Calamity3BRRG
Sorcery (R)
Destroy two target lands. Then Calamity deals X damage to its controller and each creature that player controls, where X is the number of lands in his or her graveyard.
Calamity3BRRG
Sorcery (R)
Destroy two target lands. Then Calamity deals X damage to its controller and each creature that player controls, where X is the number of lands in his or her graveyard.
What if the lands are controlled by different players?
Akrisian Miner2RR
Creature - Minotaur Warrior {U}
Mountainwalk
Whenever Akrisian Miner deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a nonbasic land. 3/3
Mine Collapse5BR
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all nonbasic lands. Mine Collapse deals damage to each creature equal to the number of nonbasic lands in its controller's graveyard.
Gelatinous CubeUG
Creature - Ooze R
Deathtouch, trample
During your upkeep, remove a digestion counter on Gelatinous Cube and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever a creature blocked by or blocking Gelatinous Cube dies, put a digestion counter on Gelatinous Cube for each point of toughness that creature had.
2/2
Gelatinous CubeUG
Creature - Ooze R
Deathtouch, trample
During your upkeep, remove a digestion counter on Gelatinous Cube and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever a creature blocked by or blocking Gelatinous Cube dies, put a digestion counter on Gelatinous Cube for each point of toughness that creature had.
2/2
RockfallXRR
Sorcery (U)
As an additional cost to cast Rockfall, you may sacrifice any number of lands. Each land sacrificed this way reduces Rockfall's mana cost by 1.
I'm going to stop you right here and direct you to the new wording for Convoke and Delve.
"Each land you sacrifice while casting Rockfall pays for 1."
Tunnel Dweller2B Creature - Human Shaman [R]
Whenever a creature with combined power and toughness of 6 or more enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. "Fill your lungs with our damp air. No room down here for the likes of you."
2/2
Sunheat1R
Sorcery (R)
Sunheat deals 2 damage to target creature. Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battefield under your control, you may pay 1R. If you do, return Sunheat from your graveyard to your hand.
Sunheat1R
Sorcery (R)
Sunlight deals 2 damage to target creature. Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battefield under your control, return Sunheat from your graveyard to your hand.
Sunheat1R
Sorcery (R)
Sunlight deals 2 damage to target creature. Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battefield under your control, return Sunheat from your graveyard to your hand.
IIW: A money rare from Theros.
You got the name wrong in the effect
Tunneling Wurm2RG
Creature - Wurm {R}
Trample
Whenever Tunneling Wurm attacks, creatures you control can't block until the beginning of your next upkeep.
6/6 "The damn thing left a hole big enough for an army!" - Shug, wurm hater
Tidal Swell4UU
Sorcery (R)
Each player chooses four permanents he or she controls. Return to the rest to their owner's hand. Each night, great swaths of lower causeway are swallowed whole by the brackish tide.
Echolocation2G Enchantment G: Choose an attacking creature you don't control. It becomes blocked by target creature you control. "Our ears hear all. Each breath, each footfall, each heartbeat confirms your doom."
- Gol Tan of the Bats
Echolocation2G Enchantment G: Choose an attacking creature you don't control. It becomes blocked by target creature you control.
I don't think this should allow your creatures to block creatures that aren't attacking you or a planeswalker you control; it leads to weird issues with cards like Slate Street Ruffian.
"G: Target creature you control blocks target creature attacking you or a planeswalker you control and can't block other creatures this turn. Activate this ability only during combat before blockers are declared."
Rust Monster1RR
Creature - Insect (U)
Any amount of damage Rust Monster deals to an artifact creature is enough to destroy that creature. 3RR: Rust Monster deals 5 damage to target creature. Destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.
3/2
IIW: Leviathans, behemoths, your mom, and other large creatures.
Yeah, I should of done the research. What's worse is that I can't even use Structural Collapse
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Sorcery (R)
Destroy two target lands. Then Calamity deals X damage to its controller and each creature that player controls, where X is the number of lands in his or her graveyard.
IIW: pimped out land destruction
What if the lands are controlled by different players?
Akrisian Miner 2RR
Creature - Minotaur Warrior {U}
Mountainwalk
Whenever Akrisian Miner deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a nonbasic land.
3/3
IIW: Nonblue card draw.
Land - Island Swamp (R)
I'll think of something for reals later.
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
Instant {U}
Destroys 1 wall. Target wall cannot be regenerated.
IIW: Limited Edition Alpha templates.
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all nonbasic lands. Mine Collapse deals damage to each creature equal to the number of nonbasic lands in its controller's graveyard.
IIW: A palace in the skies
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
Creature - Ooze R
Deathtouch, trample
During your upkeep, remove a digestion counter on Gelatinous Cube and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever a creature blocked by or blocking Gelatinous Cube dies, put a digestion counter on Gelatinous Cube for each point of toughness that creature had.
2/2
IIW: Allied colored triggered abils and effects
[Clan Flamingo]
I see you're doing AI's IIW early?
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant [U]
Choose one: Tap target creature, or destroy target creature if it's tapped.
Entwine U
IIW: Black tapping
"Each land you sacrifice while casting Rockfall pays for 1."
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Tunnel Visionary 4G
Creature - Human Shaman (R)
For each basic land type among lands you control, creatures you control have landwalk of that type.
2/4
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
Creature — Horror [U]
Whenever Cave Horror blocks or is blocked by a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.
1/3
IIW: Interaction
Instant [C]
Tap target creature.
Buyback 2W
IIW: Halo (the game)
Creature - Human Shaman [R]
Whenever a creature with combined power and toughness of 6 or more enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature.
"Fill your lungs with our damp air. No room down here for the likes of you."
2/2
IIW: stuff for tempo decks
Sorcery (R)
Sunheat deals 2 damage to target creature.
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battefield under your control, you may pay 1R. If you do, return Sunheat from your graveyard to your hand.
Thanks for the suggestions!
IIW: A money rare from Theros.
The clan for custom card creators!
That seems fair. Oboro, Palace in the Clouds. Punishing Fire.
You got the name wrong in the effect
Tunneling Wurm 2RG
Creature - Wurm {R}
Trample
Whenever Tunneling Wurm attacks, creatures you control can't block until the beginning of your next upkeep.
6/6
"The damn thing left a hole big enough for an army!" - Shug, wurm hater
IIW: Everyday objects
Sorcery (R)
Each player chooses four permanents he or she controls. Return to the rest to their owner's hand.
Each night, great swaths of lower causeway are swallowed whole by the brackish tide.
IIW: Legendary equipment.
Enchantment
G: Choose an attacking creature you don't control. It becomes blocked by target creature you control.
"Our ears hear all. Each breath, each footfall, each heartbeat confirms your doom."
- Gol Tan of the Bats
iiw: the best defense
Creature - Insect (C)
Flying
"They fly, right? They're ugly and hairy, right?"
1/1
IIW: Imaginary things.
How dare you! Bats and insects are both cute!
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I don't think this should allow your creatures to block creatures that aren't attacking you or a planeswalker you control; it leads to weird issues with cards like Slate Street Ruffian.
"G: Target creature you control blocks target creature attacking you or a planeswalker you control and can't block other creatures this turn. Activate this ability only during combat before blockers are declared."
I agree but am only able to communicate in Calvin & Hobbes quotes. "Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding."
Creature - Insect (U)
Any amount of damage Rust Monster deals to an artifact creature is enough to destroy that creature.
3RR: Rust Monster deals 5 damage to target creature. Destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.
3/2
IIW: Leviathans, behemoths, your mom, and other large creatures.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
At last, an answer! Thank you good sir!
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Make Strionic Resonator shine!
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