
Romarthon, Joraga Champion3GGG
Legendary Creature - Elf Warrior (M) 3G,T: Put a 2/2 green Elf Warrior creature token named Joraga Chief onto the battlefield. It has “1G,T: Put a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token onto the battlefield.”
3/3
Timewarp Titan4UR
Creature - Giant Wizard MR
Haste
Whenever Timewarp Titan enters the battlefield, return target creature to it's owner's hand.
Whenever Timewarp Titan deals combat damage to a player, return it to your hand.
5/5
or
Evergrowth Wonder 3GU
Creature - Giant Mutant R
Trample, Evolve
Whenever Evergrowth Wonder evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
5/5
Rosheen Battleprophet3RW
Legendary Creature - Giant Wizard {R}
Lifelink Kinship - At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with Rosheen Battleprophet, you may reveal it and pay X. If you do, Rosheen Battleprophet deals X damage to target creature or player. 4/4
Goatshaper1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a caprid counter on target non-Goat creature. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities.
When you control no creatures named Goatshaper, if you don't have an emblem named Reversion, you get an emblem named Reversion with "At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all caprid counters from a creature that a caprid counter was put onto with a creature named Goatshaper but that a caprid counter has not been removed from with Reversion."
4/4
Templating derived from Cyclopean Tomb; this obviously requires a rules change to allow for emblems to have names, since they can't currently; and I'll explain more later.
Myth Titan4GU
Creature - Giant (M)
Flash
Whenever Myth Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, draw cards equal to the number of creatures you control.
6/6
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls would untap, its controller must pay 2 or skip untapping that creature.
Dryad's Allure 2GG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature attacks you, it loses first strike, double strike, trample and/or any landwalk abilities it has during the combat phase.
Forge of the Gods 3R
Legendary Enchantment Artifact (M)
Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1
While your devotion to red is at least 5, the costs of your artifact spells and equip abilities are reduced 2, to a minimum of 1.
IIW: lands with rare abilities (morph, transform, etc)
Creature - Beast UC
Haste
Whenever Gruul Pathblazer attacks, put a 1/1 red goblin creature token onto the battlefield.
5/3
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
I'll second AI's Samurai Champloo recommendation.
I'll also second MDenham's Strike Witches recommendation
If Cowboy Bebop is up your alley, I'll also suggest Baccano, Trigun, and Darker than Black.
(And it probably won't match your tastes, but I always have to recommend Legend of the Galactic Heroes on account of being amazing.)
Artifact Creature — Human Wizard (R)
Flying
Whenever Dogged Windrider is dealt damage, it gains indestructible until end of turn.
The new girl said she was tough, but Tezzeret would have never guessed she had rockets for feet!
4/4
IIW: Teenage girls who use machines equipped to their legs to do aerial combat.
This should start with "if".
Sapling's Burgeoning 3G
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If a creature card is revealed this way, you gain life equal to that card's toughness and put it into your hand.
"A life for a life is such a short-sighted view. Life begets more life, and together we thrive."
-Colfenor, the Last Yew
IIW: Spheres and orbs
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
That got changed, remember?
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
I always suggest kuragehime no matter what.
Artifact Creature - Golem (R)
Spend at most one color of mana to cast Monochrome Golem.
6/6
IIW: Octopods and Cephaloids
Enchantment (M)
Each other permanent loses all types and abilities and becomes an artifact with "T: This deals 1 damage to target player." and "T: Add 1 to your mana pool."
It strips bare the artifice of forms, revealing everything to be interchangeable modules.
IIW: EDH generals whose color identities aren't just the colors in their mana cost.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
((2/U) can be paid with any two mana or with U. This card's converted mana cost is 8.)
That seems like a mistake; you should at least stay current with rules changes if you're going to take amateur card designing srsly.
Creature - Horror (M)
Lifelink, flying
Pay 3 life: Essence Sucker becomes 6/6 until end of turn.
[3/3]
IIW: You gain 4 life.
The clan for custom card creators!
CLUB FLAMINGO: Challenges Entered~60 Wins~1
Entry 59:
About two and a half pages of my writing are only on one of the computers I'm using.
This post was brought to you by the Society for Making Sure People Don't Have to Worry About Double-Posting.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Oh hey, congrats on your first win, Aminor.
Also, I'm aware that I judge faster (and with less included content) than most people, but it's been like an hour and a half, and I'm not sure if I should link Judge is Judge for amusement purposes or propose a "while he's judging, enjoy this interim challenge" challenge while we're waiting.
On the writing front: I seem to have reached the part of the boring introduction that's almost physically painful to write.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Thanks.
Yeah, sorry about the judging thing. I got caught up in something and now this is taking way longer than I anticipated. You can start whatever you want to fill the void. Sorry again.
WINNER
Next Challenge: Giants. Multicolored.
Judgement will arrive.
CLUB FLAMINGO: Challenges Entered~60 Wins~1
Entry 59:
Legendary Creature - Giant Wizard
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player sacrifices a basic land.
[5/5]
IIW: You gain 4 life.
The clan for custom card creators!
Creature - Giant Wizard MR
Haste
Whenever Timewarp Titan enters the battlefield, return target creature to it's owner's hand.
Whenever Timewarp Titan deals combat damage to a player, return it to your hand.
5/5
or
Evergrowth Wonder 3GU
Creature - Giant Mutant R
Trample, Evolve
Whenever Evergrowth Wonder evolves, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
5/5
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Legendary Creature - Giant Wizard {R}
Lifelink
Kinship - At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with Rosheen Battleprophet, you may reveal it and pay X. If you do, Rosheen Battleprophet deals X damage to target creature or player.
4/4
IIW: Devotion to [off-color].
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a caprid counter on target non-Goat creature. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities.
When you control no creatures named Goatshaper, if you don't have an emblem named Reversion, you get an emblem named Reversion with "At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all caprid counters from a creature that a caprid counter was put onto with a creature named Goatshaper but that a caprid counter has not been removed from with Reversion."
4/4
Templating derived from Cyclopean Tomb; this obviously requires a rules change to allow for emblems to have names, since they can't currently; and I'll explain more later.
IIW: Goats.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Creature - Giant (M)
Flash
Whenever Myth Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, draw cards equal to the number of creatures you control.
6/6
IIW: Simic and/or