I look at the challenge "Trinket text" and I can only think of Ice Cauldron. It's not a mechanical challenge as far as I can tell, and it doesn't seem like a flavor challenge...idk.
I look at the challenge "Trinket text" and I can only think of Ice Cauldron. It's not a mechanical challenge as far as I can tell, and it doesn't seem like a flavor challenge...idk.
Trinket text is Baneslayer Angel's protection abilities - what you're thinking of is too much text.
World Taxer2BB
Creature - Advisor (R)
Protection from lands
When World Taxer enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, for each basic land, its controller sacrifices it unless he or she pays 1 life, then for each nonbasic land, its controller sacrifices it unless he or she pays 2 life. “It doesn’t matter which organization I represent, only that we demand our due, planeswalker.”
Skywatch Keep2
Artifact [U]
Vanishing 3
Whenever a time counter is removed from Skywatch Keep, put a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield. When the last is removed, destroy target Dragon. "May the people of Gaea never fear a fiery assault from the heavens."
—Royin, Kjeldoran skywatch
Homarid Savant4U
Creature - Homarid Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a tide counter on Homarid Savant. Then, if there are four or more tide counters on it, remove all tide counters from it.
Homarid Savant has protection from spells and permanents with converted mana cost of the same parity as the number of tide counters on it. (Two numbers have the same parity if they're both even or both odd. Zero is even.) 3/3
Exivis, the Redeemer - 3WW
Legendary Creature - Human Priest
Lifelink, Vigilance, Protection from Vergis, the Defiler.
Whenever ~ attacks, creatures you control can't be destroyed this turn. Walking in the glory of his predecessors.
3/4
Vergis, the Defiler - 3BB
Legendary Creature - Human Priest
Intimidate, Deathtouch, Protection from Exivis, the Redeemer
Whenever ~ attacks, destroy target creature you don't control. Desecrating the ground of his ancestors.
4/3
Death from BelowBR Instant
Destroy target creature without flying, if that creature had islandwalk, return Death from Below from your graveyard to your hand. Flavor text here.
IIW: Multicolor cycles.
Private Mod Note
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Check out the thread for my cube if you have the time, and tell me how terrible it is.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
Devoted Kannushi1GW
Creature - Human Druid {U}
Protection from Spirits and from Arcane
When Devoted Kannushi enters the battlefield, draw a card if you control a Shrine. 3/2
IIW: A card for two psychographics (Timmy, Johnny, and/or Spike.)
Bestiality1G
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant non-Beast creature you control
Tap enchanted creature and an untapped Beast you control: Put a 3/3 green Mutant creature token onto the battlefield.
IIW: Things that aren't illegal in Japan or Sweden
Favored Apprentice1U
Creature - Homunculus (U)
Protection from Homunculi
When Favored Apprentice enters the battlefield, draw a card for each Homunculus you control.
1/1
Split
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Elemental. If you do, destroy all non-Insect creatures, and you get an Emblem with "Mutant creatures you control have +1/+1."
Adversary of Ethics :3mana::symr::symr::symr:
Creature - Dragon (M)
Flying
Adversary of Ethics gets +1/+0 for each black or white creature your opponents control.
When Adversary of Ethics enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to it's power to target Angel or Demon.
5/5
Stickygrip Goblin1R
Creature - Goblin Rogue (U)
Equipment can't be unattached from Stickygrip Goblin. 1R,T: Attach target Equipment you control to Stickygrip Goblin. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Stickygrip Goblin and it gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Life matters little to a goblin, so he holds on for dear treasure.
2/1
Primal Guardian2G
Creature - Ape Shaman (R)
Elves you control are Plants, Hounds you control are Wolves, and Humans you control are Apes in addition to their other types. 2GG, Discard a creature card: Choose a creature type. Each creature of the chosen type you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of other creatures you control that share a creature type with it.
2/2
IIW: Skeleton world and/or speed represented in blue.
Double Mouth2R
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a horror mutant in addition to its other types.
Enchanted creature has battlecry and battlecry.
K let's do that.
Inky: Does bad stuff with 'goyfs. BAD
Cardz: Seems unfun to play against, typo in flavor text. OK
Arby's:
Meg: OK GOOD OK ("under your control?") OK OK
Q{: GW not WG. OK
Cardz II: Reference's deathtouch redundant. OK
swishh: dat flavor. GOOD
SNL: That mana cost is atrocious; card is clunky and feels green. BAD
Summerfall: Wat is "Wisodm." Feels like a rare. OK
AmSh: Clunky and underwhelming legend. BAD
CC: dat flavor. GOOD
babby: What Ninja said. OK
spacey: lol what if no one has any Birds? Ramblin' Man! OK
SCDL: Feels a lot like that RG Cyclops. OK
Cythare: noooo Cymede. Actually I think she is more red and Anax is more white. Card's swingy as hell. OK
Hira is super strong. OK
pst: Card would be balanced if it cost 1 more. OK
HM: swishh
Winner: CC
Next: Trinket text.
probably less then helpful considering that he has said he doesn't understand what ninja said...
Oh no, how could I be so insensitive?
Trinket text is Baneslayer Angel's protection abilities - what you're thinking of is too much text.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Advisor (R)
Protection from lands
When World Taxer enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, for each basic land, its controller sacrifices it unless he or she pays 1 life, then for each nonbasic land, its controller sacrifices it unless he or she pays 2 life.
“It doesn’t matter which organization I represent, only that we demand our due, planeswalker.”
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
Artifact [U]
Vanishing 3
Whenever a time counter is removed from Skywatch Keep, put a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield. When the last is removed, destroy target Dragon.
"May the people of Gaea never fear a fiery assault from the heavens."
—Royin, Kjeldoran skywatch
IIW: An uncommon 3/3 for 4C
Creature - Human Mage (R)
Artifact landwalk, protection from noncreature artifacts with converted mana cost 1.
2/2
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Was wondering how long before this joke was made.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Homarid Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a tide counter on Homarid Savant. Then, if there are four or more tide counters on it, remove all tide counters from it.
Homarid Savant has protection from spells and permanents with converted mana cost of the same parity as the number of tide counters on it. (Two numbers have the same parity if they're both even or both odd. Zero is even.)
3/3
IIW: Cards from a set based in Newark.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Instant
Destroy target planeswalker or creature with plainswalk.
IIW: sad
Legendary Creature - Human Priest
Lifelink, Vigilance, Protection from Vergis, the Defiler.
Whenever ~ attacks, creatures you control can't be destroyed this turn.
Walking in the glory of his predecessors.
3/4
Vergis, the Defiler - 3BB
Legendary Creature - Human Priest
Intimidate, Deathtouch, Protection from Exivis, the Redeemer
Whenever ~ attacks, destroy target creature you don't control.
Desecrating the ground of his ancestors.
4/3
IIW: Wedge Commanders
Creature - Human Wizard C
Sterile Stalker can't be blocked by beasts.
His chemical baths foil even the most evolved of senses.
1/2
IIW: FFL (Huey, Dewey, Louie and beyond!)
[Clan Flamingo]
Death from Below BR
Instant
Destroy target creature without flying, if that creature had islandwalk, return Death from Below from your graveyard to your hand.
Flavor text here.
IIW: Multicolor cycles.
Generals meant to be drafted first in a single pack of 6 cards.
And here is the actual cube, meant to be drafted in 4 regular sized packs. (60 card decks)
Creature - Human Druid {U}
Protection from Spirits and from Arcane
When Devoted Kannushi enters the battlefield, draw a card if you control a Shrine.
3/2
IIW: A card for two psychographics (Timmy, Johnny, and/or Spike.)
Riptide Researcher exists, although I have a hunch you already knew that.
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant non-Beast creature you control
Tap enchanted creature and an untapped Beast you control: Put a 3/3 green Mutant creature token onto the battlefield.
IIW: Things that aren't illegal in Japan or Sweden
Creature - Homunculus (U)
Protection from Homunculi
When Favored Apprentice enters the battlefield, draw a card for each Homunculus you control.
1/1
IIW: Cool things for your heroic dorks
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
Treasure Mage 2U
Creature - Human Mage (R)
Protection from everything.
Treasure Mage can't be blocked.
2/2
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
[Clan Flamingo]
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Elemental. If you do, destroy all non-Insect creatures, and you get an Emblem with "Mutant creatures you control have +1/+1."
Creature - Dragon (M)
Flying
Adversary of Ethics gets +1/+0 for each black or white creature your opponents control.
When Adversary of Ethics enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to it's power to target Angel or Demon.
5/5
IIW: Mill
Creature - Goblin Rogue (U)
Equipment can't be unattached from Stickygrip Goblin.
1R,T: Attach target Equipment you control to Stickygrip Goblin. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Stickygrip Goblin and it gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Life matters little to a goblin, so he holds on for dear treasure.
2/1
Primal Guardian 2G
Creature - Ape Shaman (R)
Elves you control are Plants, Hounds you control are Wolves, and Humans you control are Apes in addition to their other types.
2GG, Discard a creature card: Choose a creature type. Each creature of the chosen type you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of other creatures you control that share a creature type with it.
2/2
IIW: Skeleton world and/or speed represented in blue.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Oh he mad.
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a horror mutant in addition to its other types.
Enchanted creature has battlecry and battlecry.
IIW: Multiple creatures you control.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.